Jesse
Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious.
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40 Random Bits of Trivia That Might Seize the Means of Production at Any Moment
Great, they’re starting to unionize
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30 Random Bits of Trivia to Hang Onto in Case Something Happens to That One Huge Undersea Cable That Carries the Internet to North America
It’s important to have a contingency plan
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12 Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Monday, September 2, 2024
Behold: the website you can only visit once
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30 Random Bits of Trivia to Belly Flop Into Your Spinal Fluid
Is it gonna hurt? Yes. Will it be worth it? Time will tell
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30 Science (and Sci-Fi) Factoids That’ll Follow You Around for the Rest of Your Life Like Valence Electrons
You get used to it eventually
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30 Bits of Hollywood Trivia That Are a Peak Behind the Big Red Curtain
In another universe, we got the Armie Hammer Batman we deserve
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12 Bits of TV, Movie and Gaming Trivia Being Hand-Cranked by an Old Man Up in the Projection Booth
Which ‘Full House’ cast member do you think got kicked out of Scientology?
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30 Random Bits of Trivia We’ve Had Marinating on the Counter Overnight
The bacteria will cook off on the grill
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30 Bits of Trivia About Your Favorite Actors and the Characters They Brought to Life
That ‘darkness’ inside of Ben Affleck was shining through at an early age
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30 Random Bits of Trivia We Found Balled Up in the Pocket of Our Winter Coat
I guess they’re good luck now
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30 Rare Gems About Celebrities and Their Weird Habits, Histories and Fandoms
Celebrities: they’re nothing like us
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33 Piping-Hot Movie Takes
Yeah I got an opinion: Movies are a nice time
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12 Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, August 30, 2024
Beware the corn sweat
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30 Random Bits of Trivia We Smoked Out of Their Burrow Under the Shed
Salvador Dali has the most powerful mustache in history
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30 Hot Takes, Local Mysteries and Bits of Wisdom From Around the World
Could Pennywise lift Mjolnir? A surprisingly thorough thesis inside
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12 Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, August 29, 2024
Crickets have engineered megaphones
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30 Random Bits of Trivia That Are Like a Bento Box for Your Brain
Enjoy this on the Shinkansen to knowledge!
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30 Facts, Figures and Revelations From Around the Comedy World
Thank God Bob Newhart was such a lousy accountant
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12 Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, August 28, 2024
Ever wonder when you’re gonna die? There’s a website that can estimate that for you
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30 Random Bits of Trivia That Are Not for Individual Resale
If you see these for sale at a bodega, contact the NYPD immediately
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