'McMillion$' Is The Best Thing To Happen To McDonald's Since, Well, Monopoly

The timing couldn't be better for a Monopoly return.

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Hasbro is Bringing Back Those Awful '90s LCD Handheld Games

You’re too old for your teachers to confiscate it.

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9 Bizarre & Surprising Stories Of Famous People Hanging Out

Featuring very special guest JESSE THORN!

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An Announcement From Jason 'David Wong' Pargin (He Does Not Die At The End)

It's important Cracked announcement time, folks.

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How Your Fav Characters Got Their Signature Thing

Think all entertainment exists because of algorithms? Think again.

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5 Sequel Plots That Retroactively Ruin The Previous Movies

Not like this Hollywood. Not like this.

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A Stan Lee Biopic Would Pretty Much Rip Every Norm Of The Genre To Shreds

An accurate movie about Stan's life would end up pretty sordid.

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Burger King Is Embracing Mold Now

There's more mold in this new Burger King commercial than your ex-boyfriend's shower.

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11 Major Recent Movies (With Secretly Bizarre Productions)

Wow, more like Hollyweird (EXTREMELY ORIGINAL JOKE COPYRIGHT CRACKED DOT COM 2020)

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Please, For The Love Of God, Don't Take Financial Advice From Jake Paul

Oh, God, please, we're begging you.

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Presenting The Microphone-Jamming Bracelet Straight Out Of The Lamest Dystopia Possible

If you wear it, no one will want to talk to you anyway.

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The Boy Scouts Of America Runs Out Of Pedophile Funds, Declares Bankruptcy

Always be prepared to lowball victims.

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Little Treasures Tucked Into Movies & Shows

We see what you did there.

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Stupid Ways Comic Book Covers Can't Be Trusted

This article is about the lies comic book covers have been telling dork for close to a century.

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Boy, Disney Has Sure Screwed Up The Muppets

Oh, Disney.

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Deleted Scenes That Would Have Torpedoed Classic Movies

Most deleted scenes were deleted with good reason.

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