It' really easy if you just break it down with mnemonics. First, Housh is like house... but with an "h" on the end. Then man. Just remember this handy sentence: "T.J. is a man who lives in a house... with an 'h' instead of an 'e'... and... uh... dzadah." See? Easy!
Portis separated his shoulder and will miss the rest of the pre-season, but shouldn't miss more than one game of the regular season. He' one of the top backs in the league and plays for a coach who' determined to run the ball, so ignore the guy on the other side of the room saying, "I heard they're scheduling another MRI on Portis. I guess they think he might have torn some tendons. If that' the case, that' going to mean surgery, and he'll probably miss the whole season. I sure am glad I'm not picking him."
Martin has yet to show up in Jets camp, he's on the Physically Unable To Perform list and the team just traded for Lee Suggs. Even if he was healthy, Martin would still be 33 years old and coming off the worst season of his career. CRACKED recommends saying something like "Oh, man, is Curtis Martin still on the board? We're in the ninth round and nobody has taken the