15 Kyle Kinane Jokes for the Hall of Fame

‘I don’t understand why the people that play a lottery aren’t more afraid of lightning. Like if you believe in those odds, shouldn’t you? ‘Hey, I’ve got 20 bucks on the Pick 5. Is that a storm? Oh, shit!’’

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Weird Things In Famous Peoples' Pasts

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This week we started wondering what famous people would be famous for, if they weren't famous for the thing they're famous for. Because we're all about the wordplay. The thing is, most famous people have a big, weird thing in their past that nobody ever talks about.

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This 505-million-year-old fossil is named after Johnny Depp. British scientist and Depp fan David Legg named the fossil Kooteninchela deppi because th

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Daniel Radcliffe is a published poet. Sik Ho fond arderauee aet oind Bide tos lped Hoedes. Tic lons: tie oll haiy thtl l wab *Tue egs slit ao Aio sloe

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MARTIN SCoRsese HAS An IRRATIONAL FEAR OF THE number 11. 7110 11 111 In HIS YOUTH, He FELT THAT STRANGE THINGS WOULD HAPPEN REVOLVING AROUND THAT NUmB

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SAMUEL L. JACKSON WAS A CHEERLEADER in COLLEGE. CRAGN HE SAYS He TALKED HIS RoomMATE INTO IT So THEY COULD TRAVEL TO OTHER SCHOOLS AND meet women.

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