Cracked Archive - Weird World
5 Amazing Non-Verbal Languages People Actually Use
Today we teach you critical life skills like how conduct a conversation via loud whistling, use a mess of string to do math, and curse a logging company.
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1 15 Facts About Fighting Celebs And Fighting Planets
And chimps ... in ... spaaaace.
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- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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15 Illegal Pets The Government Should Shut Up And Let Me Own
Why don't you worry about the economy and I'll worry about my monkey.
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- By Eli Yudin
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Cracked's History Of 'Goosebumps': 8 Moments That Left Readers Totally Confused
Goosebumps routinely overshot horror and landed in weird.
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Cracked's History Of 'Goosebumps': 6 Books That Did It Best
We're choosing to call this "Literary critique" instead of "Blatantly indulging our nostalgia.."
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Cracked's History Of 'Goosebumps': 30 Books In 30 Days
We made Chris Corlew read 30 Goosebumps books in a month. Maybe one day he'll forgive us for it.
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Cracked's History Of 'Goosebumps': 5 Reasons Kids Were Roaring For A Horror Series
Of all the types of children’s literature kids could read, why did they choose to fill their heads with nightmares and grotesqueries?
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Cracked's History Of 'Goosebumps': 4 Reasons R.L. Stine Took Over Our Childhood
He's the Stephen King of ages 7-13 and was probably your introduction to horror.
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13 Hecka Haunted Objects From Around The World
Personally, I believe that all dolls are haunted until proven otherwise.
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- By Eli Yudin
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Iron Crotch: The Ancient Martial Art Of Junk Crushing
We don't recommend this. We barely recommend reading about it.
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Heartwarming: A Murderer Watched ‘Lord Of The Rings’ As His Final Request
He also got ice cream! Then came the execution.
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4 Secret Dirtbag Underbellies Of Favorite Hobbies
From houseplants to surf spots, there's plenty of a-hole hobbyists out there trying to ruin it for everyone.
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- By Carolyn Page
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16 Dead Serious Facts About Comedy Itself
Using these facts, maybe we can start being funny again.
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- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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The 15 Best Side Dishes Of All Time, Ranked
If you disagree, maybe you should get your taste buds checked by a tongueologist.
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5 Strange Ways Murderers Ensured They Got Caught
These weren't dumb criminals. This was weirder than that.
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