Cracked Archive - Sex
5 Ways Movies Get Sex Work Wrong (An Insider Look)
People get the wrong idea about sex workers. Where does this blame fall? Hollywood of course!
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- By EmpressxAllison
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34 There’s No Escaping Hot Vax Summer
Nobody’s safe. Everybody’s getting laid.
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- By Cedric Voets
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4 Surprising Side Effects Of Starting An OnlyFans
Running your own OnlyFans can make you nauseous, unless you prepare properly.
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- By Kaitlyn O’Bryon
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Florida's Thong-Wearing Hotdog Ladies (Or, The Most Important Moment In Florida History)
Florida women used to sell hotdogs, wearing just thongs. Then people got mad.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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'Hey Bro, Think You're Man Enough To Be On The Pill?'
Are you a bad enough dude to reliably prevent pregnancy?
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- By Cedric Voets
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Deep Inside India's Ancient Sex Statue Temple
How prudish should you be for a place that has statues Eiffel Towering?
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- By Cedric Voets
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King Of Spain's Thirsty Wedding Night Letter (He Sent To His Parents)
A red-blooded blue blood.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Award Celebrating The Worst Love Scenes in Fiction Cancelled, Citing 'Too Many Bad Things in 2020'
The cringiest fictional erm, romance scenes may have to wait for their crowning glory ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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'Trial By Impotence' Was Once France's Only Way To Get Divorced
Talk about performance anxiety.
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- By Cedric Voets
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The Adult Industry Makes The Best PSAs
This is legit the most informative guide to freelance work we've ever seen.
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- By Cedric Voets
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How NYC Sex Clubs Stay Open With Social Distancing Laws
Mostly it's a lot of cleaning and a lot of space.
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- By Dan Duddy
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NYC's Government Officially Endorsed Glory Holes
This is probably (hopefully?!) the only time the government is going to officially endorse outdoor group leather sex through a hole in the wall.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Casual Sex Sleepovers Are Now A Crime In Great Britain
No sex outside of wedlockdown.
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- By Cedric Voets
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The Jedi Are A Bunch Of Hos
Search your feelings, you know the Jedi boned.
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- By Dan Duddy
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The Best of Social Distancing Erotic Literature, Reviewed
Hey, sometimes you're quarantined with a tentacle monster.
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- By Mark Hill
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