Cracked Archive - Celebrities
Superheroes Meeting Real-Life Presidents: A Cursed Sub-Genre
There is one type of superhero crossover that deserves more attention, given it is almost destined to disappoint.
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- By Talbert Gregson
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0 4 Awful Side Projects Rich People Unleashed
Incontrovertible evidence that money can't buy talent.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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A Rich Dude Decorated His Yacht With Whale Dongs
He liked telling guests they sat on a megaphallus.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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4 Terrible Celeb Jokes That Everyone Took Seriously
Sometimes, when celebrities speak, they’re ... not being totally serious?
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- By Ryan Menezes
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7 Completely Unhinged Things Celebrities Wasted Money On
It’s no secret that celebrities like to buy dumb crap. And honestly, who can blame them? It would be fun to do foolish things with foolish amounts of money. But sometimes, celebrities go a bit too far ...
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- By Mac Faber
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4 Wild Tales Of Celeb Encounters With Aliens
Sammy Hagar and Demi Lovato have exactly one thing in common: alien buds.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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15 Celebrity Scandals Everyone Forgot
Scandals come at us so fast these days that no one can keep track.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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15 Ways Judy Garland Out-Sex-And-Drugged Most Rock Stars
To be clear, Garland’s drug addiction was horrific, but it was also pretty impressive.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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15 Famous People With Surprisingly Dark Family Histories
Even some of the most wholesome celebrities are the fruit of a dangerous family tree, the kind with dead roots and deceptively precarious branches.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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15 Attempted Assassinations of Famous People
Celebrities attract all kinds of unwell people who occasionally decide they’d like them better dead, but some go beyond the “everyday stalker” pale.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 Celeb Myths That Won't Die
Sometimes, we just want to believe.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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15 Surprising Side Projects of Famous People
A funny thing happens when someone becomes globally celebrated for being really good at something: They start thinking they’re really good at everything.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Seth Green's TV Show Is Dead Because He Based It On A Stolen NFT
If you're building an empire, make sure no one can steal the first floor.
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- By Eli Yudin
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15 Supersize Facts About Andre the Giant
Underneath all 500-plus lbs. of muscle, America’s favorite fighting Frenchman was just Andre Roussimoff.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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15 Pearls of Wisdom From Matthew McConaughey’s Memoir
It’s like sitting down after a very expensive but nevertheless entire bottle of scotch to get advice from the weirdest rich guy you know.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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