Cracked Archive - Sports

Ouch.

• By Carly Tennes
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• April 01, 2021

A real white-knucklehead race where hipsters brave loose cart wheels and snow to win.

• By Cedric Voets
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• December 08, 2020

Mathletes, eat your heart out.

• By Cedric Voets
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• October 19, 2020

Yes, Joe Biden's fortunes are mystically tied to the fortunes of the Chicago Bears.

• By Carly Tennes
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• October 06, 2020

It's progress, we guess.

• By Carly Tennes
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• October 02, 2020

They walked the field of really dull dreams.

• By Cedric Voets
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• September 22, 2020

Here's a cool dude you probably didn't know, but affected a lot of people in a good way.

• By Dan Duddy
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• September 03, 2020

The world's gone bonkers, so let's pay NCAA players, yes?

• By Jordan Breeding
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• July 31, 2020

As news is about to break about Dan Snyder's awfulness, we can't help but feel sympathy for anyone named Dan Snyder.

• By Dan Duddy
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• July 17, 2020

This was predictable even by the standards of a scripted sports league.

• By Dan Duddy
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• June 25, 2020

The 1919 Stanley Cup Finals were played during the influenza outbreak. It didn't end well.

• By Chris Corlew
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• June 14, 2020

Supporting the police protests is completely in line with Nascar's history.

• By Dan Duddy
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• June 11, 2020

It'll have a margin of success on par with randomly pulling names from a hat.

• By Luis Prada
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• June 08, 2020

Every foul is two shots and a cotton swab jammed into the brain.

• By Luis Prada
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• June 05, 2020

There's a football pun here about fumbles or false starts, but Brees was just outright stupid.

• By Dan Duddy
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• June 04, 2020