... which raises the question of why he was in his Jedi robes at all. Isn't he pretty anti-Jedi at this point? A potential clue comes later on when we see Luke don his robes again, this time before he goes to go burn down the Jedi library. Though to be fair, housing your collection of priceless books inside a goddamn tree seems destined for catastrophe regardless of what you do.

Lucasfilm"They're all full of mold anyway, so this is more of a symbolic gesture."

This is Luke's lowest moment in the movie, after Rey has discovered the truth that he once considered bumping off his nephew. Why dress up for such an occasion? Luke tells Yoda, "I'm ending all of this." Which doesn't sound like he's only going to torch a tree. It sounds downright suicidal.

If Luke put on his robes as part of some kind of ceremonial goodbye, that could also explain why he was wearing them earlier, and why he was lurking at the edge of a giant cliff. Meaning that at the end of The Force Awakens, Rey inadvertently saved Luke's life.

It's not such a stretch. Luke tells Rey that he came to the island "to die," and Mark Hamill once referred to this version of Luke as "a suicidal, cranky old man." When Luke actually dies, he is, again, wearing his robes.

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LucasfilmThen the floor is wearing them, so the floor is suicidal now, we guess.

The official reason for all this, found in the movie's official novelization, is that the robes are the "ceremonial attire" for burning the magic tree down -- which doesn't really make sense. It seems more like the author concocted a sanitized version of the film's true subtext so that it didn't read like a Star Wars-y version of The Bell Jar. (The Bell Jar-Jar?)

The costumes of Jurassic Park turn everything into a loose creation allegory, with the island as a sort of Eden, albeit a cooler one with dinosaurs. As pointed out by lecturer Mike Hill, Hammond is the "archetypal" God figure, dressed all in white with a white beard. His whole deal is not only creation, but also containing that creation. And you know that if God exists, then he's bragging all the time about how expensive the Universe was.

Universal PicturesAlso, he played Santa in another movie, and he's basically God but merrier.

Ian Malcolm, the Jeff Goldblum character turned internet meme, is the visual opposite of Hammond, dressed entirely in black, meaning he's either a Devil figure or a huge Johnny Cash fan. Not unlike the Satan of Genesis (the book, not the band), Malcolm's whole deal is chaos. Everything he believes in opposes the containment of this paradise.

Universal PicturesSymbolized by his reluctance to contain his glorious pecs.

That means Dr. Sattler and Dr. Grant are sort of the Adam and Eve of this allegory. Their gendered roles are underscored by the fact that they're dressed in pink and blue:

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Universal PicturesThis could also symbolize that they shop at Benetton.

Like Satan in his snake-y form and Eve, Malcolm tries to tempt Ellie with the knowledge of chaos theory. The leather jacket and confident swagger probably help the whole "using experimental mathematics as a pickup line" bit.

Universal PicturesAnd the, you know, "being Jeff Goldblum" part.

As was the case with Eden, the whole paradise thing doesn't exactly go according to plan, because the dinosaurs are secretly doing it -- not through the Biblical route of performing self-surgery and deciding one of your bones should be a woman, but thanks to frog DNA. If only Hammond had spared no expense and stocked the park with Apple computers instead off-brand PCs, the symbolism would be perfect.

There are other even subtler callbacks to Song Of The South. When we first meet B'rer Fox, his plan is to trap B'rer Rabbit using a (sigh) "tar baby." When we first meet Nick, he is also running a scam using a fake baby.

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Walt Disney PicturesThis is unrelated to Nick's aborted fanfiction baby (click on that if you dare).

Plus, the movie's exciting conclusion calls to mind the end of Uncle Remus' story. B'rer Rabbit gets tossed into the wild brier patch, while Nick and Judy get tossed into a museum replica of the wild:

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Walt Disney PicturesAs in the jungle, not the Disney movie The Wild. That would be too cruel.

B'rer Fox thinks the Rabbit is dead, while Zootopia's villain sees Nick kill Judy ...

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... only to have it be revealed that they pulled one over on the villain and are secretly alive.

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While Disney hides Song Of The South like you would a Nickelback tattoo at a job interview, there still are relics of the characters in Disneyland's Splash Mountain, which takes riders through an animatronic-filled version of the movie that conveniently omits the part about human beings being sold as property.

It's a hint that he's the family's former Olympian, and not, say, a hipster with money to burn on eBay.

To get his hands on the Holy Grail, Indy has to go through three booby-trapped tests. Similarly, as young Indy escapes the looters who are after the also Jesus-y Cross of Coronado, he goes through three train cars. Each Grail test and train car share some kind of connection. In one, Indy has to do a somersault:

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LucasfilmAlthough only one actor needed a green screen to pull it off.

As a kid, Indy comes face to face with a lion. As an adult, he faces the "Leap From the Lion's Head," featuring a statue of a ... lion's head.

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LucasfilmSo a big-ass lion creates no lifelong phobias, but some adorable little snakes do?

And when adult Indy can't spell "Jehovah," he falls through the floor ...

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... which matches wee Indy falling through the floor of the train, in the false bottom of a magician's trunk.

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LucasfilmDoes the magician perform this trick exclusively inside this one train car or what?

Plus, the magician's trunk is (oddly) decorated with a goat's head and a pentagram, which are usually associated with paganism. So in both cases, it's a symbolic lack of piety that leads to Indiana Jones' fall.

Young Indy runs home and finds his dad reading a book about a knight ...

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... while adult Indy finds a knight reading a book.

LucasfilmPresumably a James Bond novelization.

This all paves the way for Indiana Jones to save his father and patch up their relationship, thus sparing himself years of plundering ancient knick-knacks just to pay for the inevitable therapy bills.

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