Cracked Archive - Sports
The Scummiest Cheating Scandal in the History of Sports
There’s cheating, and there’s being as awful as humanity gets — something the 2000 Paralympics Spanish basketball team established a new low point for
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4 4 Times Sports Was Absolutely Not A Team Effort
Sure, they ‘had your back’ but I feel like scoring double the points of the rest of your team helped too.
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- By Eli Yudin
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5 Disastrous Stadium Promotions That Should Have Known Better
The National Guard should be alerted any time beer is 10 cents
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- By Eli Yudin
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5 Sports So Bloody, They Were Made Illegal
Tie a drunk bird to a mad bull. What could go wrong?
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Jimmy O’Brien on Making Funny Sports Videos, Not Being a Talk-Radio Blowhard and Why He’s a Proud Mama’s Boy
The man behind Jomboy Media’s viral YouTube videos looks ahead to a new baseball season while reflecting on ‘The Slap’ and his disinterest in generating hot takes
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- By Tim Grierson
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3 Athletes Who Were Famous for Drinking A Hundred Beers in A Single Sitting
Andre the Giant had a giant appetite for brewskis
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- By Eli Yudin
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When Pro-Wrestling’s Dirtiest Trick Came to Soccer
To stave off certain defeat against Brazil in a World Cup qualifying match, Chile’s goaltender decided to make things a little bloody
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- By Mike Rampton
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5 Dumb Reasons Competitors Got Disqualified
You can’t race. You’re too fast
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- By Ryan Menezes
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This At-Home Golf Simulator Contains 38,000 Global Courses
Play the finest golf courses in the world from the comfort of your living room
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- By CRACKED Store
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5 Perfect Endorsement Deals That Prove Paying College Athletes Was Long Overdue
If you’re going to tempt CTE, it should at least come with a paycheck
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- By Eli Yudin
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10 Jumbotron Heroes Who Rose to the Occasion
When opportunity knocked, they opened the door and did something funny
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- By Eli Yudin
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5 of the Most Insane Sports Ejections of All Time
Nothing in the rule book says you can’t eject a dog!
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- By Eli Yudin
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5 College Sports Mascots That Are Just Real, Very Confused Animals
To be honest, it's probably the best gig a goat is ever going to get.
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- By Eli Yudin
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A College Photoshopped A Student Into A Football Game And Got Sued
So, that Scrubs joke was based on a real story.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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How Wrigley Field Simply Bought Out Trespassers
If you can't beat 'em, acquire 'em.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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