Cracked Archive - Celebrities
6 Baffling Robert Pattinson Stories That Raise More Questions Than Answers
It's amazing that Pattinson is playing Batman because he's got the biggest Joker energy we've ever seen.
- By Lydia Bugg
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- September 18, 2020
And Now, A Young Keanu Reeves At A Teddy Bear Convention Because Sure
Canada's sweetheart covering a Teddy Bear convention? Talk about PANDAmonium! Hey-yo!
- By Carly Tennes
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- September 14, 2020
The Kardashians Are Cancelled (And Teenage Me Is Super Bummed)
For better or worse, Kim and company saw me through my most awkward years.
- By Carly Tennes
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- September 14, 2020
The 20 Most Bonkers Celebrity Comic Cameos
DC and Marvel need to stop resurrecting dead celebrities.
- By Jesse
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- September 14, 2020
Travis Scott Burger Opens The Door To So Many Possibilities
McDonalds is just the beginning.
- By Dan Duddy
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- September 10, 2020
Ellen Will Have A Very Awkward Return
Ellen is coming back next week and it is going to be weird.
- By Dan Duddy
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- September 10, 2020
Famous People’s Ages That Make Us Question Our Sense Of Time
They were born in the same year?!
- By Shea
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- September 10, 2020
'Keeping Up With The Kardashians' Is Over; Now We Have To Clean Up the Mess
The Kardashians pioneered influencer culture ... great.
- By Dan Duddy
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- September 09, 2020
24 Celebrity Conspiracy Theories That CAN'T Be True. Right? Unless... No, No Way.
Occam's razor? Who gave Occam the razor in the first place??
- By Jesse, Cracked Writers
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- September 09, 2020
22 Rad Now-You-Know Facts About Your Favorite Bands And Musicians
How many Beatles have watched YOU have sex? George Harrison has you beat.
- By Jesse
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- September 08, 2020
Teddy Roosevelt Scarred A Young Dr. Seuss For Life
Horton hears a bull moose.
- By Cedric Voets
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- September 06, 2020
Download: 12 Denzel Washington Essential Knowledge Hyperfacts
It's 100 percent fine to idolize this guy.
- By AM Smiley, Chris Pauls
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- September 03, 2020
Even Jim Gaffigan, The World's Most Apolitical Comedian, Is Sick Of Trump
We're in a Hot Pocket of hell.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 28, 2020
Tucker Carlson Keeps Finding A New Low
Tucker Carlson's latest remarks are worthy of him being fired. But sadly, so were all the others.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 28, 2020
Download: Kristen Bell Facts To Make You An Expert
It's time to front-load your brain with some Kristen.
- By AM Smiley, Chris Pauls
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- August 27, 2020
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