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13 Bizarre, Outlandish Events That Make the Gathering of the Juggalos Look Like the U.N.
Tokyo has a big festival dedicated, literally, to a steel dong.
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- By Andrea Meno, Andres Diplotti
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0 Adam Sandler Carries More Than Anybody in Basketball, According to the NBA Commissioner
Sandler would get whistled constantly for his crappy ballhandling, so says Adam Silver
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Jerry Seinfeld and Jim Gaffigan to Go on the Most Family Friendly Arena Tour in Comedy History
Seinfeld and Gaffigan will spend this fall playing PG sets at stadiums across the country
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- By Keegan Kelly
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13 Bizarro Headlines That Burrowed Into Our Skulls Like A Bone Saw
DeSantis put a guy who thinks tap water can make you gay in government.
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- By Andrea Meno, Andres Diplotti
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Joan Rivers Wouldn’t Get Canceled Over Controversial Jokes, Says Daughter Melissa
Here’s why Melissa believes her mom’s old jokes deserve a pass
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- By Matt Solomon
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The Funniest Twitter Responses to Bill Murray and Kelis’ Completely Improbable Romance
Her milkshake brought Carl Spackler to the yard
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Comedy Promoter Criticized for Hosting Open Mic Where the Audience Pelts Poor Performers With Projectiles
‘The Beanbag Throw Show’ will encourage hecklers to huck projectiles at open-micers, because merely bombing wasn’t demoralizing enough
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Robert Smigel Shines as Schwarzenegger in ‘Hans and Franz’ Movie That Never Was
Hear us now and believe us later — Smigel is a better Schwarzenegger than Schwarzenegger
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- By Matt Solomon
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‘Trading Places’ at 40 Has Something for Everyone to Hate
Finally, a comedy that has something to offend the entire family!
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- By Matt Solomon
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5 Logical, But Wildly Unjust Rules
In the words of one famously weird man, ‘What’s next, a license to make toast in my own toaster?’
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- By Eli Yudin
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20 Movies That Critics Were Wrong About
Movie critics and the general public rarely see eye-to-eye
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- By Ian Garner
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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- By CRACKED Store
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15 Trivia Tidbits About Dan Harmon
The man who once starred in a training video as a grumpy restaurant employee
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- By Zanandi Botes
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5 Buried Secrets No One Was Supposed to Find
This was NOT supposed to be dumped below the town ice rink
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- By Ryan Menezes
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13 Abandoned Cities Or Huge Structures (That Seem To Be Frozen In Time)
There’s a concert hall deep beneath Boston that’s been abandoned since 1942.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Andrea Meno
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13 Dark Humor Jokes About Sex
Sex can be sweaty and awkward, but also incredibly funny
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- By Erik Barnes
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Joan Rivers Had 65,000 Jokes in Her Card Catalog
Her legendary joke-filled filing cabinet will be put on display at the National Comedy Center
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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12 Fictional Workplaces That Should Have Unionized
Sitcoms love dumping on H.R., but these fictional employees were desperate for it.
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, JhallComics
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Trey Parker and Matt Stone Say They’ve Spent ‘Infinity Dollars’ on Rehabbing Casa Bonita
Or just $40 million, which is still a lot for a taco shop
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- By Keegan Kelly
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We Need Hot Messes Like John Early’s New HBO Special ‘Now More Than Ever’
Comedy special, meet gritty 1970s rockumentary.
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- By Matt Solomon
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Julia Louis-Dreyfus Says Antonin Scalia and Elena Kagan Had Weekly 'Veep' Recap Lunches
No one loved ‘Veep’ more than the people skewered on ‘Veep’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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15 Trivia Tidbits About Keenen Ivory Wayans on His 65th Birthday
You probably know about ‘In Living Color,’ but did you know he appeared on the second ever episode of ‘Cheers,’ too?
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- By Brian VanHooker
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23 Actors With Chemistry So Insane That It Defies Science
These duos show what it’s like when two performers really click
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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