Yo, Hollywood, audiences remember what happened in the last movie. Ya know?
Hindsight is the year 2020.
Have you heard the good/bad/mixed news?
It's important Cracked announcement time, folks.
An accurate movie about Stan's life would end up pretty sordid.
Featuring very special guest JESSE THORN!
Think all entertainment exists because of algorithms? Think again.
Not like this Hollywood. Not like this.
You’re too old for your teachers to confiscate it.
The timing couldn't be better for a Monopoly return.
Wow, more like Hollyweird (EXTREMELY ORIGINAL JOKE COPYRIGHT CRACKED DOT COM 2020)
We see what you did there.
Always be prepared to lowball victims.
Oh, God, please, we're begging you.
If you wear it, no one will want to talk to you anyway.
This article is about the lies comic book covers have been telling dork for close to a century.
There's more mold in this new Burger King commercial than your ex-boyfriend's shower.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity.
