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The Original Puss in Boots Was a Slimy Creep
Before ‘The Last Wish’ there was a depressing Fairy Tale.
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- By JM McNab
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0 ‘Reboot’ Is Canceled and the Stars Are Quite Peeved
The stars struggle to contain their vitriol
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- By Matt Solomon
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15 Trivia Tidbits About ‘Futurama’
A tease of one such tidbit: Bender’s voice is based on someone called ‘Charlie the Sausage Lover’
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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My Pillow Guy Volunteers to Be Kimmel Punchline
Lindell is committed. And probably should be.
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- By Matt Solomon
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15 Rita Rudner Jokes for the Hall of Fame
‘I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.’
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- By Dan Fritschie
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All the Ways Scientists Have Theorized That Jack Could Fit on That Damn Door
Even James Cameron has gotten in on the action, because of course he has
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- By Amanda Mannen
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The 4 Most Absurd Assassination Attempts on World Leaders
Hey, does this toothpaste taste like dengue to anyone else?
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- By Eli Yudin
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15 Incredibly Rude, Crude, Stupid Notes From Movie & TV Execs
Execs asked John Carpenter to make his aliens cannibals.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Andrea Meno
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‘Saturday Night Live’ Accidentally Predicted Kevin Spacey’s Awfulness
‘Kevin Spacey is a creep’ was a hilarious joke in 1997
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- By JM McNab
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It’s Been Over Ten Years Since Steve-O Blessed Us With ‘Fear Factor’ Meets ‘American Idol’
‘Killer Karaoke’ was basically what would happen if the ‘Jackass’ guys started a singing competition
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- By Keegan Kelly
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This ‘Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic’ Bundle Will Give Your Inner Child the Warm Fuzzies
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- By CRACKED Store
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15 TV Shows Built Around Babies and Animals That Are Absolute Garbage
We’ve already heard everything a baby and a dog have to say. Please, no more!
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, JhallComics
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Hide Your Pocket Sand, ‘King of the Hill’ is Coming Back
Mike Judge, Greg Daniels and the rest of the ‘King of the Hill’ crew are officially coming back to Arlen
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Infinite A.I. Generated ‘Seinfeld’ Simulates What Purgatory Would Be Like for the Real Jerry
What is the deal with endless computer-generated nightmares?
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- By Keegan Kelly
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2023 Oscar Best Picture Nominees As Explained By Larry David in ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’
This Twitter account summarized the field of Oscar-worthy films using only ‘Curb’ clips and screenshots
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- By Keegan Kelly
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5 Times Kevin Conroy Was The Best Batman (VIDEO)
NO ARGUMENTS.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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Build Your Own Retro Games Console With This Awesome Kit
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- By CRACKED Store
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The 10 Best ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’ Cold Opens
They’re far from just a start — they’re an absolute art form
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 Tales of Friendship Between Enemies During War
War, huh, yeah. What is it good for? Absolutely friendship
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The Disowned Dan Aykroyd Movie That Prompted A Murder Investigation
How did a long-forgotten buddy movie attract the homicide division?
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- By Mike Rampton
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Dolly Parton’s Best Jokes About Dolly Parton’s Boobs
‘I don’t know if I’m supporting them, or they’re supporting me’
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- By Dan Fritschie
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Tom Brady’s Hilarious Fake ‘Saturday Night Live’ Sexual Harassment Video Hits Different Today
In honor of the forthcoming ‘80 for Brady,’ we salute ‘Sexual Harassment and You,’ which still strikes a chord, even if the sketch doesn’t play the same in our current #MeToo era
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- By Tim Grierson
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4 Tired Hollywood Monsters And What They Should Be Replaced With
At this point, even if I saw a zombie in real life, I'd think "well, we've still got about 10 seasons left."
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- By Eli Yudin
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The 15 Lamest Ways People Used to Routinely Die
Marry young, have lots of kids, and make a will just in case you die in childbirth.
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- By Andrea Meno, Andres Diplotti
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