Cracked's Election Round-Up

We've been so friggin' political around here lately, we even already had a round-up called The Political Cracked Round-Up of Politics. As a way to finally seal the lid on this whole political commentary business, we've rounded up almost every piece of political material we've written. There will be no notable comments this week, but we can sum of the comments on our political articles in one of two ways:

A) Stop writing about politics omfg I f*cking hate you and f*ck this censorship!!>!

B) [Horribly oversimplified and poorly-thought-out political strategy to "fix the nation."]

Wasn't that quite a time saver? To you folks in that first category who are sick of hearing about politics, this is the last time, (except for next week). We'll go back to pissing you off in new and exciting ways next week.


Yes, for a brief time, your favorite team of Columnists turned into brilliant and influential Political Commentators. First, Ross, Swaim, Gladstone and DOB liveblogged the last three debates. Perhaps out of jealous, Bucholz went on and on about Canada, who is also, evidently, having an election. Swaim brought you ridiculous attack ads, DOB announced the candidacy of Plumber/Sixpack, Ross announced the candidacy of, uh, Ross, and Gladstone, in a bold move, made fun of Chuck Norris. Okay, wow. No more politics, we promise.



STUPID VIDEOS!
The 8 Most Ridiculous Viral Videos of the 08 Election
DIDDY OBAMA BLOG DIDDY OBAMA BLOG DIDDY OBAMA BLOG.


STUPID PRODUCTS!
Elexploitation: 9 Shameless Ways People Milked the Election
In Episode 2 of SWAIM, we explore the worst examples of cashing in on this election. If you liked this episode, you can purchase our limited edition DVD complete with a Sarah Palin shaped Corndog. Order today!


STUPID PEOPLE!
Obama Facts; Truth or Smear?
If you resemble any of these people, please stay home on election day.


STUPID ADS!
The 2008 Presidential Election (as Depicted by 5-Year-Olds)
They don't understand it any better or worse than we do.


STUPID CELEBRITIES!
6 Celebrity Endorsements Obama Should Have Turned Down
"No, seriously, Mr. Hitchens, thank you but please don't mention my name, ever. Please."


STUPID SARAH PALIN!
Sarah Palin's 2012 Presidential Campaign Ads
Fuck you, that's why.


STUPID DEBATES!
20 Ways They Could Make Debates Actually Worth Watching
The short answer? Titties.


STUPID PRESIDENTS!
5 Presidential Elections Even Dumber Than This One (Somehow)
More like Dumbacracy, right? Go fuck yourself.
YOU YOU YOU!
The 15 Worst Porno Ideas Possible
We're practically giving money away! Wait, not practically. Totally. We're totally giving away money to people, people with mediocre to decent Photoshop skills. People like you. Wouldn't you like to be a person like you? This week, you can be by entering our latest contest, The Day After the Election...in 2012.



Funny photos. Funnier captions. Submitted by YOU. Voted on by the People. Think you're funnier than this week's winners? Contribute your own.

10.30.08:

Sure, I'll meet you at the train station. How romantic! But... how will I recognize you?
by crazyivan

Editor's pick:

I'm here about the babysitting job.
by megaweege66

10.29.08:

The gloryholes in the Cracked staffroom just aren't that appealing.
by d73

Editor's pick:

This picture was taken during a full moon.

Usually it's a man's head mounted up there.


by Leaf

10.28.08:

Charlottes Web by Tim Burton.
by erosive

Editor's pick:

Fuck you, eHarmony, I don't care HOW compatible we are!
by CavalierX

10.27.08:

Not pictured: Darth Paper.
by Rex-Jester

Editor's pick:

Chew-box-a!
by d73

10.26.08:

Huang felt kind of ridiculous with his glasses on.
by postmanpat

Editor's pick:

This is why we never ask dad what he does on the weekends
by CaptainCarl

10.25.08:

Mikeys invisible bike had HUGE handlebars.
by Gordie

Editor's pick:

"Do you want a cheese burger?"

"No, the fat will just Klingon me."


by SUPERNAUT44

10.24.08:

Some things you just can't unsee.
by jpj420

Editor's pick:

My 8th birthday party sucked.
by jrsduck

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