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The Best Joke and Worst Joke George Carlin Ever Told
We sorted through thousands of Carlin bits so you don’t have to
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- By Matt Solomon
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0 4 Awful Mishaps that Befell People on Vacation
Vacations can result in awkwardness and/or death
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- By Ryan Menezes
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33 of the Wildest, Funniest or Weirdest Things People Did in Their Sleep
One sleepwalker completely disassembled their phone
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- By Ian Garner
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29 Mysterious Bits of Trivia That Appear to Have Been Transmitted Eons Ago From the Darkest Corners of the Universe
Who cares where they came from? Just stuff ‘em in your brain!
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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Did John Cleese Dream That Monty Python Was Canceled?
Cleese says that sleep was his secret to successful comedy writing
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- By Keegan Kelly
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36 Stats and Facts Not Even Human Computers Can Quite Believe
As we gathered these, our computer was all like, ’Wait… What?!’
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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Scientologist ‘Cheers’ Star Kirstie Alley Refused to Appear on ‘Frasier’ Because He’s A Psychiatrist
Rebecca Howe was the only main character from ‘Cheers’ to never cameo in ‘Frasier’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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28 Weird Science Facts Behind Love, Relationships and Breakups
She blinded me with science!
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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23 of the Funniest Tweets from December 4, 2023
George Santos pulling a Mrs. Doubtfire would be hilarious
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- By Ian Garner
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The Four Worst Canadian Comedies to Leak Across the Border
Even John Candy couldn’t save these Canuck stinkers
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- By Matt Solomon
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34 Little Ways We Learned to Make Our Day a Little Better
As they say, it’s the little things that matter most
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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- By CRACKED Store
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Matt Rife Is Such A Great Comic That He Needs Jordan Peterson to Explain Why He’s Funny
Rife reached out to appear on the controversial conservative commentators podcast where they discussed Rife’s comedy with all the humor of a root-canal treatment
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- By Keegan Kelly
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31 Impossible Scenarios That Terrify You Anyway
We aren’t responsible for you developing any new phobias as a result of reading this
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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36 Celebrities Who Behaved Like Walking Turds
Extravagant parties, ridiculous demands, hate-fueled rants and criminal acts! What more do you want from us?!
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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New Catholic Rob Schneider Doesn’t Know If He Can Still Tell Dirty Jokes
No more ‘whipping my dick out’ for Schneider
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- By Matt Solomon
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30 Outlandish Demands Celebs Made Behind-the-Scenes
You better not ask Ben Affleck to wear a Yankees hat — even in a movie
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- By Timon DJ Spajic, Cracked Writers
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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‘The Simpsons’ Called Red Lobster’s Endless Shrimp Debacle, Naturally
Once again, ‘The Simpsons’ reminds us that it’s the Nostradamus of comedy
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- By Matt Solomon
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15 Bizarre Jobs That Only Exist in the Orbit of Celebrity
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- By Mike Rampton
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40 Music History Moments That Slap Hard
Slap da bass! Then slap these music history moments into your brain space
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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Rejected ‘SNL’ Sketch Would Have Reimagined ‘Home Alone’ with Eric Trump Left Behind
Merry Christmas, you filthy liberals
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- By Matt Solomon
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The 35 Greatest Holiday Sitcom Episodes Ever
Ho ho ho! Ha ha ha!
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- By Tara Ariano
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Quiz: Do You Know the Bizarre Origins of These Common Snack Foods?
Where is your Wonka now?
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- By Jesse
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