Be honest, how hard are you listening to the lyrics of any given song? Chances are good that you're mainly just awkwardly dancing and mumbling your way through it anyway.

But that's OK, because our readers are here help you avoid those catchy tunes that have severely dark undertones. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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