Jesse
Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious.
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We’re Just Seeing Right Now, Sorry, It’s Been a Crazy Week
It won’t happen again
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, May 14, 2025
Some of your doctors probably swore an oath written by a guy named Louis Lasagna
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The Best and Worst Celebrity Game-Show Appearances
‘What does it mean, ‘hanky panky’?’
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to Break the Tension at Your Next Family Get-Together When Your Fringe Uncle Starts Transvestigating the Pope
Save your voice for your little J6 Choir practice, Uncle Joey
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, May 13, 2025
It’s increasingly likely that there will be a Conclave insider trading scandal in our lifetimes
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14 Disturbing Overshares from Shameless Celebrities
Everything we’ve learned about Gronk’s hog has been against our will
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Our Bumbling Henchmen Brought Back to Our Lair Instead of That Blasted Hero
In their defense, you get what you pay for
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Monday, May 12, 2025
ACAB means Fuzai the adorable corgi
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The Oldest Pros in Pro Sports
There’s nothing more tragic than an 80-year-old snooker player cut down in his prime.
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12 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Carved Into the Tree Where We First Kissed
Anyone can carve a few initials. Our love is special
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Lock Themselves in a Chapel Until They Can Agree on Which One Becomes Fact Pope
You know it smells crazy in there
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Carried You When There Was Only One Set of Footprints in the Sand
Or maybe you carried them. Honestly, the whole thing is kind of a blur
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Magneto Dissolved Out of Our Hemoglobin to Escape That Weird Prison
Sorry about that. But also, ouch
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Have Reunited for a Recap Podcast Because They Don’t Have Much Else Going on and It’s Easy Money
If no one’s biting on a reboot, what’s left to do but recap, right?
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Spontaneously Beached Themselves Upon the Shores of Our Amygdala
Nothing a little dynamite can’t clear up
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Will Decimate Your Brain’s Microbiome
Call it cranial diarrhea
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, May 9, 2025
Disney parks will tolerate a lot of weird stuff, but they draw the line at nose candy
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, May 8, 2025
Why is the TSA so obsessed with shoes when every lithium-ion battery in every laptop is one step away from being a whole grenade?
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14 Actors Who Defended or Straight Up Saved a Life of a Costar
No one can deny Pierce Brosnan’s 007 bona fides
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Didn’t Realize We Were Supposed to Dilute With Milk or Water So We’re in for a Wild Morning
We’re about to email God
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