Cracked Archive - Sex

Nobody’s safe. Everybody’s getting laid.

• By Cedric Voets
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• May 11, 2021

Running your own OnlyFans can make you nauseous, unless you prepare properly.

• By Kaitlyn O’Bryon
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• May 04, 2021

Florida women used to sell hotdogs, wearing just thongs. Then people got mad.

• By Ryan Menezes
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• May 02, 2021

Are you a bad enough dude to reliably prevent pregnancy?

• By Cedric Voets
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• February 07, 2021

How prudish should you be for a place that has statues Eiffel Towering?

• By Cedric Voets
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• January 19, 2021

A red-blooded blue blood.

• By Cedric Voets
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• December 13, 2020

The cringiest fictional erm, romance scenes may have to wait for their crowning glory ...

• By Carly Tennes
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• December 08, 2020

Talk about performance anxiety.

• By Cedric Voets
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• October 25, 2020

This is legit the most informative guide to freelance work we've ever seen.

• By Cedric Voets
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• August 30, 2020

Mostly it's a lot of cleaning and a lot of space.

• By Dan Duddy
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• June 25, 2020

This is probably (hopefully?!) the only time the government is going to officially endorse outdoor group leather sex through a hole in the wall.

• By Amanda Mannen
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• June 12, 2020

No sex outside of wedlockdown.

• By Cedric Voets
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• June 03, 2020

Search your feelings, you know the Jedi boned.

• By Dan Duddy
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• May 19, 2020

Hey, sometimes you're quarantined with a tentacle monster.

• By Mark Hill
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• May 09, 2020

Witness the impossible task of hot people not having sex for a week.

• By Cedric Voets
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• April 13, 2020