Some cities have bizarre problems that are uniquely their own.
Featuring very special guest JESSE THORN!
Have you heard the good/bad/mixed news?
To those about to beef: We salute you.
Hindsight is the year 2020.
Wow, more like Hollyweird (EXTREMELY ORIGINAL JOKE COPYRIGHT CRACKED DOT COM 2020)
Yo, Hollywood, audiences remember what happened in the last movie. Ya know?
It's important Cracked announcement time, folks.
An accurate movie about Stan's life would end up pretty sordid.
Not like this Hollywood. Not like this.
You’re too old for your teachers to confiscate it.