Dark Humor Jokes From Unexpected Sources

Including this terrifying bit from Ronald Reagan at the height of the Cold War: ‘My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes’

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19 Awesome Survival Tips (You’ll Probably Never Need)

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19 Awesome Survival Tips (You’ll Probably Never Need)

It's not unusual to imagine yourself (usually while on the crapper or in the shower) in a completely implausible scenario that will never, ever occur during your lifetime. But it's still fun to make believe, right?

Well, now you can imagine how you will totally survive those situations like the badass of your daydreams.

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CRACKEDCON If dust or ash ever completely covers the Earth's atmosphere and causes global disaster, head to a cruise ship! Cruise ships have food, wat

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Have hordes of zombies taken over your town? cRA Fight back by unleashing Lone Star ticks. Once bitten, these ticks cause an allergy to mammal meat. A

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