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36 Celebrities Who Behaved Like Walking Turds
Extravagant parties, ridiculous demands, hate-fueled rants and criminal acts! What more do you want from us?!
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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New Catholic Rob Schneider Doesn’t Know If He Can Still Tell Dirty Jokes
No more ‘whipping my dick out’ for Schneider
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- By Matt Solomon
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30 Outlandish Demands Celebs Made Behind-the-Scenes
You better not ask Ben Affleck to wear a Yankees hat — even in a movie
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- By Timon DJ Spajic, Cracked Writers
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‘The Simpsons’ Called Red Lobster’s Endless Shrimp Debacle, Naturally
Once again, ‘The Simpsons’ reminds us that it’s the Nostradamus of comedy
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15 Bizarre Jobs That Only Exist in the Orbit of Celebrity
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- By Mike Rampton
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40 Music History Moments That Slap Hard
Slap da bass! Then slap these music history moments into your brain space
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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Rejected ‘SNL’ Sketch Would Have Reimagined ‘Home Alone’ with Eric Trump Left Behind
Merry Christmas, you filthy liberals
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- By Matt Solomon
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The 35 Greatest Holiday Sitcom Episodes Ever
Ho ho ho! Ha ha ha!
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- By Tara Ariano
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Quiz: Do You Know the Bizarre Origins of These Common Snack Foods?
Where is your Wonka now?
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- By Jesse
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Best Non-Weekend Update ‘SNL’ Sketches from Weekend Update Anchors
What’s your favorite Colin Jost non-Update sketch? We’ll wait...
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- By Matt Solomon
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5 Famous Catchphrases That Don’t Actually Exist
Scotty never beamed jack squat
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- By Eli Yudin
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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- By CRACKED Store
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Movie Jokes That Went Over Viewers’ Heads for Years
Film fans list their favorite personal ‘whoosh’ moments in movie history
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- By Keegan Kelly
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22 Totally Bonkers Things People Actually Believe
Maybe jackalopes are real…
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- By Ian Garner
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33 Scrappy Bits of Trivia That Got That Dawg in Them
Don’t let these feisty little facts get away!
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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The Best ‘Star Wars’ Joke in Tonight’s ‘Rick and Morty’ Isn’t in the Dialogue
‘Rise of the Numbericons: The Movie’ is effectively an extended ‘Rise of Skywalker’ parody, even down to the editing
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- By Keegan Kelly
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30 General Now-You-Know Facts to Stimulate Your Brains
Bite-size facts to feed your hunger for knowledge
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- By Cracked Writers, Timon DJ Spajic
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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28 Eyebrow-Arching Size Comparisons
Get ready to feel small. Or huge
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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29 Facts About Crime That Probably Won’t Pay
Organized crime, murder and more
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- By Cracked Writers, Brian C. Miller
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29 Wild Facts About Money, Currencies and Prices
Money can’t buy happiness — but it can buy a lot of dope things
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- By Cracked Writers, Timon DJ Spajic
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33 Video Game Trivia Tidbits That’ll Get You Halfway Through the First Level
They were right. Puck-Man would’ve made it too easy for the vandals
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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The Best Dramatic Performances by Each Member of the ‘Friends’ Cast
Matt LeBlanc, we tried our best
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- By Ian Garner
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28 Unbelievably Creepy Things People Have Found in the Woods
One person found a pile of limbless chipmunks and squirrels
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- By Ian Garner
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