The people have spoken! Reporting to the polls in numbers unprecedented for clichÃ©d SportsCenter catchphrase tournaments, CRACKED readers cast their ballot for the 32 mouth turds they thought were at least marginally more aggravating than their opponents.
Drag your cursor over each phrase to see the results from Round 1. Then, cast your vote on the second round and check back next week for the Sweet 16 of Schtick!
Once we have a winner, CRACKED will send one lucky reader up to Bristol, CT where they will go on a hunger strike until the offending phrase has been wiped from the mouths of SportsCenter anchors forever more. And don't worry about registration, you already entered just by voting in Round 1!
The Baby is Due, And Dr. Griffey Delivers
Responsible for an entire generation of stupid white men claiming to be bilingual despite the fact that they think Barcelona is an item on the Taco Bell Dollar menu.
Sounds more like something a 12-year-old yells their first time at the ballpark before catching a backhand from dad than what a professional journalist should be saying while on national television.
And He is MEAT
Blatant rip-off of South Park, demonstrates astounding lack of originality, which is exactly what this tournament is all about. We mock the autistic because, um, why again, exactly?
Run Forrest, Run!
ESPN' East Coast bias raises it's ugly head once again.