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5 Wholesome Companies Built on a Mountain of Lies
Turns out it’s prison labor that’s making those foods so whole
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- By Eli Yudin
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A T-Shirt from Target Won’t Turn Your Child Gay, But These 37 Other Things Will
Thanks to Gillian Anderson in ‘The X-Files,’ we’re all gay now
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- By Ian Garner
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‘South Park’ Fans Are Risking It All for the Chance to Eat at the New Casa Bonita
One superfan has spent a week in his car hoping to gain entrance to the restaurant
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- By Ian Garner
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This ‘That ‘70s Show’ Joke Hits Very Differently After Danny Masterson’s Rape Conviction
An out-of-context screenshot from the first-season episode ‘Eric’s Burger Job’ is making the rounds on Twitter
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- By Ian Garner
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4 People Who Accidentally Confessed to Murder
No takesies-backsies
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- By Eli Yudin
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5 Ridiculous Attempts at Corporate Cost Cutting
Is the cost of free coffee worth an uprising?
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- By Eli Yudin
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5 Tax Hacks That Are Just Straight-Up Fraud
Turns out the IRS doesn’t care what that guy on Reddit said
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- By Eli Yudin
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New Year, New Job? FlexJobs Can Help
Remote work has never been so easy
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- By CRACKED Store
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5 of the Worst Landlords Ever (And That’s Saying Something)
McDonald’s tastes all that much worse when you know they own $28.4 billion in real estate
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- By Eli Yudin
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Oh Thank God, Banksy Is In Ukraine
Wow, bombs ARE bad, when you think about it
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- By Eli Yudin
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4 Easy Excuses For Escaping Cursed Conversations Come Thanksgiving
For those of us who don't want to watch someone with a mouthful of yams discussing voter fraud.
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- By Eli Yudin
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A British Billionaire Paid $100 Million To The Government So They’d Drop Bribery Charges
He used the bribery to destroy the bribery.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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A Mob Boss Got Jailed At 93, And Released At 100
They thought it was a life sentence. It wasn't.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Reasons I Have Been Physically Removed From A Polling Place
Oh so I guess I can express my opinions, as long as I do it the way YOU want me to?
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- By Eli Yudin
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4 'Discussion' Tactics That Need To Go Away
If you spend any time paying attention to the current state of discourse in this country, you’ve no doubt witnessed more than your fair share of mental gymnastics.
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- By Dan Fritschie
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