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29 of the Funniest Lies People Told to Children
‘Mannequins are children who misbehaved’
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- By Ian Garner
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28 Advanced Bits of Trivia That Only the Most Advanced Trivia Hounds Should Attempt to Read
They told us that you couldn’t handle these, but we think you’re ready
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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30 Pixar Facts That Didn't Make Us Cry a Little Shut Up
We’re not crying, you’re crying
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- By Cracked Writers, Brian C. Miller
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30 Dumb Moments in Movies and TV Shows We Just Can’t Take
It’s almost like movies aren’t real life
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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12 Bits of Trivia We Just Cranked Out of a Gachapon Machine
Whoa, these are rare, too!
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- By Jesse
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The 5 ‘Best’ Times Sitcom Characters Cheated on Their Significant Others
Sitcom fans discuss the times writers actually sort of pulled off the old infidelity arc
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- By Keegan Kelly
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21 of the Funniest Tweets from December 6, 2023
Oops, wrong bat wife.
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- By Ian Garner
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28 Famous People Who Quit and Took Up Normal Gigs
Maybe being famous isn’t all it’s cracked up to be?
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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Harry Shearer ‘Grew to Quite Loathe’ ‘SNL’ Producer Lorne Michaels
Shearer on Michaels: ‘An expert at manipulating people and playing psychological games’
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- By Matt Solomon
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28 Nightmare Stories From the Workplace
These stories will make you never want to return to the office again
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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5 Times Norman Lear Made Us Righteously Squirm
‘I enjoy stirring feelings, even the negative feelings’
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- By Matt Solomon
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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- By CRACKED Store
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36 Real Size Comparisons That Blew Our Doors Off
Turns out, the Statue of Liberty is kinda tiny
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- By Timon DJ Spajic, Cracked Writers
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Kenan Thompson Nearly Quit 'SNL' In His First Season After The Writers Abandoned Him For Bombing
Thompson "tanked" one of his first real roles during dress rehearsals, causing the sketch to be cut from the show and nearly leading to his own exit
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- By Keegan Kelly
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30 Movie and TV Tropes That Need to Go the Way of the McDLT
A trope is only a bad thing when it starts morphing into a cliche
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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The ‘Robot Chicken’ Guys Have Their Sights Set on Another Kind of Poultry: Easter Eggs
Their new Kickstarter project, ‘The Von Dingles,’ is a graphic novel that answers the question, ‘What happens to the Easter eggs that never get found?’
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- By Brian VanHooker
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Nothing Will Weird You Out More Than a Yorgos Lanthimos Comedy
The kinky, bizarre ‘Poor Things’ is just more proof that the Oscar-nominated filmmaker knows how to find the funny in the strangest places
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- By Tim Grierson
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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22 Great TV Shows That Just Came Along at the Wrong Time
‘Deadwood’ never got a fair shot
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Skinny Bert Kreischer Thirst Traps Officially A Thing
Watch out, Matt Rife -- sexy Bert Kreischer has dropped 45 pounds.
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- By Matt Solomon
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5 Things People Have Insisted on Doing on All 7 Continents
I, meanwhile, will cancel plans if I don’t have shoes on
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- By Eli Yudin
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Bill Burr Puts Jimmy Kimmel On Blast For Making Trump A Martyr
Trump was a one-hit wonder, says Burr, before liberals wrote him more hits.
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- By Matt Solomon
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27 Secrets That We’re Gonna Spill Into the Open
Psst. They told us not to say anything, but the designer of Mt. Rushmore was a white supremacist. Yeesh
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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Best and Worst ‘Audience’ Participation Moments in ‘SNL’ History
There’s a reason some hosts open the show with audience Q&As. (Hint: They’re easier than telling jokes)
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- By Matt Solomon
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