Yo, Hollywood, audiences remember what happened in the last movie. Ya know?
Hindsight is the year 2020.
The timing couldn't be better for a Monopoly return.
You’re too old for your teachers to confiscate it.
Featuring very special guest JESSE THORN!
It's important Cracked announcement time, folks.
Think all entertainment exists because of algorithms? Think again.
Not like this Hollywood. Not like this.
An accurate movie about Stan's life would end up pretty sordid.
There's more mold in this new Burger King commercial than your ex-boyfriend's shower.
Wow, more like Hollyweird (EXTREMELY ORIGINAL JOKE COPYRIGHT CRACKED DOT COM 2020)
Oh, God, please, we're begging you.
If you wear it, no one will want to talk to you anyway.
Always be prepared to lowball victims.
We see what you did there.
This article is about the lies comic book covers have been telling dork for close to a century.
Most deleted scenes were deleted with good reason.
