Cracked's Election Round-Up
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We've been so friggin' political around here lately, we even already had a round-up called The Political Cracked Round-Up of Politics. As a way to finally seal the lid on this whole political commentary business, we've rounded up almost every piece of political material we've written. There will be no notable comments this week, but we can sum of the comments on our political articles in one of two ways: A) Stop writing about politics omfg I f*cking hate you and f*ck this censorship!!>! B) [Horribly oversimplified and poorly-thought-out political strategy to "fix the nation."] Wasn't that quite a time saver? To you folks in that first category who are sick of hearing about politics, this is the last time, (except for next week). We'll go back to pissing you off in new and exciting ways next week. Yes, for a brief time, your favorite team of Columnists turned into brilliant and influential Political Commentators. First, Ross, Swaim, Gladstone and DOB liveblogged the last three debates. Perhaps out of jealous, Bucholz went on and on about Canada, who is also, evidently, having an election. Swaim brought you ridiculous attack ads, DOB announced the candidacy of Plumber/Sixpack, Ross announced the candidacy of, uh, Ross, and Gladstone, in a bold move, made fun of Chuck Norris. Okay, wow. No more politics, we promise.
WINNERS!The Craption Contest!
Funny photos. Funnier captions. Submitted by YOU. Voted on by the People. Think you're funnier than this week's winners? Contribute your own.
10.30.08:
Sure, I'll meet you at the train station. How romantic! But... how will I recognize you? Editor's pick:
I'm here about the babysitting job.
10.29.08:
The gloryholes in the Cracked staffroom just aren't that appealing.
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This picture was taken during a full moon. Usually it's a man's head mounted up there. by Leaf 10.28.08:
Charlottes Web by Tim Burton.
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Fuck you, eHarmony, I don't care HOW compatible we are!
10.27.08:
Not pictured: Darth Paper.
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Chew-box-a!
10.26.08:
Huang felt kind of ridiculous with his glasses on.
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This is why we never ask dad what he does on the weekends
10.25.08:
Mikeys invisible bike had HUGE handlebars.
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"Do you want a cheese burger?" "No, the fat will just Klingon me." by SUPERNAUT44 10.24.08:
Some things you just can't unsee.
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My 8th birthday party sucked.
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