Jesse
Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious.
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14 Awkward Teenage Moments of Cool Celebrities
We hope that somewhere out there, Meredith is ashamed of what she did to Jennifer Lawrence in middle school
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12 Pieces of Pop-Culture Trivia We’ll Be Screaming From Horseback at the Start of the Next American Revolution
The MLB says Pete Rose is too dead to be embarrassing. Do you agree?
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40 Pieces of Pop-Culture Trivia to Plug Up Your Ears When Someone Tries to Tell You a Boring Fact or Inconvenient Truth
You shouldn’t have to learn something you don’t want to learn
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40 Radioactive Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Bit Us and Turned Us Into Super Dorks
We have yet to save a single life
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40 Pieces of Pop-Culture Trivia to Pestle Into Your Brain Mortar
Don’t be afraid to really get in there good
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40 Pieces of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are Like DLC for Your Brain
It’s not very good, but it’s free
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40 Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Accidentally Put in Our Tuxedo Pocket Instead of Our Wedding Vows
In many ways, our love is like that Tommy Lee Jones ad for Japanese canned coffee...
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40 Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to Shove Down Your Throat in a Single Gulp Like Scooby Doo Eating a Gigantic Sandwich
‘Zoinks’ is an understatement
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12 Bizarre News Items to Make You Wonder Where It All Went Wrong
Old-timey alchemy is real, kind of
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12 Recent Developments and Discoveries That Are Chicken Soup for the Cynical Soul
How many engineers does it take to solve a Rubik’s Cube in one-tenth of a second?
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14 Celebrity Sibling Rivalries That Need Mom As a Referee
In fairness, if your brother was a Baldwin, you wouldn’t want to talk to them either
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We’re Just Seeing Right Now, Sorry, It’s Been a Crazy Week
It won’t happen again
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, May 14, 2025
Some of your doctors probably swore an oath written by a guy named Louis Lasagna
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The Best and Worst Celebrity Game-Show Appearances
‘What does it mean, ‘hanky panky’?’
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to Break the Tension at Your Next Family Get-Together When Your Fringe Uncle Starts Transvestigating the Pope
Save your voice for your little J6 Choir practice, Uncle Joey
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, May 13, 2025
It’s increasingly likely that there will be a Conclave insider trading scandal in our lifetimes
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14 Disturbing Overshares from Shameless Celebrities
Everything we’ve learned about Gronk’s hog has been against our will
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Our Bumbling Henchmen Brought Back to Our Lair Instead of That Blasted Hero
In their defense, you get what you pay for
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Monday, May 12, 2025
ACAB means Fuzai the adorable corgi
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The Oldest Pros in Pro Sports
There’s nothing more tragic than an 80-year-old snooker player cut down in his prime.
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