3 Uncomfortably Randy Movie Novelizations - Your Brain On Cracked

Doctor Jordan is off the clock this week as he slips into something more comfortable and makes us all extremely uncomfortable.

• By Jordan Breeding, Caleb Gritsko
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• May 29, 2020

Was Logan Paul Zapped By A De-Douching Ray?

• By Archie Grimm
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• June 03, 2020

More Hell Dinosaurs That Will Haunt Your Dreams

Honestly? Thank god for the asteroid.

• By Jesse Eisemann
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• June 03, 2020

Create Cool Illustrations Without Any Artistic Talent

Don't rob a bank to hire a designer. Honestly, that sounds like way more work than this program.

• By CRACKED Store
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• June 04, 2020

Dude, It's Only June.

2020 is a year we'll never forget and it's not even half over.

• By Dan Duddy
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• June 03, 2020

Does America Need a Kevin James Nazi Movie Right Now?

Read the room, Paul Blart.

• By JM McNab
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• June 03, 2020

Mark Zuckerberg Continues To Suck

Zuck might snap his spin in half bending over backwards to not piss off republicans.

• By Luis Prada
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• June 03, 2020

Casual Sex Sleepovers Are Now A Crime In Great Britain

No sex outside of wedlockdown.

• By Cedric Voets
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• June 03, 2020

LAPD's Commissioner Getting Clowned On Zoom Was Delightful

For anyone craving a bit of catharsis during all of this violence, trust us, this is better than porn.

• By Dan Duddy
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• June 03, 2020

Make Social Distancing Fun With This Outdoor Gear

Have you seen the outside lately? There’s, like, so much of it.

• By CRACKED Store
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• June 02, 2020

The Bonkers On All Levels 90's Movie

Demanding movie stars, a warlock, and a runaway director.

• By Shea
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• June 03, 2020

'Blackout Tuesday' Immediately Sank Because White Supporters Couldn't Shut Up

Gotta keep those hearts coming at any cost, to the point of metaphysical contradiction.

• By Amanda Mannen
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• June 03, 2020

Maybe Chill A Bit On Comparing Political Strife To Nerdy Pop Culture

Maybe Sonic The Hedgehog Isn't the best way to express your #BLM support?

• By Luis Prada
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• June 03, 2020

The Dark War Behind Pokemon History

The Great Pokemon War Theory will grab you by the Pokeballs.

• By Dan Duddy
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• June 02, 2020

Shut The F Up About Looting Macy's

How do you compare the destruction of large retail chains to what happens to Black people everyday? I don't know, but people are trying.

• By Dan Duddy
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• June 02, 2020

Darkly Funny Moments That It's OK To Laugh At

There's a fine line between screaming and laughing.

• By Andrea Meno
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• June 02, 2020

Stormtroopers Are A Dumb Choice To Promote Social Distancing at Disney World

Read the room, Disney.

• By JM McNab
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• June 02, 2020