Doctor Jordan is off the clock this week as he slips into something more comfortable and makes us all extremely uncomfortable.
Read the room, Paul Blart.
No sex outside of wedlockdown.
For anyone craving a bit of catharsis during all of this violence, trust us, this is better than porn.
Gotta keep those hearts coming at any cost, to the point of metaphysical contradiction.
Maybe Sonic The Hedgehog Isn't the best way to express your #BLM support?
Read the room, Disney.