Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
PICTOFACT 31 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Will Eat One Another After They Mate It’s hard to watch, but it’s perfectly natural Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published September 01, 2025
PICTOFACT 31 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That All Live Together in an Improbably Large Apartment in the Big City They all date and remain friends when it’s over, too Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published September 01, 2025
PICTOFACT 30 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Put in Mocap Suits to Play an Army of Minions They were extremely difficult to work with Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published August 31, 2025
PICTOFACT 31 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Had Q Program Into Our Gadget Watch, Just for Fun He was extremely unhappy about it Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published August 31, 2025
14 Celebrity Engagements That Went Sideways You had me at ‘do you wanna do this?’ Authors By Jesse Published August 31, 2025
12 Celebrities Who Have Gone No Contact With Their Families ‘I made my family disappear!’ Authors By Jesse Published August 31, 2025
PICTOFACT 34 Wild Bits of Pop Culture Trivia We Tamed We can ride them like the alien horses in ‘Avatar,’ it’s sick Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published August 31, 2025
PICTOFACT 39 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia You Have to Break to Make an Omelet No one said it would be easy Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published August 30, 2025
PICTOFACT 35 Asinine, Idiotic, Irredeemable Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are Right Behind Us, Aren’t They? Awkward! Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published August 30, 2025
12 Brands and Celebrities That Regret Going Viral The richest people and brands are out here digging their own graves with smiles on their faces Authors By Jesse Published August 30, 2025
PICTOFACT 33 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Came Before Both the Chicken and the Egg That settles that Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published August 30, 2025
PICTOFACT 33 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Yawned Dramatically and Put Their Arm Around Us on a Date Do you think they like us? Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published August 29, 2025
14 Blistering Insults That Put A Celebrity in Their Place ‘You smell like a roll of nickels’ is an all-timer Authors By Jesse Published August 29, 2025
PICTOFACT 33 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Fed a Truth Serum So They Physically Can’t Lie They’ll tell you anything — and it’s sure to be 100-percent true! Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published August 28, 2025
14 Celebrities Who Were Betrayed, Backstabbed or Otherwise Thrown Under the Bus You can’t trust Gwyneth Paltrow any further than you can throw her Authors By Jesse Published August 28, 2025
14 Celebrities Who Torpedoed Their Reputation From A Talk-Show Couch We were this close to defeating Dax Shepard in 2004 Authors By Jesse Published August 27, 2025
PICTOFACT 30 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Dropped From a Bucket Onto the Outcast’s Head After She Won Prom Queen Can’t anybody take a joke anymore? Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published August 27, 2025
PICTOFACT 35 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Sprang 15 Feet Away When We Dropped Our AirPods Case How do they even do that? Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published August 26, 2025
14 Times a Celebrity Responded Remarkably Well to Criticism If Roger Ebert is referencing his colonoscopy, your clapback isn’t going according to plan Authors By Jesse Published August 26, 2025
PICTOFACT 32 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Perched Delicately Inside of an Open Clamshell Look like easy harvestin’ Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published August 25, 2025
