It's like the whole thing was written and programmed by sociopaths ... or geese.
Love is not dead?
This is what the passage of time looks like.
Their new streaming app offers Star Wars AND a bunch of random nonsense.
We know a ton of details about these cases, but still can't solve them.
How do you feel about crunching numbers and making tons of money?
Go everywhere from Yale's secret tombs to an even more secret celebrities-only Walgreens.
Can comedy even exist in this climate?
Human nature is rarely simple.
These people were thinking outside the box (or urn).
You'll wanna watch 'em!
Some products are so pointlessly extravagant the only reason someone might buy them is spite.
Who among us hasn't stepped out of the house, gotten absent-minded, and come back with a quarter of Earth's land?
It's hard to out-stupid the Ewoks, but here we are.
Is making no sense part of the evil plan?
Because music makes the world go 'round.
Plenty of everyday things have weird connections to the Nazis.
The thing about plot twists is that they almost never make sense on repeat viewing.
The only thing you'll be making healthier is some grifter’s bank account.
'Star Wars' has thoroughly sold out.
