Cracked Archive - Celebrities

‘Sly,’ The Magazine For Stallones By Stallones
‘Sly,’ The Magazine For Stallones By Stallones

Would you like to subscribe to Midlife Crisis Monthly?

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New Ranking Categorizes 'A24' Actors By How Badly They'd Lose In A Fistfight
New Ranking Categorizes 'A24' Actors By How Badly They'd Lose In A Fistfight

From Timothee Chalamet to Adam Sandler, here's how all your favorite stars rank.

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Key To Celeb Success? Fake Having An Assistant
Key To Celeb Success? Fake Having An Assistant

Every American is just a temporarily embarrassed lackey-haver.

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The 'Ellen' Show Is Officially Cancelled: Take A Look Back At Its Controversies
The 'Ellen' Show Is Officially Cancelled: Take A Look Back At Its Controversies

From grappling with allegations of workplace mistreatment to losing more than one million viewers, the show's penultimate season was filled with controversy.

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Seth Rogen Says He’s Done Working James Franco Due To Allegations
Seth Rogen Says He’s Done Working James Franco Due To Allegations

At least we still have Cheech and Chong.

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5 Weird And Greasy Papa John's Stories
5 Weird And Greasy Papa John's Stories

The story of Papa John's involves a bit of wackiness and a whole lot of lawsuits.

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YouTube's Next Vlog Stars Are ... Prince William And Kate Middleton?
YouTube's Next Vlog Stars Are ... Prince William And Kate Middleton?

"Be sure to smash that like and subscribe button!" - Prince William, probably.

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Everyone is Apparently Shooting Their Shot in Bill, Melinda Gates's DMs
Everyone is Apparently Shooting Their Shot in Bill, Melinda Gates's DMs

They saw their *Windows* of opportunity.

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55 Real Adventures That Celebrities Had
55 Real Adventures That Celebrities Had

Sure, it might sound exciting to be famous, with all the moviemaking and lawmaking and parties on boats. But the real exciting parts of these people's lives are the stories you don't even hear.

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Harrison Ford Reacts To Magic Trick In The Most 'Harrison Ford' Way Possible
Harrison Ford Reacts To Magic Trick In The Most 'Harrison Ford' Way Possible

Unlike another character in the Indiana Jones series, Ford did not choose (his card) poorly.

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The $25 Check That Ruined Jerry Springer’s Political Career
The $25 Check That Ruined Jerry Springer’s Political Career

Long before trash TV titan Jerry Springer hosted 4,969 episodes of “The Jerry Springer Show,” he was a beloved politician in Cincinnati.

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