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13 Mostly Diplomatic, Extremely Cathartic “F*** You”s From Historical Figures And Celebrities
Stephen Hawking turned down a knighthood as a form of protest.
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- By Andrea Meno, Andres Diplotti
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1 The German Knight Who Coined the Phrase ‘Kiss My Ass’ Was the Iron Man of His Time
Equipped a bionic hand that was a 16th-century technological marvel, Götz von Berlichingen is said to have delivered the invitation to rim him to a general who invited him to surrender, and in Germany, his name alone is now interpreted as the same
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- By Mike Rampton
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15 Powerful Bits Of Trivia We’ve Been Asked To Destroy In The Fires Of Mount Doom From Whence They Were Forged
“I’ll come back” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
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- By Reba C, Andres Diplotti
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13 of the Best Jokes About Summer
These laughs bring the heat
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- By Erik Barnes
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13 Times The Police Used Google Maps To Crack The Case
Google Street View caught an Italian mobster who had been on the run for decades.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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5 Big-Time Goofballs Who Really Wanted to Be Taken Seriously
Sorry, you’re the getting-hit-in-the-balls guy now
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- By Eli Yudin
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12 People Who Deeply Regret Their Stints on Reality TV
These “get famous quick” schemes backfired immensely!
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- By JhallComics, Jay L'Ecuyer
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5 Things That Will Be a Crime in the Future That Didn’t Exist Five Years Ago
Self-driving cars couldn’t always kill people, because, well, there weren’t always self-driving cars
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- By Amanda Mannen
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13 Actually Pretty Funny Celebrity Commercial Appearances
The rare occasions where celebrity commercials got some audible laughs.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Jay L'Ecuyer
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12 Bonkers Ways Massive Fortunes Were Lost
Turns out, more than one person has lost billions of dollars in a day.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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Like A Comedy Groundhog, Congressman Adam Schiff Steps Onto the Stand-up Stage Once A Year
The Senate candidate and amateur comic annually hijacks a prestigious Hollywood club to test his tight five
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- By Keegan Kelly
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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- By CRACKED Store
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Five Movies Adam Sandler Probably Doesn’t Remember Being In
The Sandman couldn’t even get a person under oath to admit to watching ‘The Cobbler’
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- By Ian Garner
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How Will Smith and Bert Kreischer Inadvertently Led to the Creation of ‘Van Wilder’
Also conspiracy nut Oliver Stone, apparently
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- By JM McNab
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Norm Macdonald’s Network TV Debut on ‘Letterman’ Is Delightfully 1990
Norm earned his late-night stripes with quips about Christie Brinkley and ‘The Dating Game’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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5 Cursed Lands That We Humans Rendered Uninhabitable
In some places, the ground itself will poison you
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- By Ryan Menezes
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29 Tweets and TikToks That Kept Us Laughing All Week
Apparently, lesbians and the sun have at least one thing in common
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- By Ian Garner
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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All 13 Very Rough Episodes of ‘The Simpsons’ First Season, Ranked
The first leg on the path to greatness had some missteps
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- By Neil Arsenty
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Five Times It Rained Something Other Than Water
Not creepy — or apocalyptic — at all
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- By Mike Rampton
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12 Gender-Bending Historic Feats Pull Off By People In Drag
Jazz musician Billy Tipton was a woman, and people only found out after they died.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Andrea Meno
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15 Trivia Tidbits About Mel Brooks’ ‘Spaceballs’
May the Schwartz — and the trivia — be with you
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- By JM McNab
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14 Trivia Tidbits We’ve Been Fostering From The Time They Were Factoids, But It’s Time Now To Send Them Off Into The World As The Listicle They Were Always Destined To Become
Shakespeare was a great writer known for inventing the valley girl name we know and love.
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- By Reba C, JhallComics
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The Man Making A.I. SpongeBob Covers of Emo Songs
Gerard Way has some competition
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- By Ian Garner
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