Thank the Pokegods this didn't come to pass.
Choosing the alien over the other.
If your snaps and stories still come out weird with all this gear, maybe consider accounting.
A lesson to not be shallow, from a deep sea fish.
She deserved better than playing peripheral moms.
At least the money was good?
The real star of Frasier was the dog.
Maybe if this happened five years ago it would be a different story.
Nothing says 'I've made it' like an inkless pen with its own woodblock stand.
It's very believable that he had issues with "frowzy corrupt air."
Lady Antebellum is proving to be racist in more than just their name.
EBay sending its enemies random crap in the mail is the tip of the iceberg.
The real drama happens when the camera's off.
Kanye West is a dangerous idiot.
Because sharks deserve more than a week.