Yo, Hollywood, audiences remember what happened in the last movie. Ya know?
Have you heard the good/bad/mixed news?
The cops should simply follow the trails of honey to the villain’s hideouts. Case closed.
To those about to beef: We salute you.
Featuring very special guest JESSE THORN!
It's important Cracked announcement time, folks.
An accurate movie about Stan's life would end up pretty sordid.
Think all entertainment exists because of algorithms? Think again.
Not like this Hollywood. Not like this.
You’re too old for your teachers to confiscate it.
Wow, more like Hollyweird (EXTREMELY ORIGINAL JOKE COPYRIGHT CRACKED DOT COM 2020)
The timing couldn't be better for a Monopoly return.
We see what you did there.
Always be prepared to lowball victims.
Oh, God, please, we're begging you.
If you wear it, no one will want to talk to you anyway.
This article is about the lies comic book covers have been telling dork for close to a century.
When you laugh openly at the concept of proportionate response.
