Cracked Archive - Celebrities
No, Kevin James Is Not Fantasized By Millions In Tennessee
It's actually Wisconsin.
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11 MGK's First Words To Megan Fox Were Very On Brand
Wanna date Megan Fox? Try taking some inspiration from good 'ol Groot.
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What We Learned From Dave Chappelle's TERF Debacle
Dave Chappelle will likely emerge from his scandal unscathed. The three suspended Netflix employees may not be so lucky.
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William Shatner is Going to Space
One small step for man, one giant leap for Star Trek's fandom – and well, avid users of Priceline.
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The Possible Conspiracy Behind Nicolas Cage's Stolen Comic
Now, we're not saying that Cage faked a robbery as part of a publicity stunt/insurance fraud. But ...
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- By Ryan Menezes
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4 International Scandals Starring The Most Random Celebrities Possible
Behold the global drama that is Ice Cube's 3-on-3 basketball league.
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Denzel Washington And Ellen Pompeo Once (Pretty Much) Locked Horns
“‘Listen, m'fer, this is my show!"
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Eminem Is Opening 'Mom's Spaghetti' Pasta Restaurant
If you had one shot or one opportunity to seize Eminem's mom's spaghetti, in one moment, would you capture it? Or just let it slip?
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Mark Hamill Defends ‘Star Wars’ Prequels
In a galaxy (not so) far, far away, Luke Skywalker has some hot takes on the "Star Wars" franchise.
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Insufferable YouTuber Says He Was 'Literally Stranded' In Slovakia
Uh oh.
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Elon Musk and Grimes Announce Split, Surprise Surprise
Love is dead.
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Uma Thurman Shares She Had an Abortion as a Teen In Light of Texas's New Law
"The abortion I had as a teenager was the hardest decision of my life, one that caused me anguish then and that saddens me even now, but it was the path to the life full of joy and love that I have experienced," Thurman wrote.
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6 Beloved Icons With Skeletons In Their Closets
Some people look towards beloved celebrity icons for comfort. Turns out that's the exact wrong place to look.
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- By Michael Dawson
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JoJo Siwa Makes History Competing As 1/2 of 'Dancing With The Stars' First Same-Sex Pair
One small (cha-cha) step for bow enthusiasts, one giant grand jete for the LGBTQAI+ community.
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We Are All Little Lads Who Love Berries and Cream
How a 2007 Starburst ad became one of 2021's hottest memes.
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