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Brian Cox Basically Does His ‘Adaptation’ Speech When He Complains About Method Acting on ‘Succession’
Cox adapted ‘Just write the f-ing line’ to ‘Just say the f-ing line’
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0 How Heidi Gardner Helped Get Travis Kelce His ‘Saturday Night Live’ Hosting Gig
Lorne Michaels told Gardner that Kelce could host once he won the Super Bowl — twice
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- By Keegan Kelly
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12 Historical Euphemisms for Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll
Consider asking your Tinder match if they want to discuss Uganda.
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- By Andrea Meno, Andres Diplotti
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Was Gwyneth Paltrow in a Ski Crash, or Was It Just Margot Tenenbaum?
Did a certain devil-may-care debutante take control of Paltrow during the infamous skiing accident?
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The Most Fun Bob Odenkirk Had in Show Business Was Doing ‘Matt Foley’ at Second City with Chris Farley
Odenkirk first saw Farley’s superstar potential ‘when I got within 100 feet of him (for the first time)’
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Sorry Hallmark Movies, Big City Folk Are Living Better Lives
In fact, according to a new study, small-town life is much more like a Lifetime network melodrama
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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‘Everything Everywhere All at Once’ Just Passed Hit Comedy ‘Morbius’ at the Domestic Box Office
It’s no longer Morbin’ Time
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Historic Donations That Sound Insane But Are Actually Pretty Useful
To be honest, 2,000 tons of chicken wasn’t really nearly enough
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- By Amanda Mannen
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15 Brian Regan Jokes for the Hall of Fame
“The lamest crime is loitering. You imagine a guy with a 30-page rap sheet that’s all loitering. What do you do with a guy like that? Throw him in jail, where he can’t go anywhere?”
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Chris Tucker States the Obvious: He’s Definitely in for ‘Rush Hour 4’
Money talks, but not as much as Detective James Carter
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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Jason Mantzoukas’ Pitch for ‘John Wick 4’ Involved Killing John Wick
Hollywood is foolish for not making this movie
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- By JM McNab
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5 Silly Rules for Important Jobs
Space may be the final frontier, but it’s not the Wild West
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- By Eli Yudin
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14 of the All-Time Raddest (and Lamest) Fictional Bands
This list features George Lucas’ jizz.
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- By Andrea Meno, Andres Diplotti
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Surprisingly Touching ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ Scenes
Preettty, preetttty poignant
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- By JM McNab
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15 Bits Of Trivia That Spelunked Down Into The Deepest, Darkest Crypts Of Our Memory Palace
The oldest cat on record drank coffee, but… we don’t recommend that.
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- By Reba C, JhallComics
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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Justin Roiland Domestic Violence Case Dismissed Over ‘Insufficient Evidence’
The Orange County District Attorney will not pursue felony charges against Roiland, but the blowback of subsequent allegations has not yet subsided for the ‘Rick and Morty’ co-creator
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Cheech and Chong Biopic Already Inspiring Contact High
Not sure when it’s out, but we’re guessing 4/20
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- By Matt Solomon
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Wendy McLendon-Covey Has PTSD From ‘Goldbergs’ Stint with Jeff Garlin
‘That it finally happened, it was like, ‘Okay, finally someone is listening to us’
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- By Matt Solomon
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Dana Carvey Teases ‘Wayne's World 3’ with Puppets
Party on, puppets
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- By Keegan Kelly
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The 12 Worst Presidents We Almost Had
In some alternate universe, Pigasus the Immortal successfully secured the Democratic nomination.
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- By Andrea Meno, Andres Diplotti
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Cousin Greg Is Phoebe and Other ‘Friends’/‘Succession’ Doppelgängers, According to Sarah Snook
Is Connor Roy the Gunther of ‘Succession’?
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- By Matt Solomon
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William Shatner Once Did Stand-Up Comedy in Character as Captain Kirk
He boldly went there, and it didn’t go well
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- By JM McNab
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