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15 Sarah Silverman Jokes for the Hall of Fame On Her Birthday
“I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.”
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- By Dan Fritschie
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4 These Are the 10 Most Awful Fan-Made Movie Posters
One Twitter account keeps track of the most heinously humorous fan-made movie art for both real and fictional films
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- By Keegan Kelly
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15 Pearls of Wisdom from the Animaniacs
We have Yakko to thank for our interstellar fashion sense.
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, JhallComics
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15 Technologies That Prove We're Living In A 'Black Mirror' Episode
South Korea is using cloned dogs to work at customs checkpoints.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Andrea Meno
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5 Guinness World Records That Were Discontinued for Our Own Good
If you’re currently eating a bicycle, just know it doesn’t count anymore
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- By Eli Yudin
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Far Right Comedians Claim That One of Their Own Broke Up Marjorie Taylor Greene's Marriage
Streamer Baked Alaska alleges that MTG cheated on her ex-husband with a popular alt-right troll.
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Nick Kroll Made a Pregnant Fan Laugh So Hard Her Water Broke
He accidentally achieved the rare feat of comedy-induced labor with his latest Netflix special
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- By Keegan Kelly
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All 18 of Ben Stiller’s Sitcom Guest Spots, Ranked
With this many TV spots, how did Stiller find time to make ‘Dodgeball’?
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- By Matt Solomon
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Netflix CEO Says He'll Make Dave Chappelle Specials 'Til the End of Time
The streaming giant reaffirmed their commitment to the comic who prints more money than the Treasury.
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- By Keegan Kelly
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The Addams Family's Creator Was Old-School Pete Davidson
The inventor of Wednesday Addams sure got around.
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- By JM McNab
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Give The Gift Of Apple Without Paying Full Price
You don't have to pay full price to give a cool Apple gift this year.
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- By CRACKED Store
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The Father of the Hass Avocado Made a Total of Four Grand From It
Avocado toast pays — just not for him
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The Dying Words of Cancer Cells Are Instructions on How to Kill You
Like some sort of sadistic Paul Revere, they warn all of their neighboring cancer cells to scatter and hide before they can be blasted with chemo, too.
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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Ben Affleck And Christmas Sure As Hell Don’t Mix
There’s a reason why ‘Reindeer Games’ isn’t an annual tradition
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- By JM McNab
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Kate Berlant Will Do Anything for a Broth Sponsorship
The surrealist comedian drinks bone broth the way other performers drink tea — and is dying to cash in on that fact
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Billy Crystal Did His Mike Wazowski Voice at Disneyland. A Woman Told Him Her Brother’s Version Was Better
Seems it was about as impressive as ‘Mr. Saturday Night’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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You Can Still Get This E-Bike For A Cyber Monday Price
We’re extending Cyber Monday through November 30 because we don’t respect the laws of time and space.
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- By CRACKED Store
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15 of the Creepiest Chuck E. Cheese Characters
Those bot stars were unsettling, sometimes inappropriate, and yes, occasionally racist.
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- By JhallComics, Amanda Mannen
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Chevy Chase Has Now Been Relegated to Doing Publicity Stunts for Fried Chicken Chains
Clark Griswold recreated his iconic Christmas light scene at a Raising Cane's restaurant in suburban Chicago.
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘Office Christmas Party’ Is Actually Good?
Blame 2016 for this Christmas romp bombing
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- By Zanandi Botes
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Jim Carrey Quits Twitter With Bizarre, World-Saving Cartoon Send-Off
Carrey fashioned his decision to quit Twitter as a lighthouse keeper "Shining his lamp to guide us through a treacherous night.”
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- By Keegan Kelly
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25 'Yo Mama' Jokes For The Hall Of Fame
“Yo mama’s so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was still just getting sick.” There's 24 more.
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- By Dan Fritschie
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The Phrase ‘Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride’ Has Nothing to Do with Weddings and Everything to Do with Bad Breath
It was an advertising tagline — for Listerine.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Santa Claus Has Been A Violent Badass in Comedies for Years
Long before ‘Violent Night,’ ‘South Park,’ Weird Al and other comedy greats tried their hand at an ass-kicking Santa
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- By JM McNab
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