Cracked Archive - News
5 Corrections That Only Raise Further Questions
It would have been nice if the news had never had to issue these corrections
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- By Ryan Menezes
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0 31 Feel Good News Stories Because We Could Use a Few of Those
Finally
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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34 Positive Stories That Got Lost in the 24/7 Outrage Cycle
Believe it or not, there’s a lot of good stuff happening on this planet
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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30 Positive News Stories That Cheered Up Our Day
Not all news stories are full of doom and gloom
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- By Cracked Writers, Timon DJ Spajic
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30 Pieces of Good News That Went Unnoticed
Time to cheer up with some good news for a change
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- By Timon DJ Spajic, Cracked Writers
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30 Feel-Good News Stories That Brightened Our Day
There’s more than just depressing news stories out there
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- By Timon DJ Spajic, Cracked Writers
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5 Wholesome Companies Built on a Mountain of Lies
Turns out it’s prison labor that’s making those foods so whole
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- By Eli Yudin
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13 Bizarre Current Events Surely Hallucinated By Some Omnipotent Deity Who Had A Bit Too Much Robitussin And Fully Tweaked Out While Weaving The Fabric Of Time And Space
A 20-year-old stole a forklift and committed murder with it.
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- By Andrea Meno, Andres Diplotti
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13 Bizarro Headlines That Prove Once And For All That Truth Is Dumber Than Fiction
An RFK Jr. campaign dinner ended with the host farting while loudly shouting "I'm farting!"
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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12 Illuminating News Items We Gathered From Various Bustling NPCs Who Briefly Stopped Tending Their MacGuffin Crops To Spill Some Piping Hot Tea
They steered the Titan sub with a $30 game controller.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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13 Inscrutable Ledes Buried Among The Detritus Of Common Dispatches And Ill Tidings
Australia has been rocked by a gay penguin authenticity scandal.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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12 Bizarre News Stories We Feel Compelled To Chronicle For Future Generations
A chatbot led a whole church service in Germany.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Andrea Meno
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13 Bizarre Current Events That Blipped Into Our Universe From A Parallel Dimension That Frankly Needs To Get Its Act Together
Somebody somewhere asked hotel staff for "diet water."
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- By Andrea Meno, Andres Diplotti
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13 Bizarre Headlines That Made Us Want To Hurl Our Cellphones Into A Canyon
A Republican senator said in a hearing, "I don’t want reality."
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- By Andres Diplotti, Andrea Meno
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A T-Shirt from Target Won’t Turn Your Child Gay, But These 37 Other Things Will
Thanks to Gillian Anderson in ‘The X-Files,’ we’re all gay now
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- By Ian Garner
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