This is what the passage of time looks like.
Appearances, plural.
It's like the whole thing was written and programmed by sociopaths ... or geese.
Their new streaming app offers Star Wars AND a bunch of random nonsense.
Human nature is rarely simple.
Can comedy even exist in this climate?
Go everywhere from Yale's secret tombs to an even more secret celebrities-only Walgreens.
We know a ton of details about these cases, but still can't solve them.
How do you feel about crunching numbers and making tons of money?
It's hard to out-stupid the Ewoks, but here we are.
These people were thinking outside the box (or urn).
You'll wanna watch 'em!
Who among us hasn't stepped out of the house, gotten absent-minded, and come back with a quarter of Earth's land?
Some products are so pointlessly extravagant the only reason someone might buy them is spite.
Plenty of everyday things have weird connections to the Nazis.
Is making no sense part of the evil plan?
Because music makes the world go 'round.
The only thing you'll be making healthier is some grifter’s bank account.
The thing about plot twists is that they almost never make sense on repeat viewing.
Let us pitch you a sitcom ...
Because what could be scarier than old age?
