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20 Facts That Are Better to Learn Late Than Never
A delayed game will eventually be good, unless it's ‘Duke Nukem Forever.’
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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10 Toxic Behaviors That Derail A Dungeons & Dragons Game
Get off your damn phone Brian.
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- By Carolyn Page
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Nintendo Considered Making Pikachu Buff For American Audiences
There's a parallel universe where Pikachu got disqualified for taking roids.
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- By Tiago Svn
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Outrageously Raunchy Easter Eggs In 'Magic: The Gathering'
Does Hasbro know about these? No one tell them, they're hilarious.
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- By Carolyn Page
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Popes and Prohibition: The Surprisingly Sinister History of Coffee
Even today, a cup of coffee can feel like a spiritual experience under the right (read: hungover) circumstances.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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4 Myths About Space We Believe Because Of Movies
Space is kind of an a-hole, you guys.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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YouTube Troll Bites Off More Than They Can Chew, Gets Sued For 7 Million Dollars
Never trust an online friend.
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- By Carolyn Page
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4 Recent Movies That Have Already Aged Terribly
We were so young in … 2020.
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- By JM McNab
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6 Ways Satan Influenced The Course Of American History
We had 666 ways at first, but the article was way too long.
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- By Edison McManus
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Toy Nerds Can Get a Kid-Friendly 3D Printer for 20% Off This July 4th
You’re not too old to make your own toys, and we’ll beat up anyone who tells you otherwise.
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- By CRACKED Store
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5 Things About Vikings That We Get All Wrong
Unfortunately, thanks to centuries of misinformation in scholarly histories and in popular culture, most people suffer from a variety of misconceptions about the Vikings, from who they were to when they were active to what, exactly, they did.
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- By Jess Nevins
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16 Facts About Fictional U.S. Presidents (Because the Real Ones Are Disappointments)
Really, how do we go get to vote for these?
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- By Erik Barnes, Andres Diplotti
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Empires of Crap - Billy Bowles: Teen Prince Of Florida
Imagine if a person tried to live their dreams only to discover that they actually were a charismatic leader, a talented pirate, and a surprisingly good escape artist. That's the story of Willam Augustus Bowles, aspiring King of Florida, who lived one of the coolest lives of the 18th century before his own delusions of grandeur ate him alive ...
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- By Alex Hanton
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4 Weirdest Moments In 'Sonic The Hedgehog' History
Sonic never goes faster than when he's trying to be weird.
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- By Tiago Svn
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5 Tips For Fully Dissociating At Your July 4th BBQ
How to celebrate America while completely pushing its horrors out of your mind!
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- By Eli Yudin
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Wash Your Butt Like a Civilized Person With This Bidet, 20% Off This July 4th
We're not embarrassed at Cracked to admit that we love a warm shot of water to the butthole.
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- By CRACKED Store
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‘Westworld’ Is Copying The Original Movies’ Dumb Mistakes
These violent delights have confusing ends.
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- By JM McNab
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20 Facts Uncovered For Every Fact Explorer
A Jordache Jeans blimp crashed in the same place as the Hindenburg.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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Humans Are Evolving? Not So Fast.
Humans might evolve no further. Good.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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12 Out-Of-This-World NASA Facts
Find out why NASA's most accurate calculations only use 15 digits of pi.
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- By Shea
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7 Adorable Animals From Gaming (That Keep Committing Atrocities)
They're so cute but someone really should stop them.
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- By Carolyn Page
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'The Thing' Actually Had A Good Sequel Few Know About
History has already vindicated the film; it's time for the video game to follow suit.
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- By Tiago Svn
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PETA Once Made A Game Where Mario Skins A Tanuki
My man Mario is a monster.
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- By Carolyn Page
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