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CBS Didn’t Want Carol Burnett’s Birthday Special, Just Like They Didn’t Want Her Show in the First Place
More people watched ‘Carol Burnett: 90 Years of Laughter + Love’ than currently live in Arizona, but CBS thought we’d rather see another rerun of ‘FBI’
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0 ‘The Bonfire of the Vanities’ Is the Tom Hanks Movie That Tom Hanks Would Like to Forget
Recently, the Oscar-winning legend admitted he hates some of his own films. He wouldn’t say which ones, but he’s never been shy about regretting starring in that 1990 debacle
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‘South Park’ Fans Are Risking It All for the Chance to Eat at the New Casa Bonita
One superfan has spent a week in his car hoping to gain entrance to the restaurant
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- By Ian Garner
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15 of the Best Jokes from Dana Carvey and Wayne Brady on Their Shared Birthday
The two comedy legends share a birthday and the uncanny ability crack everyone up
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- By Erik Barnes
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5 Sports Rules Designed for the Unlikeliest of Circumstances
Ah yes, it’s the Ken rule. We made that because of Ken
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 of the Most Disgusting Ways People Have Tried to Predict the Future
You’re one burned sheep’s liver away from hitting the lottery
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- By Eli Yudin
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13 Hometown Heroes With Complicated Relationships with Their Hometown
The Clash said it best… “Should I stay or should I go?”
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- By Andres Diplotti, Jay L'Ecuyer
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These Are the Facts: It’s 15 Trivia Tidbits About ‘Animaniacs’
Including the revelation that there’s a fourth Warner sibling
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This ‘That ‘70s Show’ Joke Hits Very Differently After Danny Masterson’s Rape Conviction
An out-of-context screenshot from the first-season episode ‘Eric’s Burger Job’ is making the rounds on Twitter
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Aubrey Plaza’s Promotional Push for Big Milk Has Turned Completely Sour
April Ludgate soured on plant milk, but the vegans are punching back
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13 Silly Celebrity Cameos Where They Literally Could Have Gotten Someone from a Temp Agency
Many cameos are fun and satisfying. These ain't them.
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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- By CRACKED Store
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‘No One Can Really Get it Wrong Unless They Call Me Kenneth’: Eddie Izzard Clarifies Her Name and Pronouns
The comedian offered up the chillest, most graceful explanation of how she would like to be addressed
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- By Ian Garner
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Dana Carvey Refused to Let Robin Williams Anywhere Near the Church Lady
Carvey worried that Enid Strict would need a stretcher once Williams was done with her
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Elon Musk Says ‘The Essence of Comedy Is to Reveal the Truth’ While Twitter Helps Authoritarian Governments Conceal the Truth
Musk blasts liberals for being untruthful while he helps despots silence detractors
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The Downcycled Art That Turns Peter Griffin into Jesus Christ
Texas-based artist and tattooer Tyler Turnbull is painting ‘silly things into unloved art’
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- By Ian Garner
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27 Movies About A Guy Who Really Sucks
At the very least, these cinematic bottom-feeders will make you feel better about yourself
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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13 Dark Humor Jokes from Samantha Bee
Few navigate the darkness of the modern news cycle as sharply as Bee
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- By Erik Barnes
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‘Simpsons’-Inspired Steamed Hams Lager Goes Great with Burgers
A former ‘Simpsons’ writer teamed up with a Portland brewery to make the perfect pairing for a patented Skinner burger
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Five Fires That Never, Ever Stop Burning
As Billy Joel once said, ‘They’ve been burning since the world’s been turning’ — and show no signs of stopping (that last part is us, not Billy Joel)
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16 Trivia Tidbits About ‘Knocked Up’ for Its 16th Anniversary
That birthing scene was, surprisingly, almost way worse
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If ‘Ted Lasso’ Is Really Over, It’s Time for Jason Sudeikis to Bring Back ‘Two A-Holes’
The Emmy-winning star may have just put the finishing touches on his acclaimed show that celebrated decency. But years ago, he and Kristen Wiig concocted a brilliant ‘SNL’ sketch about entitlement and rudeness that’s its fascinating polar opposite
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5 Dating Shows That Deserve A Restraining Order
They achieved the incredible feat of making dating worse
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- By Eli Yudin
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