jesse_e New York

Real Name: Jesse

Member Since: November 26th, 2008

About Me:

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4 Real Super Mario Adventures Nintendo Doesn't Want Anybody Knowing About

By Jesse

Mario's video games tend to be pretty tame and straightforward, but any time he warps into another medium things get freaking wild.

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5 Spider-Man Storylines Too Hot For The MCU

By Jesse

Just Marvel's friendly neighborhood meal ticket.

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16 Celebs You May Be Surprised To Learn Are Already Slingin' Cannabis

By Jesse

Nic Cage's uncle wants to sell you weed.

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You Can't Fire Them, They Quit! 15 Stars Everyone Forgets Officially Retired

By Jesse

They like, totally COULD get work, if they wanted to.

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Tell Us Now: Which Fictional Universe Has The Best Purchasable Loot?

By Cracked Readers, Jesse

“I’m going to Coruscant and buying video games.”

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15 Hot Mic Moments That Spilled Some Piping Hot Accidental Tea

By Jesse

Oh, like you've never had a bad day and screamed obscenities and damning confessions on a hot mic?!

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15 Suspiciously Specific Clauses In Pro Athletes' Contracts

By Jesse

Enough with the dollars and cents, we want to talk horses and mustache wax.

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15 Actors Who Stumbled Butt-First Into Legendary Careers

By Jesse, Cracked Writers

Sometimes the best way to break into the business is to mind your own.

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Tell Us Now: 20 Director's Cuts That Totally Leveled Up Ho-Hum Theatrical Releases

By Cracked Readers, Jesse

This Alan Smithee guy is gonna be huge.

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16 Bonehead Off-Field Injuries Sustained By Pro Athletes

By Jesse

High fives and spider dreams have sidelined more pros than you probably thought.

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The 16 All-Time Dumbest Excuses Made By Public Figures

By Jesse, Cracked Writers

Just own it, man.

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15 Big Swings From The Titans Of The Fast Food Industry

By Jesse

The path to the Quesalupa is littered with Waffle Tacos and Kit Kat Chocodillas.