'The West Wing' Was A Useless Fairy Tale
- By Dan Duddy
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- September 01, 2020
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Money makes the world go round. Rockets make the earth go stop.
It was loud, confusing, and lonely.
Just think, as little as a century ago, people had to reach under their couches with nothing but their arms.
Welcome to our petting zoo! Definitely don't touch anything.
Janice was on another level.
Will everyone around us have enlarged lips and paralyzed faces?
Guaranteed to unleash your headpower.
It's like movies and shows are written by aliens.
Whether you're wringing out your t-shirt to water your plants around the house or (gasp) have to go outside, this mini collar fan will be your best friend in any situation.
Let's hope these trends never come back in style.
You know these guys for the good stuff (not the stuff we're about to tell you).
Buzz! Your girlfriend! She's trying her best and we shouldn't judge!
'We are saved by farts, but the fart that saves is never alone.'
They're pretty damn destructive in some not too modern ways.
Sometimes crime is more 'straight-to-DVD movie' than science.
‘Tenet’ was never going to come out on VOD.