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‘The Bonfire of the Vanities’ Is the Tom Hanks Movie That Tom Hanks Would Like to Forget
Recently, the Oscar-winning legend admitted he hates some of his own films. He wouldn’t say which ones, but he’s never been shy about regretting starring in that 1990 debacle
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- By Tim Grierson
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15 of the Best Jokes from Dana Carvey and Wayne Brady on Their Shared Birthday
The two comedy legends share a birthday and the uncanny ability crack everyone up
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- By Erik Barnes
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‘No One Can Really Get it Wrong Unless They Call Me Kenneth’: Eddie Izzard Clarifies Her Name and Pronouns
The comedian offered up the chillest, most graceful explanation of how she would like to be addressed
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- By Ian Garner
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If ‘Ted Lasso’ Is Really Over, It’s Time for Jason Sudeikis to Bring Back ‘Two A-Holes’
The Emmy-winning star may have just put the finishing touches on his acclaimed show that celebrated decency. But years ago, he and Kristen Wiig concocted a brilliant ‘SNL’ sketch about entitlement and rudeness that’s its fascinating polar opposite
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- By Tim Grierson
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Murray Hill Is the Hardest-Working Middle-Aged Man in Show Business
The ‘Somebody Somewhere’ star tells us about hosting Hulu’s new drag queen cooking show ‘Drag Me to Dinner,’ his purple-suit-clad TV wedding and how drag fans can combat reactionary crackdowns
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5 Big-Time Goofballs Who Really Wanted to Be Taken Seriously
Sorry, you’re the getting-hit-in-the-balls guy now
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- By Eli Yudin
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15 Hall of Fame Jokes and Moments from Arnold Schwarzenegger
Intentionally or not, the Austrian giant consistently tickles our funny bone
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- By Erik Barnes
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Chelsea Handler Says It’s Best Not to Have Anal Sex with 50 Cent — Means It as a Compliment
Sometimes bigger isn’t always better
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- By Ian Garner
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Founding ‘Saturday Night Live’ Writer Alan Zweibel Remembers Gilda Radner’s Final TV Appearance
A year before her death, Radner guest-starred on the Showtime meta comedy ‘It’s Garry Shandling’s Show’, which Zweibel co-created with Shandling, warming audiences’ hearts one last time
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- By Brian VanHooker
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Five Famous Voices That Are Actually Fake
You didn’t really think Gilbert Gottfried sounded like a Disney parrot, did you?
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Did Chevy Chase Ruin the Name ‘Chevy’?
There’s a small society of Chevys suffering from Chase’s myriad misdeeds
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- By Ian Garner
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19 Hilarious Moments from Cher, An Unexpected Comedy Icon
If we could turn back time, it would be to laugh at all of these Cher moments — even if sometimes the humor was completely unintentional
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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The Five Most Unhinged Reality TV Celebrity Families
Compared to these famous clans, the Stallones are downright normal
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- By Ian Garner
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Julia Louis-Dreyfus on Laughing at Cancer, Elaine’s Bad Dancing and ‘You Hurt My Feelings’
The beloved comic actress has a great new movie about an insecure author who learns her husband secretly doesn’t like her latest novel. She talks to Cracked about honesty, regrets and finding the very funny in the very sad
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- By Tim Grierson
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Ken Marino on Killing It in Karaoke, Talking to Strangers on the Phone During Quarantine and Returning to ‘Party Down’
Whether on ‘The State’ or ‘The Other Two,’ the comedic star has a knack for playing fools and failures. He tells Cracked about his rock band, the secret to maintaining creative friendships and why he’ll never stop people-watching
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- By Tim Grierson
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