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13 Headlines We Must Warn The Past About; Quick, Into The Time Machine, There’s No Time To Explain
Science has found that NYC is literally slowly sinking into the ground.
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8 13 Accomplishments in the History of Vulgarity
Bleepity bleep, we love a good bleepin’ story about bleeps!
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Andres Diplotti
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The Real-Life BFFs Behind ‘This Fool’s Quarreling Cousins
Chris Estrada and Frankie Quiñones discuss making the Hulu comedy authentic, how stand-up road life informs their characters’ chemistry and their surprisingly strong Minnesota fanbase
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- By Tara Ariano
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‘Deadloch’ Is the Best Australian Crime Drama Spoof You Will Probably Never Watch, But Should
Plus: the five other Australian comedies you should sample this summer (aka their winter)
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This Is the ‘Righteous Gemstones’ Line That Was Too Filthy for Edi Patterson to Deliver
God immediately responded with a torrential downpour, seemingly in total agreement with her
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Sorry, ‘Office’ Fans — Mindy Kaling Says ‘Never Have I Ever’ Is the Highlight of Her Career
Said Kaling, ‘Never Have I Ever... loved a creative experience more than this’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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The Five Absolutely Essential Seth Rogen Movies
Going from lovable slacker to starring in Steven Spielberg dramas, the man with the goofy laugh and sweet demeanor has quietly become one of Hollywood’s most reliably charming stars
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- By Tim Grierson
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20 Hilarious Tweets and TikToks That Wormed Their Way into Our Brain This Week
After three beers, Peter Griffin becomes your father
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- By Ian Garner
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10 ‘Simpsons’ Jokes That Have Become Embarrassingly Outdated
Just cause the show lasts forever, doesn’t mean the jokes do
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- By Neil Arsenty
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5 Statues That Somehow Got Treated Like Living People
We find the accused guilty and sentence it to burn
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- By Ryan Menezes
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12 Tantrums Thrown By Rich People For Objectively Silly Reasons
When some people tried to photograph Bill Murray, he threw their phones off the roof.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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15 Trivia Tidbits About Ace Ventura
The only one talking out of their ass here is Ace
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- By Brian VanHooker
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13 Myths Created And Spread By The Marketing Industry
"Military grade" actually kind of means "bottom of the barrel."
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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12 Ways The Real World Is Like A Cheesy Fantasy Novel
There's a U.S. government department that collects dead eagles and distributes them for religious purposes.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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‘Simpsons’ Showrunner Matt Selman Has Read Your Mean Tweets
‘You guys can cancel the Simpsons anytime you want: just don’t watch it’
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- By Tara Ariano
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18 Fictional Characters Who Suffered So Much, It’s A Relief They Aren’t Real
Thank god they don’t really exist. We couldn’t bear (their) pain
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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Five Recent Comedy Reboots You Didn’t Know Existed
Keeping track of the Hollywood nostalgia machine can be tough
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- By JM McNab
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Move Over Oscars, Kevin Hart Just Hosted the Walmart Associates Celebration
Hart hosted Walmart’s annual employee appreciation event, which made up for all the health-care their workers don’t have
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Five Chinese Towns That Are Strangely Familiar
Wait, what are near-exact replicas of Paris, France and Jackson, Wyoming doing in the middle of China?
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- By Mike Rampton
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Rejected ‘Back to the Future’ Actors Made ‘Zoolander 2’ Instead
Owen Wilson as Doc Brown would have completed the trifecta
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- By Matt Solomon
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15 Plates of Trivia That Landed on Our Tables This Week
When a swimming pool seems clean, that’s when you know it’s dirty
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- By Ryan Menezes
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11 Revelations from the Live ‘Cheers’ Reunion with Ted Danson, George Wendt and John Ratzenberger
At this weekend’s ATX TV Festival, they talked warm non-alcoholic beer, gifting Kirstie Alley with a shotgun and Woody Harrelson’s remarkable ability to fart
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- By Tara Ariano
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