Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
PICTOFACT 32 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Can Only Go on a Date With If Someone Asks Out Our Sister Our father’s inane rule will surely keep us out of trouble Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published September 09, 2025
14 Financial Quotes From Celebrities Who Amassed or Squandered a Fortune ‘It’s one banana, Michael, how much could it cost?’ but in real life Authors By Jesse Published September 09, 2025
PICTOFACT 30 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Have Undergone Extremely Subtle Cosmetic Surgery and Now Inexplicably Appear Two Decades Younger It’s rude to bring it up though Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published September 08, 2025
PICTOFACT 33 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Stuffed Into Lockers by Bigger Stronger Trivia Dad says it builds character Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published September 07, 2025
PICTOFACT 36 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Spilled Embarrassingly Out of Our Pockets When We Quick-Changed Into Our Superhero Costume We really, really needed that to be stealthy Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published September 07, 2025
12 Celebrities Who Cheated and Copped to It Without infidelity, we wouldn’t have the Kardashians Authors By Jesse Published September 07, 2025
14 Celebrities Who Pulled A ‘Do You Know Who I Am?’ ‘Have you seen the movie ‘Avatar’?!’ Authors By Jesse Published September 07, 2025
PICTOFACT 30 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Had to Spell Out in Full to Win This Spelling Bee This thing is rigged Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published September 07, 2025
PICTOFACT 30 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Could Have Chugged in Three Seconds Flat Back in Our College Days Homecoming is weeks away, it’s time to start training Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published September 06, 2025
PICTOFACT 30 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Ate at This Museum Because We Thought It Was a Wonka Chocolate Factory Situation If anyone starts singing about our foibles we are going to freak out Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published September 06, 2025
14 Celebrity Claims and Confessions You Couldn’t Waterboard Out of Us We could have gone an entirely lifetime without knowing how Jessica Simpson brushes her teeth. Authors By Jesse Published September 06, 2025
PICTOFACT 30 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We’ve Been Dangling in Front of Our Donkey to Make Him Go If we’re being honest, we ate all the carrots ourselves Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published September 06, 2025
PICTOFACT 30 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Swarmed Into the Remarkably Detailed Shape of a Dead Pharaoh’s Gaping Maw How did they know what Arnold Vosloo’s face looks like? Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published September 05, 2025
12 People Who Didn’t Know They Were Dating Someone Famous To not know Aaron Rodgers is to love him Authors By Jesse Published September 05, 2025
PICTOFACT 34 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Foretold by Ancient Paintings Found Deep Within a Cave They are, in a word, ‘foreboding’ Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published September 04, 2025
14 TMI Celebrity Facts for the Hall of Yikes Not the main point, but Will Smith is woefully uninformed about hyenas Authors By Jesse Published September 04, 2025
PICTOFACT 36 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Burrowed Into Our Heads and Have Been Puppeting Us to Nefarious Ends We don’t remember what it’s like to have free will, but we don’t miss it Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published September 03, 2025
14 Romantic Celebrities Who Have Some Insightful and Insane Things to Say About Love It’s better to have loved and lost — unless you fell in love with Ellen, in which case you should skip the whole phenomenon Authors By Jesse Published September 03, 2025
PICTOFACT 31 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Trained in An Epic Montage to Take On the Neighborhood Bully They gave it their all, but things are not looking good Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published September 02, 2025
PICTOFACT 32 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Found Written in the Back of a Textbook by the Bad Kids a Grade Ahead of Us We learned a bunch of new swears Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published September 01, 2025
