Not like this Hollywood. Not like this.
An accurate movie about Stan's life would end up pretty sordid.
Always be prepared to lowball victims.
Oh, God, please, we're begging you.
Featuring very special guest JESSE THORN!
If you wear it, no one will want to talk to you anyway.
Most deleted scenes were deleted with good reason.
Wow, more like Hollyweird (EXTREMELY ORIGINAL JOKE COPYRIGHT CRACKED DOT COM 2020)
John Romulus Brinkley was the GOAT of quacks.
Never tell him the odds are someone's going to ask him about Han Solo
There's a fine line between genius and insanity.