Plot twist: There never was a Halifax Slasher.
Courts are home to laughable or horrible ludicrous and utter madness.
Let's hope the bookstore sells ouija boards ...
These are the pop-culture equivalent of your dad trying to be cool.
'The Office' on DVD -- complete with the satisfaction of watching that cube on the screen hit the corner of your TV.
"This is a f a m i l y m a t t e r, and you're in the line of fire."
These hacks have been tested and approved by Cracked readers.
While The Epoch Times may look like an ordinary newspaper, it's actually a one-way ticket to Conspiracyville.
Have a high IQ? No keeping the streets safe for you.
It's better to be pissed off, than to be... Roman Polanski.
Dakota Johnson, we can (vitamin) C right through you.
Even the most basic of fart jokes can be a task worthy of Hercules.
It's a bird! It's a plane! No - it's the consequences of your own (alleged) actions!