Cracked Archive

'Tiger King's' Joe Exotic Chartered a Pickup Truck Limo In Hopes of Presidential Pardon

I wonder how Carole Baskin feels about this ...


'Wandavision' Inadvertently Anticipated How We Watch TV Today

Not surprisingly, Disney wants to encourage our TV addiction.


5 Most Dangerously Garbage Parents In Pop-Culture

You can tell they're fictional because child services haven't arrested them.


Deep Inside India's Ancient Sex Statue Temple

How prudish should you be for a place that has statues Eiffel Towering?


Warner Bros. New Logo Exemplifies Why We Hate Brand Redesigns

... where's that iconic gold shield?


5 Details That Make 'Mandalorian' A Show All About Getting Old

'The Mandalorian' lets characters do something 'Star Wars' never lets characters do ... Be old


President Trump Will Reportedly Issue 100 Pardons, Commutations During His Last Full Day In Office

Yep, definitely *not* a suspicious move from someone who was impeached twice ...


Did 'Space Karen' Elon Musk Kill Jamie Lynn Spears' Cats?

Move over, Mark Zuckeberg -- Elon Musk has a new internet foe.


5 Reasons To Learn Cockney Rhyming Slang, The Weirdest And Best English Slang

If you ever wanted to sound like a character in a Guy Ritchie movie, here's the first step.


Looking For The Best Medieval Artists? Check For Blue Teeth.

You’ve got a little gemstone in your teeth there.


'Burn After Reading' Predicted Part of This Mess

'The Simpsons' has some stiff competition on its hands in terms of predicting the future....


5 Eyebrow-Arching Superhero Stories Hollywood'll Never Make

History class never mentioned that the Ninja Turtles ended the Third Reich, but they apparently did.


The 'Ghostbusters' Song Is Way Pervier Than We Realized

Just how good does bustin' make you feel?


Irrefutable Evidence Mario Is A Vat-Grown Supersoldier

The belly button doesn’t lie!