No matter how bad your worst morning wake-up stories are, they will never be as ...
We defy you to wrap your brain around these numbers.
Big Brother is watching. And kinda has your back.
It was only a matter of time before memes became big money-makers.
All of this is very bad.
Turns out some pictures need 1,000 words.
Half your favorite musicians just wanted to piss off the record label.
Hollywood doesn't have a monopoly on dramatic movie star woes.
Who doesn't love a good comeback story?
'Doctor Sleep' may have re-cast an iconic role -- no, not that creepy dog costume guy.
Do cool stuff. Record cool stuff.
Oh look, it’s another way celebs are making the rest of us look bad.
We've all said we're facing a deadline. We are VERY LUCKY that's not true.
No serious person would ask these questions ... but we got serious answers anyway.
Sometimes our big, dumb brains are just flat-out wrong.
Three generations of Shafts coming together to fight crime! Well, there's just one big problem with that.
The transformation into Thomas Edison is almost complete.
In some cases, the Marvel source material just did better.
Here's to you, Dad.
These earbuds seriously rule.
Sometimes it's just a matter of making the US Department of Defense look, like, REALLY cool.
