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8 Jokes From 1994 That Hold Up Today (and 5 That Don't)
We'll let you guess who doesn't hold up. It isn't hard.
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- By Dan Fritschie
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5 The Highest Highs And Lowest Lows Of Sports Comedy
These sports comedies are a strike!
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- By JhallComics, Jay L'Ecuyer
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It's Called Soccer!
Christian Pulisic has propelled the USMNT into the next round of the World Cup as Twitter buzzes with his rallying cry
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- By Keegan Kelly
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15 Pieces Of News That Fried Our Frontal Cortex
Mike Tyson wants you to eat ears, too.
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- By Andrea Meno, Andres Diplotti
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Kathryn Hahn Confesses Her Amish Fetish
As she explained to Jimmy Kimmel, she’s always wanted a luddite lover
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Jesse Eisenberg's New Comedy Looks Insufferable
The newly released trailer for A24's 'When You Finish Saving the World' reeks of "kids these days" condescension
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- By Keegan Kelly
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5 Greek Curses That Show the Gods Needed to Chill
You try to seduce Zeus’ wife ONCE and you’re tortured for eternity
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- By Eli Yudin
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Roy Wood Jr. Brilliantly Boils Down All of the Hand-Wringing About What Comedians Can and Cannot Say to A Single Sentence
‘This demand to exist in a space where there is no criticism or accountability, I don’t think that’s realistic,’ said Wood
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘Miracle on 34th Street’: The Anti-Capitalist Satire Hiding Inside A Family Classic
‘Miracle on 34th Street’ could have more accurately been titled ‘Santa Claus Conquers Capitalism.’
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- By JM McNab
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You Can Still Get This E-Bike For A Cyber Monday Price
We’re extending Cyber Monday through November 30 because we don’t respect the laws of time and space.
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- By CRACKED Store
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"F--- Every Other Comedian!" Adam Sandler's Gotham Acceptance Speech Was An Expletive-Ridden Rant Written By His Kids
Adam Sandler's daughters had a lot to say to the independent film community about their dad's career.
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- By Keegan Kelly
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People Would Like James Corden More If He Were Simply Peter the Rabbit All the Time
Even when ordering a salad, he’s far more palatable as a woodland creature
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- By Jocelyn Coffman
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- By Jesse
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Pearl Harbor Shipwrecks Are Still Leaking Oil 80 Years Later
The upside: pretty oil rainbows.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Steve Martin Reveals Why He Got Into Comedy Movies — And Why He Got Out
He got tired of the movies just when the movies got tired of him
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- By Matt Solomon
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Save on Microsoft Office and Six Top-Rated Programs for $60 This Cyber Monday
Get a lifetime subscription to Microsoft Office, Ivacy VPN and more for 98% off.
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- By CRACKED Store
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George Carlin Loved Carrot Top's Act, According To Carrot Top
Carlin apparently told the infamous prop comic, ‘Never give the audience the upper hand, never cut yourself short’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Freud's Cocaine: The 15 Most Unexpected Items in the Library of Congress
There may very well even be a little of you in there.
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- By Amanda Mannen, JhallComics
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Jim Carrey Wanted To Make 'Dumb and Dumber To' A Found-Footage Horror Film
Carrey recruited an acclaimed filmmaking duo for a ‘Paranormal Activity’-style companion piece to the comedy sequel
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- By Keegan Kelly
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15 Joan Rivers Jokes For The Hall Of Fame
“My husband killed himself. And it was my fault. We were making love, and I took the bag off my head.”
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- By Dan Fritschie
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5 College Sports Mascots That Are Just Real, Very Confused Animals
To be honest, it's probably the best gig a goat is ever going to get.
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- By Eli Yudin
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‘We’ve Got Two Shows Tonight — Regular and Extra Crispy’: Jay Leno Has Self-Burns As He Returns to Stand-Up Post-Accident
The 72-year-old icon is back on stage just two weeks after a garage fire left him hospitalized
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Steve Martin’s ‘Pink Panther’ Remake Somehow Kept The Franchise Alive
With an assist from Beyoncé.
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- By JM McNab
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