Cracked Columnists
The Guy Who Shipwrecked On A Cannibal Island Then Took It Over
Our mission here is to scour history for the single Weirdest Life Anyone Has Ever Lived.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Why Christmas 2020 Could Be An All-Time Nightmare
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- By Jason Pargin
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5 Predictions For The Dumb 2020 Election Season
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- By Jason Pargin
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A ROUNDUP OF INTERVIEWS, DEEP DIVES, & TRIVIA
Why Hollywood Should Scrap All COVID-19 Movies
Literally another other topic, please.
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- By Jason Pargin
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Historical Takeaways For What's Happening Now
History (both modern and powdered-wigged) has advice for us.
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- By Alex Schmidt
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Beloved Hobbies That Are Secretly The New 'Dad Things'
If you enjoy these things, you might be a dad!
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- By Lydia Bugg
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3 Emoji With Awesomely Bizarre Origin Stories
That poo pile is smiling for a reason.
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- By Alex Schmidt
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5 Common Beliefs That Make Disasters Worse
None of these ideologies are productive!
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- By Jason Pargin
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5 Celebrities With Horrifyingly Terrible Relatives
These are great examples of why you shouldn't tell your kids that you're rich.
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- By Lydia Bugg
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Dating Reality Shows That Achieved Full Berserk
Reality dating shows are pretty weird as a general concept.
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- By Laura Merli
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Why There Is Suddenly A Thriving Market For Bigfoot Erotica
There's a long and fascinating history behind cryptozoological smut.
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- By Andrew McRae
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