Cracked Archive - Sex
Everyone in Quarantine Was Masturbating for the Same Reason
Stressful times call for not-so-stressful measures
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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6 Pigs Might Hold the Cure to Erectile Dysfunction
New research has found that, at the very least, they’re the exact kind of test subject we should be getting down and dirty with
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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If You Can’t Get It Up for Yourself, You Can’t Get It Up for Anybody
A lack of self-esteem is a real boner killer
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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If You’re Not Horny, You’re Dying
A new study has found that low libidos also seem to lead to a lower life span
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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The Light from Your Partner’s Screen Is Screwing Up Your Sleep
A new study has found that no matter how tightly you shut your eyes, your significant other’s doomscrolling is doomed to keep you awake at night
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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Why You Should Lie to Yourself About Your Relationship
A new study finds that, depending on your attachment style, dishonesty can be the key to wedded bliss
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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Men Told They Will Get Laid More If They Do the Dishes. Still Can’t Seem to Do the Dishes
A new study has found that straight women are most physically attracted to the kind of man who does his fair share around the house
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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4 Horrifyingly Sexy Mangas Starring American Politicians (VIDEO)
Don't click this. Unless...
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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Oh, Come On: 4 Of History's Outrageous Early Sex Toys
There’s one other touchstone of just about every era of humanity to date: we all just really need to get our rocks off.
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- By Mac Faber
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That Couples' Halloween Costume Will Not Save Your Relationship
Save yourself a big credit card charge from Alibaba.
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- By Eli Yudin
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A California Couple Died Having Sex On A Famous Piano
The city had tried to shut the strip club down but hadn't predicted this.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The Sex Playlist That Broke The Internet
Even worse, the song has ZERO saxophone, the sexiest instrument.
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- By Eli Yudin
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5 Good Reasons Not To Have Sex
It's the year 2022 and the headache has become a sitcom staple.
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- By Eli Yudin
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5 Fun Things To Do After A Divorce
You may be decoupled from your former beau, but not from FUN!
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- By Eli Yudin
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3 Easy Ways To Meet People Without Dating Apps
Hinge? More like Cringe... ing at the idea of interacting with someone in real life!
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- By Eli Yudin
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