24 Sick Burns That You Can Feel All The Way Across History

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24 Sick Burns That You Can Feel All The Way Across History

It's time to learn from the masters. No more being caught off guard. No more embarrassing retorts. No more long hours spent in the shower thinking up awesome comebacks to someone who burned you months ago.

No, it's time to arm yourself with a proper zing repertoire. So take some notes.

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