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Stoop Kid From 'Hey, Arnold!' Is Thriving During All This
Stoop Kid is smart not to leave his stoop.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 29, 2020
What If Larry David Was A Dinosaur?
What if Larry David was a fuzzy little lizard Muppet?
- By Jesse Eisemann
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- May 29, 2020
The 'Star Wars' Game Show Is Giving Us ‘90s Nickelodeon Vibes
Make green slime canon, you cowards.
- By JM McNab
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- May 29, 2020
Stop Explaining What MLK 'Would Have Done' To MLK’s Children
Twitter users know no shame.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 29, 2020
Underreported Ways The Trump Admin Screwed This Up
Pandemics are hard, guys.
- By Andrea Meno
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- May 29, 2020
More Than Half Of Americans Might Say 'Pass' To A Vaccine
Trusting the government is a bitter pill to swallow.
- By Cedric Voets
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- May 29, 2020
3 Uncomfortably Randy Movie Novelizations - Your Brain On Cracked
Doctor Jordan is off the clock this week as he slips into something more comfortable and makes us all extremely uncomfortable.
- By Jordan Breeding, Caleb Gritsko
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- May 29, 2020
Not Only Did 'Sonic The Hedgehog' NOT Suck, Sonic 2 Might Be Better
We're just as surpised as you are.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 29, 2020
Dating Sites Have Fake Babes: 5 Ways Tech Companies Rip Us Off
If dating site babes are fake, is nothing sacred?
- By Alex Hanton
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- May 29, 2020
A Real Race Car Driver Got Fired For Cheating ... In A Video Game
Imagine cheating not only to not win but then to get caught because you lost so much less than usual.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- May 29, 2020
Superman, The World's Most Recognizable Superhero, Has Been Reduced To Cameos
Toss several coins to your Witcher if you want him to be Superman again.
- By Luis Prada
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- May 29, 2020
Tattoos That Famous Characters Probably Keep Hidden
Everyone's got them. Why shouldn't imaginary people?
- By Andres Diplotti
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- May 29, 2020
Monopolies Normal People Have No Clue Exist
These industries, they are dummy concentrated.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- May 29, 2020
Trump Tries To Battle Social Media Censorship By Censoring Social Media
Trump didn't get his way, so he's looking to upend the internet as we know it.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 28, 2020
The Dark Secret of Being a Mom in a Pixar Movie
What's the big, juicy secret behind the moms of Pixar?
- By Jesse Eisemann
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- May 28, 2020
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