Cracked Archive - News
Believe it or not, there’s a lot of good stuff happening on this planet
- By Cracked Plasticians
Get the best of Cracked sent directly to your inbox!
13 Bizarre Current Events Surely Hallucinated By Some Omnipotent Deity Who Had A Bit Too Much Robitussin And Fully Tweaked Out While Weaving The Fabric Of Time And Space
A 20-year-old stole a forklift and committed murder with it.
An RFK Jr. campaign dinner ended with the host farting while loudly shouting "I'm farting!"
12 Illuminating News Items We Gathered From Various Bustling NPCs Who Briefly Stopped Tending Their MacGuffin Crops To Spill Some Piping Hot Tea
They steered the Titan sub with a $30 game controller.
Australia has been rocked by a gay penguin authenticity scandal.
A chatbot led a whole church service in Germany.
13 Bizarre Current Events That Blipped Into Our Universe From A Parallel Dimension That Frankly Needs To Get Its Act Together
Somebody somewhere asked hotel staff for "diet water."
A Republican senator said in a hearing, "I don’t want reality."
Thanks to Gillian Anderson in ‘The X-Files,’ we’re all gay now
- By Ian Garner