Jesse
Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious.
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Will Probably Become Distorted in Your Brain Over Time Like a Mental Animorph
You can never really trust your own memory
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, December 13, 2024
The bad news is: Santa Claus is dead. The good news is: We may have found his corpse!
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to Swallow Hook, Line and Sinker
Don’t ask questions, just swallow!
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, December 12, 2024
Obama actually waged kind of the opposite of a ‘War on Christmas’
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38 Delicious Bits of Flavor-Dusted Pop-Culture Trivia to Masticate
The guy who wrote ‘Puff, the Magic Dragon’ was actually a big-time square
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12 Random Bits of Pop Culture Trivia You Can’t Take With You When You Go
You’re going to find yourself at the pearly gates unable to remember how much the Russian mafia wanted for the safe return of the Bananas in Pyjamas
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14 Accidentally Inappropriate Foreign Towns and City Names
Hey, the Mayor of Bitchfield called while you were out
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40 Random Bits of Trivia Screamed at Us by a Drill Sergeant
Say it, don’t spray it. Sir!
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, December 6, 2024
We're proud to mis-announce: the most mispronounced words of the year
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40 Random Bits of Trivia That’ll Dice Up Your Cerebral Cortex Like a Slap Chop
You’ll never have to think again!
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to Add a Little Zest to the A.I. Slop You Consume All Day
It’s like sprinkling MSG on your brain rot
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40 Random STEM Facts That Are Frankly Less Interesting Than the Politics of Smell
Scientists really knocked it out of the park when they named the first-ever dinosaur fossil
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40 Bizarre Headlines That Are Real Head-Scratchers
Remember when Weezer made their own Spotify?
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40 Worthless Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Santa Left Because You’ve Been Extremely Naughty
You have no one to blame but yourself
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, December 6, 2024
The Popemobile has gone woke!
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to AirDrop to Every Other Loser in This Denny’s
We’re all here because we’re not doing great. We could use a pick-me-up
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, December 5, 2024
How much would you chip in to save a billionaire’s life?
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14 Contranyms and Skunk Terms That Make a Mockery of the English Language
‘Inflammable’ means ‘flammable’?! What a country!
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Will Take Over Your Brain Like an Invasive Species
Once they’re in there, there’s no getting them out
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, December 4, 2024
If you’re planning a trip to the Antarctic, you’ll want to grab a doo and find a good place to gonk. Don’t forget to plod your own fod, it’s only polite
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