Is making no sense part of the evil plan?
Because music makes the world go 'round.
The only thing you'll be making healthier is some grifter’s bank account.
The thing about plot twists is that they almost never make sense on repeat viewing.
'Star Wars' has thoroughly sold out.
Alexa, open the pod-bay doors.
Who among us hasn't stepped out of the house, gotten absent-minded, and come back with a quarter of Earth's land?
There is no limit to the amount of stuff your home absolutely freaking NEEDS.
Savor every moment of your youth!
Let us pitch you a sitcom ...
Man, 2006 was a screwed-up year.
The Epic March Of Progress contains more alchemy, owl-eating, and drunk moose than you ever knew.
Welcome to Monsters 101. No sharpening wooden stakes in class.
Sometimes the silliest goofballs get away with the vilest things.
Because Moby has friends in the intelligence community.
Scrooge McDuck is real, guys.
People will do anything to keep their shady acts secret.
Some people in entertainment don't even bother trying to come up with fresh ideas.
