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13 Trivia Tidbits About Area 51, Killer Toothpaste, and Bone Chandeliers
(Almost) anyone can become an alien flight attendant!
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- By Reba C, Andres Diplotti
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J.B. Smoove, Tiffany Haddish and Wesley Snipes Are Making Their Own ‘Magic Mike’
‘Back on the Strip’ is a barely clothed comedy about getting the band back together
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Five Times Joel McHale Randomly Showed Up and Made Things Better
In movies and TV shows, not life
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- By JM McNab
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Raquel Welch Was a Hilarious Menace on ‘Seinfeld’
RIP, legend
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- By Matt Solomon
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Jennifer Coolidge Got Mad at David Harbour for Not Strangling Her Hard Enough
Coolidge berated Harbour for being too gentle during one of their rougher scenes in ‘We Have a Ghost’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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The Cringiest ‘Saturday Night Live’ Monologues, According to the ‘Live From New York’ Subreddit
These hosts helped us get our wince on
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- By Matt Solomon
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15 Dumb Reasons People Have Called 911
In that Florida man’s defense… That sandwich shop totally forgot his sauce!
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- By Andres Diplotti, Jay L'Ecuyer
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Hard Nipples Break Our Brains
They are considered to make those they belong to stupider and sluttier
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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Actually, Neanderthals Were Quite Bougie
A new study reveals that their diets leaned much more modern foodie than barbaric
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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69 of the Best Matt Groening Moments on His 69th Birthday
The nicest of all birthdays
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- By Dan Fritschie
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Get 2 Months of Xbox Game Pass Ultimate for Just 10 Bucks
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- By CRACKED Store
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Calvin and Hobbes Creator Bill Watterson Is Back
But is he bringing Calvin with him?
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- By Matt Solomon
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5 Animal Actors Who Probably Should Have Been Canceled
Look, part of show business is being repeatedly headbutted by a goat.
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- By Eli Yudin
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Joan Rivers’ Venomous Hatred for Princess Diana Is Going Viral on TikTok
Rivers can still touch a nerve
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- By Matt Solomon
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15 Trivia Tidbits About 'Broad City'
TV’s best buddy comedy featuring Whole Foods hallucinations
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- By Zanandi Botes
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How Exterminators Would Kill Ant-Man, Spider-Man and Every Other Bug-Themed MCU Superhero
Take notes from some real pros, Kang the Conqueror
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- By Brian VanHooker
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Price Drop: This Fast Wireless iPhone Charger Is An Extra $10 Off Now
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- By CRACKED Store
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The Fears and Phobias of Five Historical Tough Guys
Nothing could consistently knock out Muhammad Ali quite like airplanes
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- By Amanda Mannen
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15 Painfully Uncool Past Lives of Super-Cool Celebs
Can you imagine Daniel Craig with a bowl cut? Well, you don’t have to.
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- By Andrea Meno, Andres Diplotti
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15 of the Best Self-Deprecating Jokes from Top Comedians
‘I’ve never been in an orgy, but I feel like it’d be like what happens when I try to play pickup basketball: No one passes me the ball, and everyone asks me to keep my shirt on’
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- By Dan Fritschie
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Maybe Chelsea Handler’s Video About Being Childless Is Cringe, But the Call for Her to Stay Barefoot and Pregnant Instead Is Worse
The comedian made a sketch about childlessness that Ben Shapiro and others are ludicrously claiming is a cry for help
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- By Keegan Kelly
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12 Mythbusting Moments Necessary Because Of Celebrities
How many confirmed kills does Mr. "The Sweater Terror" Rogers have, exactly?
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- By Reba C, JhallComics
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‘Last Week Tonight’ Has Aged John Oliver By Like a Hundred Years
Oliver’s before-and-after photos look like he’s been the president of a country at war for two decades
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Ben Schwartz Delivers Some Classic Misery for Your Valentine’s Day Gloom
Schwartz revisited his heartbreaking sketch about unrequited love
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