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54 of the Funniest Patton Oswalt Jokes and Moments for His 54th Birthday
‘When I was 25, all I did was just scream, ‘Sellout! Fucking sellouts! Corporate sellout! Industry bullshit!’ I looked back on it and I realized, ‘Oh, I was screaming sellout because nobody wanted to buy what I was selling.’
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3 'Party Down' Revival Trailer Features Nick Offerman, Quinta Brunson and Jennifer Garner Because They Want People To Actually Watch It This Time
The star-studded trailer has already out-performed the show's entire second season
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Kevin Bacon's Smarmy Face Got Him Into 'Animal House'
The role that made America say "thank you, Sir, may I have another?"
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- By Matt Solomon
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A Brief History Of Jay Leno Almost Killing Himself
Jimmy Fallon would never repeatedly cheat death.
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- By JM McNab
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Was Saturday Night Live’s ‘Californians’ Just an Excuse to Break Character?
Why couldn’t anyone keep a straight face during driving directions?
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- By Matt Solomon
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If Comic Book Movies Were Honest (VIDEO)
Superheroes, amirite?
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- By Mark Hill
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The Best Cameos by Famous NBC Personalities in ‘30 Rock’
Thank you, synergy
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- By JM McNab
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Dean Blandino, Fox Sports’ Rules Guru, Is a Former Stand-Up
We’re still trying to imagine the Sage of Sideline Infractions telling jokes in the vein of his cited influences: Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Eddie Murphy and Redd Foxx
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5 People Who Died Proving Dumb Points
‘Vegans can do anything,’ said one vegan, lying
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Is The Whitest Kids U’ Know’s Zach Cregger Turning Into the Next Jordan Peele?
A massive bidding war broke out in Hollywood over Cregger’s latest script — is he poised to join Peele at the forefront of comedians-doing-horror?
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Real Gamers Use Xbox Game Pass Ultimate
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Garrett Morris Says Al Franken Stole Credit for the ‘White Guilt Relief Fund’ Sketch on ‘Saturday Night Live’
The OG ‘Saturday Night Live’ cast member still has an ax to grind from a plagiarism incident in Season One
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5 Metal-As-Hell Burial Sites You Can Actually Visit
Final resting places that’ll have you whispering ‘sick’ to your bandmates
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- By Eli Yudin
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15 Incredibly Satisfying Times Celebs Dunked On Randos Trolling Them
"Fix your hearts or die," said Cardi B to haters who body-shamed her son.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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The 300-Pound Victorian Fraudster Who Inspired ‘The Simpsons’ Most Polarizing Episode
Many allege Season Nine’s ‘The Principal and the Pauper’ is the exact moment the animated series jumped the shark. But its creator says those critics have it all wrong — including the man whose life he drew upon for the story of Principal Skinner’s true identity
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- By Mike Rampton
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15 Iconic Monsters As Described in the Script Vs. How they Appear On Screen
Let’s face it. Visuals are just more compelling than a written description.
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- By JhallComics, Jay L'Ecuyer
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This CES Innovation Awards Honoree Translates Languages in Real-Time
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Jason Alexander Disavows Infamous ‘Metroid Prime’ Picture, Denies Being A Nerd
Alexander claims to have no recollection of the iconic pic — but the photographer remembers it all too well
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Alleged Crypto Bro Jimmy Fallon Didn’t Disclose His Financial Stake While Hawking ‘Bored Ape’ NFTs on ‘The Tonight Show’
Fallon and other A-listers could face consequences for allegedly inspiring their fans to pay the price of a house for a monkey JPEG
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Oh, We’re Still Doing This?: Neil Patrick Harris Is Reprising His Barney Character for ‘How I Met Your Father’
A reboot of a beloved comedy brought back an OG character to thunderous applause — where have we heard this one before?
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The Forgotten Western Comedy That Harrison Ford Made with Gene Wilder
Long before ‘Shrinking,’ the action star tried his hand at getting laughs with one of the most famous comic performers of the 1970s
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Dark Humor Jokes From Unexpected Sources
Including this terrifying bit from Ronald Reagan at the height of the Cold War: ‘My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes’
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The Best Behind-the-Scenes Comedy Documentaries
Turns out comedians are human beings, too
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‘The Simpsons’: Troy McClure’s 25 Best ‘You Might Remember Me From…’ Projects
Whether educating the world about the dangers of firecrackers, entertaining kids as Christmas Ape, or helping to save Tony Orlando’s house, the hacky ‘Simpsons’ celebrity has done a lot of hilariously bad-sounding films and shows. But here are the ones we’ll definitely never forget
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