10 Michelle Wolf Jokes for the Hall of Fame

‘Brides will say things like, ‘It’s my special day.’ But how do you call it your day if your dad’s paying for it? I think it’s his day, and I think it’s a really weird day for him. He’s paying a ton of money to make sure a man has sex with you that night’

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30 Pieces Of Good News That Went Unnoticed

30 Pieces Of Good News That Went Unnoticed

Considering how most new outlets present the news you would think there's nothing but despair out there. We decided to sift through all the doom and gloom and find some positive news headlines for a change. Like:

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