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20 Funny Stories About Getting Dumped
These breakup tales have a ‘Forgetting Sarah Marshall’ quality to them
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- By Ian Garner
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0 Three People Who Went Over Niagara Falls in a Barrel and Didn’t Die
There have been a lucky few — emphasis on few
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- By Mike Rampton
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15 Gusts of Trivia That Tinted Our Sky This Week
Yo-yos are super dangerous, according to people who fear yo-yos
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Sitcoms That Don’t Know Jack About Where They’re Set
Network TV lied to us
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- By JM McNab
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5 Ways Our Poor, Desperate Ancestors Saved Money
Lifehack: Get rid of your teeth and drink only soup
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- By Ryan Menezes
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12 Movie and TV “Good Guys” Who Might Just Be Assholes
A second look at these “heroes” was a real heartbreaker.
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- By JhallComics, Jay L'Ecuyer
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15 Trivia Tidbits About Garfield
The cartoon that once got Wikipedia editors all riled up
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- By Zanandi Botes
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13 Bizarre, Outlandish Events That Make the Gathering of the Juggalos Look Like the U.N.
Tokyo has a big festival dedicated, literally, to a steel dong.
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- By Andrea Meno, Andres Diplotti
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Adam Sandler Carries More Than Anybody in Basketball, According to the NBA Commissioner
Sandler would get whistled constantly for his crappy ballhandling, so says Adam Silver
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Jerry Seinfeld and Jim Gaffigan to Go on the Most Family Friendly Arena Tour in Comedy History
Seinfeld and Gaffigan will spend this fall playing PG sets at stadiums across the country
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- By Keegan Kelly
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13 Bizarro Headlines That Burrowed Into Our Skulls Like A Bone Saw
DeSantis put a guy who thinks tap water can make you gay in government.
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- By Andrea Meno, Andres Diplotti
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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- By CRACKED Store
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Joan Rivers Wouldn’t Get Canceled Over Controversial Jokes, Says Daughter Melissa
Here’s why Melissa believes her mom’s old jokes deserve a pass
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- By Matt Solomon
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The Funniest Twitter Responses to Bill Murray and Kelis’ Completely Improbable Romance
Her milkshake brought Carl Spackler to the yard
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Comedy Promoter Criticized for Hosting Open Mic Where the Audience Pelts Poor Performers With Projectiles
‘The Beanbag Throw Show’ will encourage hecklers to huck projectiles at open-micers, because merely bombing wasn’t demoralizing enough
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Robert Smigel Shines as Schwarzenegger in ‘Hans and Franz’ Movie That Never Was
Hear us now and believe us later — Smigel is a better Schwarzenegger than Schwarzenegger
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- By Matt Solomon
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‘Trading Places’ at 40 Has Something for Everyone to Hate
Finally, a comedy that has something to offend the entire family!
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- By Matt Solomon
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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5 Logical, But Wildly Unjust Rules
In the words of one famously weird man, ‘What’s next, a license to make toast in my own toaster?’
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- By Eli Yudin
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20 Movies That Critics Were Wrong About
Movie critics and the general public rarely see eye-to-eye
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- By Ian Garner
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15 Trivia Tidbits About Dan Harmon
The man who once starred in a training video as a grumpy restaurant employee
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- By Zanandi Botes
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5 Buried Secrets No One Was Supposed to Find
This was NOT supposed to be dumped below the town ice rink
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- By Ryan Menezes
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13 Abandoned Cities Or Huge Structures (That Seem To Be Frozen In Time)
There’s a concert hall deep beneath Boston that’s been abandoned since 1942.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Andrea Meno
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13 Dark Humor Jokes About Sex
Sex can be sweaty and awkward, but also incredibly funny
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- By Erik Barnes
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