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14 Iliza Shlesinger Jokes for the Hall of Fame
‘The weekend represents the 48 hours that you have to fuck up the life you worked so hard for all week’
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0 The Best George Santos Dunks So Far
The funniest flamings of the fraudulent, possibly felonious congressman
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- By Keegan Kelly
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No One Does Workplace Comedy Better Than This TikToker
Even Jesus Nalgas’ stage name is a little joke — it translates to ‘Jesus Butt Cheeks’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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The 10 ‘Horniest’ Celebrities, Ranked
Jimmy Kimmel and his clarinet vs. Jonathan Frakes and his trombone. You decide
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- By Matt Solomon
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‘Party Down’ Revival Trailer Features Nick Offerman, Quinta Brunson and Jennifer Garner Because They Want People to Actually Watch It This Time
The star-studded trailer has already out-performed the show’s entire second season
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Kevin Bacon’s Smarmy Face Got Him Into ‘Animal House’
The role that made America say, ‘Thank you, Sir, may I have another?’
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- By Matt Solomon
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Was Saturday Night Live’s ‘Californians’ Just an Excuse to Break Character?
Why couldn’t anyone keep a straight face during driving directions?
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- By Matt Solomon
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Dean Blandino, Fox Sports’ Rules Guru, Is a Former Stand-Up
We’re still trying to imagine the Sage of Sideline Infractions telling jokes in the vein of his cited influences: Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Eddie Murphy and Redd Foxx
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- By Matt Solomon
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54 of the Funniest Patton Oswalt Jokes and Moments for His 54th Birthday
‘When I was 25, all I did was just scream, ‘Sellout! Fucking sellouts! Corporate sellout! Industry bullshit!’ I looked back on it and I realized, ‘Oh, I was screaming sellout because nobody wanted to buy what I was selling.’
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- By Dan Fritschie
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Is The Whitest Kids U’ Know’s Zach Cregger Turning Into the Next Jordan Peele?
A massive bidding war broke out in Hollywood over Cregger’s latest script — is he poised to join Peele at the forefront of comedians-doing-horror?
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Garrett Morris Says Al Franken Stole Credit for the ‘White Guilt Relief Fund’ Sketch on ‘Saturday Night Live’
The OG ‘Saturday Night Live’ cast member still has an ax to grind from a plagiarism incident in Season One
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Jason Alexander Disavows Infamous ‘Metroid Prime’ Picture, Denies Being A Nerd
Alexander claims to have no recollection of the iconic pic — but the photographer remembers it all too well
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Alleged Crypto Bro Jimmy Fallon Didn’t Disclose His Financial Stake While Hawking ‘Bored Ape’ NFTs on ‘The Tonight Show’
Fallon and other A-listers could face consequences for allegedly inspiring their fans to pay the price of a house for a monkey JPEG
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Oh, We’re Still Doing This?: Neil Patrick Harris Is Reprising His Barney Character for ‘How I Met Your Father’
A reboot of a beloved comedy brought back an OG character to thunderous applause — where have we heard this one before?
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Dark Humor Jokes From Unexpected Sources
Including this terrifying bit from Ronald Reagan at the height of the Cold War: ‘My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes’
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- By Dan Fritschie
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