Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
PICTOFACT 35 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Dropped in the Toilet in the Middle of Our Big Date This can’t be happening Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published August 17, 2025
12 Celebrities Who Went Missing There’s one guy on this list no one will miss. The rest are pretty sad Authors By Jesse Published August 17, 2025
12 Fictional Characters Built Entirely on Horniness Do you want to get Rule 34’d? Because that’s how you get Rule 34’d. Authors By Jesse Published August 17, 2025
PICTOFACT 32 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Only One Reclusive Old Man in Our Village Is Allowed to Know It’s a living Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published August 17, 2025
PICTOFACT 34 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Observed Silently From the Background of a Flashback We’re powerless to intervene Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published August 16, 2025
PICTOFACT 34 Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Rapped to Us by the Protagonist in a Disappointing Post-Credits Scene Rap doesn’t even exist in this universe Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published August 16, 2025
14 Lies from Athletes Whose Athletic Pants Are on Fire George Steinbrenner, we trusted you! Authors By Jesse Published August 16, 2025
14 Harrowing Tales of Poop, Puke and Pee from Celebrities ‘The peeing thing, I didn’t think was that weird, because I was in character’ Authors By Jesse Published August 16, 2025
PICTOFACT 31 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to Pack in a Little Baggy and Take With You to the Park You know you’re gonna get hungry Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published August 16, 2025
PICTOFACT 33 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Always Dissolve in the Bath Before Lowering Ourselves in With a Good Book and a Bottle of Wine So soothing! Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published August 15, 2025
13 of the Most Divorced Celebrities in History For some people, eighth time’s the charm Authors By Jesse Published August 15, 2025
PICTOFACT 39 Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia You Can Appear to Read All at Once If You Build a Panopticon It’s an illusion Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published August 14, 2025
14 Sidekicks Who Became the Main Kick ‘Happy Days’ was just getting started when Fonzie jumped the shark Authors By Jesse Published August 14, 2025
PICTOFACT 32 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Had Surgically Implanted Into Our Foreheads We’ll never leave our apartment without them again Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published August 13, 2025
14 Cartoon Characters Who Disappeared Without A Literal Trace Monterey Jack didn’t deserve to go out like that Authors By Jesse Published August 13, 2025
PICTOFACT 33 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Mined From Deep Inside of Inane BS Mountain We’re gonna be rich! Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published August 12, 2025
14 Creators and Who Love (Or Loathe) Your Fanfiction Nintendo says Mario and Peach are just ‘good friends.’ So like, are they hooking up or what? Authors By Jesse Published August 12, 2025
PICTOFACT 33 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Aren’t Ruling Out a Run for the White House They’re keeping their options open Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published August 11, 2025
PICTOFACT 30 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Hope the Dogs at the Airport Aren’t Trained to Sniff Out We absolutely reek of trivia tidbits Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published August 10, 2025
PICTOFACT 33 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Won in a High-Stakes Game of Pogs Back in Third Grade We’re still riding that high Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published August 10, 2025
