32 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Sang to Our Crush From the Bleachers While the Marching Band Backed Us Up Below

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32 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Sang to Our Crush From the Bleachers While the Marching Band Backed Us Up Below
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Shia LaBeouf

Shia LaBeouf T AM NOT FAMOVS AORE Displaying a fundamental misunderstanding of how fame works, Shia tweeted I am retiring from all public life, right around the time he drew attention to himself by wearing a paper bag to a movie premiere.

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Bridesmaids

32 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Sang to Our Crush From the Bleachers While the Marching Band Backed Us Up Below

Movie Tropes

Goldfinger Forced kiss. Romantic in movies, a sexual assault charge in real life. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Aladdin

CRACKED.COM Aladdín and the KINGOTHIEVES The Earth starts shaking during the wedding of Aladdin and Jasmine. Genie responds with: I thought the Earth wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon.

The First 24-Hour Newsday

The first 24-hour newsday 1963 CRACKED.COM The networks threw their regular programming out the window to cover the assassination of JFK around the clock.

Snake Eyes

In the 1980s, the struggling HASBRO toy company released a new action figure for its GIJOE line. The new character SNAKE EYES was clad completely in BLACK because Hasbro couldn't afford COLORED PAINT. CRACKED.COM

Ghost of Goodnight Lane

BTS STORIES FROM HORROR MOVIES 2014 GHOST OF GOODNIGHT LANE A movie about a haunted set filmed at said haunted set... had a haunted set. Before production, a specialized team considered Media World Studios actually haunted. Then, while doing the movie, lights flickered, things would move around, and disembodied voices could be heard. People felt slapped by invisible forces, and even reported visions of unknown figures. CRACKED.COM

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Tomorrow Never Dies

CRACKED YOUR VILLAIN'S PLOT CAN'T BE EASILY THWARTED BY GOOGLE. TOMORROW NEVER DIES ILL BACK ST This Bond villain is a media mogul who plans to manipulate the news to incite war between China and the UK. Today, social media and a quick googling of countless news sources would label this fake news within a few minutes.

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The Nicolas Cage "Trilogy"

Movie Trilogies The Holy Nicolas Cage trinity We hear your objection that this isn't a real trilogy, and we counter by just pointing to The Rock, Con Air, and Face/Off. The Rock? Unwitting everyman hero Cage. Con Air? Southern, long-haired, roundhouse- kicking Cage. Face/Off? Peak Nicolas Cage, but also peak John Travolta and peak John Woo. Sorry, but you're just not being rational. CRACKED.COM

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Chris Meloni

Chris Meloni CRACKED.COM Meloni played cook Gene, though now known primarily as Elliot Stabler, Law & Order: SVU detective and omnipresent face between 2-4 AM on cable.

Myspace

JUSTIN 5 TIMBERLAKE MYSPACE REBOOT CRACKED.COM After getting its ass handed to it by Facebook, MySpace joined up with Justin Timberlake for a music-focused relaunch. Spoiler alert: No one cared. To make matters worse, Space accidently deleted 50 million songs by 14 million artists in 2019. Oops.

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Shaq

Shaquille O'Neill once revealed that he's spent $1000 a week on phone apps. PALDING O The NBA legend turned tech investor revealed back in 2014 that h

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