Jesse
Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious.
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Vomited Under Duress Like a Startled Turkey Vulture
Don’t come any closer!
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, January 17, 2025
Can you read cursive? The U.S. government needs your help!
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Flossed Out of the Teeth of a Much Smarter Person
One man’s trash, right?
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, January 16, 2025
Need an app to cut you off from your apps? There’s an app for that
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14 of the Biggest Balls in the World
Get out your measuring tape, fellas, time to see how you stack up
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Yelled Loudly in the Back of the Classroom Instead of Quietly Asking Out Our Crush
I think we blew it
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, January 15, 2025
Your printer has been quietly narcing on you since the ‘80s
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14 People Who Died on the Toilet
Plus, one guy whose life was saved by toilets
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Had to Scoop Out of This Tauntaun Before We Could Turn In for the Night
It’s freaking cold out here!
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, January 14, 2025
Good news: your smart home devices are always watching, and can report ‘unrecognized movements’
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Our Mommies Slapped Out of Our Hands Because We Kept Putting Them in Our Mouths
Disney is very literally running a false flag operation
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5 Trademarked Smells Stinking Up Rarified Air
If you fill out the right paperwork, you can force a government bureaucrat to sniff your shoes
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12 Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia You Can’t Stuff Back in the Tube
Even Nikki Glaser’s B material was top-notch
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are Cheaper Than Therapy But Likely Somewhat Less Effective
You could spend a hundred bucks to get advice from a Millennial bro on his side hustle... or you could read these facts
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14 Weird Ways to Traverse the Globe
Magellan was a fraud. These are the people who really know how to circumnavigate a planet
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are Like Fidget Spinners for Your Restless Brain
They’re not gonna get you far, but they’ll kill some time
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Sunday, January 12, 2025
One humpback whale really put in the effort for a booty call
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Aren’t Native to Your Brain and Will Thus Consume and Destroy All the Knowledge That Was Already in There
It’s an infestation of factoids
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Carry Around in Our Wallet Instead of Pictures of Our Kid
When the boy can tell us one fact about ‘Pulp Fiction,’ we’ll consider adding him
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Sitting in a Tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Anthony Bourdain’s appearance on ‘The Simpsons’
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