Cracked Archive - Celebrities
The Hollywood Ripper: Who Is He, and How Was Ashton Kutcher Involved?
By virtue of their high-profile lives, celebrities are often no stranger to crime, but it's usually stalking or Bling Ring situations.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Having a hobby is swell.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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The Strange Fates of 15 Celebrity Graves
When you're remembered long after your death, every symbol of your life takes on special meaning and attracts weirdos, especially your body.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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4 Celebs That Would Definitely Kick Our Ass
No, the answer isn't "all of them."
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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What the Eff is Going On With Ezra Miller?
If you’ve had trouble following it all, here's what's up.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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15 Secret Celebrity Children
You have to be a role model, but you're also incredibly hot, so you're constantly attacked with opportunities to not be that, and those opportunities sometimes become babies.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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We Regret To Inform You Grimes Maybe Got Elf Ears
(Without even the slightest hint of emotion) Wow, that's crazy.
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- By Eli Yudin
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A Complete History of Goop Being Awful
Goop has a long history of capitalizing on misinformation that goes way beyond vagina candles.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Whatever Happened To Bill Watterson from Calvin and Hobbes?
Bill Watterson is one of the most beloved cartoonists of all time, so why is seeing him rare as a bigfoot sighting?
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- By Chris Corlew
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4 Bizarre Celebrity Beefs We Had No Idea About
Such drama.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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15 Dark Secrets of Self-Help Gurus
How can we trust that they know what they're doing and have our best interests at heart? It turns out we can't.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Superheroes Meeting Real-Life Presidents: A Cursed Sub-Genre
There is one type of superhero crossover that deserves more attention, given it is almost destined to disappoint.
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- By Talbert Gregson
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4 Awful Side Projects Rich People Unleashed
Incontrovertible evidence that money can't buy talent.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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A Rich Dude Decorated His Yacht With Whale Dongs
He liked telling guests they sat on a megaphallus.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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4 Terrible Celeb Jokes That Everyone Took Seriously
Sometimes, when celebrities speak, they’re ... not being totally serious?
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- By Ryan Menezes
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