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‘Scrubs’ Creator Bill Lawrence Threatens That Reunion Movie Is ‘Inevitable’
The series should have gotten a DNR after its unimpressive ninth season
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0 12 People Who Retaliated Against Minor Slights in Petty and Over-the-Top Ways
Zach Braff once assaulted a preteen because he thought he vandalized his car.
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- By Andrea Meno, Andres Diplotti
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Iconic Comedy Duos That Could Give the Disgusting Brothers from 'Succession' a Run for Their Money
If only Logan Roy's security cams could capture some of this action.
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- By Matt Solomon
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Bill Maher Mistakenly Believes That There Are No Nepo Babies in Pro Sports
The son of a radio announcer called professional sports the last true meritocracies
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Chanel West Coast Leaves ‘Ridiculousness’ After 30 Seasons. Also, ‘Ridiculousness’ Has 30 Seasons?
What’s another 10 or 20 seasons when you’re the only thing MTV has got?
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- By Matt Solomon
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Kevin Nealon Explains How Schwarzenegger Killed the ‘Hans and Franz’ Movie Musical
They wanted to crack (clap) you up
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- By Matt Solomon
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Five Things We Learned From the ‘Clue’ Documentary
Other than who killed Mr. Boddy
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- By JM McNab
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5 Surefire Ways to Piss Off Your Bartender, According to Bartenders
Oh lord, not the egg whites
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- By Eli Yudin
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For Thirty Bucks, You Can Watch Jeanie Buss and the Laker Girls Open for Jay Mohr
What do you call 12 millionaires around a TV watching the NBA Finals? The Los Angeles Lakers
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- By Matt Solomon
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Sad Epilogues for Real-Life ‘Seinfeld’ Characters
Thank god ‘Seinfeld’ wasn’t this depressing
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- By JM McNab
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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- By CRACKED Store
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The 10 Best Robots on ‘Futurama’ as Determined by ChatGPT
This stupid thing told me Kif was a robot. Don’t worry, I let him have it
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- By Brian VanHooker
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Ben Schwartz on His Love of Improv, Playing Sonic and Almost Missing Out on Jean-Ralphio
The prolific 41-year-old actor and comedian has several projects on the way, including ‘Renfield’ with Nicolas Cage. But as he tells Cracked, the rejections still hurt — and the memories of the early years of struggle remain
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- By Tim Grierson
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‘Succession’s Logan Roy Asked for a Roast, So We Gave Him One
Logan’s Waystar minions were too scared to do it in the Season Four premiere. But not us
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- By Tara Ariano
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13 Bits Of Trivia That Lit Up Long-Forgotten Neural Pathways In Our Brains
Aber-clam Lincoln lives.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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Hall of Shame Moments from Five Blockbuster Comedies
Listen, not every joke can be a winner, okay
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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12 Archeological Discoveries That Would Have Made Indiana Jones Run In Breathless Terror
In ancient Rome, the poor were thrown into pits of corpses, garbage, and excrement.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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11 Entertainers Who Were Weekend-at-Bernie's'd for Too Long
Take off that oxygen mask and recite these lines, Brando!
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, JhallComics
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Don’t Worry: The Other Person Hates Themselves During Awkward Small Talk, Too
Is there really that much to say about the weather anyway?
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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The 10 Best Dark Humor Jokes from George Carlin
‘There is something refreshingly ironic about people lying on the beach contracting skin cancer in an attempt to acquire a purely illusory appearance of good health, while germ-laden medical waste washes up on the sand all around them’
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- By Dan Fritschie
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The Best ‘Simpsons’ Episode for Every Simpsons Family Member
They are the very family that makes Springfield — and the show — go ‘round
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- By Neil Arsenty
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The Funniest Cults Lurking in Comedies
The good part about cults is getting to make fun of them
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- By Zanandi Botes
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5 Millionaires Who Suffered Ignominious Deaths
‘Wait. With my money, I though I’d live forever!’
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- By Ryan Menezes
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