We Figured Out The Name Of The 'Fight Club' Narrator

• By Jordan Breeding, Caleb Gritsko
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• July 03, 2020

26 Movie Effects That Look Like CGI, But Aren't

Not using CGI is now the exception.

• By AM Smiley
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• July 08, 2020

Ben Franklin’s Solution For Everything Was To Get Naked

It's very believable that he had issues with "frowzy corrupt air."

• By Jesse
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• July 09, 2020

Want To Feel Like An Adult? This Pen Will Do It For You

Nothing says 'I've made it' like an inkless pen with its own woodblock stand.

• By CRACKED Store
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• July 09, 2020

White Band Sues To Use A Black Singer's Name -- To Show They AREN'T Racist

Lady Antebellum is proving to be racist in more than just their name.

• By Dan Duddy
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• July 09, 2020

Uh, Guys, We Need To Figure This School Stuff Out

The entire American education system is already subsisting on the handful of pennies and half a Snickers they found in their pocket.

• By Amanda Mannen
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• July 09, 2020

Incredibly Stupid Man, Kanye West, Is Going To Get People Killed

Kanye West is a dangerous idiot.

• By Luis Prada
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• July 09, 2020

7 Unbelievable Shark Facts You Simply Must Believe

Because sharks deserve more than a week.

• By Shea
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• July 09, 2020

Soooo, Corona May Cause Brain Damage Too

Even if COVID-19 goes away, that doesn't mean the effects won't last.

• By Dan Duddy
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• July 09, 2020

Make Social Distancing Easier With This Bundle Featuring Rosetta Stone

You're still on the hook to find things to do while you're on your own.

• By CRACKED Store
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• July 07, 2020

The Most Egregious Hidden Genitals In Animation History

Whozits and whatzits galore

• By Jesse
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• July 09, 2020

Ash's Pokemon League Championship Was A Joke

Ash won a championship in a league full of patsies. Good job.

• By Dan Duddy
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• July 08, 2020

A-Holes Are Selling Mesh Face-Masks On Etsy

Here's how to make clear your disregard for human life wherever you go.

• By Dan Duddy
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• July 08, 2020

That Boy Ain’t Right: King Of The Hill’s Animation Do’s and Don’ts

BWAH!

• By Jesse
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• July 08, 2020

Trump Giving Friends Millions In Relief Is More Important Than Him Cheating On The SAT

Trump gave his friends and allies millions in relief money. Won't find that in the book.

• By Luis Prada
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• July 08, 2020

The Other Outbreak In America The News Forgot About

In case you thought the news didn't suck enough, here's a reminder that measles is still around.

• By Mark Hill
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• July 08, 2020

Rich Artists Pen Letter Demanding You Let Them Hate In Peace

This is truly the most oppressed anyone has been in history.

• By Amanda Mannen
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• July 08, 2020