Doctors don't do x-rays.
Enjoy your podcasts, music, or anything else in superior quality while remaining on the lookout for baby ski demons, Bigfeet, and other mountain hazards.
Quitters never win. Except in these specific instances.
Truth is so, so much stranger than fiction.
Wait, news can still be ... good?
It's the bigger, badder, better English.
Throw up those Minotaur horns.
Some celebrity personas result from something totally unexpected.
Meet the bozo who turned American politics into Game of Thrones.
To paraphrase Phineas and Ferb's Evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz --
Stan Lee was a genius in more ways than one.
We have exactly enough "How I Met Your Mothers"
Let's look towards science to tell us how to feel anything besides despair.