Cracked Archive - Tech
5 Bizarre Truths About Being A Roomba Owner
A robot, a vaccuum, and a ... pet?
- By Max Mitchem
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- January 27, 2021
5 Weird Things About Owning Records, Tapes, and CDs Future Humans Won't Experience
Ah, nothing like spending 20 bucks to buy a CD with one song you knew you liked (and 12 other mystery ones).
- By Dan Fritschie
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- January 24, 2021
'Space Karen' Elon Musk Blames Fellow Billionaire, Mark Zuckerberg For Deadly Capitol Attack
Zuck won't be happy about this one ...
- By Carly Tennes
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- January 12, 2021
5 Modern Tech Innovations That Are Racist As Hell
These things didn't invent racism, they just help perfect it.
- By Michael Dawson
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- January 12, 2021
'TikTok' Teens Have Discovered Cybersquatting, Are Using Their New Power To Terrorize Frat Bros
Watch out, TikTok-ing Alpha Betas ...
- By Carly Tennes
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- January 04, 2021
5 Garbage Internet Censorship Scandals Everybody Missed
Sometimes a 'free and open internet' is anything but ...
- By Michael Dawson
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- December 22, 2020
Passwords Are (Almost) Universally Garbage
From '123456' to 'Naruto', the most popular passwords are certifiably terrible.
- By Carly Tennes
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- November 19, 2020
The Forgotten Plan To Use Health Tracker Data (To Predict Mass Shootings)
'Alexa, how many steps to the gun store?'
- By Cedric Voets
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- November 17, 2020
New 'McBroken' Tool Pinpoints Which McDonald's Have Functioning Ice Cream Machines
Not all heroes wear capes -- some just design ice-cream related software.
- By Carly Tennes
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- October 23, 2020
Quibi Founder Reportedly Advised Ex-Workers To Listen To 'Trolls' Song Amid Layoffs
Because as everyone knows, nothing heals the pain of losing your job amid a pandemic and global recession quite like an upbeat pop song from a children's film, right?
- By Carly Tennes
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- October 22, 2020
These Gadgets Make Working Out Way More Fun
Like the hidden broccoli of fitness.
- By CRACKED Store
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- October 20, 2020
The Hornball Origin Story of YouTube's Rise
Like most things, it started with someone just trying to see some boobs.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- October 18, 2020
4 WTF Tales From The Early Days Of The Internet
Just like the rest of us, the internet had some weird, awkward teenage years.
- By Adam Wears
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- October 01, 2020
Twitter Joke Shows Blindly Believing Google Is A Mistake
Why would Google give you such a weird and hilariously wrong answer?
- By Amanda Mannen
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- September 29, 2020
This Cool Device Lets You Perfectly Match Real Life Colors
It's the Photoshop eyedropper tool come to life.
- By CRACKED Store
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- September 22, 2020
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