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15 Rita Rudner Jokes for the Hall of Fame

‘I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.’

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By Dan Fritschie

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February 01, 2023

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All the Ways Scientists Have Theorized That Jack Could Fit on That Damn Door

Even James Cameron has gotten in on the action, because of course he has

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By Amanda Mannen

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February 01, 2023

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The 4 Most Absurd Assassination Attempts on World Leaders

Hey, does this toothpaste taste like dengue to anyone else?

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By Eli Yudin

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February 01, 2023

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This ‘Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic’ Bundle Will Give Your Inner Child the Warm Fuzzies

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By CRACKED Store

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January 28, 2023

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15 Incredibly Rude, Crude, Stupid Notes From Movie & TV Execs

Execs asked John Carpenter to make his aliens cannibals.

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By Andres Diplotti, Andrea Meno

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February 01, 2023

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‘Saturday Night Live’ Accidentally Predicted Kevin Spacey’s Awfulness

‘Kevin Spacey is a creep’ was a hilarious joke in 1997

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By JM McNab

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February 01, 2023

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It’s Been Over Ten Years Since Steve-O Blessed Us With ‘Fear Factor’ Meets ‘American Idol’

‘Killer Karaoke’ was basically what would happen if the ‘Jackass’ guys started a singing competition

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By Keegan Kelly

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January 31, 2023

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15 TV Shows Built Around Babies and Animals That Are Absolute Garbage

We’ve already heard everything a baby and a dog have to say. Please, no more!

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By Jay L'Ecuyer, JhallComics

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January 31, 2023

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Hide Your Pocket Sand, ‘King of the Hill’ is Coming Back

Mike Judge, Greg Daniels and the rest of the ‘King of the Hill’ crew are officially coming back to Arlen

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By Keegan Kelly

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January 31, 2023

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Build Your Own Retro Games Console With This Awesome Kit

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By CRACKED Store

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January 27, 2023

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Infinite A.I. Generated ‘Seinfeld’ Simulates What Purgatory Would Be Like for the Real Jerry

What is the deal with endless computer-generated nightmares?

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By Keegan Kelly

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January 31, 2023

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2023 Oscar Best Picture Nominees As Explained By Larry David in ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’

This Twitter account summarized the field of Oscar-worthy films using only ‘Curb’ clips and screenshots

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By Keegan Kelly

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January 31, 2023

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5 Times Kevin Conroy Was The Best Batman (VIDEO)

NO ARGUMENTS.

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By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz

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January 31, 2023

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The 10 Best ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’ Cold Opens

They’re far from just a start — they’re an absolute art form

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By Amanda Mannen

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January 31, 2023

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5 Tales of Friendship Between Enemies During War

War, huh, yeah. What is it good for? Absolutely friendship

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By Ryan Menezes

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January 31, 2023

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The Disowned Dan Aykroyd Movie That Prompted A Murder Investigation

How did a long-forgotten buddy movie attract the homicide division?

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By Mike Rampton

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January 31, 2023

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Dolly Parton’s Best Jokes About Dolly Parton’s Boobs

‘I don’t know if I’m supporting them, or they’re supporting me’

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By Dan Fritschie

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January 31, 2023

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