When God created the octopus, he checked literally all of the boxes.

• By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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• April 25, 2021

No, not the one who almost ate Leo DiCaprio.

• By JM McNab
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• April 25, 2021

'That’s right, everybody, it’s me, classic Mortal Kombat character ... (checks script) 'Cole Young?' Wait, who the hell is that?'

• By The Editing Room
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• April 25, 2021

If you're too old to play with toys, you're too old to play with us.

• By CRACKED Store
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• April 23, 2021

"The Academy" doesn't actually teach anyone, so you can come to us for what you need to know.

• By Adam Bumas
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• April 24, 2021

Bill Murray doesn’t need a “script.”

• By Andrea Meno
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• April 24, 2021

Why is supplemental oxygen so scary to Hollywood?

• By Eirik Gumeny
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• April 24, 2021

Okay, and maybe also his face poking out of his robot head.

• By Dan Duddy
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• April 24, 2021

The late '80s had an almost pathological desire to flip every inappropriate movie out there into a kids cartoon, and kids were greatful.

• By Eirik Gumeny
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• April 24, 2021

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• By CRACKED Store
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• April 21, 2021

This lady needs to Pokemon Go find a new man.

• By Dan Duddy
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• April 24, 2021

These people were even more cursed that you are.

• By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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• April 24, 2021

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's ... a basketball?

• By Carly Tennes
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• April 23, 2021

As Walt himself once said -- “Times and conditions change so rapidly that we must keep our aim constantly focused on the future."

• By Carly Tennes
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• April 23, 2021

In the Season 2 Finale of Your Brain On Cracked, “Doctor” Jordan Breeding discuss how messed up coming of age movie tropes are. He maybe even grows up a bit himself.

• By Jordan Breeding
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• April 23, 2021

Hey everybody, it’s Bob and David.

• By Matt Solomon
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• April 23, 2021

You're telling me a baby drives this car?

• By Cracked Readers, Jesse
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• April 23, 2021