And this isn't the plot of Transformers we're talking about here.
Sometimes, it’s best to scrap the whole thing and move on.
Not enough pomp, too much circumstance.
We have to hand it to him, this is Trump's best political move in a long time.
Sometimes the folks behind the scenes can get a little too carried away.
Should the '90s X-Men continue to stay our ex, man?
It’s a proven fact that everyone loves a good slide.
Now you too can sneeze into 1.5 million dollars.
Peer pressure is toxic.
According to Christianity, if you ever see an angel, RUN.
Rest in pizza.
The real superpower here is how any of these people get out of bed in the morning.