Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of Trivia the Clown in the Sewer Assured Us Would Float Who would steal 85 koi? Authors By Jesse Published July 02, 2025
PICTOFACT 39 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Will Eventually Be Replaced in Your Brain by Microplastics It’s inevitable Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published July 01, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of News and Trivia That Are Not Quite Fit To Print, but Perfectly Fine for a Listicle I can’t believe they made ‘The Magic School Bus’ real Authors By Jesse Published July 01, 2025
PICTOFACT 37 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Saved Like Damsels in Distress From Other Listicles Who Only Loved Them for Their Looks All in a day’s work Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published June 30, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Wired to the Politicians Who Keep Texting Us for Cash Jeff Bezos stop overconsuming public resources challenge (impossible) Authors By Jesse Published June 30, 2025
PICTOFACT 38 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Drew on Our Buddy’s Back in Sunscreen While He Was Sunbathing Now all the girls want to talk to him Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published June 29, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Who Dug Their Way Out of Their Graves Like Zombies in a Lazy Apocalypse Franchise Braaaaaiiins, or whatever Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published June 29, 2025
PICTOFACT 36 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Unfortunately Disqualify You for the Express Checkout Lane You have a choice to make Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published June 29, 2025
PICTOFACT 38 Unsuckable Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Got Caught in Our Web Yeah, we’re not sucking these, you can have them Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published June 28, 2025
PICTOFACT 38 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Strung Together End-to-End Like a Factoid Centipede They said it couldn’t be done Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published June 28, 2025
14 Celebrities Who Killed Their Careers With a Single Social Media Post Maybe just go to bed and try tweeting again in the morning Authors By Jesse Published June 28, 2025
PICTOFACT 35 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Sloppily Consumed by a Villainous Glutton He does make it look good Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published June 28, 2025
PICTOFACT 39 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Teaming Up to Eradicate the Pollution in Your Brain, Planeteer-Style This is what you’d get if every member of the team was ‘Heart’ Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published June 27, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of Trivia We Found in the Fine Print of Our Lease Agreement They’ll just put anything in there Authors By Jesse Published June 27, 2025
PICTOFACT 39 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia the Shift Manager Didn’t Appreciate Us Tossing Onto the Craps Table Dude takes his job way too seriously Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published June 26, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of Trivia We Frankensteined Together Like Sid’s Mutant Toys in ‘Toy Story’ They’re ugly, but they get the job done Authors By Jesse Published June 26, 2025
14 Awful Ideas from Titans of Industry and Entertainment ‘I know a good hotel when I see one,’ Nicky Hilton said, with zero sense of irony Authors By Jesse Published June 26, 2025
PICTOFACT 37 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Will Burn Your Retinas If You Stare at Them Too Long Unless of course you’re wearing your special fact-blocking glasses Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published June 25, 2025
PICTOFACT 36 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia a Seagull Stole Right Out of Our Hands We literally just bought these Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published June 24, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are Getting Back Together for a 20th Anniversary Tour, Just Like Every Other Band You Liked in High School They vastly overestimate how much disposable income I have Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published June 23, 2025
