Jesse
Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious.
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These Are the Times Legendary Musicians Legendarily Blew It
Britney should have quit while she was ahead.
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40 Random Bits of TV and Movie Trivia George R. R. Martin Will Probably Blog About Instead of Finishing His Book
Dude, don’t you have work to do?
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40 Random Bits of Trivia Laminate Like Cold Butter in Your Brain Dough
What is the brain if not a meaty puff pastry?
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12 Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, September 18, 2024
The price of bear fur hats is out of control, innit
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14 Groanworthy Puns From r/Jokes That Will Make You Ashamed of the Entire English Language
Straight to jail
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40 Random Bits of Trivia Bravely Sprayed Into a Crowded Subway Car by an NYPD Officer Chasing a Turnstile Jumper
Thank you for your service!
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12 Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, September 17, 2024
Great, now they’re trying to cancel King Arthur
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40 Random Bits of Trivia to Carve Your Brain Up Like a Jack-o-Lantern
You weren’t using the goop and seeds in the middle anyway
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Five Things You Absolutely Did Not Know About the Highest Grossing Franchises of All Time
Bean Bun Man is more popular than Harry Potter
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12 Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Monday, September 16, 2024
Big week for tech idiots
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40 Random Bits of Trivia That’ll Blow Your Mind Like That One Livestreamed Watermelon
Your brain is a melon, each fact a rubber band
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40 Random Bits of TV and Movie Trivia Told to Us Over a Wooden Fence by a Wise, Fatherly Neighbor
If this guy’s so smart, why is he living next to us?
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12 Random Bits of Trivia From the Entertainment Biz
Seinfeld isn’t the richest person to appear on ‘Seinfeld’
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40 Random Bits of Trivia We Juiced Out of the Brain of the Smartest Guy in Our Office
It did hurt, but he agreed it was worth it
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40 Random Bits of Trivia Your Grandparents and Your Grandchildren Couldn’t Possibly Understand
Imagine explaining to a toddler in 2075 who Hannah Montana was
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40 Random Bits of Horror Trivia We Thought Were Dead and Buried, But Then Thrust a Single Fist Up Out of the Dirt Just Before the Credits Rolled
Mandela Effect alert: Jason never actually kills with a chainsaw
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12 Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, September 13, 2024
If you’re looking for some rich folks to eat, a Chicago bistro is serving a $13,000 martini
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40 Random Bits of Trivia That Are Like Snorting a Firehouse of Data Into Your Skull
It hurts a lot, but what a thrill!
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12 Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, September 12, 2024
Very lemur, very mindful
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