Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
PICTOFACT What If Larry David Was A Dinosaur? What if Larry David was a fuzzy little lizard Muppet? Authors By Jesse Published May 29, 2020
PICTOFACT The Dark Secret Of Being A Mom In A Pixar Movie What's the big, juicy secret behind the moms of Pixar? Authors By Jesse Published May 28, 2020
PICTOFACT 13 Beloved Franchises That Became Unwatchable Instead of pulling the plug they electrocuted us Authors By Jesse Published May 08, 2020
PHOTOPLASTY The Dumbest, Pettiest Ways Super-powerful Characters Would Abuse Their Powers Super power doesn't equal super virtue. Authors By Jesse Published May 01, 2020
PICTOFACT 15 Bizarre TV Shows That Somehow Ended Up Airing Anyone know where we can binge-watch these? Authors By Jesse Published April 29, 2020
PICTOFACT 15 Behind The Scenes Movie And TV Bonkers Stories Sometimes production is even weirder than what you see on the screen. Authors By Jesse Published April 15, 2020
PHOTOPLASTY Worst-Case Wario Scenarios IRL Imagine a world where Wario was the hero. Authors By Jesse Published March 13, 2020