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15 Rita Rudner Jokes for the Hall of Fame
‘I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.’
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- By Dan Fritschie
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All the Ways Scientists Have Theorized That Jack Could Fit on That Damn Door
Even James Cameron has gotten in on the action, because of course he has
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- By Amanda Mannen
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The 4 Most Absurd Assassination Attempts on World Leaders
Hey, does this toothpaste taste like dengue to anyone else?
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- By Eli Yudin
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15 Incredibly Rude, Crude, Stupid Notes From Movie & TV Execs
Execs asked John Carpenter to make his aliens cannibals.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Andrea Meno
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‘Saturday Night Live’ Accidentally Predicted Kevin Spacey’s Awfulness
‘Kevin Spacey is a creep’ was a hilarious joke in 1997
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- By JM McNab
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It’s Been Over Ten Years Since Steve-O Blessed Us With ‘Fear Factor’ Meets ‘American Idol’
‘Killer Karaoke’ was basically what would happen if the ‘Jackass’ guys started a singing competition
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- By Keegan Kelly
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15 TV Shows Built Around Babies and Animals That Are Absolute Garbage
We’ve already heard everything a baby and a dog have to say. Please, no more!
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, JhallComics
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Hide Your Pocket Sand, ‘King of the Hill’ is Coming Back
Mike Judge, Greg Daniels and the rest of the ‘King of the Hill’ crew are officially coming back to Arlen
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Infinite A.I. Generated ‘Seinfeld’ Simulates What Purgatory Would Be Like for the Real Jerry
What is the deal with endless computer-generated nightmares?
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- By Keegan Kelly
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2023 Oscar Best Picture Nominees As Explained By Larry David in ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’
This Twitter account summarized the field of Oscar-worthy films using only ‘Curb’ clips and screenshots
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This ‘Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic’ Bundle Will Give Your Inner Child the Warm Fuzzies
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5 Times Kevin Conroy Was The Best Batman (VIDEO)
NO ARGUMENTS.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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The 10 Best ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’ Cold Opens
They’re far from just a start — they’re an absolute art form
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 Tales of Friendship Between Enemies During War
War, huh, yeah. What is it good for? Absolutely friendship
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The Disowned Dan Aykroyd Movie That Prompted A Murder Investigation
How did a long-forgotten buddy movie attract the homicide division?
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- By Mike Rampton
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Dolly Parton’s Best Jokes About Dolly Parton’s Boobs
‘I don’t know if I’m supporting them, or they’re supporting me’
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- By Dan Fritschie
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Build Your Own Retro Games Console With This Awesome Kit
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- By CRACKED Store
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Tom Brady’s Hilarious Fake ‘Saturday Night Live’ Sexual Harassment Video Hits Different Today
In honor of the forthcoming ‘80 for Brady,’ we salute ‘Sexual Harassment and You,’ which still strikes a chord, even if the sketch doesn’t play the same in our current #MeToo era
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- By Tim Grierson
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4 Tired Hollywood Monsters And What They Should Be Replaced With
At this point, even if I saw a zombie in real life, I'd think "well, we've still got about 10 seasons left."
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- By Eli Yudin
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The 15 Lamest Ways People Used to Routinely Die
Marry young, have lots of kids, and make a will just in case you die in childbirth.
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- By Andrea Meno, Andres Diplotti
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The Definitive Oral History of ‘Titus’
The traditional sitcom never would have died without the early aughts Fox series choking the life out of it with its brutal honesty and unadulterated laughs. Now, creator and star Christopher Titus, along with the rest of the show’s cast and crew, share how they found poetry and humor in his pain — pissing off network executives all along the way
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- By Brian VanHooker
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TikToker Brilliantly Dunks on Louis C.K.’s Madison Square Garden Return
Talia Lichstein made some ‘controversial comments’ about cancel culture outside C.K.’s sold-out show
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15 Trivia Tidbits About Helen Keller, Walt Disney, And History’s Greatest Nepo Baby
Like Minions, humans are basically mostly banana.
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- By JhallComics, Reba C
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Pamela Anderson Is Now Defending Tim Allen’s Rationale Behind Allegedly Flashing Her
Anderson says Allen was just kidding around when he bared his junk to a coworker on her first day
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