Always be prepared to lowball victims.
If you wear it, no one will want to talk to you anyway.
Oh, God, please, we're begging you.
Featuring very special guest JESSE THORN!
Most deleted scenes were deleted with good reason.
Never tell him the odds are someone's going to ask him about Han Solo
Wow, more like Hollyweird (EXTREMELY ORIGINAL JOKE COPYRIGHT CRACKED DOT COM 2020)
John Romulus Brinkley was the GOAT of quacks.
Hope you cashed out!
It's a Shipt job, but someone's got to do it.