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23 Extremely Dumb Near-Death Experiences
People can cause some idiotic ways for their lives to flash before their eyes
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- By Ian Garner
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0 Jimmy Fallon Wasn’t On NBC’s List of ‘Late Night’ Hosts But Lorne Michaels Got Him the Job Anyway
The only problem with Fallon taking over for Conan? “NBC doesn’t really want you.”
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- By Matt Solomon
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‘Gen V’ Answers the Question, ‘What If ‘The Boys’ Had Even Less Impulse Control?’
Now the superheroes are teenagers, so they’re making even more dumb decisions
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- By Tara Ariano
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5 Products With Unintentional Double Uses
Did you know you can turn a rock into a window opener?
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- By Eli Yudin
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Which So-Called ‘Canceled’ Comic Will Win the First Golden Globe for Best Stand-Up Performance?
This January’s Golden Globe Awards will feature the first-ever category exclusively for stand-up comedy
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘Simpsons’ Lines That Hit Too Close Home
The best times ‘The Simpsons’ got too real
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Who Did 'SNL' Better — Travis Kelce or Taylor Swift?
We imagine "Who is better at comedy?" will be their first fight.
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- By Matt Solomon
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32 Funny, Weird or Terrible Gifts
The gift that keeps on... sucking?
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- By Ian Garner
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‘The Global Media War Against Free Speech Is in Full Swing’: Russell Brand Cries Conspiracy As He Begs Fans for Financial Support
According to Brand, the only way to stop the Deep State’s war on free speech is to purchase an annual subscription to his Rumble channel
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Four Serial Criminals Who Didn’t Really Exist
When a crime spree is a figment of a whole town or country’s imagination
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- By Amanda Mannen
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15 Sports with the Highest Body Counts
Leave it all on the field
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- By Mike Rampton
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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- By CRACKED Store
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5 Best ‘SNL’ Commercial Parodies About Fast Food
We’ve got swine fever — and it’s contagious!
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- By Matt Solomon
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33 Astronomical Purchases That’ll Make Your Credit Card Go Limp
These credit cards swiped right and matched with multi-million dollar toys
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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12 Shiny Bits of Trivia That Might Just Buy You Passage Across the River Styx in a Pinch
It’s worth a try
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- By Jesse
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David Letterman Crashed and Burned His Audition for the Lead of ‘Airplane!’
The Zucker Brothers recall Letterman’s laughably awful screen test in a new book about the making of the iconic spoof
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- By Keegan Kelly
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24 of the Funniest Tweets from September 26, 2023
People have STRONG opinions on Kevin James photos
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- By Ian Garner
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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44 Behind-the-Scenes Facts About Martin Scorsese’s Best Movies
Funny how? Like a clown?
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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45 Facts About Sex to Arouse Your Brain
Yeah, your brain
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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32 Stats and Facts About Money That May or May Not Make You Crazy
The numbers don’t lie. But they do get a little kooky from time to time
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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18 Jokes for the Hall of Fame, September 26, 2023
‘I don’t have a girlfriend, but sometimes I like to pretend I do. I just stand in my apartment screaming, ‘No, that’s not what I said!’’
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- By Erik Barnes
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‘I Don’t Think People Really Felt That Way’: Chevy Chase Doesn’t Believe His Former Co-Stars Found Him ‘Difficult’
Chase downplayed his ‘Community’ controversies while claiming his reputation among his co-stars is still ‘okay’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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42 Industry Terms Professions Use to Speak in Code
You’re pretty much going to be qualified for a ton of jobs after reading these
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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