33 Ham-fisted Attempts to Use Sex to Sell Unsexy Products

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33 Ham-fisted Attempts to Use Sex to Sell Unsexy Products

Sex sells. Or, more to the point, advertising companies think sex sells. So they try to work the bow-chicka-bow-wow factor into all of their campaigns — even when it makes no sense whatsoever. And these ads are everywhere, from the glitziest Super Bowl ad to the tiniest Netflix thumbnail.

33 Ham-fisted Attempts to Use Sex to Sell Unsexy Products
L] RUTO 10M 25 J Nikon How to showcase the new ace-Detection feature for your camera? By using 2 girls in underwear on a bed with wide open curtains,
For some bizarre reason, Sony decided that the best way to advertise the dual touch panel functionality of their new Playstation Vita console... TOUCH
BOLIVIAN COMPANY CORIMEXO'S HOMEPAGE LOOKS MORE LIKE A SOFT PORN SITE THAN LIKE A FURNITURE STORE 1005 CUERO
Layconsa wanted to sell more highlighters. So they have their highlighter pointing to a topless woman in this ad. CRACKED COM
CRACKED.COM Fleggaard (a Danish owned shop) had a washer on sale, So they made a parachuting commercial with topless women They never showed the washe
33 Ham-fisted Attempts to Use Sex to Sell Unsexy Products
If you sell wood care products, then sex up Pinocchio. Mabes mere atteseshe That's what Werner & Mertz did with this print ad in 2009.
After licking its wounds from accusations of racism in a previous campaign, Popchips decided to go another route: COMPARING THEIR SNACKS TO KATY PERRY
CRACKEDOO CON For Mewier This 20 10 Thai print ad features a nice pair of voluptuous knees to sell Boots Body Cream. For sexier knees, of course.
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WE'RE INTO RUBBER This was a commercial for an Australian car repair company called Ultra Tune. It became Australia's most complained-about ad of 2016
In 2013, Kraft introduced 'The Zesty Guy to promote GRAGKEDCOM its Italian salad dressing. SILVERWARE OPTIONAL GET The company tweeted this image of
Samsung's laptop has a new feature. So, here's a super-flexible True beauty is curved. naked woman with not SO many curves to help you remember it. Th
ESTRELLA INSURANCE needed an eye-catching way to show people how much money they'll save. So they plastered buses with images like these ... CAR INSUR
33 Ham-fisted Attempts to Use Sex to Sell Unsexy Products
CRACKEDGOM Cheena oos for adult In an effort to sell lollipops to adults, Chupa Chups stuck a sucker stick on called a boob and it a day.
CRACKED.CON You haven't seen FOOD PORN until you've seen the 2014 edition of the Canadian restaurant guide, Le Guide Restos Voir. 18-+ 18-+ ONEST HEUD
33 Ham-fisted Attempts to Use Sex to Sell Unsexy Products
Firefly Airlines once advertised cheap tickets on their Facebook with this image and the message Come grab it real fast. 50 Firefly 9o B: yond Conve
How do you make HEARING AIDS SEXY? WIDEX.CO. TO HEAR NO EVIL WOULD BE A BIT OF A SHAME WIDEX HEARING AIDS HEARD BUT NOT SEEN This is how WIDEX did it
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Heinz printed this ad in 2012 to promote their hot ketchup. Apparently, nothing says hot ketchup better than provocatively placed chicken. CRACKED.COM
Sheba: Sheba: BRAND ITR ACLUF TUNA WHITEMEAT WITH WHOLE PRAWNS I don't know about you, but when I think cat food, I think Eva Longoria bestiality stri
REBORN TO BE ALIVE created this image for their organ donation campaign. The tagline? Becoming a donor is probably your only chance to get inside her
ELAGON have we Look, GUM! an mentos PURE SREP FRESH This ad for Mentos gum ran in 2012. The ad makes no attempt to explain the connection between gum
33 Ham-fisted Attempts to Use Sex to Sell Unsexy Products
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CRACKEDCON Not only is this woman shown cheating on her partner with the Red M&M, but at the end of this 2016 commercial, Yellow emerges from the clos
PANCESCOAMA CRACKED.COM Francesco Biasia is only announcing the opening of a new handbag shop in a feminine way.
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ORACKEDCOM OEVO WE'RE JUST AS EXCITED AS YOU. VOLVO ran this ad in the program for 2003 Sydney Gay & Lesbian Mardi Gras with the tagline: WE'RE JUST
33 Ham-fisted Attempts to Use Sex to Sell Unsexy Products
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