Mildly Racist Comment By Johnny Miller
— You can count on the straightforward and often blunt NBC commentator to make a series of racial comments escalating in their offensiveness. Last year, Miller's indiscretions included the following editorials: "Jiminez has trouble controlling his Spanish temper," "Wow… great shot for a tiny little Chinaman," and "Jesus Fucking Christ. I thought golf was a gentleman's game"¦they let fucking nigras play now?"Shots Referred To As "Golf Shots"
— Golf is the only sport in which the name of the game commonly serves as an adjective modifying an aspect of it, such as "He's got a beautiful golf swing" or "Wonderful golf shot." You'll never hear, "He's four for five with two
homeruns, a national pastime
strikeout, and in his last baseball
at bat, was baseball
hit in the head with a baseball
baseball."Tiger Woods Whining —
As old as the game itself. Before every one of Tiger's golf shots, his caddy Steve Williams goes over a brief list of rules for the gallery, including: Do not take pictures of Mr. Tiger during his backswing, Do not look Mr. Tiger directly in the eyes at any time, Do not mention the word "teeth" and, new this year, Do not say, "I'm glad Tiger's dad died. That guy was a douchebag and so is Tiger. I hope he suffered before relieving the world of his clown-ass narcissism."