When Men Thought Bicycles Would Make Women Ugly and Slutty
To all the stuffy, awful dudes of the Victorian era, bikes were less a means of transportation and more a proto vibrator that would render women so horny they had no choice but to emancipate themselves
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5 15 Kyle Kinane Jokes for the Hall of Fame
‘I don’t understand why the people that play a lottery aren’t more afraid of lightning. Like if you believe in those odds, shouldn’t you? ‘Hey, I’ve got 20 bucks on the Pick 5. Is that a storm? Oh, shit!’’
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All 37 Richard Lewis ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ Appearances, Ranked
Our fave is the one where Richard and Larry bicker
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Bill Maher Is Taking His Many, Many, Many Bad Opinions to CNN
Somehow, the Gutfeld bar just got lower.
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Outtakes from Comedies and Shows That Are Better Than Anything On-Screen
The one at the end of ‘Mean Girls’ flattened us
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While Donald Trump is doing his best to burn everything to the ground, and the media is calling him out for it at every turn, and then he turns around and calls the media mean, and then the media reports on him turning around and calling them mean, it's easy to forget that there's a lot of good stuff going on in this world.
So let's focus on that for a change.
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