Yo, Hollywood, audiences remember what happened in the last movie. Ya know?
Hindsight is the year 2020.
The timing couldn't be better for a Monopoly return.
You’re too old for your teachers to confiscate it.
Featuring very special guest JESSE THORN!
It's important Cracked announcement time, folks.
Not like this Hollywood. Not like this.
An accurate movie about Stan's life would end up pretty sordid.
Wow, more like Hollyweird (EXTREMELY ORIGINAL JOKE COPYRIGHT CRACKED DOT COM 2020)
Oh, God, please, we're begging you.
If you wear it, no one will want to talk to you anyway.
Always be prepared to lowball victims.