Be honest, how hard are you listening to the lyrics of any given song? Chances are good that you're mainly just awkwardly dancing and mumbling your way through it anyway.

But that's OK, because our readers are here help you avoid those catchy tunes that have severely dark undertones. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by BRWombat

A minute and a half into Do They Know It's Christmas? the 1984 Band Aid anthem recorded and released to raise money for Ethiopian famine relief, Bon

Entry by plasquatch

thewntles BEU 10.185 M LONNDOR dt Wete WHELLE CALORNIE HAPPY TOGETHER So happy together So bappy together How is the weather? ...wait, the weather? Wh

Entry by FrankLee

Their blood has wash'd out their foul. footstep's pollution No refuge could save the hireling and slave From the teror of flight the gloom of the or

Entry by Underdawg5

You Are My Sunshine You know it. You love it. You sing it to your -year-old before bedtime ... But 1 bet you don't sing past the first verse ... I'll

Entry by mejsjalv

CRACKED.COM WTF!? Just gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme fried chicken. A way to end One Vision, a song about hope, unity and love

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