Cracked Archive - Music

Chill To The Newest Musical Genre: Library Takeout Jams

Let's chill out to some loan-fi.


20 Surprising Reasons Behind Musicians' Stage Names

Could you imagine trying to Google their lyrics if they kept their real name?


All the '80s Rock Gods Were People of Color

Just because they went on to invent countless other genres of music doesn't mean they abandoned rock and roll.


The '90s Cheesiest R&B Song's Sad, Sad Story

Lisa, if you’re out there: CALL THIS MAN. THE WORLD NEEDS THIS.


Train’s Led Zeppelin Cover Album Proves They Don’t Have to Suck

No one is more shocked than we are.


A Shady Mailing Service Was Pre-Internet Spotify

All the unfair business practices, none of the bandwidth.


Andre 3000 Is Becoming Rap's Bigfoot

Legend says he appears only for those that are pure of heart, strong of will, and so fresh and so clean clean.


Rock Out To Disneyland (Short-Lived) Sexy Prog-Rock Band

Rock out with your Donald Duck out.


'Mr. Jones' By Counting Crows Had A (Ironic) Real-Life Lesson About Fame

How come Mr. Jones never got to be a big star, too?


'I’m Too Sexy' is Way Darker Than You Think

If you listen closely, it’s clearly a cry for help.


Why You Don’t Hear Nirvana in More Movies

They simply did too good of a job of defining an era.


What The Falkor Is This Music Video?

If you thought tobacco the product was out to ruin childhoods, just wait until you hear TOBACCO the musician.


'Under Pressure' Was a Wild 24-Hour Improvised Coke Bender

In other words, it was a perfectly average Queen and/or Bowie party.