Some cities have bizarre problems that are uniquely their own.
Have you heard the good/bad/mixed news?
To those about to beef: We salute you.
Featuring very special guest JESSE THORN!
Hindsight is the year 2020.
Yo, Hollywood, audiences remember what happened in the last movie. Ya know?
It's important Cracked announcement time, folks.
An accurate movie about Stan's life would end up pretty sordid.
Wow, more like Hollyweird (EXTREMELY ORIGINAL JOKE COPYRIGHT CRACKED DOT COM 2020)
Not like this Hollywood. Not like this.
You’re too old for your teachers to confiscate it.
The timing couldn't be better for a Monopoly return.
Always be prepared to lowball victims.