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Cracked Archive - Sex

'Hey Bro, Think You're Man Enough To Be On The Pill?'

Are you a bad enough dude to reliably prevent pregnancy?

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Deep Inside India's Ancient Sex Statue Temple

How prudish should you be for a place that has statues Eiffel Towering?

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King Of Spain's Thirsty Wedding Night Letter (He Sent To His Parents)

A red-blooded blue blood.

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Award Celebrating The Worst Love Scenes in Fiction Cancelled, Citing 'Too Many Bad Things in 2020'

The cringiest fictional erm, romance scenes may have to wait for their crowning glory ...

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'Trial By Impotence' Was Once France's Only Way To Get Divorced

Talk about performance anxiety.

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The Adult Industry Makes The Best PSAs

This is legit the most informative guide to freelance work we've ever seen.

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How NYC Sex Clubs Stay Open With Social Distancing Laws

Mostly it's a lot of cleaning and a lot of space.

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NYC's Government Officially Endorsed Glory Holes

This is probably (hopefully?!) the only time the government is going to officially endorse outdoor group leather sex through a hole in the wall.

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Casual Sex Sleepovers Are Now A Crime In Great Britain

No sex outside of wedlockdown.

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The Jedi Are A Bunch Of Hos

Search your feelings, you know the Jedi boned.

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The Best of Social Distancing Erotic Literature, Reviewed

Hey, sometimes you're quarantined with a tentacle monster.

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New Netflix Show Sits Atop Trash TV Mountain

Witness the impossible task of hot people not having sex for a week.

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Amazon's Erotica Section Is The Dollar Store For Horniness

The human boner is a powerful thing.

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A Condom Shortage (And Baby Boom) May Be Looming

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The Renaissance Of 'Thicc' Might Be Upon Us

A thiccassance if you will.

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