Worst-Case Wario Scenarios IRL
Imagine a world where Wario was the hero.
![Worst-Case Wario Scenarios IRL](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/6/5/4/727654.jpg?v=2)
Scratched from the brain of Jesse Eisemann.
Wario is the uncontested bad boy of the Mario franchise. This is a guy who weaponized his own ass, turned gluttony into a superpower, and, canonically, very likely grew up an orphan by choice.
But let's take a minute to appreciate how much more heinous he could be, if unleashed upon other corners of popular culture:
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