It's not unusual to imagine yourself (usually while on the crapper or in the shower) in a completely implausible scenario that will never, ever occur during your lifetime. But it's still fun to make believe, right?

Well, now you can imagine how you will totally survive those situations like the badass of your daydreams.

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