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Cracked Archive - Music

How Trent Reznor Became The Alternative John Williams

You might think you haven’t listened to Trent Reznor’s music since 1999, but if you’ve seen Disney’s latest offering, you have.

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Surprise, Surprise: Pop Music is Getting Sadder

The average pop song today is actually more aggressive than any given ‘70s punk song.

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We've Learned How Ancient Greek Music Sounded (And It Goes Hard)

Throw up those Minotaur horns.

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The Time Black Sabbath Couldn't Find Ozzy Osbourne

Doing drugs isn’t a game, kids. Unless you’re into metal, then it definitely is.

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5 Reasons All Modern Pop Music Sounds The Same

It's not an accident Ed Sheeran's gremlin warble follows you around every business on Earth.

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Elton John Started Dressing Like That on a Dare

He was rocking that Angela Chase look way back in the ‘70s, so you can’t say he wasn’t always ahead of his time.

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'Aly & Aj' Release Expletive-Filled Version of Disney Channel Jam, 'Potential Breakup Song'

Aly & Aj are back -- and not afraid of dropping an f-bomb or 2

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There's A 'Pete Best' Of The Spice Girls (And It Got Catty)

She made Posh Spice swear.

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Get In The (2020) Holiday Spirit With These Metal Dubs Of Christmas Songs

Deck the halls with bodies gory.

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Early 2000s Prom Staple, Eve 6, Gloriously Roasts 90s Rock Goons on Twitter

To paraphrase their own Twitter account, their irrelevance has made them relevant again.

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The Worst Story Ever Told, In 4 Chapters

This true story involves Chicago, a bridge, an innocent boat tour, the Dave Matthews Band, and 800 pounds of human waste.

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The Article That Mainstreamed (And Whitened) Disco Was Made Up

Marginalized groups just never get to have fun.

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Perfect Fluids Are Kind of A Banger, MIT's SoundCloud Shows

SoundCloud -- not just for Trump supporting, face-tattooed teen rappers.

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5 Beloved Songs (That Are Secretly Horror Shows)

Huh. Did we really never listen to these all the way through before?

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Korea Bends Famously Strict Military Service Law For K-Pop Stars

The BTS Army may stay metaphorical for a bit longer.

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