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13 Accomplishments By Ancient Empires That Really Had Their S#!t Together
Roman Gladiators had unions, with elected leaders and everything.
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- By Andrea Meno, Andres Diplotti
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0 New Survey Reveals Gen X Is Showing Trademark Indifference to ‘SNL’
‘SNL’ is fine. Whatever
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- By Matt Solomon
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28 Foreign Phrases Americans Should Adopt
We feel personally called out by some of these phrases
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- By Timon DJ Spajic, Cracked Writers
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Raw Audio From Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s ‘Spirit of Christmas’ Shows Their Real ‘South Park’ Voices
A pre-pitch shifted track from the original ‘South Park’ short film shows what the boys really sounded like when they were born
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Norm Macdonald’s Unlikely Summer Jobs Included Logger, Furniture Mover and Hedge-Fund Manager
Macdonald claims to have made $190,000 one summer. (It wasn’t from logging.)
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- By Matt Solomon
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13 Surprising Things We Learned Last Week
Computer analysis of Shakespeare's work uncovered new dick jokes.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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‘All Shoplifter Will Be Executed’: The Instagrammer Who Does Hilarious Dramatic Readings of Bad Signs
Some of these signs make so little sense that they’re oddly poetic
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- By Ian Garner
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28 Very Smart People Who Believe Very Dumb Things
They can’t all be winners
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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The ‘48 Hours’ Scene That Got Eddie Murphy ‘Beverly Hills Cop’
A single scene in a redneck bar made Murphy a star
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- By Matt Solomon
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‘SNL’s Colin Jost Is the World’s Worst Wingman
If you’re looking for romance in Helsinki, avoid help from Colin Jost
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- By Matt Solomon
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New York City Stood Still to Watch the ‘Seinfeld’ Finale
Talk about much ado about nothing
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- By Ian Garner
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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- By CRACKED Store
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28 ‘Family’ Movies With Horrifying Implications
Get ready to lie awake for a few nights
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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Michael Ian Black Welcomes an Investigation Into His ‘Pedo’ Tweets
Black addresses his early tweets about kids
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- By Keegan Kelly
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13 Hilarious Jokes and Moments About Toys
Playtime has never been so hilarious
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- By Erik Barnes
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15 Trivia Tidbits About ‘Dumb and Dumber’ from Screenwriter Bennett Yellin
Sometimes you gotta go straight to the source
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- By Brian VanHooker
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5 Places That Could Be Hiding Incredible Archaeological and Paleontological Discoveries
Somebody dig up some dragon bones already!
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- By Eli Yudin
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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13 Reasons It’s Probably Time to Get Off Dating Apps
One woman tried to hire a hitman to kill her Tinder match’s wife.
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- By Andrea Meno, Andres Diplotti
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Four Reasons Why It Was So Easy to Get Away With Murder in the Past
We were already imbibing a ton of arsenic without any kind of homicide in mind
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- By Amanda Mannen
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26 Surprising ‘Simpsons’ Cameos and Snubs
The only thing more surprising than the people who have said yes to ‘Simpsons’ cameos are the people who said no
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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Wendy Williams Lusting After Larry David Is the Most Important Video on Twitter
A chance meeting between the talk show host and Larry ‘The Panty Dropper’ David goes viral
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- By Keegan Kelly
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13 Inane Rules From TV And Movie Sets
“Don’t be smarter or funnier than Ellen.”
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- By Andres Diplotti, Jay L'Ecuyer
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Patton Oswalt Thinks A.I. Will Get Better at Comedy Faster Than You Think
Laugh it off at your own risk
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- By Matt Solomon
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