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13 Myths Created And Spread By The Marketing Industry
"Military grade" actually kind of means "bottom of the barrel."
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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8 12 Ways The Real World Is Like A Cheesy Fantasy Novel
There's a U.S. government department that collects dead eagles and distributes them for religious purposes.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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‘Simpsons’ Showrunner Matt Selman Has Read Your Mean Tweets
‘You guys can cancel the Simpsons anytime you want: just don’t watch it’
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- By Tara Ariano
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18 Fictional Characters Who Suffered So Much, It’s A Relief They Aren’t Real
Thank god they don’t really exist. We couldn’t bear (their) pain
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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Five Recent Comedy Reboots You Didn’t Know Existed
Keeping track of the Hollywood nostalgia machine can be tough
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- By JM McNab
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Move Over Oscars, Kevin Hart Just Hosted the Walmart Associates Celebration
Hart hosted Walmart’s annual employee appreciation event, which made up for all the health-care their workers don’t have
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Five Chinese Towns That Are Strangely Familiar
Wait, what are near-exact replicas of Paris, France and Jackson, Wyoming doing in the middle of China?
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- By Mike Rampton
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Rejected ‘Back to the Future’ Actors Made ‘Zoolander 2’ Instead
Owen Wilson as Doc Brown would have completed the trifecta
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- By Matt Solomon
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15 Plates of Trivia That Landed on Our Tables This Week
When a swimming pool seems clean, that’s when you know it’s dirty
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- By Ryan Menezes
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11 Revelations from the Live ‘Cheers’ Reunion with Ted Danson, George Wendt and John Ratzenberger
At this weekend’s ATX TV Festival, they talked warm non-alcoholic beer, gifting Kirstie Alley with a shotgun and Woody Harrelson’s remarkable ability to fart
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- By Tara Ariano
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5 Unspoken Deadly Risks That Come With Famous Jobs
Life making sugar isn’t so sweet. Unless you want your skin melting
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- By Ryan Menezes
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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- By CRACKED Store
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13 Succulent Bits Of Trivia We Plucked Right Off The Tree Of Knowledge Of Weird And Useless
In the U.S., picking up a bald eagle feather requires a special permit.
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- By Andrea Meno, Andres Diplotti
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35 Trivia Tidbits About ‘Big’ for Its 35th Anniversary
The movie that somehow almost starred Robert De Niro
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- By Zanandi Botes
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15 Pearls Of Wisdom We’ve Meticulously Strung Together Into A Powerful Rivière Of Knowledge
Pigeons are actually art geniuses!
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- By Reba C, JhallComics
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The Kid Tom Hanks from ‘Big’ Said the Movie Would Be a Grooming Scandal Today
The statutory storyline between Hanks and Elizabeth Perkins is a little less romantic once you think about it
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Everyone’s Taking Shots At Hannah Gadsby’s Anti-Picasso Exhibit
As an art show curator, critics are telling Gadsby to stick to comedy
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- By Matt Solomon
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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‘So Go Get Somebody You Like’: Matthew Broderick Remembers His Clashes with John Hughes on the ‘Ferris Bueller’ Set
Working with the famed director wasn’t always a walk in Highland Park
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- By Keegan Kelly
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12 Sneaky Tricks Used By Cops To Get What They Want
The cops can lie to you, including saying they have evidence when they don't, to extract a confession.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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Mike Birbiglia Is Committed to Showing Us How the Comedy Sausage Is Made
On his current stand-up tour, Birbiglia reveals the secrets behind comedy magic
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- By Matt Solomon
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Patton Oswalt Has Three Words for Grads: You Poor Bastards
Oswalt offers positivity, despite grads ‘about to enter a hellscape where you will have to fight for every scrap of your humanity and dignity’
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- By Matt Solomon
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CBS Didn’t Want Carol Burnett’s Birthday Special, Just Like They Didn’t Want Her Show in the First Place
More people watched ‘Carol Burnett: 90 Years of Laughter + Love’ than currently live in Arizona, but CBS thought we’d rather see another rerun of ‘FBI’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘The Bonfire of the Vanities’ Is the Tom Hanks Movie That Tom Hanks Would Like to Forget
Recently, the Oscar-winning legend admitted he hates some of his own films. He wouldn’t say which ones, but he’s never been shy about regretting starring in that 1990 debacle
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- By Tim Grierson
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