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15 Off-The-Wall Pieces of Advice From TV Dads
Red Forman makes a great point about nipples.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Jay L'Ecuyer
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1 Comedic Characters Who Were Secretly F-Yous
The best comedies have laughs *and* acts of petty revenge.
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- By JM McNab
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Kenan Thompson Spills Tea On Why Pete Davidson's So Popular With The Ladies, Besides His BDE
It has been zero days since someone from 'SNL' has reminded us of Pete's prodigious package.
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- By Keegan Kelly
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15 Marketing Campaigns That Caused Death And Ruin
Marketing: 1; Human Decency: 0.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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67 of the Best Steven Wright Jokes on His 67th Birthday
Strip your voice of any indication that you’re alive and recite these over and over for Steven’s birthday — thanks
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- By Dan Fritschie
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5 Absurdly Expensive Vanity Projects That Cost Countries Millions
Cool statue! Just maybe not "50 million dollars" cool.
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- By Eli Yudin
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Remembering When Helen Hunt Threw Herself Out A Two-Story Window On Angel Dust
It’s like if a bunch of ‘80s guidance counselors tried to write an episode of Euphoria.
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Mindy Kaling Says You Couldn't Make 'The Office' Today -- But You Totally Could
'The Office' is still one of the most popular shows in the world, yet Kaling says it would be a flop if it premiered today
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Terrifying Things Surgeons Do To Your Body (VIDEO)
Leeches!?
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- By Jordan Breeding
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24 Hours Only: An Echo Dot Is Just $19
That's less than $20 to get out of the shambles.
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- By CRACKED Store
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A Whole Village Lost Power So One Guy Could See His Girlfriend
He turned down the power, so he could turn up the romance.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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How Nicolas Cage’s ‘Adaptation’ Character Got His Brilliantly Bad Hair
On the film’s 20th anniversary, hairstylist Larry Waggoner reveals the secrets to making the fictional Charlie Kaufman look comically terrible
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- By Tim Grierson
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Billy Eichner Is Making a Case to Be the Contemporary David Sedaris. We Should Let Him See It Through
He might not be doing it via essays on NPR. But Eichner’s wry observations about the absurdities of modern life in ‘Difficult People,’ ‘Billy on the Street’ and ‘Bros’ are every bit as funny and sharp
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- By Jocelyn Coffman
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My Personality Is Bigger Than My Voice: A Conversation with Nonverbal Comic Ahren Belisle
‘I like making people laugh. I like being heard and seen. And I like educating people through a medium that brings joy and laughter’
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- By Matt Solomon
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Conan Has A Small Request While He Carves His Tombstone
O'Brien and Lizzy Caplan commented on some of the strange social conventions of celebrity life
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Wanna Smell Rich? Elon’s Musk Is Here to Take Your Holiday by Storm
This cologne may not be an ethically challenging fountain of youth, but it smells pretty good, too.
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How a Diarrhea Joke Saved a Woman's Life
It's official -- poop jokes are preventative medicine
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- By Keegan Kelly
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15 Studies That Prove Scientists Are Huge Pervs
Punishing your privates for science!
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- By JhallComics, Amanda Mannen
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Adam Sandler Doesn't Listen to Any Critic Besides Kathy Bates
Bates told Sandler on the set of 'Waterboy' that only one opinion mattered -- her own
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- By Keegan Kelly
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The Most Hilarious Deaths in the ‘Final Destination’ Franchise, Ranked
Yes, these movies are completely and utterly nuts, but in the most entertaining way this side of comedy that also features a lot of gore
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Sacha Baron Cohen Made a Spot-on Kanye Joke at the Kennedy Center Honors
Borat made an appearance in D.C. to comment on Kanye, Trump, and Kazakh cultural appropriation
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- By Keegan Kelly
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10 Jokes About Bosses Because We Want To Get Fired, Today
Hello, Unemployment!
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- By Dan Fritschie
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Jelly Belly Used To Be An Obscure Delicacy
Reagan liked high-class beans, the media told America.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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