Will someone please think of the poor corporate conglomerates?!
These hilarious stories should have been taught in every school.
And they're all on sale!
It's time to start an 'awful swag' collection.
Cash rules everything around you (and in the weirdest ways).
One egg is hardly a balanced breakfast, but it'll have to do.
The Illuminati make it look so easy.
Is no dove dome safe?
Perfect for hiding behind space trees.
Not all heroes wear capes. Many of them wear their Netflix Binge Sweatpants.
Get ready to put your fist through a wall.
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The US Navy filed a patent for an aircraft that can 'engineer the fabric of our reality.'