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The Completely Necessary Deep Dive On Matt Rife's Dental Work
Internet detectives investigate whether Rife's teeth are real or not -- but the secret's already out
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1 Hugh Grant Hated Playing An Oompa Loompa Even More Than We’ll Hate Watching Him Do It
"I couldn’t have hated the whole thing more," Grant said of the filming process of the prequel no one asked for
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23 TV Episodes That Surprised Even the Most Jaded Viewers
We still haven’t recovered from Omar’s death on ‘The Wire’
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 Monsters That Were Just Optical Illusions
Legends tell of a lady that was also a vase
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- By Eli Yudin
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The Best ‘Simpsons’ Jokes About How Overweight Homer Is
Fans choose their favorite ‘Simpsons’ fat jokes from the all-you-can-eat canon
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‘Thank You for Being a Friend’: 15 Trivia Tidbits About ‘The Golden Girls’
Guess which one secretly hated all that cheesecake
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- By Zanandi Botes
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The Best Joke and Worst Joke George Carlin Ever Told
We sorted through thousands of Carlin bits so you don’t have to
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- By Matt Solomon
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4 Awful Mishaps that Befell People on Vacation
Vacations can result in awkwardness and/or death
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Did John Cleese Dream That Monty Python Was Canceled?
Cleese says that sleep was his secret to successful comedy writing
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Scientologist ‘Cheers’ Star Kirstie Alley Refused to Appear on ‘Frasier’ Because He’s A Psychiatrist
Rebecca Howe was the only main character from ‘Cheers’ to never cameo in ‘Frasier’
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The Four Worst Canadian Comedies to Leak Across the Border
Even John Candy couldn’t save these Canuck stinkers
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- By Matt Solomon
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Matt Rife Is Such A Great Comic That He Needs Jordan Peterson to Explain Why He’s Funny
Rife reached out to appear on the controversial conservative commentators podcast where they discussed Rife’s comedy with all the humor of a root-canal treatment
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New Catholic Rob Schneider Doesn’t Know If He Can Still Tell Dirty Jokes
No more ‘whipping my dick out’ for Schneider
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- By Matt Solomon
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‘The Simpsons’ Called Red Lobster’s Endless Shrimp Debacle, Naturally
Once again, ‘The Simpsons’ reminds us that it’s the Nostradamus of comedy
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Rejected ‘SNL’ Sketch Would Have Reimagined ‘Home Alone’ with Eric Trump Left Behind
Merry Christmas, you filthy liberals
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