WHAT REALLY HAPPENED:
Miller spent three hours before the ceremony in a locked bathroom stall sobbing and complaining that he looked fat. Later, at the alter, instead of vows Miller read the lyrics to Jon Mayer's "Your Body Is a Wonderland," with his name inserted so that it read "Your Bode is a Wonderland." The bride and her friends immediately left the church laughing.


ON EATING PIZZA

WHAT BODE SAID:
"I can eat more pizza than anyone. Seriously. It doesn't even matter to me if you guys watch, but all I'm saying is that I can eat seventeen whole pizzas without using my hands. Not that it's even a competition, because it's not, because we're all here to represent America, but I know in my heart that I'm better than all of you."

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED:
After two slices of "Hawaiian style" thin-crust pizza and one Dr. Pepper, Miller complained of severe stomach pains. Shortly thereafter, he vomited into his empty Dr. Pepper cup, yelling in an exaggerated fashion to get the attention of the two Italian teenagers hanging out in the otherwise empty Pizza Hut.


ON SKIING UNDER THE INFLUENCE

WHAT BODE SAID:
"Yeah, I've skied drunk. So what? Some of the other guys on the team did it with me. We were all tripping to the tips, man! I'm not going to name any names, but it was everyone else on the U.S. ski team."