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35 of the Funniest Tweets from December 5, 2023
New Cheetos mascot incoming…
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0 28 Grab-Bag Facts to Gobble into Your Brainfolds
Get ‘em in there!
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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The Completely Necessary Deep Dive On Matt Rife's Dental Work
Internet detectives investigate whether Rife's teeth are real or not -- but the secret's already out
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- By Keegan Kelly
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How Big Are These Things vs. Those Things? Dude, You Have No Idea
But how can one microscopic thing weigh as much as 200 million other microscopic things?!
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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Hugh Grant Hated Playing An Oompa Loompa Even More Than We’ll Hate Watching Him Do It
"I couldn’t have hated the whole thing more," Grant said of the filming process of the prequel no one asked for
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- By Keegan Kelly
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34 Landmarks From Around the Globe That Carmen Sandiego Wouldn’t Touch With a One-Hundred-Story Tower
Welcome to The Gates of Hell! No, you’re not dead. It’s a real place here on Earth
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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23 TV Episodes That Surprised Even the Most Jaded Viewers
We still haven’t recovered from Omar’s death on ‘The Wire’
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 Monsters That Were Just Optical Illusions
Legends tell of a lady that was also a vase
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- By Eli Yudin
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The Best ‘Simpsons’ Jokes About How Overweight Homer Is
Fans choose their favorite ‘Simpsons’ fat jokes from the all-you-can-eat canon
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘Thank You for Being a Friend’: 15 Trivia Tidbits About ‘The Golden Girls’
Guess which one secretly hated all that cheesecake
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- By Zanandi Botes
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The Best Joke and Worst Joke George Carlin Ever Told
We sorted through thousands of Carlin bits so you don’t have to
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- By Matt Solomon
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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4 Awful Mishaps that Befell People on Vacation
Vacations can result in awkwardness and/or death
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- By Ryan Menezes
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33 of the Wildest, Funniest or Weirdest Things People Did in Their Sleep
One sleepwalker completely disassembled their phone
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29 Mysterious Bits of Trivia That Appear to Have Been Transmitted Eons Ago From the Darkest Corners of the Universe
Who cares where they came from? Just stuff ‘em in your brain!
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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Did John Cleese Dream That Monty Python Was Canceled?
Cleese says that sleep was his secret to successful comedy writing
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36 Stats and Facts Not Even Human Computers Can Quite Believe
As we gathered these, our computer was all like, ’Wait… What?!’
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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Scientologist ‘Cheers’ Star Kirstie Alley Refused to Appear on ‘Frasier’ Because He’s A Psychiatrist
Rebecca Howe was the only main character from ‘Cheers’ to never cameo in ‘Frasier’
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28 Weird Science Facts Behind Love, Relationships and Breakups
She blinded me with science!
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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23 of the Funniest Tweets from December 4, 2023
George Santos pulling a Mrs. Doubtfire would be hilarious
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- By Ian Garner
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The Four Worst Canadian Comedies to Leak Across the Border
Even John Candy couldn’t save these Canuck stinkers
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- By Matt Solomon
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34 Little Ways We Learned to Make Our Day a Little Better
As they say, it’s the little things that matter most
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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Matt Rife Is Such A Great Comic That He Needs Jordan Peterson to Explain Why He’s Funny
Rife reached out to appear on the controversial conservative commentators podcast where they discussed Rife’s comedy with all the humor of a root-canal treatment
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- By Keegan Kelly
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