15 Kyle Kinane Jokes for the Hall of Fame

‘I don’t understand why the people that play a lottery aren’t more afraid of lightning. Like if you believe in those odds, shouldn’t you? ‘Hey, I’ve got 20 bucks on the Pick 5. Is that a storm? Oh, shit!’’

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29 Pieces Of Good News That Got Choked Out By Trump Stories

29 Pieces Of Good News That Got Choked Out By Trump Stories

While Donald Trump is doing his best to burn everything to the ground, and the media is calling him out for it at every turn, and then he turns around and calls the media mean, and then the media reports on him turning around and calling them mean, it's easy to forget that there's a lot of good stuff going on in this world.

So let's focus on that for a change.

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EA7 United Arab Emirates has finally banned people from keeping lions, tigers and other exotic animals as pets.

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China is Now the Biggest Producer of Solar Energy in the World China is home to a whopping 1.357 billion people and is a leading producer, which makes

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