Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
PICTOFACT 32 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That May Just Break Your Bones If the Sticks and Stones Don’t Work The time for words is over. Now we bring out the PictoFacts Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published October 05, 2025
PICTOFACT 31 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Would Dive in Slow-Mo to Take a Bullet for You They’re slow, but loyal Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published October 05, 2025
PICTOFACT 30 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Told You in Confidence, We Can’t Believe You Told the Whole School We’re never gonna live these down Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published October 04, 2025
PICTOFACT 30 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Stuffed Themselves Into Their Special Tights After Taking Some Time Off From the Superhero Game It’s gonna take one heck of a training montage for these things to fit again Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published October 04, 2025
PICTOFACT 34 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are Teaching Our Girlfriend to Dance and Getting Mighty Cozy With Her As long as she’s having fun, we’re happy Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published October 04, 2025
PICTOFACT 30 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Who Have, Against All Odds, Found Themselves Competing in a High-Stakes Binge-Drinking Competition Somewhere in Germany Beer? In a glass boot? Now we’ve seen everything Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published October 03, 2025
PICTOFACT 30 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Were Handed in a Fast-Casual Restaurant Takeout Bag Only because it wouldn’t fit in a chip bag Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published October 02, 2025
PICTOFACT 30 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Were Set Up by Their Parents, Much to Everyone’s Embarrassment There’s no way they’re gonna get along. Unless... Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published October 01, 2025
PICTOFACT 30 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia So Intense We Got a Nosebleed After Writing Them That’s how you can tell we were really using our noggin Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published September 30, 2025
12 Nightmare Hollywood Costars Way Worse Than Your Annoying Coworker Yes, even the guy who obviously wants you compliment him on his humming Authors By Jesse Published September 30, 2025
PICTOFACT 31 Charming Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Kissed Us on the Lips While We Were Asleep in the Middle of the Woods Are they not teaching consent at the royal castle? Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published September 29, 2025
12 Eye-Popping Ways Celebrities Uncovered Their Families’ Darkest Secrets That’s what you get for trying to find your Christmas presents early, Tim McGraw Authors By Jesse Published September 29, 2025
PICTOFACT 32 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Will Just Go on Their Phones If You Start Winning an Argument They have so much stuff on their phones. Music, apps, games, obviously Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published September 28, 2025
PICTOFACT 37 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Your Stomach Will Expand for No Matter How Full You Are After a Meal Your ancestors want you to consume these tidbits Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published September 28, 2025
14 TV Shows Saved From Cancellation by Fan Activism It takes a very odd fandom to get 20 tons of nuts donated to the troops Authors By Jesse Published September 28, 2025
PICTOFACT 31 Random Bits of Pop -Culture Trivia Jabbered by a Charismatic Running Back While He Was Mic’d Up You never know what these guys are gonna say Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published September 28, 2025
PICTOFACT 30 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Calling to Us From the Darkness in a Muffled Imitation of Our Mother’s Voice Yeah, no thanks Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published September 27, 2025
PICTOFACT 30 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Realized, Upon Some Reflection, That Perhaps They’re the Bad Guys They’re this close to dismantling their big evil machine, don’t interrupt them Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published September 27, 2025
12 Tips from Celebrities to Make You a Far Worse or Weirder Parent They’re hoarding generational wealth and generational trauma Authors By Jesse Published September 27, 2025
PICTOFACT 30 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Chewed Us to the Bone the Moment We Fell Into the River Those suckers were hungry Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published September 27, 2025
