Batman Has Another Secret Identity, And It Has A Fake Mustache
Everyone knows Batman is billionaire socialite Bruce Wayne in disguise, and if you didn't, uh, spoilers. But Wayne has another secret identity that has never been seen in the movies: he likes to put on a fake mustache and pretend to be a criminal called "Matches Malone." The Matches costume also includes tinted glasses, flashy suits, and "a perfect New Jersey accent," which is somehow even sillier than wearing a cowl with pointy ears.
DC ComicsSo he's Christian Bale in American Hustle, basically.
According to his first appearance, Matches was a real criminal who accidentally shot himself while trying to kill Batman (exactly how tinted are those glasses?). Batman, noticing that this dead crook happened to look exactly like him, decided not to report Malone's death so he could start usurping his identity whenever he needs to go undercover. Which is kinda sad, because it means no one wanted to be Batman's informant, so he had to make one up.
In reality, it would take criminals like a week to realize that every time they told that Matches guy about some plan, Batman would show up and wreck it. He should be a corpse on the waterfront with "SNITCH" carved on its chest. The only way the Matches identity makes sense is if everyone knows he's Batman, so they just humor him and spill the same info they'd give him if he hung them upside down from a gargoyle.
DC ComicsBartenders love him because he thinks one beer costs $500.