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Sam Neill Calls Robin Williams ‘The Saddest Person I’ve Ever Met’

Neill says his 'Bicentennial Man’ co-star was ‘inconsolably solitary and deeply depressed’ in a new memoir

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By Keegan Kelly

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March 28, 2023

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History’s Horniest King

Alfonso XIII of Spain had endless affairs, tons of illegitimate children (in addition to seven with his wife) and a sideline in commissioning pornography for his own private consumption

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By Mike Rampton

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March 28, 2023

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The 3 Most Juvenile Historical Conflicts

Hello, U.S. military? A guy killed my pig, and now I need warships

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By Eli Yudin

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March 28, 2023

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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time

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By CRACKED Store

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March 11, 2023

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12 of the Most Brutal Deaths in Sitcom History

Funny British sitcom ’Blackadder’ ended with everyone running into machine-gun fire and getting mowed down.

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By Andrea Meno, Andres Diplotti

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March 28, 2023

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The Meanest, Dirtiest and Most Offensive Jokes Gilbert Gottfried Ever Told at a Comedy Central Roast

What you’re about to read is not for the faint of heart

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By Dan Fritschie

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March 28, 2023

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‘Scrubs’ Creator Bill Lawrence Threatens That Reunion Movie Is ‘Inevitable’

The series should have gotten a DNR after its unimpressive ninth season

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By Keegan Kelly

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March 27, 2023

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12 People Who Retaliated Against Minor Slights in Petty and Over-the-Top Ways

Zach Braff once assaulted a preteen because he thought he vandalized his car.

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By Andrea Meno, Andres Diplotti

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March 27, 2023

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Iconic Comedy Duos That Could Give the Disgusting Brothers from 'Succession' a Run for Their Money

If only Logan Roy's security cams could capture some of this action.

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By Matt Solomon

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March 27, 2023

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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand

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By CRACKED Store

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March 10, 2023

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Bill Maher Mistakenly Believes That There Are No Nepo Babies in Pro Sports

The son of a radio announcer called professional sports the last true meritocracies

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By Keegan Kelly

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March 27, 2023

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Chanel West Coast Leaves ‘Ridiculousness’ After 30 Seasons. Also, ‘Ridiculousness’ Has 30 Seasons?

What’s another 10 or 20 seasons when you’re the only thing MTV has got?

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By Matt Solomon

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March 27, 2023

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Kevin Nealon Explains How Schwarzenegger Killed the ‘Hans and Franz’ Movie Musical

They wanted to crack (clap) you up

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By Matt Solomon

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March 27, 2023

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Five Things We Learned From the ‘Clue’ Documentary

Other than who killed Mr. Boddy

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By JM McNab

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March 27, 2023

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5 Surefire Ways to Piss Off Your Bartender, According to Bartenders

Oh lord, not the egg whites

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By Eli Yudin

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March 27, 2023

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For Thirty Bucks, You Can Watch Jeanie Buss and the Laker Girls Open for Jay Mohr

What do you call 12 millionaires around a TV watching the NBA Finals? The Los Angeles Lakers

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By Matt Solomon

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March 27, 2023

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Sad Epilogues for Real-Life ‘Seinfeld’ Characters

Thank god ‘Seinfeld’ wasn’t this depressing

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By JM McNab

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March 27, 2023

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