Cracked Archive - Sex

There’s No Escaping Hot Vax Summer
There’s No Escaping Hot Vax Summer

Nobody’s safe. Everybody’s getting laid.

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4 Surprising Side Effects Of Starting An OnlyFans
4 Surprising Side Effects Of Starting An OnlyFans

Running your own OnlyFans can make you nauseous, unless you prepare properly.

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Florida's Thong-Wearing Hotdog Ladies (Or, The Most Important Moment In Florida History)
Florida's Thong-Wearing Hotdog Ladies (Or, The Most Important Moment In Florida History)

Florida women used to sell hotdogs, wearing just thongs. Then people got mad.

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'Hey Bro, Think You're Man Enough To Be On The Pill?'
'Hey Bro, Think You're Man Enough To Be On The Pill?'

Are you a bad enough dude to reliably prevent pregnancy?

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Deep Inside India's Ancient Sex Statue Temple
Deep Inside India's Ancient Sex Statue Temple

How prudish should you be for a place that has statues Eiffel Towering?

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Award Celebrating The Worst Love Scenes in Fiction Cancelled, Citing 'Too Many Bad Things in 2020'
Award Celebrating The Worst Love Scenes in Fiction Cancelled, Citing 'Too Many Bad Things in 2020'

The cringiest fictional erm, romance scenes may have to wait for their crowning glory ...

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'Trial By Impotence' Was Once France's Only Way To Get Divorced
'Trial By Impotence' Was Once France's Only Way To Get Divorced

Talk about performance anxiety.

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The Adult Industry Makes The Best PSAs
The Adult Industry Makes The Best PSAs

This is legit the most informative guide to freelance work we've ever seen.

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How NYC Sex Clubs Stay Open With Social Distancing Laws
How NYC Sex Clubs Stay Open With Social Distancing Laws

Mostly it's a lot of cleaning and a lot of space.

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NYC's Government Officially Endorsed Glory Holes
NYC's Government Officially Endorsed Glory Holes

This is probably (hopefully?!) the only time the government is going to officially endorse outdoor group leather sex through a hole in the wall.

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Casual Sex Sleepovers Are Now A Crime In Great Britain
Casual Sex Sleepovers Are Now A Crime In Great Britain

No sex outside of wedlockdown.

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The Jedi Are A Bunch Of Hos
The Jedi Are A Bunch Of Hos

Search your feelings, you know the Jedi boned.

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The Best of Social Distancing Erotic Literature, Reviewed
The Best of Social Distancing Erotic Literature, Reviewed

Hey, sometimes you're quarantined with a tentacle monster.

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New Netflix Show Sits Atop Trash TV Mountain
New Netflix Show Sits Atop Trash TV Mountain

Witness the impossible task of hot people not having sex for a week.

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