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A Guy Ate A Pepper So Hot That It Ripped A Hole in His Throat
Yes, spicy vomit can kill you
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- By Ryan Menezes
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0 15 Bill Hicks Jokes for the Hall of Fame
"I believe God created me in one day. Yeah, looks like He rushed it.”
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- By Dan Fritschie
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Mr. Bean’s Excessively Long Troll Move on Alan Rickman While Making ‘Love Actually’
It drove Rickman so crazy he almost went all Hans Gruber
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- By JM McNab
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Brian Posehn on His New Special, Mr. Show and Apex Nerdom
The biggest nerd in comedy is back
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- By Matt Solomon
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4 Comforting Facts About Uncomfortable Subjects
Look on the very slightly brighter side of life!
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- By Eli Yudin
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15 Hygiene Mistakes That We As a Society Refuse to Stop Making
We’re a nation of dirty, germ-ridden people, and we just can’t help it.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Andrea Meno
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‘48 Hrs.’ at 40: How Eddie Murphy’s First Movie Birthed the Buddy-Cop Comedy
The 1982 hit inspired everything from ‘Lethal Weapon’ to ‘Rush Hour.’ But on its 40th anniversary, we pay tribute to a movie that’s actually very different from the films that copied its formula
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- By Tim Grierson
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The Time George from 'Seinfeld' Tried to Murder Columbo Live on Stage
In 1999, George Costanza and Lieutenant Columbo starred in a play that seemed to be about Y2K
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Adam Sandler Was Gonna Quit 'Airheads' If They Didn't Cast Brendan Fraser
Sandler issued an ultimatum to get the 'Encino Man' star cast in a box office bomb
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Parrot Fever: The Forgotten Bird Murder Pandemic of 1929
When parrots and their owners started dropping dead, people were primed to react like Muppets in a burning building.
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- By Amanda Mannen, Andres Diplotti
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Get This Heated Vest For Winter On Sale For 24 Hours Only
Before you know it, you'll be saying smug shit like, "Why would anybody want the same exact weather every day of the year?"
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The Best Tweets Roasting Jennifer Lawrence, The Self-Proclaimed 'First Female Action Star'
Lawrence claimed that "nobody had ever put a woman in the lead of an action movie" before she did 'Hunger Games'
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- By Keegan Kelly
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The Anarchic Banned Comedy At The Top Of The New List Of The Greatest Films Of All-Time
Not a ton of comedies cracked Sight and Sound's famed “Greatest Films of All Time” poll, but 1966 'Daisies' did. And it is a trip.
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- By JM McNab
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Drew Barrymore Wants Cameron Diaz to Do a 'Planes, Trains and Automobiles' Remake With Her
Barrymore told Adam Sandler that she thinks she should take over for John Candy
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- By Keegan Kelly
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15 Hall Of Fame Jokes From Celebrities Not Known For Being Funny
Once you puked with Sylvia Plath, you were friends forever.
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- By Dan Fritschie
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A Russian Defector Thought The U.S. Was So Amazing, It Had To Be Fake
How can Americans live in such luxury? This Walmart is clearly just a movie set.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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24 Hours Only: An Echo Dot Is Just $19
That's less than $20 to get out of the shambles.
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- By CRACKED Store
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Bonkers Comedy Sequels We Almost Got
Sometimes the sequel siren song gets so desperate that the ideas get way out there
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- By Zanandi Botes
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The Forgotten Bo Burnham Sitcom That Predicted the Future
Zach Stone was America’s first social media influencer
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- By Matt Solomon
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5 American Foods Deemed Unfit for Human Consumption Overseas
This pig was killed after it got so sick it couldn’t stand up, but the meat should be fine
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- By Eli Yudin
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15 Times Beloved Shows Switched Genres For One Episode
The Season 2 finale of 'Community' went Wild West with a paintball competition.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Andrea Meno
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Kenan Thompson Spills Tea On Why Pete Davidson's So Popular With The Ladies, Besides His BDE
It has been zero days since someone from 'SNL' has reminded us of Pete's prodigious package.
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- By Keegan Kelly
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15 Off-The-Wall Pieces of Advice From TV Dads
Red Forman makes a great point about nipples.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Jay L'Ecuyer
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Remembering When Helen Hunt Threw Herself Out A Two-Story Window On Angel Dust
It’s like if a bunch of ‘80s guidance counselors tried to write an episode of Euphoria.
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- By Keegan Kelly
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