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Tonight’s ‘Rick and Morty’ Told Us What We Already Knew — In This Show, Death Is Merely A Math Problem
Mortality itself is in mortal peril as the Laser Pope is foiled by ‘Operation Phoenix’
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0 28 ‘SNL’ Bits That Never Saw the Light of Day
We wish we could have seen some of these — the operative word being ‘some’
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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24 Bizarre Facts About the Horrors and Heroics of Pro Sports
Not all records are good records
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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32 Top Secret Easter Eggs We’re Ready to Blow the Lid Off Of
These secretive nuggets have been under wraps long enough!
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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31 ‘Kid-Friendly’ Things That Were Actually Terrifying
It’s like makers of kids’ pop culture were having a competition to traumatize us
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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30 Fun and Weird Science Facts That Made Us a Little Smarter
She blinded me with science!
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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4 ‘Simpsons’ Jokes That Came True in 2023
This is the year that we all became Springfieldians
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- By JM McNab
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Stavros Halkias Gently Pokes Holes in Joe Rogan’s Dumbest Immigrant Take Yet
Rogan is getting flamed by his fans for failing to realize that only citizens are allowed to vote
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘Sesame Street’ Meets ‘The Sopranos’ Is Simultaneously for No One and Everyone
Ernie Moltisanti makes us question the nature of entertainment
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- By Keegan Kelly
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How ‘Those Were the Days’ Became the Perfect TV Theme Song
Norman Lear’s passing was a reminder of how iconic ‘All in the Family’ was — and so was the seemingly old-time ditty Archie and Edith sang before every episode
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- By Tim Grierson
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30 of the Funniest Things Recruits Said to Drill Sergeants
‘Sir! This recruit respectfully requests to go throw up!’
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- By Ian Garner
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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- By CRACKED Store
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‘Bah Humbug!’: 15 Trivia Tidbits About Bill Murray’s ‘Scrooged’
Including the comedian who got K.O.ed and the TV trailer that almost crossed the line
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- By Zanandi Botes
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Adam Driver Takes His Place Among ‘SNL’s Dead-Serious All-Stars
Driver is one of our most intense dramatic actors — until he gets to play on ‘SNL’
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30 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of December 4, 2023
The mouse hired him to do a custom portrait
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- By Ian Garner
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5 Very Serious Laws Governing Very Silly Foods
Let us settle once and for all the question of what is a sandwich
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- By Ryan Menezes
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33 Things We’re Nostalgic for Because, Well, We Weep for the Future
In these times, who wouldn’t want to go back to those times?
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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22 Funny Misconceptions People Have About Sex
Does spooning involve actual spoons?
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- By Ian Garner
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29 Bits of Trivia That Set Sail Aboard a Tiny Ship for a Three-Hour Tour, But Got Stranded on a Desert Isle for Three Long Years
Your cure for boredom. One dose at a time
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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30 Companies That Just Could Not Put the Shovel Down
The bigger the company, the funnier the blunder
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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30 Trivia Gems Unearthed From the Knowledge Mines
Time to break up your day with some general knowledge factoids
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- By Cracked Writers, Timon DJ Spajic
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28 Crazy Stats About Money You Really Ought to Know
This is why people shove their cash in mattresses
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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44 Amazing, Real Words You Should Add to Your Vocabulary
Buckle up. We’re about to expand your vocabulary
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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