-style mid-air disaster.Odds of Winning: 50-1
Depending on how well Duke does and poorly UNC fairs he'll probably be alright. You, on the other hand, are in last and
don't have a degree from Duke.YOUR BOSS
Whether you work at a bank, a law firm or a bologna factory, your boss views the office pool as an opportunity to establish some common ground with his staff and dole out some good-natured ribbing. "Hey Doug, what happened to your Kentucky Wildcats?" "Hey Doug, did you really have Syracuse going to the Final Four last year?" "Hey Doug, your girlfriend looks like she could use a night with a
man's bologna." It is important to keep in mind that your boss didn't come to lord over your meaningless life by being non-competitive, so refrain from accusing him of running a vast NCAA point shaving conspiracy when he beats you. It's better to keep the reciprocal chiding to his daughter' monkey-like bone structure.Odds of Winning: 20-1
Keep your fingers crossed-if he wins, he'll probably spread the wealth by taking everyone out to Chi-Chi' for lunch! Mmmm! THE GUY WHO DOESN'T PICK ANY UPSETS
This guy will talk at length about how he liked the grittiness Memphis showed in the Conference USA tournament even though it' obvious that he just put a checkmark next to their name because they were a one seed. The
aggravating thing about this conservative bastard is that, while having a Final Four made up of one-seeds would never fly in a legit NCAA pool, in your five-member pool that doesn't reward upsets, this guy will win more often than not. Even more annoying is how hard it is to find a box of live cobras to FedEx him.