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New Year, New Job? FlexJobs Can Help
Remote work has never been so easy
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0 5 of the Worst Landlords Ever (And That’s Saying Something)
McDonald’s tastes all that much worse when you know they own $28.4 billion in real estate
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Oh Thank God, Banksy Is In Ukraine
Wow, bombs ARE bad, when you think about it
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- By Eli Yudin
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4 Easy Excuses For Escaping Cursed Conversations Come Thanksgiving
For those of us who don't want to watch someone with a mouthful of yams discussing voter fraud.
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A British Billionaire Paid $100 Million To The Government So They’d Drop Bribery Charges
He used the bribery to destroy the bribery.
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A Mob Boss Got Jailed At 93, And Released At 100
They thought it was a life sentence. It wasn't.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Reasons I Have Been Physically Removed From A Polling Place
Oh so I guess I can express my opinions, as long as I do it the way YOU want me to?
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- By Eli Yudin
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4 'Discussion' Tactics That Need To Go Away
If you spend any time paying attention to the current state of discourse in this country, you’ve no doubt witnessed more than your fair share of mental gymnastics.
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- By Dan Fritschie
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A Caribbean Country Can Legally Pirate (Because The U.S. Was Cheating Them)
Unclear though how they'll make any money out of this.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Kanye, Billionaire Who Built Career On Song About Jesus, Thinks Jews Are Keeping Him Down
We've moved way beyond "mental health issues."
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- By Eli Yudin
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How Not To Get Away With Murder: Chandler Halderson And His Dumb Web Of Lies
When Chandler Halderson's intricate web of lies collapsed, it collapsed hard.
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- By Dan Fritschie
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How Not To Get Away With Murder: Hiring An Assassin
Today we give you detailed, inside guide for enlisting a hitman (spoiler: you'll get scammed and/or arrested.)
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Everything Included In The Resurrected McDonald's "Boo Bucket" Happy Meal
It's back from the dead, to increase their bottom line!
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- By Eli Yudin
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How Not To Get Away With Murder: Glenn Helzer And The Children Of Thunder
For a guy who wanted to create a tranquil world full of peace and joy, Glenn Helzer sure killed a lot of people.
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- By Dan Fritschie
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How Not To Get Away With Murder: Melanie Maguire And Floating Suitcases
Protip: use incognito mode when browsing for helpful murder tips.
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