Anyway, if you'd like to become a Scientologist and be cured of that shaking thing you do, just send me a check for $75,000 and we'll bump you all the way up to a "Level-Six Wizard Prophet."
Sorry, but I'm afraid I can't bring you dopamine for Christmas. I don't service Muslims"Â¦ or Moslems or whatever you are. Is there a difference? I never really understood that.
Anyway, were you still Cassius Clay, you'd be in luck. I brought that kid from Back to the Future a whole sack full of dopamine last year. He' fine now. He just pretends to have the shakes 'cause he' rakin' in the poon-tang.
Dear Mr. Ali,
We here at FOX would like YOU to star in the next GREAT American reality TV show. NBC thinks they're hot s**t 'cause they had Sylvester Stallone hosting a boxing show. Gimme a f*****g BREAK! You could have taken Rocky any day of the week and twice again on ANY Sunday again, twice again.
Here' the premise: we wheel you on stage with TRUMPETS blaring and fanfare and what not. Then a bunch of people BEAT THE s**t out of each other while you keep score with a bowling PENCIL and a really small score sheet. If anyone' eye gets swollen and THEY yell, "Cut me!," you run into the RING with a razor blade and cut a centimeter-long gash just below their EYEBALL. When it' all over, you make the winner a SANDWICH, personally slicing the meat and cheese WITH the bloody razor blade from the fights.
We think you'd be perfect for the show.
As soon as you sign and return the attached contract, we'll start filming.
Director of Creative Development
21st Century FOX
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