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The Funniest Jokes, Burns and One-Liners from the ‘Family Guy’ Season 22 Premiere
Lindsey Graham, Papa John’s and the guy from Counting Crows were all burnt to a crisp last night
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- By Ian Garner
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‘Student loans are basically small business loans, and the business is you. And you’re maybe not such a great business’
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- By Erik Barnes
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Bill Watterson Fans Furious Over A.I. Calvin and Hobbes
Some things are sacred, like a boy and his tiger
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- By Matt Solomon
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5 Frighteningly Funny ‘SNL’ Horror Spoofs
These comedy bits are a scream
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- By Matt Solomon
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5 People Who Straight-Up Had the Worst Day Ever
Your lunch order might be wrong, but at least you don’t have a meteorite lodged in your ribs
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- By Eli Yudin
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‘The Simpsons’ Season 35 Premiere Recap: ‘Homer’s Crossing’ Crosses Swords With Militarized Policing
The new season starts with a heavy focus on a topically touchy subject
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- By Keegan Kelly
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31 Common Misconceptions People Still Believe
CSI shows wouldn’t be nearly as exciting if they were actually based on real life
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- By Cracked Writers, Timon DJ Spajic
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30 Super Secret Cameo Appearances in Famous Movies
Celebs sure love wearing stormtrooper helmets
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- By Timon DJ Spajic, Cracked Writers
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29 Behind-the-Scenes Facts About ‘The Shining’
They do not make Jack a dull boy
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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30 Spicy Facts to Heat Up a Boring Day
There should be a Scoville scale for facts
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- By Cracked Writers, Brian C. Miller
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26 Financial Inequalities That’d Make That ‘Rich Men North of Richmond’ Guy Scurry Back Out of That Forest
Grab those adult diapers, it’s time for another sit-in on Wall Street
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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- By CRACKED Store
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17 of the Oddest Things Walmart Employees Have Encountered
Walmart is a land of oddities. These are the witnesses
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- By Ian Garner
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Fifty Years Later, ‘Exorcist’ Parodies Still Possess Us
Regan’s horrifying dance with the Devil has inspired spoofs for half a century now — and quite often, it’s been Linda Blair herself at the center of them
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- By Tim Grierson
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13 Great Jokes and Bits From Lucille Ball
Proof positive of why everyone loved Lucy
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- By Erik Barnes
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The Best Misinformation ‘The Simpsons’ Ever Taught Its Fans
Apparently, Australians don’t actually call their money ‘dollarydoos’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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5 Food Items That Were Preposterously Advertised to Build Muscles
Back in the early 20th century, whiskey and chocolate were marketed as that era’s pre-workout
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- By Ian Douglass
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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54 Zach Galifianakis Trivia Tidbits on His 54th Birthday
He’s interviewed a sitting president, and everyone laughed at him for crying at his sisters’ wedding
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- By Brian VanHooker
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Five Terrible Comedies Containing One Hilarious, Redeeming Joke
We’re going to cut to the chase and save you a lot of (un-funny) time
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- By JM McNab
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4 Petty Reasons Behind Government Lies
We can understand covering up murder, but not this
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- By Ryan Menezes
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15 Bizarrely Controversial Works of Art
That’s some provocative art there. Would be a shame if it were to… provoke someone.
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- By Mike Rampton
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23 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of September 25, 2023
Tupac jokes get a second life
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- By Ian Garner
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33 Trivia Tidbits to Impress That Date
Necrocacy (noun): a country ruled by a dead man
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- By Eric B
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