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Stoop Kid From 'Hey, Arnold!' Is Thriving During All This

Stoop Kid is smart not to leave his stoop.

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What If Larry David Was A Dinosaur?

What if Larry David was a fuzzy little lizard Muppet?

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The 'Star Wars' Game Show Is Giving Us ‘90s Nickelodeon Vibes

Make green slime canon, you cowards.

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Stop Explaining What MLK 'Would Have Done' To MLK’s Children

Twitter users know no shame.

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More Than Half Of Americans Might Say 'Pass' To A Vaccine

Trusting the government is a bitter pill to swallow.

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3 Uncomfortably Randy Movie Novelizations - Your Brain On Cracked

Doctor Jordan is off the clock this week as he slips into something more comfortable and makes us all extremely uncomfortable.

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Not Only Did 'Sonic The Hedgehog' NOT Suck, Sonic 2 Might Be Better

We're just as surpised as you are.

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Dating Sites Have Fake Babes: 5 Ways Tech Companies Rip Us Off

If dating site babes are fake, is nothing sacred?

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A Real Race Car Driver Got Fired For Cheating ... In A Video Game

Imagine cheating not only to not win but then to get caught because you lost so much less than usual.

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Superman, The World's Most Recognizable Superhero, Has Been Reduced To Cameos

Toss several coins to your Witcher if you want him to be Superman again.

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Tattoos That Famous Characters Probably Keep Hidden

Everyone's got them. Why shouldn't imaginary people?

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Monopolies Normal People Have No Clue Exist

These industries, they are dummy concentrated.

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Trump Tries To Battle Social Media Censorship By Censoring Social Media

Trump didn't get his way, so he's looking to upend the internet as we know it.

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The Dark Secret of Being a Mom in a Pixar Movie

What's the big, juicy secret behind the moms of Pixar?

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