5 Excuses the Authorities Use to Get Their Fingers in You
Here’s a list of things that should definitely be illegal
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- By Ryan Menezes
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12 Elves and the Worst Workshop Accident They’ve Seen
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- By Eli Yudin
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12 Trivia Tidbits for a Date That’s Not Going Well
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- By Eli Yudin
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The ‘Simpsons’ Staff Freaked Out Over This Guest Star More Than Any Other
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- By JM McNab
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Festivus and 5 Other Holidays Invented By Sitcoms
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- By Matt Solomon
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36 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, December 2, 2024
Does His Majesty also expect clean towels?
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- By Ian Garner
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Bill Maher’s Suggestion That He Might Quit His Show Is Peak Lazy Bill Maher
Quitting is easier than writing new jokes
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- By JM McNab
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Howdy Ho! Here’s Why ‘South Park’ Fans Are Rushing to Aldi This Christmas Season
This high-fiber DIY project is a perfect holiday craft for fans on a budget
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- By Keegan Kelly
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35 Random Bits of Trivia That Feel Like Putting Out a Lit Cigarette on Your Occipital Lobe
Hot facts! Maybe a little too hot, honestly
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- By Jay Wells L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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Tiffany Haddish Celebrates DUI Anniversary with DUI Jokes
Have you heard the one about the comic who fell asleep behind the wheel — twice?
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- By Matt Solomon
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Ricky Gervais Says That David Bowie Calling Him A ‘Chubby Little Loser’ Was One of the Greatest Moments of His Life
Gervais recalled hearing his hero sing an all-time great diss track about him
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ Had to Cut NSFW Mickey Mouse Joke
Here’s the joke Ryan Reynolds was taking to the grave
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- By Matt Solomon
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John Cleese Wrote a ‘Superman’ Comic, and It’s Completely Insane
Paychecks are Cleese’s Kryptonite
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- By JM McNab
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Elves Had the Most Successful Rebranding of All Time
Keep as close an eye on that shelf jockey as he’s keeping on you. He’s capable of unspeakable things
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- By Amanda Mannen
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20 Parts of Modern Life That Will Shock Future Generations
‘People going to prison over marijuana’
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Mary Steenburgen Assumed Ted Danson Was Just Like ‘Cheers’ Sam Malone
Danson’s real-life sex talk wasn’t so slick
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- By Matt Solomon
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14 Riveting World Records from the Riveting World of Chess
At the end of the day, chess is just analog Pokemon
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- By Jesse
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50 Funny Tweets About the Weather That Are Lighting Up Our Radars
They won’t win this one
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- By Carly Tennes
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Here’s Why Julie Kavner Boycotted the Only ‘Simpsons’ Episode Where Marge Doesn’t Speak
Kavner refused to participate in this klassic episode over kreative objections
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- By Keegan Kelly
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I Helped Adam Sandler Write ‘The Chanukah Song’
‘Put on your yarmulke. Here comes Chanukah. So much funukkah…’
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- By Brian VanHooker
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6 Famous Movie Composers Who Slummed It in Silly Projects
You can score billion-dollar movies. Or you can do a TV theme song so bad, they throw it out
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- By Ryan Menezes
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34 Funny Times People Took Shower Arguments Too Far
‘Apparently I was screaming, because my roommate came to check on me…’
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- By Ian Garner
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38 Celebrity Secrets and Behind-the-Scenes Goofs Too Strong for Any NDA
More like ‘Follywood,’ amirite?
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay Wells L'Ecuyer
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45 Random Bits of Trivia to Help the Medicine Go Down
Facts for what ails you!
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- By Jay Wells L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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37 Random Bits of ‘Simpsons’ Trivia That Bring You Love, So Don’t Let Them Get Away
This list is German for ‘The Facts, The’
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- By Jay Wells L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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