Cracked Archive - Sports
The NBA Player Who Saved Shark Populations
In his ads, Yao Ming pushed away shark soup. Everyone followed suit.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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8 15 Of The Greatest NFL Nicknames Of All Time
Imagine being responsible for stopping a man named "Refrigerator."
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- By Eli Yudin
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That Time A Billionaire Got Banned For Cheating At Charity Chess
He secretly sucked at chess, and the internet had the proof.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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4 Of The Pettiest Things Dan Snyder's Ever Done
Don't let the congressional investigation make you think he's not also just a run-of-the-mill dick.
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- By Eli Yudin
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The Browns Paid $230 Million For A Ticket On The Titanic
Usually when you sell your soul, you don't have to pay a quarter billion dollars on top of it.
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- By Eli Yudin
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Baseball Needs More Pitchers Who Are On Acid
Dock Ellis figured out how to fix this game decades ago.
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- By Eli Yudin
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Hockey and Doughnuts: The Extremely Canadian Life of Tim Horton
Tim Horton is as Canadian as Kids in the Hall and silly police uniforms.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Watch An Olympic Gold Medal Skateboarder Shred In A Kimono
Today, we all dropped one rung on the cool rankings.
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- By Eli Yudin
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The Worst NFL Mock Draft Of 2022: My Attempt To Get Every Pick Wrong
Calculated failure was harder than I thought.
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- By Eli Yudin
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NBA Jam: The Shady Reason The Bulls Couldn't Beat The Pistons
This game made $1 billion year one, thanks to LIES.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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No, Julian Edelman Isn't Joining Tom Brady On The Buccaneers
Now THIS, by god, is what I call an April Fool's Day MASTERPIECE!
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- By Eli Yudin
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A 75-Year-Old Hall Of Fame Pitcher Just Struck Someone Out Mid-Beer
Hold my beer while I teach these whippersnappers how to whiff.
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- By Eli Yudin
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How High Would A Literal Bear Be Picked In The NFL Draft
Let us imagine perhaps one of the most polarizing prospects ever to declare for the draft.
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- By Eli Yudin
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We Were Idiots For Thinking Tom Brady Would Ever Retire
You cannot retire that which is inevitable. You can only forget it briefly.
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- By Eli Yudin
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10 Most Embarrassing Wrestling Themes Ever Written
Music in the world of pro-wrestling can be ridiculous in the best of ways. These theme songs are not that.
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- By Mac Faber
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