Yo, Hollywood, audiences remember what happened in the last movie. Ya know?
Hindsight is the year 2020.
Have you heard the good/bad/mixed news?
It's important Cracked announcement time, folks.
An accurate movie about Stan's life would end up pretty sordid.
Featuring very special guest JESSE THORN!
Not like this Hollywood. Not like this.
You’re too old for your teachers to confiscate it.
The timing couldn't be better for a Monopoly return.
Wow, more like Hollyweird (EXTREMELY ORIGINAL JOKE COPYRIGHT CRACKED DOT COM 2020)
Always be prepared to lowball victims.
Oh, God, please, we're begging you.
If you wear it, no one will want to talk to you anyway.