Cracked Archive - News

Unexpected Groups That Are Getting Torn Apart By Drama

Small communities, major drama.

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Uh ... Trump Doesn't Have The Power To Label ANTIFA A Terrorist Organization

But, if we're wrong, Trump can arrest anyone who politically opposes him with impunity.

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The U.S. Riots Were Always Going To Happen, And Chile Proves It

All of this already happened in Chile, from the riots to sexy Spider-Man.

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Totally WTF Criminal Schemes (You Won't Believe Are True)

These guys make Joe Exotic look like Joe Boring.

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Anti-Vaxxers Are More Organized Than You Think

It's not just soccer moms anymore.

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Stop Explaining What MLK 'Would Have Done' To MLK’s Children

Twitter users know no shame.

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Monopolies Normal People Have No Clue Exist

These industries, they are dummy concentrated.

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Landlords, Can You Not Be Trash Right Now?

Landlords are treating this like an opportunity to live in a porno trope.

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Nobody Knows How Wildfire Season Is Gonna Go

How many crises can we deal with at once? We're gonna find out.

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Twitter Finally Corrects Trump And He Goes Full Dictator Mode

Twitter finally called Trump out. Now he wants to shut them down.

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JK Rowling Still Sucks At Metaphors

Look us in the eye and tell us who the Marshlanders are, Joanne.

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To Celebrate Nearly 100k Dead, Trump Donates 100k

They're 100% going to accidentally going to release his tax returns in an campaign fundraising email blast.

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How Is KFC So Late To The Chicken Sandwich Wars?

America's never going to say no to a fried chicken sandwich, but...

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