Cracked Archive - Sex
Scientists Tried And Failed To Get Jeremy The Snail Laid
Also, snail sex is horrifying.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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3 Nicolas Cage Chooses His Diet Based On Animals' Mating Habits
A dirty animal is an unclean animal, says Cage.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Pharaohs Had The Grossest Ritual To Keep The Nile Running
This definitely increased the river's flow.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Adult Film Industry Has Been Educating Fans (And Health Experts) During This
It's part of creating awareness around vaccinations, and educating people who need to be told that, if you want to get laid, best you be healthy.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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Will OnlyFans Abandon The Base That Built It?
Sure looks like OnlyFans going mainstream means it will dump the people that made it big in the first place.
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- By Tara Marie
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5 Ways Getting Into Sex Work Improved My Life
Many people have misconceptions about sex work, a lot of which are negative.
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- By EmpressxAllison
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5 Ways Movies Get Sex Work Wrong (An Insider Look)
People get the wrong idea about sex workers. Where does this blame fall? Hollywood of course!
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- By EmpressxAllison
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There’s No Escaping Hot Vax Summer
Nobody’s safe. Everybody’s getting laid.
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- By Cedric Voets
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4 Surprising Side Effects Of Starting An OnlyFans
Running your own OnlyFans can make you nauseous, unless you prepare properly.
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- By Kaitlyn O’Bryon
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Florida's Thong-Wearing Hotdog Ladies (Or, The Most Important Moment In Florida History)
Florida women used to sell hotdogs, wearing just thongs. Then people got mad.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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'Hey Bro, Think You're Man Enough To Be On The Pill?'
Are you a bad enough dude to reliably prevent pregnancy?
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- By Cedric Voets
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Deep Inside India's Ancient Sex Statue Temple
How prudish should you be for a place that has statues Eiffel Towering?
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- By Cedric Voets
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King Of Spain's Thirsty Wedding Night Letter (He Sent To His Parents)
A red-blooded blue blood.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Award Celebrating The Worst Love Scenes in Fiction Cancelled, Citing 'Too Many Bad Things in 2020'
The cringiest fictional erm, romance scenes may have to wait for their crowning glory ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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'Trial By Impotence' Was Once France's Only Way To Get Divorced
Talk about performance anxiety.
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- By Cedric Voets
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