Cracked Archive - Tech

Take Advantage of a Price Drop on a MacBook Pro
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- By CRACKED Store
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5 Ways the Natural World Stops Tech From Working
Sometimes, nature looks at us and says, ‘No’
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Upgrade Your Tech Situation With A Green Mindset
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Disturbing Things Credit Card Reps Want To Tell You, But Can't (VIDEO)
It's pretty much all a scam.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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The Truth About Identity Theft (VIDEO)
Identify theft isn't usually your fault, and yet everybody acts like it is.
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I Tried to Use Mastodon But Wrote This Article Instead
Listen up, Mastodon: I will ‘choose a server’ in hell
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- By Eli Yudin
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Gas Mask Sales Plummeted When People Learned Who Invented It
Despite him using it to rescue people from a disaster.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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AT&T Sabotaged Amazing Tech (That They Invented) To Protect Their Industry
If people's phones work, they might stop using them, reasoned AT&T.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Why Jeff Bezos Is Just As Sad And Cringe As The Rest Of Us (VIDEO)
All the money in the world can't buy decent friends.
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- By CRACKED Staff
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Elon Musk Is Straight Up Not Having A Good Time
You ever get internet bullied into spending 44 billion dollars?
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- By Eli Yudin
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A Terrorist Bombed A Plane But Succeeded In Killing Only Himself
He got the timing wrong. Whoops.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Why Virtual Reality Sucks (VIDEO)
There are truly so many reasons.
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- By Jordan Breeding
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5 Hyped-Up A.I. Stories (That Secretly Make A.I. Look Really Dumb)
Any signs of intelligence here were added artificially.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Dumb Glitches That Hilariously Kneecapped Computers
We advise never using computers, or electronics of any kind.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Ways To Get Super Rich Without A College Education
Enjoy your "undergraduate library," poindexter! I'll be in my jet!
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- By Eli Yudin
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