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23 of the Funniest Tweets from December 4, 2023
George Santos pulling a Mrs. Doubtfire would be hilarious
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0 The Four Worst Canadian Comedies To Leak Across The Border
Even John Candy couldn't save these Canadian comedies.
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- By Matt Solomon
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34 Little Ways We Learned to Make Our Day a Little Better
As they say, it’s the little things that matter most
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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Matt Rife Is Such A Great Comic That He Needs Jordan Peterson To Explain Why He's Funny
Rife reached out to appear on the controversial conservative commentator's podcast where they discussed Rife's comedy with all the humor of a root canal treatment
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- By Keegan Kelly
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31 Impossible Scenarios That Terrify You Anyway
We aren’t responsible for you developing any new phobias as a result of reading this
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36 Celebrities Who Behaved Like Walking Turds
Extravagant parties, ridiculous demands, hate-fueled rants and criminal acts! What more do you want from us?!
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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New Catholic Rob Schneider Doesn’t Know If He Can Still Tell Dirty Jokes
No more ‘whipping my dick out’ for Schneider
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30 Outlandish Demands Celebs Made Behind-the-Scenes
You better not ask Ben Affleck to wear a Yankees hat — even in a movie
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- By Timon DJ Spajic, Cracked Writers
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‘The Simpsons’ Called Red Lobster’s Endless Shrimp Debacle, Naturally
Once again, ‘The Simpsons’ reminds us that it’s the Nostradamus of comedy
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15 Bizarre Jobs That Only Exist in the Orbit of Celebrity
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- By Mike Rampton
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40 Music History Moments That Slap Hard
Slap da bass! Then slap these music history moments into your brain space
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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Rejected ‘SNL’ Sketch Would Have Reimagined ‘Home Alone’ with Eric Trump Left Behind
Merry Christmas, you filthy liberals
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The 35 Greatest Holiday Sitcom Episodes Ever
Ho ho ho! Ha ha ha!
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Quiz: Do You Know the Bizarre Origins of These Common Snack Foods?
Where is your Wonka now?
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Best Non-Weekend Update ‘SNL’ Sketches from Weekend Update Anchors
What’s your favorite Colin Jost non-Update sketch? We’ll wait...
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- By Matt Solomon
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5 Famous Catchphrases That Don’t Actually Exist
Scotty never beamed jack squat
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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15 Dumbest Predictions from Supposedly Brilliant Tech Moguls
Look at these idiot billionaires!
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- By Mike Rampton
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Movie Jokes That Went Over Viewers’ Heads for Years
Film fans list their favorite personal ‘whoosh’ moments in movie history
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22 Totally Bonkers Things People Actually Believe
Maybe jackalopes are real…
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33 Scrappy Bits of Trivia That Got That Dawg in Them
Don’t let these feisty little facts get away!
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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The Best ‘Star Wars’ Joke in Tonight’s ‘Rick and Morty’ Isn’t in the Dialogue
‘Rise of the Numbericons: The Movie’ is effectively an extended ‘Rise of Skywalker’ parody, even down to the editing
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- By Keegan Kelly
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30 General Now-You-Know Facts to Stimulate Your Brains
Bite-size facts to feed your hunger for knowledge
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- By Cracked Writers, Timon DJ Spajic
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