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Government Cancels Plan To Vaccinate Santa Early

It looks like some government officials may be getting coal in their stockings this year ...

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Cordelia From 'Buffy' Fought (And Caught) A Real-Life Serial Rapist Cop

In 1991, Charisma Carpenter thought someone was breaking into her home ...

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15 Famous People’s Voices (Secretly) In Your Favorite Movies

If a celeb doesn’t show their face, will anyone recognize their voice?

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Surprising Ways Beloved Movies Accomplished Their Effects

CGI is nothing compared to ingenuity and reckless stubbornness.

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Murder Hornets Are Back, And More Murder Hornet-y Than Ever

Mover over M. Night Shyamalan, the writers of 2020 are back with yet another twist.

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Who Exactly Is The Internet's Dancing Pumpkin Man?

He has to be doing *something* when he's not dancing to 'Ghostbusters' or that one trap version of 'Spooky Scary Skeletons'

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20 True Crimes That Seem Impossible

These are too weird even for Florida.

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Massive 2,000-Year-Old Cat Drawing Discovered In Peru

Ancient drawings of giant cats -- the one thing we actually need more of this year.

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2020-Themed Christmas Ornaments Are Now A Thing, I Guess

Move over, sexy hand sanitizer Halloween costumes, Christmas this year comes complete with glittery toilet paper ornaments.

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Now You Know: 13 Facts That’ll Exert The Old Cerebellum

The kind of exertion that makes the world seem a little more fascinating.

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Teen Girl Dates Godzilla -- Like Actually

And we thought we were into bad boys ...

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18 Facts To Keep Your Brain Up To Date

You can't go on forever with the same old facts.

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Japanese Amusement Park Opens To Give Remote Workers A "Workcation"

Need a break from the WFH life? Try WFFW (work from ferris wheel).

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