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What The Hell Is Going On With Nicki Minaj?
Swollen nuts, Met Galas, and Barbz -- oh my.
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- By Carly Tennes
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34 'Beaning' Is The New Flaming Bag Of Crap On The Porch
You've heard of TP-ing, but are you ready for 'Beaning?'
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Economic 'Truths' It May Be Time To Rethink
The economy is pretty much unavoidable and decides the lives of basically everyone. But there are a lot of things about it that people accept as fact, which might not be true at all.
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- By Michael Dawson
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NYT OpEd Celebrates Labor Day By Proving It Knows Nothing About Sex Work
Pro Tip: Before speaking for all 42 million sex workers, maybe try actually listening to one.
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Ways America's 'Masculinity Industry' Eats Men's Brains
There’s a huge industry offering everything from jewelry to body washes that will keep manliness intact. What is going on?
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- By Mark Hill
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Seinfeld Will Return To Streaming After A Long Summer Of No George
George-less summer is over -- it's time for 'hot Seinfeld fall.'
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- By Carly Tennes
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Darth Vader Leaks From 'Obi-Wan Kenobi' Are Here And They're Creepy As Hell
This will be a day long remembered -- for its unsettling 'Star Wars' leaks.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Xbox Exec Begs Gamers Not To Name Their Children 'Game Pass'
Bad news if you love subjecting innocent children to a lifetime of public humiliation *and* hate paying for Game Pass.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Like Edward, 'Twilight' Never Dies (But It Shows Up In Times Like Ours)
Hang tight, spider monkey -- 'Twilight' mania is back -- and here to stay.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Anti-Abortion Site Being Trolled— Er, Ogred By Shrek Fans
The heroes we need *and* deserve.
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- By Carly Tennes
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OnlyFans Reverses Controversial Decision To Ban 'Explicit' Content
Presumably losing most of your patrons/income is never a great business move.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Nirvana Sued By The Baby From Cover of 'Nevermind'
Move over, Teen Spirit -- it smells like a 'Nevermind' lawsuit
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 News Moments From A Few Decades Ago That Seem Surreal Now
Sadly, we didn't have Twitter back then to blow these up.
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- By Ivan Farkas
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WaPo Columnist Says Indian Food Is Made With One Spice, Gets Roasted By The Entire Internet
"ummm, what?" - anyone with tastebuds reading the OpEd, probably.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Soon-To-Be-Ex NY Lawmaker Andrew Cuomo, Reportedly Left His Dog Behind After Leaving Governor's Mansion
Big Ted Cruz Energy.
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- By Carly Tennes
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