Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
14 Celebrities Who Were Way Too Famous for Their Cameos and Guest Starring Roles If you’re in a pop-punk band and your agent says he has an exciting acting gig where you get to kiss a fictional high schooler, the correct answer is ‘No, you’re fired’ Authors By Jesse Published July 15, 2025
PICTOFACT 35 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Mined Out of Our Nose While Mom Wasn’t Looking It’s fine, we ate them, no one has to know Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published July 14, 2025
12 Artists and Entertainers Whose Creative Processes Relied Heavily on Borrowing, Imitating or Straight-Up Stealing What?! It’s the sincerest form of flattery! Authors By Jesse Published July 14, 2025
PICTOFACT 35 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Taped to Our Bully’s Back We got the last laugh — and a black eye Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published July 13, 2025
PICTOFACT 32 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Told to Us Repeatedly by a Well-Meaning but Chronically Interrupting Paperclip Clippy is the common ancestor of every modern product’s pointless, intrusive A.I. widget Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published July 13, 2025
PICTOFACT 36 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Were Destined for Greatness, But Are Squandering Their Potential in This One-Horse Town You gotta get out, man Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published July 13, 2025
PICTOFACT 33 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Our Chivalrous Foe Glove-Slapped Into Our Heads When Initiating a Duel We’ve never been so insulted in our lives Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published July 12, 2025
PICTOFACT 34 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We’ve Been Cooking Up in Secret Beneath Our Thriving Car Wash Business Both businesses are booming, should be smooth sailing from here on out Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published July 12, 2025
PICTOFACT 36 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Our Inexperienced Lawyer Mumbled Through Flop Sweat to the Judge During an Ill-Advised Sidebar Your honor, we object! Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published July 12, 2025
PICTOFACT 35 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Came Out of the Woodwork to Inflict a Flash Mob Upon Your Brain All you can now is try not to make eye contact Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published July 11, 2025
PICTOFACT 35 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Left in the Oven for Too Long and Our Boss Will Be Here for Dinner Any Minute We promised him a nice, succulent roast Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published July 10, 2025
The 14 Most Humiliating Ways a Celebrity Was Fired Imagine getting fired because your boss wanted to watch more ‘King of Queens’ Authors By Jesse Published July 10, 2025
PICTOFACT 37 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Came Spilling Out of Our Pokeball When We Dropped It on the Subway Are these things springloaded? Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published July 09, 2025
14 Failed Nepo Babies Who Were Born on Third Base and Couldn’t Hit a Triple Who’s more embarrassing, Tom Hanks’ son or Tom Hanks’ niece? Authors By Jesse Published July 09, 2025
PICTOFACT 37 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are All Hanging Off a Frozen Flagpole by Their Tongues They are extremely hard to understand Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published July 08, 2025
14 Celebrities Whose Careers Were Expected to Crash and Burn Never underestimate the sheer stupidity of the gatekeepers of your industry Authors By Jesse Published July 08, 2025
PICTOFACT 38 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Shoved Into the Escape Pod Just Before the Mothership Detonated Pretty selfless, if we do say so ourselves Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published July 07, 2025
PICTOFACT 37 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Our Bully Won for Our Girlfriend at the Carnival Whatever makes her happy! Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published July 06, 2025
PICTOFACT 39 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Accidentally Dropped Into an Open Chest Cavity From the Cheap Seats at the Operating Theater Maybe they won’t notice Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published July 06, 2025
PICTOFACT 36 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Took a Wrong Turn Back at Albuquerque I don’t think they’re in Kansas anymore Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published July 06, 2025
