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Reminder: Stormtroopers Are the Bad Guys, Guys
Call us crazy, but a faceless army of space-fascists shouldn't be on kids' lunchboxes.
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- By Eirik Gumeny
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2 5 Ridiculous Ways Real Spies Got Caught
Thankfully, not everyone's a master of stealth, and so we managed to bring the following spies to justice, thanks to their bumbling incompetence.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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What 'Fast And Furious' Can Learn From Its Bollywood Counterpart
If 'Fast and Furious' wants to keep the fun going even a little bit longer, it wouldn't hurt to take notes.
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- By Dan Duddy
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55 Strange Facts About Famous Events From History
History contains a lot of stuff, but we don't know much about it.
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- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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Lorde's New Single 'Solar Power' Was Likely Inspired By Larry David's Vacation Home
Lorde Your Enthusiasm?
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- By Carly Tennes
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Ding-Dong Central Revs Up Over A Cicada On Biden's Shoulder
(cicada) screams internally.
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- By Carly Tennes
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15 Movies That Took Their Sweet Time Getting Made
We're lucky these aren't still in pre-production.
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- By Andres Diplotti
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American Soldiers Would Sometimes Risk Their Lives For Ice Cream (VIDEO)
Jordan Breeding of Cracked and Karl Smallwood of Fact Fiend head back to World War II to discuss how freaking obsessed Americans are with ice cream, how nuts the British go for tea, and how nobody really likes carrots. It's a history lesson, kids.
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- By Karl Smallwood, Jordan Breeding
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14 Weird Things Animals Can Do That You Can't
"Primary" is in the eye of the beholder.
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- By Cracked Writers, Jesse
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Cool Dads Carry Cool Things In Their Pockets
If there's anything dads love more than their children, it's carrying stuff in their pockets.
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- By CRACKED Store
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Velma Is East Asian In Mindy Kaling's New Scooby-Doo Spinoff, And Racists Are Being Crybabies About It
Ugh.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Tell Us Now: 18 Sequels That Ruined The Original Movie
Sometimes it's best to leave well enough alone...
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- By Cracked Readers, Shea
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4 Famous People Driven Insane By Ayn Rand
A bunch of Rand-worshipping bozos fought reality and lost, and you might know some of them.
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- By Mark Hill
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How Scientology Allegedly Tried To Take Over A City In Florida
Oh dear Xenu.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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13 Splendidly Fascinating Now-You-Know Facts About The British Royal Family
Her Majesty was so not amused, she hid in a bush to show it.
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- By Andrea Meno
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Father's Day Gifts For Outdoorsy Dads
Who's getting top billing in the will? That's right, you are!
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- By CRACKED Store
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4 Toilet Habits From Around The World (That Will Surprise The Average American)
Like Kit Kat flavors, there is an entire universe of different toilets designs out there.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Attorney General Garland Says Investigating How ProPublica Obtained Billionaire Tax Data Is 'At The Top Of My List'
Priorities!
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- By Carly Tennes
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Did Lorde Release "Solar Power" For The Sole Purpose Of Making A Butt Joke?
Here's what we know about the singer's cheeky move.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Cut For Time: 13 Hilarious SNL Sketches That Never Made It To Air
On the Internet, there’s no such thing as “not enough time to air your sketch.”
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- By Matt Solomon
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14 Accidentally Offensive Modern Advertisements
Swing and a miss.
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- By Cracked Writers, Jesse
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At Least 13 Indonesian McDonalds Locations Forced To Shutter Due To Popularity of BTS Meal
Fans may have a little too much love for the Boy(s) With Luv.
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- By Carly Tennes
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13 Now-You-Know Facts About Planes, Trains, and...Ships
Cruise ships have a morbid side...
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- By Shea
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