Don't these people read the wikis?
It's OK if a movie just sucks.
Some cities have bizarre problems that are uniquely their own.
When persuasion doesn’t work, try baffling incompetence.
Featuring very special guest JESSE THORN!
These came so close to not sucking.
Have you heard the good/bad/mixed news?
The cops should simply follow the trails of honey to the villain’s hideouts. Case closed.
To those about to beef: We salute you.
Hindsight is the year 2020.
Wow, more like Hollyweird (EXTREMELY ORIGINAL JOKE COPYRIGHT CRACKED DOT COM 2020)
Yo, Hollywood, audiences remember what happened in the last movie. Ya know?
It's important Cracked announcement time, folks.
An accurate movie about Stan's life would end up pretty sordid.
Think all entertainment exists because of algorithms? Think again.
Not like this Hollywood. Not like this.
You’re too old for your teachers to confiscate it.
