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Cracked Archive - Sports

Women's Wrestling Will Really Miss Casey Michael

Here's a cool dude you probably didn't know, but affected a lot of people in a good way.

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4 Reasons College Athletes Need To Get Paid Now

The world's gone bonkers, so let's pay NCAA players, yes?

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Being Named Dan Snyder Is About To Suck

As news is about to break about Dan Snyder's awfulness, we can't help but feel sympathy for anyone named Dan Snyder.

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WWE Wrestlers Testing Positive Should Surprise No One

This was predictable even by the standards of a scripted sports league.

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Pro-Sports Forgot What Happened During The Last 'Pandemic Championship'

The 1919 Stanley Cup Finals were played during the influenza outbreak. It didn't end well.

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NASCAR Has The Most Anti-Cop Origins Imaginable

Supporting the police protests is completely in line with Nascar's history.

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Quarantine Means Next Season’s NBA Rookie Class Is Gonna Suuuck

It'll have a margin of success on par with randomly pulling names from a hat.

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NBA Games Are Gonna Be Weird

Every foul is two shots and a cotton swab jammed into the brain.

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It's Past Time For Drew Brees To Understand The Point Of Kneeling

There's a football pun here about fumbles or false starts, but Brees was just outright stupid.

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A Real Race Car Driver Got Fired For Cheating ... In A Video Game

Imagine cheating not only to not win but then to get caught because you lost so much less than usual.

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Sportwriter Saves The NBA By Figuring Out How To Play Games At Disney World

Goofy doing blow on the sidelines with Jack Nicholson.

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Nobody Needs A 10-hour Tom Brady Documentary

Tom Brady played for an organization that's not going to give up anything remotely interesting about this man.

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This Extremely Stupid Man Accidentally Saved Thousands Of Lives

Rudy Gobert is the worst kind of hero, but he's the one we're stuck with.

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Resuming Sports Right Now Is A Remarkably Dumbass Idea

We must protect Gardner Minshew II at all costs.

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NFL Player Earl Thomas And His Brother Are Weird AF

This is going to make for a strange family reunion.

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