Sliceable Mayo Now Exists, Civilization Can Stop Inventing Things

The white sheet of surrender.

• By Cedric Voets
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• February 24, 2020

Characters That Sequels And Prequels Destroyed

Don't these people read the wikis?

• By Cracked Plasticians
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• February 23, 2020

Panic-Inducing Things You’re Hearing About Coronavirus (That Are Total B.S.)

Let's get a few things straight ...

• By Ian Fortey
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• February 23, 2020

Outdoor Enthusiasts Will Love These Goodies

• By CRACKED Store
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• February 23, 2020

Uh, You're Eating More Plastic Than You Realize

Yum?

• By Kelly Stone
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• February 23, 2020

Terrible Ads By Major Companies

When persuasion doesn’t work, try baffling incompetence.

• By Andrea Meno
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• February 22, 2020

Why Fans Can’t Brush Off Bad Movies

It's OK if a movie just sucks.

• By Nathan Kamal
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• February 22, 2020

Weird As Hell Realities Of Living In These Major Cities

Some cities have bizarre problems that are uniquely their own.

• By E.M. Caris
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• February 22, 2020

If Your Significant Other Needs A McDonald's Scented Candle, Now's The Time

To those about to beef: We salute you.

• By Amanda Mannen
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• February 21, 2020

Beehives Are Now Black Market Gold In California

The cops should simply follow the trails of honey to the villain’s hideouts. Case closed.

• By Luis Prada
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• February 21, 2020

Polygamy Is Moving Towards Being Decriminalized In Utah (Forget Poly Husbands, Though)

Have you heard the good/bad/mixed news?

• By Cedric Voets
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• February 21, 2020

Movie And TV Flops, Fixed By Us

These came so close to not sucking.

• By CRACKED Readers
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• February 21, 2020

Sci-Fi Predictions About Life In 2020 That Fell Flat

Hindsight is the year 2020.

• By Heidi Lux
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• February 21, 2020

Sequels That Disregarded Key Scenes From The Original Movies

Yo, Hollywood, audiences remember what happened in the last movie. Ya know?

• By JM McNab
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• February 21, 2020

12 Deals That Will Transform Your Space

• By CRACKED Store
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• February 21, 2020