jesse_e New York
- Real Name:
- Jesse
- Member Since:
- November 26, 2008
About Me
Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious.
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The Predator Was Almost A Spin-Kicking Zoidberg (Played By Jean-Claude Van Damme) (VIDEO)
The original Predator could have been 10x better if they'd stuck with Jean-Claude Van Damme in a Zoidberg suit doing spin kicks!
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4 Erotic Fanfiction Scenes That We Can't Unsee (VIDEO)
Turns out the Teletubbies are really curious about sex.
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4 Disturbing Super Mario Adventures Nintendo Doesn't Want You To See
Mario's video games tend to be pretty tame and straightforward, but any time he warps into another medium things get freaking wild.
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5 Spider-Man Storylines Too Hot For The MCU
Just Marvel's friendly neighborhood meal ticket.
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