Who knew a rogue croissant could cause such a fiasco.
Unfortunately, life is not a musical, and that's why AeroBand exists.
Mario's video games tend to be pretty tame and straightforward, but any time he warps into another medium things get freaking wild.
“I’m going to Coruscant and buying video games.”
Once upon a time, it was considered sassy and snide to tell somebody that they need a hobby, but after 2020, it's just basic courtesy.
"How do you do, fellow TikTok punks?" - this band, maybe.
We all love science, sure, but it sure is stupid hard at times.
The funniest thing to come out of Germany since slightly suggestive sausages.
Realize that you at least had a better birthday than the following unlucky people.
Ever wondered what would happen if you used your proton pack to store your Trix, Lucky Charms, and perhaps some shrimp?
Pro tip: don't ask genocide victims to retroactively 'say cheese.'