Cracked Archive - Sex
4 People Who Went Nuts When Their Partners Cheated
Infidelity? Out comes the amputation knife
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- By Ryan Menezes
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2 5 of the Most Deadly Attempts at Lovemaking
Sex in a plane can kill everyone involved
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- By Ryan Menezes
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20 Funny Stories About Getting Dumped
These breakup tales have a ‘Forgetting Sarah Marshall’ quality to them
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- By Ian Garner
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6 Intimate Items That Embarrassed Everyone at Airport Security
That’s not a gun in your pocket. You’re just happy to see me
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Famous People Who Died Having Sex
An American vice president and Matthew McConaughey’s dad really did go out on top
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Your Parents Just Want You to Date Someone Hot
It’s funny to think a sense of humor ever even remotely mattered
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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The Secret to a Happy Relationship Is Putting Your Phone Away
You’re pretty much phubbed otherwise
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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5 Scented Candles to Buy If You Want Out of a Relationship
The intoxicating smell of freedom
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- By Eli Yudin
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Here's Why Everyone Wants to Have Sex with the Drummer
A new study shows how women in particular find music to be the ultimate aphrodisiac
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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How Flirting in Virtual Reality Can Prevent Infidelity
It can also make things much hotter with your current partner
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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Everyone in Quarantine Was Masturbating for the Same Reason
Stressful times call for not-so-stressful measures
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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Pigs Might Hold the Cure to Erectile Dysfunction
New research has found that, at the very least, they’re the exact kind of test subject we should be getting down and dirty with
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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If You Can’t Get It Up for Yourself, You Can’t Get It Up for Anybody
A lack of self-esteem is a real boner killer
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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If You’re Not Horny, You’re Dying
A new study has found that low libidos also seem to lead to a lower life span
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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The Light from Your Partner’s Screen Is Screwing Up Your Sleep
A new study has found that no matter how tightly you shut your eyes, your significant other’s doomscrolling is doomed to keep you awake at night
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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