Will someone please think of the poor corporate conglomerates?!
Please don't hex us, Alan Moore
These hilarious stories should have been taught in every school.
Telling a child 'no' comes with inherent risks.
And they're all on sale!
It's time to start an 'awful swag' collection.
Cash rules everything around you (and in the weirdest ways).
One egg is hardly a balanced breakfast, but it'll have to do.
The Illuminati make it look so easy.
Is no dove dome safe?
All Cops Are Babies
Perfect for hiding behind space trees.
Not all heroes wear capes. Many of them wear their Netflix Binge Sweatpants.
Don't sweat the small stuff.
It involves an alleged assassination attempt, illegally shipped condoms, and a man with a vision.
Get ready to put your fist through a wall.
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The US Navy filed a patent for an aircraft that can 'engineer the fabric of our reality.'
Some of the most historical sites in the world are just trying to compete with Disneyland.
And you thought your hobbies were weird.
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