Before a children's toy can hit the shelves, it has to go through numerous stages of development, safety checks, testing, marketing, and whatever other words are in the glossary of a product development book.

We asked you to show us the toys that some company said "Screw all that noise" to and just shoved them into the stores. Winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by Joh20XD6

ETRANSFORMERS EMME NOTHING WRONG WITH'THIS TRANSFORMER AGES 5+ LEVEL: EXGEPT IT WAS BANNED IN THE U.K. BECAUSE INTERMEDIATE Its NAME SPASTIC IS SLAN

Entry by UADrew

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Entry by UguuUguu

CRACKED COR In 2005, this promotional Nintendo DS Mew stylus was actually released in Japan by Nintendo as a Pokemon tie-in. Sales were quickly halted

Entry by Adogg1991

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Entry by montoure

HEY, KIDS! How'd you like a li'l baby doll that has three different expressions, like this cutie from the 1940's? Happy, sleepy, crying... You just tu

Entry by John E.

Let your young daughter learn how the marvels of modern science and ethics can fix unfortunate people with this Plastic Surgery game where they learn

Entry by hrengelberth

CRAGKEDo LET THE KIDS CUDDLE UP WITH ADORABLE PLUSH VERSIONS OF MAGNIFIED MICROBRES, SUCH AS... Ebola! Gonorrhea! Athlete's Foot! Stomach Ache! Sebum!

Entry by Kittylouise

CRACKED Yep, COM this happened and no one in marketing caught it,

Entry by Adogg1991

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