Cracked Archive - Sports
6 Animals Who Tried to Pull An Air Bud With Varying Degrees of Success
Nothing in the rule book that says a kangaroo can’t fight a full grown man
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- By Eli Yudin
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5 Spectacularly Failed Attempts to Set World Records
Even succeeding at these would be pointless. Failing is tragic
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Insane Crimes Committed By Mascots
Sir, I have to ask you to stop firing T-shirts into the jury box
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- By Eli Yudin
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5 Sports Invented By Certifiable Nutjobs
Chess is fine, but the players don’t bleed enough
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- By Eli Yudin
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33 Very Real Facts About Pro-Wrestling We Definitely Didn’t Stage
The people behind the characters
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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10 of the Funniest NBA Moments
The only airballs here are the hilarious kind
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- By Ian Garner
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15 High-Achieving, Hard-Living Athletes That Make Booze Seem Like Gatorade
Cheers!
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- By Mike Rampton
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5 Fitness Products That Were Sued Out of Existence
When the U.S. government and Federal Trade Commission is your best gym buddy
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- By Ian Douglass
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31 Fascinating Facts from the World of Sports
When you win a gold medal you’re actually getting a silver one
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- By Timon DJ Spajic, Cracked Writers
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5 Performance Enhancers Sold on Amazon That Should Probably Be Illegal
A professional athlete would face a serious suspension if they got caught taking any of these, but hey, John Q. Public, knock yourself out
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- By Ian Douglass
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4 Monopolies Behind Where All Sports Stuff Is Made
Welcome to the rock that is the source of all rocks
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Fitness Scams People Still Believe Are True
Shakira’s hips might not lie, by Suzanne Somers’ thighs do
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- By Ian Douglass
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30 Wild Facts About Athletes That Have Us Sweating
Crazy contracts and freak-outs
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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29 Unexpected Sports Facts That Took Us Off the Field
Who came up with all of these rules!?!?
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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4 Famous People Who Hid Serious Injuries During Their Time in the Spotlight
No foot? No problem
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- By Ryan Menezes
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15 Hollywood Nepotism Babies
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- By Shea
24 Famous (And Fake) Photos
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- By Cracked Plasticians