Cracked Archive - Celebrities
4 Celebs That Would Definitely Kick Our Ass
No, the answer isn't "all of them."
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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4 What the Eff is Going On With Ezra Miller?
If you’ve had trouble following it all, here's what's up.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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15 Secret Celebrity Children
You have to be a role model, but you're also incredibly hot, so you're constantly attacked with opportunities to not be that, and those opportunities sometimes become babies.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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We Regret To Inform You Grimes Maybe Got Elf Ears
(Without even the slightest hint of emotion) Wow, that's crazy.
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- By Eli Yudin
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A Complete History of Goop Being Awful
Goop has a long history of capitalizing on misinformation that goes way beyond vagina candles.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Whatever Happened To Bill Watterson from Calvin and Hobbes?
Bill Watterson is one of the most beloved cartoonists of all time, so why is seeing him rare as a bigfoot sighting?
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- By Chris Corlew
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4 Bizarre Celebrity Beefs We Had No Idea About
Such drama.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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15 Dark Secrets of Self-Help Gurus
How can we trust that they know what they're doing and have our best interests at heart? It turns out we can't.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Superheroes Meeting Real-Life Presidents: A Cursed Sub-Genre
There is one type of superhero crossover that deserves more attention, given it is almost destined to disappoint.
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- By Talbert Gregson
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4 Awful Side Projects Rich People Unleashed
Incontrovertible evidence that money can't buy talent.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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A Rich Dude Decorated His Yacht With Whale Dongs
He liked telling guests they sat on a megaphallus.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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4 Terrible Celeb Jokes That Everyone Took Seriously
Sometimes, when celebrities speak, they’re ... not being totally serious?
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- By Ryan Menezes
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7 Completely Unhinged Things Celebrities Wasted Money On
It’s no secret that celebrities like to buy dumb crap. And honestly, who can blame them? It would be fun to do foolish things with foolish amounts of money. But sometimes, celebrities go a bit too far ...
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- By Mac Faber
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4 Wild Tales Of Celeb Encounters With Aliens
Sammy Hagar and Demi Lovato have exactly one thing in common: alien buds.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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15 Celebrity Scandals Everyone Forgot
Scandals come at us so fast these days that no one can keep track.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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