They are, in fact, hungry, hungry hippos.
It's like the Avengers, but with even tighter shorts.
What’s going on here? Did someone rip someone off?
Move over, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, there's a new underground lair in town...
Pardon us for pulling a Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Sweep your brain with some facts and Easter eggs.
Time to call your uncle.
Are you one of those certifiably weird people that actually like licorice? We've got some bad news, people.
If we have to live with the 24-hour news cycle, every news show should still have a monkey.
If Olestra chips were a thing today, they would last 35 minutes before social media turned on them.