13 Bizarre Current Events Surely Hallucinated By Some Omnipotent Deity Who Had A Bit Too Much Robitussin And Fully Tweaked Out While Weaving The Fabric Of Time And Space
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Welcome to the world of news, where the truth is stranger than fiction and the headlines are often more entertaining than any sitcom. From the ridiculous to the sublime, and at all points between, the stories that make it to the news are often so unbelievable that you can’t help but laugh.
This list of 13 Absolutely Hilarious News Stories is no exception. From Senator Tuberville finally admitting that white nationalists are racists to Machine Gun Kelly punching a fan for a bad joke, these stories are sure to make you chuckle. We’ve also got Elon Musk getting some unexpected backing from the Taliban, a debt-ridden croc-napper, and Mike Lindell proving himself wrong—twice—costing himself $10 million in the process.
So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the show as we take you through 13 of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright unbelievable news stories of the past few years.
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Prove Mike Wrong ... and get paid.
![Mike Lindell proved himself wrong-and cost himself $5 million. Lindell, the CEO of MyPillow, had to give $5 million to a person who won a competition he held at his 2021 online event. The contest was called Prove Mike Wrong. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/9/8/903098.jpg)
Love knows no bounds.
![A Mexican mayor married a reptile. Víctor Hugo Sosa got married to a female alligator in a traditional ceremony. The animal (named Alicia Adriana) was dressed up with a green skirt, a colorful hand-embroidered tunic, and a headdress of ribbons and sequins. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/9/6/903096.jpg)
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Fan gets punched for bad joke.
![CRACKED Machine Gun Kelly punched a fan (who literally asked for it). At a festival in Belgium, Machine Gun Kelly punched a fan in the face after the fan held up a sign that said, I just came from Mexico for you to punch me. Almost](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/9/4/903094.jpg)
Romantic gesture gone wrong.
![Romantic gesture gone wrong: Tourist vandalizes Colosseum. In July 2023, a tourist visiting the Colosseum in Rome was caught on camera carving his love for his girlfriend into a wall of the ancient monument. Не was unaware of how old the building was, he claimed in a letter of apology afterwards. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/9/7/903097.jpg)
Forklift-ing trouble.
![A man is accused of killing an elderly woman with a forklift. A 20-year-old man from Waldorf, Maryland was accused of killing a 73-year-old woman with a forklift he stole from a Lowe's Home Improvement store. The incident happened in the parking lot of a Home Depot close by. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/9/5/903095.jpg)
Tuberville finally admits white nationalists are racists.
![RICA Senator Tuberville is finally admitting the obvious. In July 2023, Senator Tommy Tuberville (R-Ala.) was called out for not admitting that white nationalists are racists during a TV interview. Eventually, he accepted that they are, in fact, racists. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/9/2/903092.jpg)
Senior officers’ lounge: closed.
![Police officers: not so above the law after all. The Toronto Police Service had a bar and lounge inside their headquarters for their senior officers, but they had to close it after one of their officers was charged with drunk driving shortly after visiting the lounge. TORONTO TORONTO POLICE *POLICE CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/9/0/903090.jpg)
Brushing up on hygiene.
![Kelly Hardy has a lot of toothbrushes- 1,618 to be exact. A woman from Mississauga, Ontario has the most toothbrushes in the world. She has an amazing 1,618 different toothbrushes in her collection - the Guinness World Record. FLOSS 1662-148 CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/8/8/903088.jpg)
Failed mission.
![Guess he wasn't the right man for the job. * in DEP - Minisk BELARUS Hamburg Berim BER ARLANDO PO. AND GERMANY Kiev GIUM CZECH OXAMMOURO REP. UKRAI SLOVAKIA LISCHTENSTEIN AUSTRIA MOLDOVA HUNGARY SWITZERDAND SLOVENIA ROMANIA CROATIA Milan Verice BOSNIA- SERRI HERZEGOVIN Bla ITALY MONTENAGRO The head of the Agricultural Payment TU Agency in Slovakia was arrested by the police. He'd been put in charge of the agency to try and stop corruption within it, but he ended up being investigated for corruption himself. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/9/1/903091.jpg)
DIY Doomsday Bunker.
![Living the dream- underground, in a nuclear missile silo. YouTuber Andrew Flair spent almost two months turning a nuclear missile silo in Nebraska into an underground home. It's got everything - a kitchen, bathroom, luxury vinyl flooring, a movie theater screen, a popcorn machine, and even a foosball table. L BUX - CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/8/6/903086.jpg)
Sheriff’s Department: Punch first, ask questions later.
![2082 ТОИ 00 JULI SHERIEF LOS ANGELES COUNTY SHERIFF SHERIFF The L.A. County Sheriff's Department got in trouble for busting too many skulls. The ACLU is suing the LA County Sheriff's Department because their deputies are hitting people in jail in the head too often. Last year, it was reported that an average of one person was punched in the head by a deputy every week. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/8/7/903087.jpg)
Robots: "We’ll think about it."
![Robots: We won't overthrow you, but don't ask us to follow the rules. At the Al for Good conference in Geneva, robots said they wouldn't take away people's jobs or try to overthrow us. But when it came to whether they should be subject to stricter rules, their answers were mixed. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/8/9/903089.jpg)
Elon Musk: Taliban’s new BFF?
![Elon Musk: Taliban- approved Twitter freedom fighter. Musk got some surprising backing from Afghanistan's Taliban government when he spoke up for free speech on Twitter. Twitter doesn't have the intolerant politics of Meta. Other platforms can't replace it, they said. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/9/3/903093.jpg)