15 Kyle Kinane Jokes for the Hall of Fame

‘I don’t understand why the people that play a lottery aren’t more afraid of lightning. Like if you believe in those odds, shouldn’t you? ‘Hey, I’ve got 20 bucks on the Pick 5. Is that a storm? Oh, shit!’’

Authors: By Dan Fritschie
Published: January 30, 2023
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How A Backstreet Boys’ Fart Topped the Charts in Romania

‘The Call’ features backing vocals from Howie D’s butt

Authors: By Mike Rampton
Published: January 30, 2023
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When Men Thought Bicycles Would Make Women Ugly and Slutty

To all the stuffy, awful dudes of the Victorian era, bikes were less a means of transportation and more a proto vibrator that would render women so horny they had no choice but to emancipate themselves

Authors: By Amanda Mannen
Published: January 30, 2023
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5 Uniquely American Laws That Other Countries Don’t Seem To Need

The government is here to prevent helpless Americans from eating toys

Authors: By Eli Yudin
Published: January 30, 2023
Comments: 3

PICTOFACT

15 Bizarre Headlines About Unionbusting Chili, Twitter's Yard Sale, And, Unfortunately, George Santos

An Iranian imam blamed low rainfall on women not wearing hijabs.

Authors: By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
Published: January 29, 2023
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Weird Things In Famous Peoples' Pasts

By:: Cracked Plasticians

December 18, 2017

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This week we started wondering what famous people would be famous for, if they weren't famous for the thing they're famous for. Because we're all about the wordplay. The thing is, most famous people have a big, weird thing in their past that nobody ever talks about.

Things like ...