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18 Jokes for the Hall of Fame, September 26, 2023
‘I don’t have a girlfriend, but sometimes I like to pretend I do. I just stand in my apartment screaming, ‘No, that’s not what I said!’’
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0 "I Don't Think People Really Felt That Way": Chevy Chase Doesn't Believe His Former Co-Stars Found Him "Difficult"
Chase downplayed his 'Community' controversies while claiming his reputation among his co-stars is still "okay"
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- By Keegan Kelly
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42 Industry Terms Professions Use to Speak in Code
You’re pretty much going to be qualified for a ton of jobs after reading these
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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19 Wild, Outlandish and Oddball Jobs People Took for a Paycheck
Some jobs are great, others are weird. These are the latter
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- By Ian Garner
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The Best Times ‘The Simpsons’ Took Shots at Other Fox Shows
All of the funniest Fox burns from ‘The Simpsons,’ with apologies to Seth MacFarlane
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- By Keegan Kelly
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30 Funny Stories People’s Families Call ‘The Incident’
Every family has an ‘incident,’ and hopefully it wasn’t one of yours
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- By Ian Garner
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The Best Movies from Ex-‘SNL’ Writers
Can late-night sketch comedy translate to the big screen?
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- By Matt Solomon
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5 Devious Tricks Armies Used to Look Bigger
SEAL Team Six? More like SEAL Team fibs
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- By Ryan Menezes
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15 Crazy Things Flight Attendants Have Witnessed on the Job
‘The Twilight Zone’ has nothing on these wild scenes that flight attendants have had to deal with
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- By Ian Garner
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13 Funny Jokes About How Much Landlords Suck
We can’t help you with rent, but we can help you laugh at the people collecting it
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- By Erik Barnes
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‘What is This? A Center for Ants?’: 22 Trivia Tidbits About ‘Zoolander’ for Its 22nd Anniversary
Let’s talk about Jacobim Mugatu’s hair
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- By Zanandi Botes
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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- By CRACKED Store
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5 Unbelievable Things Found During Building Renovations
A new rec room AND free human teeth? Score!
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- By Eli Yudin
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17 Dangerous Creatures You’d Feel Honored to Be Devoured By Because They’re Badass
Horses have a higher body count than you might think.
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- By Mike Rampton
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Is ‘The Simpsons’ Good Again? A Superfan Roundtable
Particularly over the past two seasons, ‘The Simpsons’ has gained a reputation for suddenly being really good again, but is that actually the case? Four superfans who have seen every ‘Simpsons’ episode ever weigh in
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- By Brian VanHooker
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44 Interesting Quotes From the Last Sources We Expected
Well... didn’t see that one coming
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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12 Primordial Bits of Trivia That, Given the Right Conditions, Could Form the Building Blocks of Organic Life Deep Within Your Grey Matter
Let these simmer in your ooze
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- By Jesse
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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40 Mega-Dumb Things Our Idiot Kid Brains Misunderstood About the World
There should be a place where they teach kids how the world works...
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- By Cracked Writers, Brian C. Miller
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21 of the Funniest Tweets from September 25, 2023
A new day brings new comedy
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- By Ian Garner
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Norm Macdonald’s Weekend Update Was Punk Rock, says ‘SNL’ Writer James Downey
‘We were going to be mean, and to an extent, anarchists’
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- By Matt Solomon
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35 Easter Eggs We Missed in Famous Movies and TV Shows
Some of these are really well hidden
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- By Cracked Writers, Brian C. Miller
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‘If This Was A Live-Action Movie, It Would Cost More Than ‘Avatar’’: 'Scott Pilgrim’ Anime Co-Writer Promises Even More Spectacle
The 'Scott Pilgrim’ animated adaptation doesn’t need to worry about busting its budget like the live-action one
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Even Greg Daniels Thinks An ‘Office’ Reboot Could Be a Mistake
‘I have a lot of questions. Number one: How dare you?’ — Kelly Kapoor
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- By Matt Solomon
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