Glasses Down Everybody, Ina Garten Wins At Alcohol Forever

'Go big or go home' only leaves you one option when you're drinking alone in your kitchen.

• By Isaac Cabe
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• April 01, 2020

Britney Spears And 'Tiger King' Is Complicated

People need the truth, Britney.

• By Dan Duddy
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• April 01, 2020

Tell Us Now: What's The First Thing You're Going To Do?

What is the first thing you are going to do, once you can go back out?

• By Tim Hawkman, Cracked Readers
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• April 01, 2020

Make The Most Of Your Time At Home By Learning A New Language

• By CRACKED Store
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• March 31, 2020

A New Genre Of Podcasts Mirrors A 'Bojack Horseman Joke

And we're just supposed to pretend it isn't weird and sad.

• By Amanda Mannen
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• April 01, 2020

The Future of Planet-Based Meat Will Be New Flavors We’ve Never Imagined

Our buns are not prepared for the meat-based lunacy to come.

• By Luis Prada
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• April 01, 2020

The White Sox Will Be Announcing Simulated Games And It Could Be Hilarious

Starting today the Chicago White Sox will be simulating a game every week on Playstation's MLB The Show and we hope other teams follow suit.

• By Dan Duddy
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• April 01, 2020

Celeb Missives That Approach Public Access TV Territory

Quarantine has turned Hollywood into a public access free-for-all and it's gonna get weird.

• By Dan Duddy
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• April 01, 2020

Logan Paul Has Two Regrets In Life. One Of Them Is Buying A Couch

Regrets, he's had a-two.

• By Cedric Voets
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• April 01, 2020

These 15 Work From Home Accessories Are On Sale

• By CRACKED Store
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• March 30, 2020

Pokemon GO's Core Premise Is Crumbling Underneath It

What good is a game that requires you to walk places when you can't walk anywhere? We're about to find out.

• By Isaac Cabe
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• April 01, 2020

4/20 Is All Month This Year And We Need It

4/20 all month is the type of dumb thing we need right now.

• By Dan Duddy
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• April 01, 2020

The Renaissance Of 'Thicc' Might Be Upon Us

A thiccassance if you will.

• By Dan Duddy
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• April 01, 2020

Heroic Celebrity Moves That Are What We Need Right Now

It's not all tone-deaf mansion singalongs.

• By Andrea Meno
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• March 31, 2020

The 'Shocking' Origin Story Of Triscuit

It's been 100 plus years coming, but now we know what 'Tri' means.

• By Isaac Cabe
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• March 31, 2020

That Scrapped Original 'Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker' Script is Now an Adorable Cartoon

For those of you too lazy to read.

• By JM McNab
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• March 31, 2020

Scary (And Infuriating) Reasons Murders Don't Get Solved

• By E. Reid Ross, Zanandi Botes, Nicholas Vrchoticky, Michael Battaglino
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• March 31, 2020