Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
13 Celebrities Who Aren’t Taking Home the Oscar for Hygiene If an interviewer asks, the answer is yes, you do wash after you wipe Authors By Jesse Published August 10, 2025
12 Epic Parties That Literally Went Down in History Bro, last night was a Field of the Cloth of Gold Authors By Jesse Published August 10, 2025
PICTOFACT 36 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Grew From Pathetic Little Seedlings We created them, and we can destroy them Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published August 10, 2025
PICTOFACT 33 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Heard Through the Grapevine They’re quite juicy indeed Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published August 09, 2025
PICTOFACT 33 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Have Been Pickling in a Jar at the Gas Station Since the Reagan Administration And we’re gonna eat every last one Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published August 09, 2025
14 Actors Who Loved or Loathed Reboots of Their Signature Franchise As the person who first brought Professor Doodypants to the silver screen, I find the modern portrayal of Professor Doodypants disappointing and offensive Authors By Jesse Published August 09, 2025
14 Historical Slang Terms for Private Parts Chaucer, you gotta chill out dude Authors By Jesse Published August 09, 2025
PICTOFACT 33 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Left on a Petri Dish to Grow Into a Single Disgusting Blob They’re disgusting Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published August 09, 2025
PICTOFACT 31 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Sired of Our Own Loins They’re literally our babies Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published August 08, 2025
The 14 Most (and Least) Accurate Workplace Comedies and Dramas Hi, ghostbuster here. It’s actually way more paperwork than ghostbusting Authors By Jesse Published August 08, 2025
PICTOFACT 30 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Snuck at the Pub While the Missus Was Out of Town If you saw us, no you didn’t Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published August 07, 2025
14 Movies That Make Math Exciting, Against All Odds Math is just a series of IOUs for magic Authors By Jesse Published August 07, 2025
PICTOFACT 32 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Foolishly Bought As Safety Add-Ons From the Used Car Dealership They said they’d inflate them with nitrogen for free though Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published August 06, 2025
14 Off-Screen Deaths That There’s No Time to Mourn Enough exposition, we’ve got sex and violence to get to! Authors By Jesse Published August 06, 2025
PICTOFACT 37 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Smuggled Into Camp, Get Ready to Have the Best Night of Your Summer We had to hide these inside our inhaler Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published August 05, 2025
14 Sexual Health Tips from Celebrities Who Need to Invest in a Chastity Belt ‘Mugwort steam cleanses your uterus’ Authors By Jesse Published August 05, 2025
PICTOFACT 32 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Stole From the Rival Camp Across the Lake in the Dead of Night We will never know triumph or camaraderie like this for the rest of our lives Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published August 04, 2025
PICTOFACT 32 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Got Our Tongue Stuck to in a Mid-Winter Schoolyard Dare We won, but at what cost? Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published August 03, 2025
PICTOFACT 33 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia the Bad Kids Made Us Try at Recess, We Sure Hope Our Little Brother Didn’t See He’s either gonna turn into a bad kid, or tell Mom Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published August 03, 2025
12 Beloved Celebrities That Everybody Forgets Have Pulled Some Real Bullsh*t It takes a whole lot of polishing to get your image squeaky-clean Authors By Jesse Published August 03, 2025
