Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
PICTOFACT 32 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Produced in an Overseas Sweatshop But Proudly Assembled in the USA Slap a flag on that bad boy Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published August 24, 2025
PICTOFACT 37 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Filled Our Pockets With and Sprinted Past Security Here’s hoping they don’t have facial recognition technology Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published August 24, 2025
12 Celebrities Who Were Quite Literally Too Cool for School Childhoods ruined under the supervision of professionals. Do not attempt Authors By Jesse Published August 24, 2025
12 Celebrities Who Were Humbled by People Who Didn’t Recognize Them Sorry, is ‘Ke$ha’ your first name or your last name? Authors By Jesse Published August 24, 2025
PICTOFACT 37 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Hung From the Doorknob So Our Roommate Would Get the Hint We’re ‘busy,’ if you catch our drift Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published August 24, 2025
PICTOFACT 33 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Were Raised by Dogs and Now They Think They’re Dogs Too It’s adorable to watch Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published August 23, 2025
PICTOFACT 32 Unstoppable Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are About to Meet an Immovable Object Our money’s on the immovable object Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published August 23, 2025
14 Fictional Characters Who Got Their Names From Real Guys Just to be safe, never be friends with a writer Authors By Jesse Published August 23, 2025
14 Times Celebrity Lies Got Fact-Checked Hulk Hogan was not one of America’s smartest liars Authors By Jesse Published August 23, 2025
PICTOFACT 30 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Have Been Locked in a Crystal for Eons, Until Now They’ve escaped Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published August 23, 2025
PICTOFACT 30 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Recited to the Hero While He Was Unconscious and We Couldn’t Think of Anything Inspiring to Say We don’t think it got through to him Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published August 22, 2025
14 Celebrities Who Were Called Out Publicly By Their Own Kids A guy can’t even publicly disown his kids without catching an earful Authors By Jesse Published August 22, 2025
PICTOFACT 32 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Whispered to Us By a Child Over the Phone After We Watched a Particularly Unsettling TikTok Seven days? Seven days until what? Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published August 21, 2025
12 Words Coined or Owned by Famous People If you ever meet Taylor Swift, DO NOT say, ‘Nice to meet you’ Authors By Jesse Published August 21, 2025
PICTOFACT 31 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Written Backward in Lipstick by a Disturbed Child We don’t know what it is, but the kid loves ‘redrum’ Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published August 20, 2025
14 Celebrities Who Got Scammed Worse Than Your Grandma Mark Zuckerberg had the most punchable password we’ve ever heard Authors By Jesse Published August 20, 2025
PICTOFACT 32 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That All Consumed One Another in the Womb Talk about sibling rivalry Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published August 19, 2025
PICTOFACT 32 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Sang to Our Crush From the Bleachers While the Marching Band Backed Us Up Below After all that, she just read a really mean poem about us to the whole class Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published August 18, 2025
14 A-Listers Who Nearly Ruined Classic Movies Hey, Mickey Rooney, we need to talk Authors By Jesse Published August 18, 2025
PICTOFACT 30 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Overheard Our Upstairs Neighbors Blabbing About There’s no privacy in this joint! Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published August 17, 2025
