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4 Real Super Mario Adventures Nintendo Doesn't Want Anybody Knowing About
4 Real Super Mario Adventures Nintendo Doesn't Want Anybody Knowing About

Mario's video games tend to be pretty tame and straightforward, but any time he warps into another medium things get freaking wild.

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The 'Sex Pistols' Of Tik-Tok May Be Just Like The IRL 'Sex Pistols': A Made-Up Band
The 'Sex Pistols' Of Tik-Tok May Be Just Like The IRL 'Sex Pistols': A Made-Up Band

"How do you do, fellow TikTok punks?" - this band, maybe.

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5 Everyday Science Facts (Nearly Everybody Gets Wrong)
5 Everyday Science Facts (Nearly Everybody Gets Wrong)

We all love science, sure, but it sure is stupid hard at times.

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Germany’s Favorite Meme? Pretending One Of Their Cities Doesn’t Exist
Germany’s Favorite Meme? Pretending One Of Their Cities Doesn’t Exist

The funniest thing to come out of Germany since slightly suggestive sausages.

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Death By Clown: 5 People Who Had The Worst Birthdays
Death By Clown: 5 People Who Had The Worst Birthdays

Realize that you at least had a better birthday than the following unlucky people.

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Ghostbusters Cereal is Now Apparently a Thing Again
Ghostbusters Cereal is Now Apparently a Thing Again

Ever wondered what would happen if you used your proton pack to store your Trix, Lucky Charms, and perhaps some shrimp?

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Vice Issues Apology After Publishing Altered Photos of Cambodian Genocide Victims Smiling
Vice Issues Apology After Publishing Altered Photos of Cambodian Genocide Victims Smiling

Pro tip: don't ask genocide victims to retroactively 'say cheese.'

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Reminder: Captain America, Jack Kirby, and Stan Lee Have Always Been 'Woke'
Reminder: Captain America, Jack Kirby, and Stan Lee Have Always Been 'Woke'

From the day he socked a dictator, Cap has always been woke.

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The Unifying Theme of the 'Space Jam' Franchise: Hating On Disney
The Unifying Theme of the 'Space Jam' Franchise: Hating On Disney

We're all caught in a spat between two corporations.

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5 Stupidly Bonehead Video Game Schemes
5 Stupidly Bonehead Video Game Schemes

Sometimes video game companies do such hilariously dumb and shady things that you almost have to applaud them for the audacity.

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Steampunk Cosplayers Are Keeping British Heritage Towns Alive
Steampunk Cosplayers Are Keeping British Heritage Towns Alive

Put on three pairs of goggles and travel to the birthplace of Victorianism.

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5 Companies Behaving Worse Than Ever
5 Companies Behaving Worse Than Ever

Out of terrible companies these are the cream of the crap.

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Who Would Want to Buy an $80 Used Tissue?
Who Would Want to Buy an $80 Used Tissue?

A social experiment that did not age well.

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Apparently Nobody Can Drive In Justice League
Apparently Nobody Can Drive In Justice League

Did they even invent seatbelts in this universe?

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5 Insanely Stupid Live-Action Saturday Morning Shows
5 Insanely Stupid Live-Action Saturday Morning Shows

Live-action Saturday morning television from back in the day had some of the most out-there shows possible.

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