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Bill Maher Is Taking His Many, Many, Many Bad Opinions to CNN
Somehow, the Gutfeld bar just got lower.
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3 All 37 Richard Lewis ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ Appearances, Ranked
Our fave is the one where Richard and Larry bicker
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- By Matt Solomon
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15 Kyle Kinane Jokes for the Hall of Fame
‘I don’t understand why the people that play a lottery aren’t more afraid of lightning. Like if you believe in those odds, shouldn’t you? ‘Hey, I’ve got 20 bucks on the Pick 5. Is that a storm? Oh, shit!’’
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- By Dan Fritschie
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When Men Thought Bicycles Would Make Women Ugly and Slutty
To all the stuffy, awful dudes of the Victorian era, bikes were less a means of transportation and more a proto vibrator that would render women so horny they had no choice but to emancipate themselves
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 Uniquely American Laws That Other Countries Don’t Seem To Need
The government is here to prevent helpless Americans from eating toys
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- By Eli Yudin
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How A Backstreet Boys’ Fart Topped the Charts in Romania
‘The Call’ features backing vocals from Howie D’s butt
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- By Mike Rampton
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15 Bizarre Headlines About Unionbusting Chili, Twitter's Yard Sale, And, Unfortunately, George Santos
An Iranian imam blamed low rainfall on women not wearing hijabs.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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‘King of the Hill’: Peggy’s 10 Worst Mispronunciations of Spanish Words
She doesn’t even say ‘Español’ right
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- By Brian VanHooker
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15 Times Celebs Did Weird, Inexplicable Crap at Awards Shows
Maybe we don’t invite celebrities to awards shows anymore.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Andrea Meno
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Unexpected Inspirations Behind Famous Comedic Performances
Sometimes your comedic muse appears in the strangest of places
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- By Zanandi Botes
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This ‘Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic’ Bundle Will Give Your Inner Child the Warm Fuzzies
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- By CRACKED Store
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‘Seinfeld’: All the Reasons Jerry Dumped a Woman, Ranked by Pettiness
‘She eats her peas one at a time!’
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- By Brian VanHooker
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The ‘Everything Everywhere All at Once’ Directors Read Their Worst Letterboxd Reviews
Said the Oscar-nominated directing duo, ‘It’s been a journey going from the little underdog darling to the most overrated bulls--- movie of the year’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Winners and Losers from Last Night’s ‘Saturday Night Live’ With Michael B. Jordan
The contender tries to win the heavyweight comedy belt
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- By Matt Solomon
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The Absolute Worst Stuff Michael Did to Toby on ‘The Office’
How did Dunder Mifflin allow this to go on for so long?
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- By JM McNab
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A Perfectly Calm Oral History of ‘Pierre Bernard’s Recliner of Rage’ from ‘Late Night with Conan O’Brien’
‘Comfortable and furious, Conan’
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- By Brian VanHooker
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Build Your Own Retro Games Console With This Awesome Kit
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- By CRACKED Store
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5 Dogs Who Just Would Not Die
Not all dogs go to heaven. Some just stick around right here
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- By Ryan Menezes
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15 Bizarro Bits of Trivia About Moonquakes, Politically Motivated Carrots, and Fran Drescher’s Alien Abduction
Fran Drescher believes her soulmate was delivered to her… by aliens.
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- By JhallComics, Reba C
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How a Writer’s Strike Birthed Saturday Night Live’s Famous ‘Da Bears’ Sketch
With ‘SNL’ off the air, Robert Smigel and Bob Odenkirk put together a live show that first introduced the world to ‘Bill Swerski’s Superfans’
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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15 Bits Of Trivia About Dwindling Friendships, "Platonic Parenting," And The Bart Simpson Bans
Half of Americans have 3 or fewer close friends, down from 1990.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Andrea Meno
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The Most Shockingly Irresponsible TV Therapists
Being a therapist is WAY more interesting when you suck at it
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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How 14 Sitcoms Addressed (Or Ignored) Major World Events
Famous fictional warriors are pretty good at avoiding war.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Jay L'Ecuyer
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‘Community’ Movie Parody Episodes, Ranked
The sitcom parodied every movie and genre — from spaghetti Westerns, to ‘Star Wars,’ to arthouse dinner conversations — but more importantly: They were actually good
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- By Zanandi Botes
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