32 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Regret Bringing Up in a Fight With Our Significant Other

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32 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Regret Bringing Up in a Fight With Our Significant Other
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I guess Ernie Hudson wasn’t Ernie Hudson enough for The Real Ghostbusters, but Arsenio Hall was the exact right amount of Ernie Hudson.

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The Avengers

It's a wonder we didn't have an Avengers TV show in the '80s. The Incredible Hulk was the most successful, but Captain America, Thor, and Doctor Strange all had their own abortive TV attempts. CRACKED.COM

Daniel Franzese

Daniel Franzese BULLY Franzese was brutally harassed on the set of this aptly-named film, being cruelly outed over a decade before he publicly came ou

The Hulk

EVERYONE KNows THAT RAGE MAKeS THE HULK STRONG. BUT THE THING THAT STARTED HIS FITS OF RAGE? CHILD ABuSE. NO CHILV YOUK AGE SHOLLD BE ABLE TO BUILD SO

Abe Simpson

Grandpa's measurements. GRACKED COM In season 6, episode 18, A Star is Burns, Abe Simpson yells, The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that's the way I like it. You might think this is complete gibberish, but a rod is actually an old English measurement that can equal anywhere from 9 to 28 feet. A hogshead is an old unit of mea- surement for liquids that equals about 79 old wine-gallons.

Amy Schumer

AMY SCHUMER realized that she has influence. About her old joke, I used to date Hispanic guys, but now I prefer consensual, she said, I played a dumb white girl onstage. Once I realized I had more eyes and ears on me and had an influence I stopped telling jokes like that. I am evolving as an artist. I am taking responsibility and hope I haven't hurt anyone. I apologize if I did. CRACKED

Noah’s Ark

Illegal filmmaking Extras died in 1928's Noah's Ark. For the flood, cameraman Hal Mohr quit when director Michael Curtiz rolled his eyes at his safety concerns. Three extras died, another lost a limb, and a dozen suffered serious injuries, but Curtiz somehow escaped any legal repercussions. CRACKED

Guardians of the Galaxy

CRACKED.COM Guardians of the Galaxy Meredith wasn't speaking figuratively. A dying Meredith Quill tells her son Peter that his dad was an angel composed out of pure light. In the sequel, we learn that Peter's dad really isn't from Earth, and light is indeed a big part of him. (He's far from an angel, though.)

Fat Suits

PLEASE CUT IT OUT WITH THE THIN CHARACTERS WHO weRe FORMERLY FAT. F.R.I.E.N.D.S New Girl JUST FRIENDS 88 THE FAT SUITS ARE INSULTING, AS IS THE NOTION THAT BEING FAT mAKes someone A Joke. CRACKED.COM

The World’s Oldest Pornography

The world's oldest porn shows bisexuality. k The Kangjiashimenji Petroglyphs are over 3,000 years old and show fertility ceremonies. NOW YOU KNOW CRAC

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Friday the 13th

GRACL Best Worst FRIDAY THE13TH 2ART3 TASON VO GEY AN UBDADE CYBORG Jason Dons His Iconic Mask JASON

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