Oh, God, please, we're begging you.
Most deleted scenes were deleted with good reason.
Featuring very special guest JESSE THORN!
Always be prepared to lowball victims.
John Romulus Brinkley was the GOAT of quacks.
Wow, more like Hollyweird (EXTREMELY ORIGINAL JOKE COPYRIGHT CRACKED DOT COM 2020)
Never tell him the odds are someone's going to ask him about Han Solo
There's a fine line between genius and insanity.
Hope you cashed out!