Yo, Hollywood, audiences remember what happened in the last movie. Ya know?
Have you heard the good/bad/mixed news?
To those about to beef: We salute you.
Featuring very special guest JESSE THORN!
It's important Cracked announcement time, folks.
An accurate movie about Stan's life would end up pretty sordid.
Not like this Hollywood. Not like this.
You’re too old for your teachers to confiscate it.
Wow, more like Hollyweird (EXTREMELY ORIGINAL JOKE COPYRIGHT CRACKED DOT COM 2020)
The timing couldn't be better for a Monopoly return.
Always be prepared to lowball victims.
Oh, God, please, we're begging you.
If you wear it, no one will want to talk to you anyway.