Cracked Archive - Music
“Zimmer’s simple yet epic notes [to] inspire optimism and joy with every alert" – apparently, even when you see you've missed four calls from your mom.
- By Carly Tennes
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- April 06, 2021
They were kind of like Hall and Oates if they had a breakdown and pivoted to Nick, Jr.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- April 03, 2021
The kind of music we like is actually a pretty reliable reflection of how we think, feel, and our personalities -- and sometimes a strong influence over it.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- April 03, 2021
Just cause it's easy on the ears, doesn't mean it was easy to make.
- By Chris Corlew
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- March 31, 2021
Let the Saxsquatch abduct you with his mellow sax grooves.
- By Cedric Voets
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- March 29, 2021
No wonder the king was so baffled.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- March 24, 2021
I want to hold your ha--I SAID I WANT TO HOLD YOUR HAND!
- By Cedric Voets
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- March 16, 2021
The amazing thing about being an ultra-celebrity is the ability to make stupid demands and have them met with fawning acquiescence.
- By Mac Faber
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- March 12, 2021
It really gives a whole new meaning to the term 'radical priest.'
- By Amanda Mannen
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- March 10, 2021
This stuff goes all the way to the Library of Congress.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- March 06, 2021
Sometimes, the inspiration for a song is not only unexpected but downright banana pants.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- March 02, 2021
A hard day's night of cramming for the mod finals.
- By Cedric Voets
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- March 02, 2021
These musicians may not have been cursed, but they still did have some pretty strange deaths.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- February 27, 2021
The duo broke-up, but their thievery lives on forever.
- By JM McNab
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- February 23, 2021
The music for people who love to hate music.
- By Cedric Voets
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- February 21, 2021
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