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The Best Tweets Roasting Jennifer Lawrence, The Self-Proclaimed 'First Female Action Star'
Lawrence claimed that "nobody had ever put a woman in the lead of an action movie" before she did 'Hunger Games'
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8 15 Hall Of Fame Jokes From Celebrities Not Known For Being Funny
Once you puked with Sylvia Plath, you were friends forever.
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- By Dan Fritschie
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15 Times Beloved Shows Switched Genres For One Episode
The Season 2 finale of 'Community' went Wild West with a paintball competition.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Andrea Meno
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5 American Foods Deemed Unfit for Human Consumption Overseas
This pig was killed after it got so sick it couldn’t stand up, but the meat should be fine
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- By Eli Yudin
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The Anarchic Banned Comedy At The Top Of The New List Of The Greatest Films Of All-Time
Not a ton of comedies cracked Sight and Sound's famed “Greatest Films of All Time” poll, but 1966 'Daisies' did. And it is a trip.
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- By JM McNab
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Adam Sandler Was Gonna Quit 'Airheads' If They Didn't Cast Brendan Fraser
Sandler issued an ultimatum to get the 'Encino Man' star cast in a box office bomb
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- By Keegan Kelly
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The Time George from 'Seinfeld' Tried to Murder Columbo Live on Stage
In 1999, George Costanza and Lieutenant Columbo starred in a play that seemed to be about Y2K
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Parrot Fever: The Forgotten Bird Murder Pandemic of 1929
When parrots and their owners started dropping dead, people were primed to react like Muppets in a burning building.
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- By Amanda Mannen, Andres Diplotti
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Drew Barrymore Wants Cameron Diaz to Do a 'Planes, Trains and Automobiles' Remake With Her
Barrymore told Adam Sandler that she thinks she should take over for John Candy
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- By Keegan Kelly
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24 Hours Only: An Echo Dot Is Just $19
That's less than $20 to get out of the shambles.
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- By CRACKED Store
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A Russian Defector Thought The U.S. Was So Amazing, It Had To Be Fake
How can Americans live in such luxury? This Walmart is clearly just a movie set.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Bonkers Comedy Sequels We Almost Got
Sometimes the sequel siren song gets so desperate that the ideas get way out there
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- By Zanandi Botes
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The Forgotten Bo Burnham Sitcom That Predicted the Future
Zach Stone was America’s first social media influencer
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- By Matt Solomon
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Kenan Thompson Spills Tea On Why Pete Davidson's So Popular With The Ladies, Besides His BDE
It has been zero days since someone from 'SNL' has reminded us of Pete's prodigious package.
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- By Keegan Kelly
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15 Off-The-Wall Pieces of Advice From TV Dads
Red Forman makes a great point about nipples.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Jay L'Ecuyer
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Wanna Smell Rich? Elon’s Musk Is Here to Take Your Holiday by Storm
This cologne may not be an ethically challenging fountain of youth, but it smells pretty good, too.
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Remembering When Helen Hunt Threw Herself Out A Two-Story Window On Angel Dust
It’s like if a bunch of ‘80s guidance counselors tried to write an episode of Euphoria.
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Comedic Characters Who Were Secretly F-Yous
The best comedies have laughs *and* acts of petty revenge.
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- By JM McNab
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Mindy Kaling Says You Couldn't Make 'The Office' Today -- But You Totally Could
'The Office' is still one of the most popular shows in the world, yet Kaling says it would be a flop if it premiered today
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Terrifying Things Surgeons Do To Your Body (VIDEO)
Leeches!?
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- By Jordan Breeding
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5 Absurdly Expensive Vanity Projects That Cost Countries Millions
Cool statue! Just maybe not "50 million dollars" cool.
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- By Eli Yudin
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A Whole Village Lost Power So One Guy Could See His Girlfriend
He turned down the power, so he could turn up the romance.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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67 of the Best Steven Wright Jokes on His 67th Birthday
Strip your voice of any indication that you’re alive and recite these over and over for Steven’s birthday — thanks
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- By Dan Fritschie
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