Cracked Archive - Tech

4 Embarrassing Moments In The History Of Big Sites

Remember when Netflix sent DVDs to your house? Anybody? Hello?

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4 Reasons Tech Titans Went From Gods To Garbage

It's hard to enforce the great man theory when that great man won't stop complaining on Twitter.

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Why Old People Love Using Ellipses

They learned to write under an entirely different set of circumstances back in the day.

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Gamestop Is Getting Wilder By The Second

Can't Stop, won't stop, Gamestop. Or will it?

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Meme-tastic Cryptocurrency, Dogecoin Replaces GameStop as Reddit's Latest Viral Wall Street Troll

How a cryptocurrency designed after the internet's favorite confused-looking Shiba Inu took over the stock market -- and teh interwebz.

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5 Bizarre Truths About Being A Roomba Owner

A robot, a vaccuum, and a ... pet?

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5 Weird Things About Owning Records, Tapes, and CDs Future Humans Won't Experience

Ah, nothing like spending 20 bucks to buy a CD with one song you knew you liked (and 12 other mystery ones).

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5 Modern Tech Innovations That Are Racist As Hell

These things didn't invent racism, they just help perfect it.

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5 Garbage Internet Censorship Scandals Everybody Missed

Sometimes a 'free and open internet' is anything but ...

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Passwords Are (Almost) Universally Garbage

From '123456' to 'Naruto', the most popular passwords are certifiably terrible.

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The Forgotten Plan To Use Health Tracker Data (To Predict Mass Shootings)

'Alexa, how many steps to the gun store?'

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New 'McBroken' Tool Pinpoints Which McDonald's Have Functioning Ice Cream Machines

Not all heroes wear capes -- some just design ice-cream related software.

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