Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
14 Celebrities Who Have Nicknames for Their Junk RIP, LBJ, you would have loved the Jumbotron Authors By Jesse Published August 03, 2025
PICTOFACT 37 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Shook Out of the Vending Machine You could say we’re on a budget Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published August 03, 2025
PICTOFACT 35 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Bequeathed to Us by a Forgotten Wealthy Relative What a lucky break! We don’t even have to bother sending a thank you card! Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published August 02, 2025
PICTOFACT 34 Random Bits of Trivia We Found in the Sand With Our Trusty Metal Detector Can you believe someone just left these here? Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published August 02, 2025
The 14 Hollywood Actors With the Most Acting Credits in History Just because you’re dead doesn’t mean you have to stop working Authors By Jesse Published August 02, 2025
14 Celebrities Who Had a Worse Vacation Than You Did Calling a kayak ‘un-rollable’ is a great way to roll a kayak Authors By Jesse Published August 02, 2025
PICTOFACT 34 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Regret Writing in Our Best Friend’s Leather-Bound Birthday Book Kind of wish these had stayed a wonderful secret Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published August 02, 2025
PICTOFACT 30 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Can’t Believe You’re Still Talking About at a Time Like This When We’re Having Some of the Greatest Success and Also Tragedy Time to move on! Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published August 01, 2025
14 Celebrities Who Attempted to Live Like Normal People to Varying Degrees of Success Gwyneth Paltrow had to spend an afternoon wearing ‘the fat clothes’ in public, and she’s never been the same since Authors By Jesse Published August 01, 2025
PICTOFACT 34 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Read on Our Girlfriend’s Phone While She Was in the Shower God how we wish we could unlearn these tidbits Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published July 31, 2025
14 Embarrassing Ways Celebrities Attempted to Revive Their Career Work hard, fail harder Authors By Jesse Published July 31, 2025
PICTOFACT 32 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Regret Bringing Up in a Fight With Our Significant Other We both said some things we didn’t mean Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published July 30, 2025
The 14 Worst Supergroups, Cast Ensembles and Collaborations of All Time Nightmare blunt rotation Authors By Jesse Published July 30, 2025
PICTOFACT 30 Middling Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are Somehow Extremely Popular Overseas More power to ‘em, but how does that even happen? Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published July 29, 2025
The 12 Most Satisfying or Cynical Cast Reunions The best time to be a Monty Python fan was when they all shut up for like 20 years Authors By Jesse Published July 29, 2025
PICTOFACT 37 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Saw Us Before They Saw Their Mother and They’ve Imprinted on Us for Life These little freaks live a long time, too Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published July 28, 2025
PICTOFACT 36 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Toppled in the Town Square in a Big, Symbolic Show of Force Good riddance Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published July 27, 2025
PICTOFACT 34 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Imagine As Plump, Juicy Turkey Roasts When We Grow Peckish Maybe just one little bite... Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published July 27, 2025
14 Celebrities and Artists Who Were Boring Normies for Most of Their Lives If you hit 71 and you’re still not a celebrity, then you can start worrying Authors By Jesse Published July 27, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to Scatter Like So Many Billiard Balls Across the Velvety Smooth Surface of Your Brain Scratch! Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published July 27, 2025
