Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
PICTOFACT 30 Heroic Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Valiantly Pulverized the Countryside to Defeat the Big Bad Thanks? Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published September 17, 2025
14 Rich Celebrities Whose Kids Aren’t Getting That Inheritance ‘We ain’t rich. I’m rich’ Authors By Jesse Published September 17, 2025
14 Abandoned Movie Sets That You Can Go Screw Around in If You’ve Got the Time Why is it that hokey movie sets last longer and bring in more revenue than Olympic infrastructure? Authors By Jesse Published September 16, 2025
PICTOFACT 33 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Joined Forces From Different Franchises for A Major Crossover Event It’s what we’ve all been clamoring for Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published September 16, 2025
PICTOFACT 34 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Whose Eyes Turned Incandescent Red Just Before They Attacked Quite a tell Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published September 15, 2025
PICTOFACT 30 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Align Only Once Every Thousand Years Something cool had better happen Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published September 14, 2025
PICTOFACT 34 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Got All Accordioned Up After Smashing Into a False Cave Painted on a Brick Wall Fell for it again Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published September 14, 2025
14 Celebrity Talk Shows That Died on the Vine A brief history of public humiliation Authors By Jesse Published September 14, 2025
14 Celebrities Who Refused to Be Knighted Maybe do a quick Google before offering an honor to a poet or a punk rocker Authors By Jesse Published September 14, 2025
PICTOFACT 30 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Got Splashed by a Passing Car at a Most Inopportune Moment Not a great way to start the school year Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published September 14, 2025
PICTOFACT 30 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia You Must Defeat by Targeting Their Flashing Red and Yellow Weak Points It’s either that or garlic Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published September 13, 2025
PICTOFACT 31 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Pulled Out of a Hat, Which Raises Questions About the Whereabouts of Our Rabbit You served us well, Mr. Bunns Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published September 13, 2025
12 Celebrities Who Are Single and Not Particularly Keen to Mingle Spoke too soon, Taylor Swift Authors By Jesse Published September 13, 2025
PICTOFACT 30 Tough Trivia Tidbits We Spotted Playing Pool at the Back of the Dive Bar If your perp’s not there, they’ll know where he is Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published September 13, 2025
PICTOFACT 31 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Dressed As Other Pop-Culture Trivia for the Big Nerd Convention It was a big hit Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published September 12, 2025
12 Actors Who Almost Choked to Death Inside Their Super Suit or Historically Accurate Petticoat Not the way you want to go out Authors By Jesse Published September 12, 2025
PICTOFACT 31 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Drew on the Face of the First Kid Who Fell Asleep at the Slumber Party That’ll teach him to trust his peers Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published September 11, 2025
12 Historical Figures and Celebrities Who Believe They Owe Their Successes (and Downfalls) to Astrology Astrology predates science by a longshot, which means it’s even more correct Authors By Jesse Published September 11, 2025
14 Celebrities Who Blamed Their Downfall on the Darndest Things RFK, Jr. can’t be trusted not to poison himself with tuna sandwiches Authors By Jesse Published September 10, 2025
PICTOFACT 30 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Might Secretly Be Written in Iambic Pentameter, You’d Never Know Don’t act like you’d recognize it Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published September 10, 2025