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The First Banned Performance-Enhancing Substance? Beer.
And what event did the athlete attempt after drinking? Why, shooting a gun, of course!
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- By Ryan Menezes
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0 How Eddie Murphy Saved SNL From Extinction
Eddie Murphy saved SNL, and his reward was a level of fame the human brain can barely comprehend.
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- By Matt Solomon
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LeVar Burton Is Over 'Jeopardy!', May Host His Own Game Show Instead
I'll take "eat your heart out, 'Jeopardy!'" for $2,000, LeVar.
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- By Carly Tennes
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15 Extremely Questionable Celebrity Parenting Practices
For Megan Fox, listening to your child apparently starts during pregnancy.
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- By Andrea Meno
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4 Weirdly Specific Ways Hollywood Thinks About Food (VIDEO)
Hollywood has some truly weird and oddly specific ideas about what food, like, MEANS, man.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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Tell Us Now: 14 Of The Dumbest Relationship Dealbreakers
You guys have dodged some Bullet Bill-sized bullets.
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- By Cracked Readers, Jesse
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Tell Us Now: 14 Dating Red Flags To Run Far Away From
What's a dating red flag you shouldn't have ignored?
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- By Shea
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The 'Young Avengers' Pieces Keep Falling In Place For The MCU
There’s a good chance that some form of the Young Avengers will team up in the not-too-distant future, knowing Disney’s desire to keep the Marvel milk flowing.
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- By Erik Barnes
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Remembering 1980: The Year Cocaine Nazis Conquered Bolivia
Well, this headline seems worth digging into a little further.
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- By Alex Hanton
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Useful Gizmos & Gadgets You Can Get On Sale
Don't get caught in a 127 Hours situation.
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- By CRACKED Store
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Andrew Garfield Sounds Off On Allegedly Leaked Pics From 'Spider-Man: No Way Home' Set
Here's what the ex-Spider-Man had to say about the MCU rumor mill.
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- By Carly Tennes
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13 Scientifically True, Surprising Facts About The Ink On Your Skin
Laser tattoo removal is a hi-tech way of helping you poop out your tattoo.
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- By Andrea Meno
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The Weirdo American Who Invaded Mexico, Nicaragua, And Honduras (Without U.S. Permission)
When invading other nations for your country, you should probably ask your government if they actually want you to do that first.
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- By Ethan Tyrrell
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After Last Year's Super Bowl, A Hundred Families Got Free Dogs
Chiefs defensive lineman Derrick Nnadi is like a reverse Cruella de Vil.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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4 Famous Expressions Everyone is Using Wrong
The problem with grabbing isolated quotes out of the mists of time is they can shed context until the meaning has changed beyond all recognition
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- By Mark Hill
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The Stuff You Never Knew You Never Knew You Needed
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Just enough Cracked, sent to your inbox every day.
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What The Hell Is Going On With Nicki Minaj?
Swollen nuts, Met Galas, and Barbz -- oh my.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Crypt Of Civilization: America's Time Capsule That's Closed Til 8113
The stainless steel door to the Crypt of Civilization was closed on May 28, 1940.
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- By Ethan Tyrrell
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15 Iconic Movie Character Moments, Suggested By Their Actors
If it wasn’t for Jeff Goldblum, Dr. Ian Malcolm might have been kind of a schmuck.
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- By Andrea Meno
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Weird World: 12 Ding-Dong Pieces Of News We Somehow Missed
Sometimes, pizza dough evolves into a force of nature.
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- By Andrea Meno
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14 Cat Facts To Make Your Brain Purr
Here's one for the cat people.
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- By Shea
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A Big Strength Of 'What If...?' Is Also Its Achilles' Heel
Marvel brought back Michael B. Jordan and Rober-- um, some guy.
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- By JM McNab
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