Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Will Taste Extremely Bitter to the Zombie That Chomps Into Your Brain Serves him right Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published June 04, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Random Facts That Are Likely to Leak Out of Your Ears Without the Proper Emulsifier Dinosaurs lived without flowers for 122 million years, which is kind of sad Authors By Jesse Published June 04, 2025
14 Celebrity Children’s Books to Put You Right to Sleep Daddy, tell me the story about the industry plant whose connections allowed them to launch a media career and then infiltrate the literature world for profit? Authors By Jesse Published June 04, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We’re Grinding Into Your Brain Like Fresh-Cracked Pepper, Say When Yes sir, very good sir Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published June 03, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Current Events and Factual Oddities That One Day, God Willing, You’ll Forget I’m going to college to study tickling, and there’s nothing you can do to stop me Authors By Jesse Published June 03, 2025
14 Iconic Roles That Almost Went to a Different Actor in the Same Franchise Shoot for the moon; you’ll land a three-episode arc in Season Five Authors By Jesse Published June 03, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Mimed to Us by Our Accomplice From Across the Room I think we’re gonna pull this one off Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published June 02, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to Mindlessly Babble About on Your Next Late-Night Show Appearance Frankly, there are too many things in the world that smell like Gwyneth Paltrow’s nether regions Authors By Jesse Published June 02, 2025
14 Death-Defying Celebrities Who Must Have Had an Extra Life in Their Inventory Travis Barker must have collected 100 coins at some point, because he shouldn’t be alive Authors By Jesse Published June 02, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Shining Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Have Our Butler Dust in Our Trophy Room Once Every Fortnight Thank you, Jeeves Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published June 01, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of Trivia That Sprang From a Fake Can of Peanuts, Leaving Us Bewildered and Peckish Prayers up for the two-year-old whose mom made him join Mensa Authors By Jesse Published June 01, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Whose Second Grade Teacher Told Them They’d Never Make a List of Factoids, and Look at Them Now Looks like we made it Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published June 01, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Only Found Out They Were Related After Sharing a Brief Kiss Don’t make it weird Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published June 01, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Pulled Out of a Pharaoh’s Nose and Stuffed Into Canopic Jars He might want these later Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published May 31, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Who Rose Up Against Their Tyrannical Creators Now they’re the tyrants. They learned from the best Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published May 31, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Disappointing Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Gleefully Announced to Us by a Talking Mushroom After We Thought We’d Rescued a Princess How many castles are in this neighborhood? Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published May 31, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Rolling Around in Our Heads That Could Become Dangerous Projectiles in the Event of a Collision Make sure your tidbits and factoids are strapped down Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published May 30, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Wild Facts That May Work in Lieu of Coins for Passage Across the River Styx Everyone’s gonna have to find a new fun fact about John Tyler Authors By Jesse Published May 30, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Blended Into a Thick Slurry for You to Funnel Into Your Trepanation Hole Don’t say we never did nothin’ for ya Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published May 29, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Odd Events, Discoveries and Revelations That Make a Strong Case for Hitting Snooze a Few More Times For sale: Napoleon’s hat, looks dumb Authors By Jesse Published May 29, 2025
