Jesse
Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious.
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Sunday, April 27, 2025
Congratulations, Lyft, you’ve invented... licensed taxis
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are Busy Assisting Other Callers, Please Hold
Your call is appreciated
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Know What They Did
Now is the time for repair
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Shamefully Lugged to Our Car in a Cardboard Box After They Let Us Go
We also ripped our pants and stepped in a puddle, if you even care
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Had to Deliver in an Elevator During a Power Outage
Hero’s a strong word. But we’ll take it
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Caught Smooching on the Jumbotron
It wasn’t even Kiss Cam-o-clock
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Spoken to Us in Unison by Australian Twins
‘Run! He’s got a gun!’
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, April 25, 2025
If you see ‘Goldsmith kills carpenter in late-night attack’ on your Citizen app, it’s a good day to stay inside
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Lit Aflame and Poured Down the Castle Wall at the Ascending Marauders, to No Avail
Well, it was worth a try
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, April 24, 2025
I went to the Superdeep Borehole and everyone knew you
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The 14 Most Successful Contestants in American Game Show History
‘Cracked’ writer Ken Jennings is on this list, obviously, but perhaps not where you’d expect
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Wrote in a Blind Rage Because We Hated the ‘Mighty Ducks’ TV Show So Much
Move over, Emilio Estevez
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, April 23, 2025
I’m not addicted, I can quit betting on Pope stuff any time I want
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14 Horrifying Celebrity Toys, Dolls and Sculptures Too Inaccurate to Be Haunted
What if we kissed under the sopping wet Colin Firth?
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Tried Yelling Nervously at the Easter Egg Roll, But It Only Seemed to Make Things Worse
We have yelling at cameras to thank for our entire career
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, April 22, 2025
A group of scientists (or maybe bullies) swears that you can see a new color if you let them zap you in the eye with a laser
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14 Child Actors Who Quit While They Were Way Ahead
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, one thing is true: you’re the reason they quit
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia You Can Boil Up Into a Nice Stew in a Pinch
They’re like little chucks of factual bouillon
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12 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Will Take Seven Years to Digest
Which celebrity told his kids ‘If you want this cheese, you got to get two degrees’?
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14 Famous Last Words of Famous TV and Movie Characters
Some of the most memorable last words in all of fiction come from puppets
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