We don't know if all cops are bastards. But in the following true stories, they're buffoons at best, when they're not outright evil.

• By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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• May 08, 2021

High school is about survival, and other truths.

• By Matt Solomon
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• May 08, 2021

• By Carly Tennes
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• May 07, 2021

Mom will love you if you get her hand-picked wine Bottles delivered to her door.

• By CRACKED Store
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• May 07, 2021

• By Carly Tennes
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• May 07, 2021

Throw away your phone, Elon.

• By Zanandi Botes
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• May 07, 2021

The recent Mortal Kombat movie was cool, but what if it was EVEN MORE COOL!?

• By Jordan Breeding
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• May 07, 2021

Abort the mission.

• By Cedric Voets
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• May 07, 2021

An advertisement for the game you're ALREADY playing? That's some galaxy brain marketing.

• By Jesse, Cracked Readers
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• May 07, 2021

These headphones don't just sound good, they'll make you feel good, too.

• By CRACKED Store
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• May 06, 2021

You'll be fine -- most likely.

• By Carly Tennes
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• May 07, 2021

Hey, maybe these will alter your life, too.

• By Cracked Readers, Shea
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• May 07, 2021

No, it's not a joke. Highways are racist, which is exactly what their designers wanted.

• By Ryan Menezes
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• May 07, 2021

It’d take 25 lawnmowers to drown out a lion’s roar.

• By Andrea Meno
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• May 07, 2021

The story of Papa John's involves a bit of wackiness and a whole lot of lawsuits.

• By Ryan Menezes
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• May 07, 2021

• By Carly Tennes
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• May 06, 2021

What time is it? Depends.

• By Shea
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• May 06, 2021