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Misogyny's still fine, though.
Move your foot to the beat, singular.
The upcoming Whitney Houston hologram world tour is the ghoulish concert even we've been waiting for?
Think cyberpunk, but dumb cyberpunk.
Here are some brainworms to go along with those earworms.
And they're bringing their message of whips and chains worldwide.
We swear this isn't a sponsored link by The Onion.
If you'd like to retain some semblance of your sanity, here's a guided tour of the worst press release ever.
Remember Jackie Jormp-Jomp from '30 Rock'? Yeah, that's our reality now.
Surprise! The media isn't very good.
Things get easier when you make it big ... but the disasters get bigger, too.
Turns out rap battles aren’t the only musical feuds out there.
Some people are born Meat Loaf, and others have Meat Loaf thrust upon them.
Let's just let this poor woman rest.
Pure, simple, unfiltered mockery.
