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15 Amy Schumer Jokes and Moments for the Hall of Fame
‘I was dating an infectious disease doctor who wound up being an insane alcoholic — and that’s my thing. In most relationships, there’s one alcoholic, and then one person who’s sad about it. I wanted to be, like, the fun one’
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0 ‘Saturday Night Live’ Taught Robert Downey Jr. Who He Wasn’t
RDJ does not do impressions, so don’t even ask
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- By Matt Solomon
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The Comedies (and Comedic Performances) That Shouldn’t Have Won an Oscar
Funny fares so poorly at the Academy Awards that we should cheer whenever a comedy takes home the prize — except in these five cases, when the voters got it so, so wrong
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- By Tim Grierson
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5 Reasons Aliens Might Invade Earth
We are here to visit your Costcos and enjoy their bountiful bulk discounts
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- By Eli Yudin
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13 Celebs Who Are Actively Trying to Promote Their Nepo Babies
John Cleese and his daughter are reviving Fawlty Towers -- together.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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30 ‘Beavis and Butt-Head’ Trivia Tidbits for Its 30th Anniversary
It’s been three decades since Beavis and Butt-Head entered our lives. They still haven’t scored
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‘Barry’ Season Four Trailer Emphasizes the ‘Dark’ in Dark Comedy
Bill Hader’s final season as the sensitive hitman seems to be even bleaker than the past three
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Jimmy Kimmel Is Prepared to Beat the Shit Out of Oscars Slappers
If anyone smaller than Kimmel storms the stage, hands will be thrown
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- By Keegan Kelly
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13 Disastrous Attempts by Major Networks and Corporations at Comedy
These half-ass comedies were just full-ass cash grabs.
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Andres Diplotti
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So Far, the Funniest Thing About Jennifer Lawrence’s New Comedy Is How Bad Its Marketing Campaign Is
A deeply uncomfortable personal ad was posted on Reddit that somehow leads to JLaw’s upcoming movie
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Meet the CES-Loved Bento Box That Organizes and Charges Your Devices
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13 Awe-Inspiring Places That We'll Never Get To Visit (Because They've Been Destroyed)
There used to be a real, enormous Crystal Palace in London.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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No, Lena Dunham Did Not Use The N-Word in Front of Donald Glover — That Was Chevy Chase
Glover’s speech about industry icon Paul Simms was punchy — but not in an Oscars way
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4 Defunct Historical Companies Worth More Than Any Modern Megacorporation
There’s a lot of money in the trade of oil, spices and people
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- By Eli Yudin
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Sometimes An Earthquake Is Just Pete Davidson Driving Into Your House
That two-car garage fits three after all
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- By Matt Solomon
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The Oscar-Nominated Director of ‘Tár’ Co-Starred in Conan O’Brien’s Rejected Cult Comedy Series
‘Lookwell’ is better than any movie nominated for an Oscar this year
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- By JM McNab
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This A.I. Art Tool Was Seen at CES and Is 75 Percent Off Now
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The 10 Funniest Best Picture Nominees This Century
A prickly Harvard student who creates Facebook. A struggling novelist who’s definitely not drinking any merlot. A Sacramento teenager who wants to be called Lady Bird. Here are the movies up for Oscar’s biggest prize that made us laugh the most — even if they weren’t, strictly speaking, comedies
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- By Tim Grierson
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15 Hall of Fame Groaner Jokes from Neil Hamburger
‘How do you keep flies from landing on your Big Mac? Unwrap it’
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- By Dan Fritschie
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‘History Of The World: Part II’ Was Better When It Was Called ‘Drunk History’
History has rarely seemed more dated
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- By Matt Solomon
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A Comedy Only Wins Best Picture When It Follows These Rules
The Academy almost never gives its biggest prize to a funny movie. But there are exceptions — here’s a guide to how a handful of comedies beat the Oscar odds
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15 Trivia Tidbits About ‘Family Guy’
Quahog has had even more behind-the-scenes tales and what-ifs than we knew about
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Jim Gaffigan on Doing Clean Comedy, Being a Serious Actor and Why He’ll Never Retire His ‘Inside Voice’
For those who only know the 56-year-old comic from his lovable stage persona, his daring new indie film ‘Linoleum’ will be a surprise. But as he tells Cracked, he’s a lot more than just that guy talking about food and family. Now if he could just get his brothers to stop insisting they’re funnier than he is
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- By Tim Grierson
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5 People Who Impersonated the Police with Terrifying Success
These are the mirror universe versions of undercover cops
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- By Ryan Menezes
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