Cracked Archive

The Potato Chip That Destroyed The Bowels Of America

If Olestra chips were a thing today, they would last 35 minutes before social media turned on them.

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Guy Who Claims To Be Second Coming of Christ Arrested In Russia

The second coming of Christ as an ex-traffic cop was not on my 2020 bingo, but here we are I guess.

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Bizarre Lies 19 Famous People Thought They'd Get Away With

Famous people lie. It's shocking, we know.

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The New '80s-Themed 'American Girl' Doll Is Secretly Horrifying

Not enough toys include subtle references to national tragedies

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Dolly Parton's 'Jolene' Works As A Stealth Lesbian Love Song

Seriously folks, that Jolene is one fine looking gal.

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We Can’t Believe This Dumb Movie Is Real: 'Assassin 33 A.D.'

Time travel + Jesus = madness.

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For Murky Legal Reasons, There's A Warehouse Full Of Clown Eggs

Who told clowns they needed to be weirder?

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First Episode Vs. Last Episode: 15 Actors Who Probably Regret Quitting Iconic Roles

Somebody call a seamstress, this guy's too big for his britches!

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5 Actors That Got Into Character In The Dumbest Ways Imaginable

Sometimes actors are a little too eager to jump off the deep end.

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A Koozie For Your Burrito Is Peak Genius (Or Madness?)

You never realized a burrito needed a fancy suit, but here we all are.

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Who Is Responsible For The First Selfie? A Scientific Investigation

Seriously, is it Reese Witherspoon? Some dead guy from the 1800s? My mom?

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21 Actors Who Landed Huge Roles In Bizarre Ways

Hollywood is just as insane and random as the rest of the world.

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25 Horrifying Diseases That Sound Like Something Out Of A Movie

Those B-movies are way more factual than you'd think.

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