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15 Prison Escapes That Are Worthy of Hollywood
Most of these are less 'Mission: Impossible' and more 'The Naked Gun 33⅓,' but that's still Hollywood.
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- By Talbert Gregson, Andres Diplotti
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‘So I Married An Axe Murderer’: The Great Horror-Comedy Absolutely No One Talks About
This Halloween, why not watch the other Mike Myers for a change.
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- By JM McNab
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The Grisly Tale Of King Lycaon, The World's First Werewolf
Long before there were basketballs to be dunked by teenage versions.
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- By Eli Yudin
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20 Bizarre Facts About El Chapo, Malcolm In The Middle, And The Tiny Arctic T Rex
Billy Idol was almost a Terminator.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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15 of the Coolest, But Most Disrespectful Uses of Priceless Artifacts
A French king got to enjoy the Mona Lisa whenever he took a dump.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Talbert Gregson
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A Kid Once Turned Orange From Drinking Too Much Sunny Delight And 19 More Head-Scratching Facts
NYC’s public WiFi kiosks were used mainly to browse porn.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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David S. Pumpkins’ Continued Popularity Proves We’ll Always Love Zany Tom Hanks the Most
The surreal ‘SNL’ character made his triumphant return last night, reminding us that no matter how acclaimed the Oscar-winning actor is, audiences will always have a soft spot for his bygone 1980s silliness
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- By Tim Grierson
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An Actual Psychiatrist On How To Treat Michael Myers And Other Horror Psychopaths
Here's what Dr. Loomis should have done.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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We Tried Ghost-Hunting At That Creepy Abandoned Ranch Outside of LA
Los Angeles gets really "alone in the woods," really quick.
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- By William Kuechenberg
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The Funniest Pieces of Art for Your Place
Don’t you want a shower curtain emblazoned with Kramer from Seinfeld smoking a cigar, Steve Harvey smiling, or Eddy Murphy rolling his eyes? You know you do.
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- By CRACKED Store
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16 of The Best Bugs In Popular Culture
We've been bitten by the bug of love for bugs.
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- By Erik Barnes, Andres Diplotti
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Ways Foodmakers Get Us To Buy Overpriced, Trendy, 'Healthier' Foods
Trendy food-makers, as you've undoubtedly noticed popping up in unprecedented numbers and diversity recently, have two goals: 1) relieve you of your hard-earned funds, and 2) make decent-tasting, more healthful foods. And, sadly, often in that order.
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- By Ivan Farkas
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Saturday Night Live: Power Ranking The 36 Musical Guests That Were Also Hosts Updated 10/30/22
Double your pleasure.
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- By Matt Solomon
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The 'Saturday Night Live' (New) Kids Are All Right
SNL rookies are getting an unprecedented turn in the spotlight.
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- By Matt Solomon
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Soup for You: Seinfeld’s Infamous Soup Nazi Serves Up A Big Bowl of His Favorite Fall Soups
It turns out that actor Larry Thomas is a man of many talents, which, ironically, include soup-making
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- By Brian VanHooker
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We Sliced The Price On This Knife Set Like A Prime Day Deal
Ultimately, we couldn't keep these ultra-sharp knives down for long, and they've managed to slice their own price by an additional $20 from October 24–31.
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- By CRACKED Store
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‘Young Frankenstein’ Borrowed Its Props From A Horror Movie Legend
Frankenstein’s lab equipment was collecting dust in a Santa Monica garage.
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- By JM McNab
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It Took People Freakishly Long To Realize That Blood Circulates
They thought the liver makes blood continuously and spurts it like a fountain.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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11 Behind-the-Scenes Facts About Spider-Man Movie Villains
These facts are absolutely sinister.
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- By Jonah N., Andres Diplotti
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25 News Stories In Brief That Really Fueled Our Fires
Nintendo wanted to pay the voice of Bayonetta $4000 total.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson Is A Better Comedy Star Than An Action Hero
The world needs more ‘The Rock’ comedies.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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13 Adult Swim Facts To Keep You Up All Night
These facts are great and all but seriously, you have work in the morning.
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- By Jonah N., Andres Diplotti
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Tidbits That Really Put History In Perspective For Us
Our internal time clock must be all wrong.
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- By Shea
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