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‘Every Time Elizabeth Olsen Meets Someone New, She Kicks Them in the Head with Her Feet Hands’: Aubrey Plaza Spills Tea on ‘Colbert’
The ‘Parks and Rec’ alum exposes the shocking truth about the MCU’s favorite witch on ‘The Late Show’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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1 Door Guys Get Their Due On Comedy Store Anniversary Set
Happy 50th, Comedy Store!
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- By Matt Solomon
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20 Wild Facts About Pulp Fiction, Venus Flytraps, And 1930's Muggle-Heads
Mia Wallace is a Disney princess, don’t @ us.
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- By Andrea Meno
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Fred Armisen Might Do a ‘Get Back’ Parody With Him As Ringo
Armisen talked to James Corden about a new possible target for ‘Documentary Now!’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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YouTube Proves That ‘Breaking Bad’ Is Part Of The ‘Roseanne’ Cinematic Universe
Did Saul Goodman show up on a ‘90s sitcom?
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- By JM McNab
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Joel McHale on the ‘Community’ Movie Without Chevy Chase: ‘A Family Reunion Without the A-Holes’
Jeff Winger is ecstatic that the Greendale family will be back together, with the notable absence of one ‘smelly cousin’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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30 Unoriginal Movie Cliches We’re Tired Of Seeing
Why do all futuristic villains love wearing white?
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- By Timon DJ Spajic, Cracked Writers
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The Time a Spanish Soldier Seemingly Teleported Across the Globe
In 1593, it’s said, a soldier named Gil Perez dozed off in the Philippines and woke up in Mexico, which would have required way more than an annoying plane ride back then.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Chris Redd Rushed to the Hospital After Assault Outside the Comedy Cellar
The ‘SNL’ alumn and standup star was brutally attacked before his scheduled performance in NYC last night
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- By Keegan Kelly
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The Funniest Pieces of Art for Your Place
Don’t you want a shower curtain emblazoned with Kramer from Seinfeld smoking a cigar, Steve Harvey smiling, or Eddy Murphy rolling his eyes? You know you do.
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- By CRACKED Store
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‘Shaun of the Dead’ is About the Horrors of Customer Service
Also, zombies.
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- By JM McNab
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I Went To This California Ghost Town So You Don't Have To
Calico, California is a land of uranium and cyanide, but few ghosts.
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- By William Kuechenberg
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The Tale Of The Taxidermist And The Exploding Dog
This is an instructive fable (says the newspaper who published it).
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Kanye Doesn’t Get Why Anthony Jeselnik Isn’t Canceled, But He Is
Ye lists Jeselnik as one of his favorite comedians, but we’re not sure he gets the joke
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Reminder: Casper The Friendly Ghost Is A Giant Creep
Put on some damn pants, Casper.
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- By JM McNab
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We Sliced The Price On This Knife Set Like A Prime Day Deal
Ultimately, we couldn't keep these ultra-sharp knives down for long, and they've managed to slice their own price by an additional $20 from October 24–31.
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- By CRACKED Store
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‘It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown’ Has Become A Bee-Hive For Stupid Parent Complaints
A harmless children's cartoon, or a degenerate depiction of domestic violence and animal abuse? The internet's most perpetually outraged parents weigh in on Charlie Brown
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Last-Minute Halloween Costume Ideas For The 5 Men Having Sex With My Wife
Holidays snuck up and you're having sex with my wife? Look no further!
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- By Eli Yudin
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Tales from the Comedy Road from Jerry Seinfeld's Favorite Standup
He turned down Dangerfield and lived to tell about it.
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- By Matt Solomon
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There Are So Many Red Flags That This New Dana Carvey Podcast Is Gonna Be Awful
Dana Carvey and his two sons are creating a scripted podcast parody of The Twilight Zone for Team Coco. Oh boy.
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Classic Comedy Scenes That Were Ad-Libbed
"What hump?"
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- By Zanandi Botes
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15 Amazing Technological Advancements by Kids and Teenagers
Don't compare them with Elon Musk -- these kids are ACTUALLY cool.
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- By Talbert Gregson, Andres Diplotti
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The One Where Matthew Perry Says Anything and Everything Under the Sun to Sell His Book
Excerpts from the 'Friends' star's memoir reveal more near-death experiences and an inexplicable hatred for Keanu Reeves
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- By Keegan Kelly
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