Cracked Archive - Tech
4 Embarrassing Moments In The History Of Big Sites
Remember when Netflix sent DVDs to your house? Anybody? Hello?
- By Mark Hill
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- March 01, 2021
4 Reasons Tech Titans Went From Gods To Garbage
It's hard to enforce the great man theory when that great man won't stop complaining on Twitter.
- By Cedric Voets
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- February 15, 2021
Why Old People Love Using Ellipses
They learned to write under an entirely different set of circumstances back in the day.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- January 30, 2021
Gamestop Is Getting Wilder By The Second
Can't Stop, won't stop, Gamestop. Or will it?
- By Dan Duddy
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- January 30, 2021
Groups Named 'Robin Hood' Face Confused Investors, Mass Twitter Follows After Reddit's Stock Stronghold
Huzzah!
- By Carly Tennes
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- January 29, 2021
Meme-tastic Cryptocurrency, Dogecoin Replaces GameStop as Reddit's Latest Viral Wall Street Troll
How a cryptocurrency designed after the internet's favorite confused-looking Shiba Inu took over the stock market -- and teh interwebz.
- By Carly Tennes
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- January 29, 2021
5 Bizarre Truths About Being A Roomba Owner
A robot, a vaccuum, and a ... pet?
- By Max Mitchem
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- January 27, 2021
5 Weird Things About Owning Records, Tapes, and CDs Future Humans Won't Experience
Ah, nothing like spending 20 bucks to buy a CD with one song you knew you liked (and 12 other mystery ones).
- By Dan Fritschie
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- January 24, 2021
'Space Karen' Elon Musk Blames Fellow Billionaire, Mark Zuckerberg For Deadly Capitol Attack
Zuck won't be happy about this one ...
- By Carly Tennes
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- January 12, 2021
5 Modern Tech Innovations That Are Racist As Hell
These things didn't invent racism, they just help perfect it.
- By Michael Dawson
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- January 12, 2021
'TikTok' Teens Have Discovered Cybersquatting, Are Using Their New Power To Terrorize Frat Bros
Watch out, TikTok-ing Alpha Betas ...
- By Carly Tennes
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- January 04, 2021
5 Garbage Internet Censorship Scandals Everybody Missed
Sometimes a 'free and open internet' is anything but ...
- By Michael Dawson
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- December 22, 2020
Passwords Are (Almost) Universally Garbage
From '123456' to 'Naruto', the most popular passwords are certifiably terrible.
- By Carly Tennes
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- November 19, 2020
The Forgotten Plan To Use Health Tracker Data (To Predict Mass Shootings)
'Alexa, how many steps to the gun store?'
- By Cedric Voets
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- November 17, 2020
New 'McBroken' Tool Pinpoints Which McDonald's Have Functioning Ice Cream Machines
Not all heroes wear capes -- some just design ice-cream related software.
- By Carly Tennes
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- October 23, 2020
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