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Cracked Archive - News

Susan Sarandon Posts Cat Photo, Unwittingly Sparks Heated Discourse on Bookshelves
Susan Sarandon Posts Cat Photo, Unwittingly Sparks Heated Discourse on Bookshelves

Some say the actress's organization methods aren't the cat's meow.

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OAN Producer Allegedly Fired For Speaking Out Against Network's Bogus Election Coverage
OAN Producer Allegedly Fired For Speaking Out Against Network's Bogus Election Coverage

It seems they may have axed one of their OAN.

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Morrissey's Manager Apparently Spending Too Much Time With Morrissey, Whines About 'The Simpsons'
Morrissey's Manager Apparently Spending Too Much Time With Morrissey, Whines About 'The Simpsons'

Uh oh ...

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Republican Lawmakers Are Now 'Mean Girls' in Ted Cruz 'Burn Book'
Republican Lawmakers Are Now 'Mean Girls' in Ted Cruz 'Burn Book'

Ted Cruz has finally met his match -- Regina George.

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5 Bananas Secret Projects Companies Did In The Name Of Profits
5 Bananas Secret Projects Companies Did In The Name Of Profits

Running a business can get really weird, really fast.

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5 Tricks People Who Complain About 'Cancel Culture' Stole From Comedy
5 Tricks People Who Complain About 'Cancel Culture' Stole From Comedy

We regret to inform you that comedy has been on the verge of death for 30 years.

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Mystery Tree Monster Is Actually Just A Croissant, Officials Confirm
Mystery Tree Monster Is Actually Just A Croissant, Officials Confirm

Who knew a rogue croissant could cause such a fiasco.

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The 'Sex Pistols' Of Tik-Tok May Be Just Like The IRL 'Sex Pistols': A Made-Up Band
The 'Sex Pistols' Of Tik-Tok May Be Just Like The IRL 'Sex Pistols': A Made-Up Band

"How do you do, fellow TikTok punks?" - this band, maybe.

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Ghostbusters Cereal is Now Apparently a Thing Again
Ghostbusters Cereal is Now Apparently a Thing Again

Ever wondered what would happen if you used your proton pack to store your Trix, Lucky Charms, and perhaps some shrimp?

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Vice Issues Apology After Publishing Altered Photos of Cambodian Genocide Victims Smiling
Vice Issues Apology After Publishing Altered Photos of Cambodian Genocide Victims Smiling

Pro tip: don't ask genocide victims to retroactively 'say cheese.'

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Reminder: Captain America, Jack Kirby, and Stan Lee Have Always Been 'Woke'
Reminder: Captain America, Jack Kirby, and Stan Lee Have Always Been 'Woke'

From the day he socked a dictator, Cap has always been woke.

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5 Companies Behaving Worse Than Ever
5 Companies Behaving Worse Than Ever

Out of terrible companies these are the cream of the crap.

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Idaho Lawmakers Heard Pitch About Taking Over 3/4 of Neighbor Oregon, Potentially Parts of California and Washington
Idaho Lawmakers Heard Pitch About Taking Over 3/4 of Neighbor Oregon, Potentially Parts of California and Washington

Idaho may someday become a lot greater -- literally.

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Reminder: You're More Likely To Be Struck By Lightning Than Get A Blood Clot From The Johnson & Johnson Jab
Reminder: You're More Likely To Be Struck By Lightning Than Get A Blood Clot From The Johnson & Johnson Jab

Plus, dissecting the birth control parallel.

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5 Baffling Times Movies And TV Predicted Real Life
5 Baffling Times Movies And TV Predicted Real Life

Some art gets tired of imitating life and calls its shot.

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