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37 Lessons You Had to Learn the Hard, Painful Way
There are some life lessons that are only learned through white-knuckle terror
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12 All-Star Bits of Trivia We’ve Convinced to Band Together Into One Indomitable Trivial Supergroup
The listicle of a lifetime
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- By Jesse
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Rob Schneider Told Jay Mohr to Cut Al Franken From His ‘SNL’ Sketches
‘You got to switch out Franken,’ Schneider insisted
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- By Matt Solomon
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13 Funny Jokes and Bits from John Cena
Cena has become our funniest strongman
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- By Erik Barnes
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Five Excellent Uses of Fast Food in Movies
‘All restaurants are Taco Bell’
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- By Ian Garner
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In Season Two, ‘Our Flag Means Death’ Keeps Beautifully Mixing the Present into the Past
Max’s anachronistic pirate comedy sets sail into a new season this week
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- By Tara Ariano
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20 TV Shows That Were Impressive Despite Being Small in Scope, Scale or Budget
These series packed a big punch in spite of their limitations
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- By Amanda Mannen
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‘Parks and Rec’ Had to Rewrite Andy Scenes After Chris Pratt Got Jacked for the MCU
Pratt was the one who suggested making Andy husky in the first place
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- By Matt Solomon
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Ryan Reynolds Once Went Trick-or-Treating As Deadpool and Roasted All the Kids
The X-Men are shorter in this ‘Deadpool’ movie than we remember them being
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Four Celebrity Charity Stunts Gone Wrong
When philanthropy is a bad thing
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Keegan-Michael Key and Elle Key Are Two Comedy Nerds in Love
Adapting their award-winning podcast ‘The History of Sketch Comedy’ into a breezy new book, the couple talk to Cracked about the secrets to a good relationship, collaborating with your spouse, and what Elle taught Keegan about punching down
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- By Tim Grierson
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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- By CRACKED Store
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Chris Tucker Has to Pay $3.6 Million in Back Taxes After Shorting Government at His Peak
It could have been worse — Uncle Sam was looking for $9 million!
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- By Matt Solomon
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18 Jokes for the Hall of Fame, October 4, 2023
‘If you ever start thinking, ‘Oh, but I’m a waste of space. I’m a burden,’ remember that also describes the Grand Canyon’
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5 Media Hoaxes That Make ‘The War of the Worlds’ Look Like A Traffic Report
A history of old-timey, dubious content aggregation
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- By Eli Yudin
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The Most Bizarre — and Expensive — Pieces of Movie Memorabilia on eBay
You can buy E.T. for a cool $5,500
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- By Ian Garner
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15 High-Achieving, Hard-Living Athletes That Make Booze Seem Like Gatorade
Cheers!
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- By Mike Rampton
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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5 ‘SNL’ Musical Guests Who Held Their Own in Sketches
Don’t hate Chance the Rapper just because he’s musical AND funny
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- By Matt Solomon
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29 Sophomoric Movie Lines That Must’ve Been Written on Take-Your-Kid-to-Work Day
These horrible lines took us right out of the movie
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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50 Video Game Facts Nearly As Fun As the Games Themselves
They’re like real-life Easter eggs
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- By Cracked Writers, Brian C. Miller
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36 Food Facts We’d Like to Remove from Our Brains
These food facts are not food friends
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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35 Weird Myths We Learned Aren’t True at All
Okay, some of these we should have known...
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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‘Look at How They Massacred My Boy’: ‘Frasier’ Fans Can’t Believe the Shoes Paramount Put on Their King
How in the world did Seattle’s most stylish psychologist show up to a photo shoot in comfort wear?
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