Cracked Archive - Sex
15 Horrifying Ways Sex Can Go Wrong
These stories are enough to make you want to chain up your genitals for life
- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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- November 24, 2020
'Trial By Impotence' Was Once France's Only Way To Get Divorced
Talk about performance anxiety.
- By Cedric Voets
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- October 25, 2020
The Adult Industry Makes The Best PSAs
This is legit the most informative guide to freelance work we've ever seen.
- By Cedric Voets
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- August 30, 2020
How NYC Sex Clubs Stay Open With Social Distancing Laws
Mostly it's a lot of cleaning and a lot of space.
- By Dan Duddy
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- June 25, 2020
NYC's Government Officially Endorsed Glory Holes
This is probably (hopefully?!) the only time the government is going to officially endorse outdoor group leather sex through a hole in the wall.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- June 12, 2020
Unexpected Facts About What Women And Men Find Attractive
Love may be blind, but attraction is weird af.
- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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- June 08, 2020
Casual Sex Sleepovers Are Now A Crime In Great Britain
No sex outside of wedlockdown.
- By Cedric Voets
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- June 03, 2020
The Jedi Are A Bunch Of Hos
Search your feelings, you know the Jedi boned.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 19, 2020
The Best of Social Distancing Erotic Literature, Reviewed
Hey, sometimes you're quarantined with a tentacle monster.
- By Mark Hill
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- May 09, 2020
Sex Myths You've Probably Believed Your Entire Life
It's time to bust some sex myths.
- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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- May 02, 2020
Ways Dating Apps Have Failed Us
When the problem-solving app actually creates more problems.
- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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- April 21, 2020
New Netflix Show Sits Atop Trash TV Mountain
Witness the impossible task of hot people not having sex for a week.
- By Cedric Voets
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- April 13, 2020
Amazon's Erotica Section Is The Dollar Store For Horniness
The human boner is a powerful thing.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- April 08, 2020
The Renaissance Of 'Thicc' Might Be Upon Us
A thiccassance if you will.
- By Dan Duddy
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- April 01, 2020
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