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Toy Nerds Can Get a Kid-Friendly 3D Printer for 20% Off This July 4th
You’re not too old to make your own toys, and we’ll beat up anyone who tells you otherwise.
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Wash Your Butt Like a Civilized Person With This Bidet, 20% Off This July 4th
We're not embarrassed at Cracked to admit that we love a warm shot of water to the butthole.
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Meet The Robot Dog That Doesn't Poop
Petoi Bittle is the hypoallergenic, low-maintenance, one-time expense of your puppy dreams. It doesn't even shit.
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This Device Finds Hidden Cameras In Your Airbnb
Remember those MAD Magazine Spy vs. Spy comics? It's kinda like that, except nobody is going to wind up being divided into thirds by a running train.
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Noom Takes a Psychological Approach to Weight Loss
Rather than trying, cutting back, or starting a new diet, though, it might be time to approach weight loss from a more practical perspective.
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Backup All Your Data For A Special Price
With a Degoo Premium Mega Backup Plan, you’ll never have to worry your avatar’s pretty little head again.
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6 Ways to Make Money Online
Remember when you were a kid, shoveling the neighbor's driveway or chopping firewood for arcade money? The internet is sort of like a giant pile of uncut wood.
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Travel the World for Cheap This Summer
Don't pay full price to fly — that's exactly what "they" want you to do.
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5 Ways to Throw an Epic Outdoor Party This Summer
Life is short -- don’t settle for underwhelming barbecue.
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5 Ways to Learn How to Draw Without Going to Art School
Practice at your own pace, whenever you want, with no pretentious teachers breathing down your neck.
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Fine Art America Is Flush with Beautiful Works for the Home
It literally gives you a brain boner.
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Do A Puzzle, Win A Million Bucks
It's a fun new way to gamble!
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Unleash Your Nintendo Switch Anywhere
It's all about getting immersed no matter where you are.
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Time To Solve Your Microsoft Office Illiteracy
Start being an office person before the barbecue sauce stain even sets.
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These Good Bluetooth Earbuds Are At A Gas Station Price Right Now!
It's just like having a pair of AirPods, except you paid, like, one-seventh the price for them because you're smarter than everybody else.
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