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Keegan Kelly
Dad, husband, President, citizen.
The World’s Biggest Randy Marsh Fan Has Finally Perfected Her ‘South Park’ Shrine
Randy’s self-professed lesbian wife posted an update on the most complete collection of Randy merch in the world
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Don’t Forget That the Olympics Snubbed Springfield Because of Bart Simpson’s Stand-Up Act
In 1999, Springfield had the Olympics in the bag before the IOC showed the world that they couldn’t take a joke
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Jon Stewart Says That Traditional TV News Is Icing Him Out
Stewart accuses NBC and CNN of banning their reporters from appearing on ‘The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart’
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Dan Harmon Changed the Course of the ‘Rick and Morty’ Universe After Fans Guessed This Plot Twist
Harmon scrapped a possible secret identity storyline after someone in the ‘Rick and Morty’ subreddit started to catch on
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An Original ‘Despicable Me’ Screenwriter Couldn’t Believe That Universal Changed His Minions Lore
Originally, the Minions were made in Gru’s lab and didn’t need an alibi for World War II
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An Extra Told Edgar Wright That ‘Shaun of the Dead’ Would Go Straight-to-Video
Some people on the set of cinema’s greatest zombie comedy believed that ‘Shaun of the Dead’ would die on a VHS shelf
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Patrick Warburton Insists That ‘Bee Movie’ Was ‘Basically’ as Good as ‘Seinfeld’
In a recent ‘Bee Movie’ retrospective, Warburton proved that he has no idea why we found ‘Bee Movie’ funny
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Modern ‘Seinfeld’ Fans Can’t Believe That Newspaper Sticks Were A Real Thing and Not Just A Joke
Back in the 1990s, the library used to be the best place to save a quarter
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How Is Michael Bay’s ‘Skibidi Toilet’ Movie and TV Deal Not A ’30 Rock’ Joke?
The ‘Transformers’ director will turn the surrealist YouTube series into a long-form franchise
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This Perfect Russell Brand Parody Remains Undefeated
Morgana Robinson’s brilliant impression of the Brand’s BS from 2015 is coming up on a decade of continuous relevance
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We’re All Trying to Find the Guy Responsible for the Wienermobile Roll-Over Crash
It could literally be any one of us
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Jon Stewart’s Healthcare Campaign for Our 9/11 Heroes Sadly Still Isn’t Over Yet
After fighting to secure healthcare and compensation for first responders, Stewart says that the VA is ignoring the needs of veterans deployed in the first few weeks post-9/11
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Today Is the Day Milhouse Finally Takes Lisa Out on a Date in His Lamborghini
According to the ‘Simpsons’ comic series, Lisa should be ready at 8 p.m. wearing her Lambo best
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J.D. Vance Just Stole Tim Heidecker’s Hack Stand-Up Act
Heidecker’s parody of horrible anti-woke comedy laid the blueprint for the VP hopeful’s cringey stump speech
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Someone Is Leaving Hilariously Fake ‘And Just Like That...’ Filming Notices All Over New York City
What do Mr. Bean, Jim Carrey and Garfield have in common? They’re all apparently appearing in the next season of ‘And Just Like That...’
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Seth Rogen Loses Big in the Battle of Comedy Movie Stars with Will Ferrell, Jim Carrey and Adam Sandler
You have to strike one comic’s film career from history — huehuewho’s your pick?
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What’s ‘South Park’ Going to Say About the Election This Time?
How will Trey Parker and Matt Stone tackle the race for president? Will they even address it at all?
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‘Last Week Tonight’ Kicks Itself for Filming on Saturday Instead of Sunday
President Joe Biden announced his decision not to run for re-election after John Oliver already shot last night’s episode
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Jerry Seinfeld Wanted to Guest Star on ‘South Park’ Until They Told Him What Part He Would Play
Seinfeld could have appeared in the very first 'South Park' Thanksgiving episode if he had a little more gratitude for their offer
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Rob McElhenney’s ‘Welcome to Wrexham’ Quadruples ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’s All-Time Emmy Nominations in Just Two Seasons
With six nominations this year alone, ‘Welcome to Wrexham’ crushes ‘Always Sunny’s all-time mark
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