Weird Things In Famous Peoples' Pasts

A roundup of the weird things celebrities never talk about.
Weird Things In Famous Peoples' Pasts

This week we started wondering what famous people would be famous for, if they weren't famous for the thing they're famous for. Because we're all about the wordplay. The thing is, most famous people have a big, weird thing in their past that nobody ever talks about.

Things like ...

Mackenzie Davis makes art out of animal remains. Max Insty The Blade Runner 2049 actress collects owl pellets which contain bones and other indigestib
This 505-million-year-old fossil is named after Johnny Depp. British scientist and Depp fan David Legg named the fossil Kooteninchela deppi because th
Nolan Gould plays the famously dumb Luke Dunphy in Modern Family. In real-life, he is actually a member Of Mensa, a society for people with high IQ, a
Stephen Fry served three months in prison when he was 17 years old. The conviction? Credit card fraud.
JOHnNY RAmoNE, one OF RAN THE MOsT InFLUENTIAL punk GUITAR PLAYeRS OF ALL TIME, WAS A LIFELONG REPUBLICAN. CRaCKED.com
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CRACKEDCO When he was new to Los Angeles, Brad Pitt worked for a couple of months as a strippers' driver. In addition to providing transportation to a
Weird Things In Famous Peoples' Pasts
Barack Obama is a distant relative of... Jefferson Davis, the first and only Confederate President. CRACKED COM
Weird Things In Famous Peoples' Pasts
Douglas Adams worked as a bodyguard to Qatar's ruling family. It was one of the various jobs the Hitchhiker's Guide author held pre-fame, while writin
Jeremy Renner was a makeup artist before he began his acting career. CRACKEDCON
Harry Styles has four nipples.
Jack Nicholson grew up with his mother and sister. However, when Nicholson was 37 years old, a reporter uncovered that his 'mother' was actually his g
Jamie Lee Curtis once held a patent FIG.1 for a baby diaper. FIG.2 FIG3 The actress invented and patented a multifunctional infant garmentin the lat
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HILALE 1345 Gordon Ramsay has been a competitive runner for more than a decade, participating in events such as the North Pole Marathon. In 2013, he f
Danny DeVito has experience in hairdressing, and he used to work as a hairdresser... for corpses.
TOM HANKS LOVES TYPEWRITERS SO MUCH THAT HE WROTE A BOOK OF TYPEWRITER-CENTRIC FICTION. UNCOMMON TYPE is a collection of stories where typewriters pla
MARTIN SCoRsese HAS An IRRATIONAL FEAR OF THE number 11. 7110 11 111 In HIS YOUTH, He FELT THAT STRANGE THINGS WOULD HAPPEN REVOLVING AROUND THAT NUmB
Wanda Sykes is an ex-NSA agent. SECURITY AGENCY ONAL * VOIHTWVA OF LINN VIS She had top secret clearance, and she was involved in the Desert Storm ope
SAMUEL L. JACKSON WAS A CHEERLEADER in COLLEGE. CRAGN HE SAYS He TALKED HIS RoomMATE INTO IT So THEY COULD TRAVEL TO OTHER SCHOOLS AND meet women.
Pope Francis briefly worked as a nightclub bouncer in his hometown Of Buenos Aires, Argentina. CRACKED.COM
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