Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
20 Times ‘SNL’ Was Hosted by Two or More People Only one comedian has been brave enough to cohost an entire episode with his mom Authors By Jesse Published June 18, 2025
PICTOFACT 36 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Had to Drop a Ya-Ha-Ha-Hooey After Sitting on a Tack We’ve all been there Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published June 17, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of Trivia We Ordered Off the Dollar Trivia Menu If given the choice, would you rather steal an enormous excavator or 120 plane tickets? Authors By Jesse Published June 17, 2025
14 Celebrity Entrepreneurs Who Need to Stick to Being Handsome or Famous If anyone could have broken into the web marketing industry, you’d think Stan Lee would be the guy Authors By Jesse Published June 17, 2025
PICTOFACT 39 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Battling to the Death in a Surreal Landscape With Unpredictable Physics Can’t we all just get along? Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published June 16, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Could Have Been an Email It sounds like Jackie Chan may finally be getting sick of karate Authors By Jesse Published June 16, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of Trivia That Were in Your Heart All Along Mattel is dumping all that goodwill they racked up with the ‘Barbie’ movie and jumping into bed with a generative A.I. company Authors By Jesse Published June 15, 2025
PICTOFACT 39 Sultry Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Struggling to Push Their Skirts Down While Standing Over a Windy Subway Grate Just move over like three feet Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published June 15, 2025
14 Celebrities Who Were Arrested in the Middle of a Performance or Production Decriminalize art! Unless your ‘art’ is punching an extra in the head Authors By Jesse Published June 15, 2025
PICTOFACT 37 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Busted Out of Our Brains in a Daring and Brilliant Prison Break Statistically, most of them will end up back in our brains Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published June 15, 2025
PICTOFACT 36 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Need to Keep in Separate Cages During Mating Season Settle down now Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published June 14, 2025
PICTOFACT 36 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Our Archnemesis Recited in a Deep, Gravelly Voice While Turning Slowly in His Chair and Smirking A bit melodramatic but okay Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published June 14, 2025
PICTOFACT 35 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are Like the Special Guest Stars in Your Brain Today Wishing you a very special episode Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published June 14, 2025
PICTOFACT 37 Grotesque Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Discovered When Digging a Shallow Hole in Our Flower Garden Who would do such a thing? Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published June 13, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of Trivia That Got Picked Last for Dodgeball and Have Something to Prove Your Labubu collection will be worth twice your Beanie Baby collection (derogatory) Authors By Jesse Published June 13, 2025
PICTOFACT 36 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Staring Dramatically at Themselves in a Pane of Glass on a Rainy Day So moody Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published June 12, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of Trivia We Needed a Dentist to Dislodge From Our Molars Jurassic Park, but for nice flowers Authors By Jesse Published June 12, 2025
14 Celebrities Who Hate Trophies and Award Ceremonies More Than We Do It was meant as a burn, but ‘two-hour meat parade’ is the best Oscars marketing we’ve ever heard Authors By Jesse Published June 12, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Will Fight Your Brain’s Crime With Karate and Sarcasm One is significantly more effective than the other Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published June 11, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of Trivia That’ll Get Stuck in Your Brain Like the Detritus That Won’t Come Out of the Bottom of the Garbage Can Ask not for whom the Stinky Cheese Man reeks Authors By Jesse Published June 11, 2025
