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24 Hilarious Burns from the Week of September 18, 2023
They’re making a fair request
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- By Ian Garner
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0 32 Minor Flaws That Drive You Completely Crazy
Bet we can give you a facial tic
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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The Most Unforgivable Moments on ‘South Park’
Even for ‘South Park,’ these moments were morally unthinkable
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Leslie Jones Says ‘SNL’ Turned Her Into a Caricature of Herself
It was either ‘trying to love on the white boys or beat up on the white boys, or I’m doing something loud’
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- By Matt Solomon
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32 Facts About Art More Interesting Than a Bowl of Fruit
Nothing against bowls of fruit
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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28 Blood-Spattered Facts About Quentin Tarantino Movies
Because everyone already knows the French names for fast-food staples
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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‘Still Up’ Demonstrates Why Most Romcoms Should Be Movies, Not TV Shows
We all know where these stories are going, which is why 90 minutes is plenty of time to get us there
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- By Tara Ariano
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The Most Expendable Movie from Every Star of ‘Expend4bles’
We dare to question the oeuvre of Dolph Lundgren
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- By JM McNab
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Pitching Taylor Swift on ‘Three Sad Virgins’ Was Like a Dream for ‘SNL’s Please Don’t Destroy
The worst part about working with Taylor Swift: Random strangers yelling, ‘Sad virgin!’
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- By Matt Solomon
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5 People From History Who Loved Their Pets a Little Too Much
Would you rather go to your father’s funeral, or the funeral for your bird?
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- By Ryan Menezes
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13 Great Dark Humor Jokes About War
War? What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Which is why people make jokes about it
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- By Erik Barnes
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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- By CRACKED Store
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Bill Maher and Howard Stern Deserve Each Other
New Rule: Stop crying over behavior you're guilty of yourself.
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- By Matt Solomon
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29 of the Creepiest Things Kids Have Said to Adults
Terror is all the more terrifying when it comes from the mouth of a child
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- By Ian Garner
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Gordon Ramsay Is Making a TV Show Out of His Best Meme
Do you have what it takes to be an ‘Idiot Sandwich’?
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘We’ll Cross That Bridge When We Burn It’: 15 Trivia Tidbits About ‘The Boys’
Find out who’s behind the show’s wildest scenes
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- By Zanandi Botes
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20 Cringey Lines in Otherwise Fantastic Movies
Domino’s product placement in ‘The Goonies’ was a bit much
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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5 Innovators Who Went Back for Seconds and Immediately Regretted It
The third time might be the charm, but the second time is a nightmare
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- By Eli Yudin
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15 Dogs Immortalized in Statue Form — An Honor That Will Never Be Bestowed Upon You
What good are you? You can't even lick your own junk.
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- By Mike Rampton
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The Smartest Jokes in ‘Simpsons’ History
‘Simpsons’ jokes that tested into the Gifted Children class
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- By Keegan Kelly
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30 Facts That We Hope Will Make Us Trivia Night Contenders
Or at least more interesting at parties
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- By Cracked Writers, Brian C. Miller
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29 Famous Roles Actors Regret With All Their Hearts
Actors hate some of their movies more than audiences
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- By Timon DJ Spajic, Cracked Writers
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12 Bits of Trivia You Should Consume If There’s a Meteor Hurtling Toward Earth and You Have 10 Minutes to Live
What else are you gonna do?
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- By Jesse
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