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Government Cancels Plan To Vaccinate Santa Early
It looks like some government officials may be getting coal in their stockings this year ...
- By Carly Tennes
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- October 27, 2020
Cordelia From 'Buffy' Fought (And Caught) A Real-Life Serial Rapist Cop
In 1991, Charisma Carpenter thought someone was breaking into her home ...
- By Ryan Menezes
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- October 27, 2020
15 Famous People’s Voices (Secretly) In Your Favorite Movies
If a celeb doesn’t show their face, will anyone recognize their voice?
- By Andrea Meno
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- October 26, 2020
Surprising Ways Beloved Movies Accomplished Their Effects
CGI is nothing compared to ingenuity and reckless stubbornness.
- By Andrea Meno
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- October 26, 2020
Murder Hornets Are Back, And More Murder Hornet-y Than Ever
Mover over M. Night Shyamalan, the writers of 2020 are back with yet another twist.
- By Carly Tennes
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- October 26, 2020
Who Exactly Is The Internet's Dancing Pumpkin Man?
He has to be doing *something* when he's not dancing to 'Ghostbusters' or that one trap version of 'Spooky Scary Skeletons'
- By Carly Tennes
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- October 26, 2020
20 True Crimes That Seem Impossible
These are too weird even for Florida.
- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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- October 25, 2020
Couple Who Met at Dunkin' Donuts Just Got Married -- At The Dunkin' Donuts Drive Through
Here comes the bride -- and the donuts.
- By Carly Tennes
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- October 23, 2020
Massive 2,000-Year-Old Cat Drawing Discovered In Peru
Ancient drawings of giant cats -- the one thing we actually need more of this year.
- By Carly Tennes
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- October 23, 2020
2020-Themed Christmas Ornaments Are Now A Thing, I Guess
Move over, sexy hand sanitizer Halloween costumes, Christmas this year comes complete with glittery toilet paper ornaments.
- By Carly Tennes
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- October 22, 2020
Now You Know: 13 Facts That’ll Exert The Old Cerebellum
The kind of exertion that makes the world seem a little more fascinating.
- By Andrea Meno
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- October 22, 2020
Teen Girl Dates Godzilla -- Like Actually
And we thought we were into bad boys ...
- By Carly Tennes
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- October 21, 2020
18 Facts To Keep Your Brain Up To Date
You can't go on forever with the same old facts.
- By Cracked Writers, Andres Diplotti
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- October 20, 2020
Japanese Amusement Park Opens To Give Remote Workers A "Workcation"
Need a break from the WFH life? Try WFFW (work from ferris wheel).
- By Carly Tennes
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- October 19, 2020
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