Always be prepared to lowball victims.
If you wear it, no one will want to talk to you anyway.
There's more mold in this new Burger King commercial than your ex-boyfriend's shower.
Oh, God, please, we're begging you.
This article is about the lies comic book covers have been telling dork for close to a century.
Featuring very special guest JESSE THORN!
Most deleted scenes were deleted with good reason.
Constance Wu's stripper story is the Platonic ideal of method acting.
Never tell him the odds are someone's going to ask him about Han Solo
Lost all track of time? We’re here for you.
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John Romulus Brinkley was the GOAT of quacks.
Hope you cashed out!
It's a Shipt job, but someone's got to do it.
