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J.K. Rowling Wouldn’t Let Robin Williams Audition for ‘Harry Potter’ Parts
Williams wanted to play either Hagrid or Lupin, but Rowling wanted Americans to stay out of her series
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2 5 Personal Details Revealed Through Famous People’s Autopsies
We didn’t think Michael Jackson could be any weirder, but he was
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- By Ryan Menezes
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15 Trivia Tidbits About ‘I Think You Should Leave’
We got a cosmic gumbo of trivia to share
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- By JM McNab
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‘Everybody Hates Chris’ Producer Told Tyler James Williams That He’d Never Work Again
The ‘Abbott Elementary’ star still remembers his awful boss who told him he’d only ever be Chris Rock
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Sam Neill Calls Robin Williams ‘The Saddest Person I’ve Ever Met’
Neill says his 'Bicentennial Man’ co-star was ‘inconsolably solitary and deeply depressed’ in a new memoir
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- By Keegan Kelly
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History’s Horniest King
Alfonso XIII of Spain had endless affairs, tons of illegitimate children (in addition to seven with his wife) and a sideline in commissioning pornography for his own private consumption
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- By Mike Rampton
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The 3 Most Juvenile Historical Conflicts
Hello, U.S. military? A guy killed my pig, and now I need warships
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- By Eli Yudin
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12 of the Most Brutal Deaths in Sitcom History
Funny British sitcom ’Blackadder’ ended with everyone running into machine-gun fire and getting mowed down.
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- By Andrea Meno, Andres Diplotti
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The Meanest, Dirtiest and Most Offensive Jokes Gilbert Gottfried Ever Told at a Comedy Central Roast
What you’re about to read is not for the faint of heart
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- By Dan Fritschie
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‘Scrubs’ Creator Bill Lawrence Threatens That Reunion Movie Is ‘Inevitable’
The series should have gotten a DNR after its unimpressive ninth season
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- By Keegan Kelly
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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- By CRACKED Store
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12 People Who Retaliated Against Minor Slights in Petty and Over-the-Top Ways
Zach Braff once assaulted a preteen because he thought he vandalized his car.
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- By Andrea Meno, Andres Diplotti
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Iconic Comedy Duos That Could Give the Disgusting Brothers from 'Succession' a Run for Their Money
If only Logan Roy's security cams could capture some of this action.
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Bill Maher Mistakenly Believes That There Are No Nepo Babies in Pro Sports
The son of a radio announcer called professional sports the last true meritocracies
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Chanel West Coast Leaves ‘Ridiculousness’ After 30 Seasons. Also, ‘Ridiculousness’ Has 30 Seasons?
What’s another 10 or 20 seasons when you’re the only thing MTV has got?
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- By Matt Solomon
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Kevin Nealon Explains How Schwarzenegger Killed the ‘Hans and Franz’ Movie Musical
They wanted to crack (clap) you up
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- By Matt Solomon
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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Five Things We Learned From the ‘Clue’ Documentary
Other than who killed Mr. Boddy
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- By JM McNab
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5 Surefire Ways to Piss Off Your Bartender, According to Bartenders
Oh lord, not the egg whites
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- By Eli Yudin
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For Thirty Bucks, You Can Watch Jeanie Buss and the Laker Girls Open for Jay Mohr
What do you call 12 millionaires around a TV watching the NBA Finals? The Los Angeles Lakers
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- By Matt Solomon
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Sad Epilogues for Real-Life ‘Seinfeld’ Characters
Thank god ‘Seinfeld’ wasn’t this depressing
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- By JM McNab
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The 10 Best Robots on ‘Futurama’ as Determined by ChatGPT
This stupid thing told me Kif was a robot. Don’t worry, I let him have it
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- By Brian VanHooker
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Ben Schwartz on His Love of Improv, Playing Sonic and Almost Missing Out on Jean-Ralphio
The prolific 41-year-old actor and comedian has several projects on the way, including ‘Renfield’ with Nicolas Cage. But as he tells Cracked, the rejections still hurt — and the memories of the early years of struggle remain
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- By Tim Grierson
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‘Succession’s Logan Roy Asked for a Roast, So We Gave Him One
Logan’s Waystar minions were too scared to do it in the Season Four premiere. But not us
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