We Figured Out The Name Of The 'Fight Club' Narrator

• By Jordan Breeding, Caleb Gritsko
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• July 03, 2020

Trump Giving Friends Millions In Relief Is More Important Than Him Cheating On The SAT

Trump gave his friends and allies millions in relief money. Won't find that in the book.

• By Luis Prada
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• July 08, 2020

The Other Outbreak In America The News Forgot About

In case you thought the news didn't suck enough, here's a reminder that measles is still around.

• By Mark Hill
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• July 08, 2020

Make Social Distancing Easier With This Bundle Featuring Rosetta Stone

You're still on the hook to find things to do while you're on your own.

• By CRACKED Store
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• July 07, 2020

Rich Artists Pen Letter Demanding You Let Them Hate In Peace

This is truly the most oppressed anyone has been in history.

• By Amanda Mannen
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• July 08, 2020

The Less-Than-Sexy History of Betty Boop

A look behind the boop-oop-a-doop

• By Shea
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• July 08, 2020

U.S. May Ban TikTok For Spying On You; Just Like Every Other App Does

But where will I, an adult, go to get the approval of teens that I desperately need to live?

• By Luis Prada
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• July 08, 2020

President Bolsonaro Of Brazil Tests Positive; Still Acts Like A D-Bag

It's poetic justice, but in the most meaningless of ways.

• By Dan Duddy
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• July 08, 2020

The Most Brutal Curse Tablets Ever Discovered

Mankind has always had a need to scream into the void.

• By Jesse
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• July 08, 2020

These Great Deals Are Available For The 4th of July

Fireworks shows and parades are likely cancelled, but you can still grill a mean burger and engage in that most American pastime: shopping.

• By CRACKED Store
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• July 03, 2020

12 Apex Facts To Get You In The Know

Get your interesting facts, here.

• By AM Smiley, Chris Pauls
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• July 07, 2020

'ICE' Deporting Foreign Students Isn't Good For Anyone

Deporting students is literally going to make our country stupider.

• By Dan Duddy
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• July 07, 2020

6 Animals That Are More Accomplished Than Most Of Us

Some fun animal facts to make you feel worse about your life.

• By Shea
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• July 07, 2020

Sam Raimi's 'Spider-Man 2' Was Almost Waaay Darker

But with the same amount of early 20's angst.

• By JM McNab
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• July 07, 2020

Barely Recognizable First Drafts Of Iconic Cartoon Characters

Cowabunga, fellow kids!

• By Jesse
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• July 07, 2020

Doing Your Laundry Is About To Get More Difficult

Covid-19 is causing us to run out of coins on top of everything else.

• By Dan Duddy
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• July 07, 2020

7 Famous People Who Gave It To Harvey Weinstein

Harvey Weinstein is an absolutely wretched person, and these folks agree.

• By Eirik Gumeny
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• July 07, 2020