If this were a Final Destination movie, these celebs would be in trouble.
They are, appropriately, stupid and surreal.
Before he was Tony Stark, Robert Downey Jr. made some real turds
Before he was Tony Stark, Robert Downey Jr. made some real turds
There's a reason you predicted that plot twist.
Why simply walk, when you can trudge through dirty Vegas hotel fountain water?
Cash rules everything around you (and in the weirdest ways).
The Mouse Has Thanos'ed The Fox.
Like much of Florida, it's alarming but harmless.
Here are a few historically important sites to which time has been more than unkind.
Telling women to smile more is a great way to activate their fists.
Bugs can be source of annoyance ... and endless source of joy.
Not all heroes wear capes. Many of them wear their Netflix Binge Sweatpants.
A new new golden era of television.
Creations that make you ask 'why?' and not in a thoughtful way.
Please don't hex us, Alan Moore
Telling a child 'no' comes with inherent risks.
These hilarious stories should have been taught in every school.
Will someone please think of the poor corporate conglomerates?!
And they're all on sale!
Don't get your hopes up.
