A red-blooded blue blood.
The cringiest fictional erm, romance scenes may have to wait for their crowning glory ...
Talk about performance anxiety.
Mostly it's a lot of cleaning and a lot of space.
No sex outside of wedlockdown.
Hey, sometimes you're quarantined with a tentacle monster.
The human boner is a powerful thing.
Love in the time of Coronavirus
Have you heard the good/bad/mixed news?