Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
PICTOFACT 38 Random Bits of Pop-Culture We Saw Sitting Forlorn and Motionless on a Swing A bit melodramatic, don’t you think? Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published July 26, 2025
PICTOFACT 35 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are Canonically Girlfriends, But the English Dub Changed Them to Cousins Censorship for the sake of preserving conservative sensibilities? Brother, that’s called freedom Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published July 26, 2025
The 14 Weirdest Things Celebrities Eat or Refuse to Eat Shailene Woodley should be more worried about microplastics than heavy metals Authors By Jesse Published July 26, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia You Can Have After You Finish Your Vegetables Sorry, we don’t make the rules Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published July 26, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia the Quarterback Yelled in the Huddle Just Before the Last Play of the Big Game It does not appear to have rallied the team in any way. Huge miscalculation Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published July 25, 2025
PICTOFACT 35 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Thought of in the Shower, Hours After a Verbal Scuffle Man, these would have killed at the lunch table Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published July 24, 2025
PICTOFACT 34 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Purchased From a Shady Arms Dealer in the Middle of the Desert How does he get his prices so low? Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published July 23, 2025
14 Embarrassingly Expensive Celebrity Parties You can buy friends, you can buy legislation, you can even buy a pink pony. But you can’t buy taste Authors By Jesse Published July 23, 2025
PICTOFACT 37 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are Melting, Melting, Oh What a World, What a World Well, somebody’s gotta feed their flying monkeys Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published July 22, 2025
PICTOFACT 36 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Must’ve Gone That-a-Way, Mister You just missed ‘em! Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published July 21, 2025
14 Celebrities Who Make the Best or Most Horrendous Bosses You know, plenty of folks in this town would sniff Christian Bale’s armpits for free Authors By Jesse Published July 21, 2025
PICTOFACT 37 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Keep Dive Bombing Our Window Because They Think Their Own Reflections Are Rival Facts Competing for Resources I guess we need to put up a curtain or something? Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published July 20, 2025
PICTOFACT 34 Shiny Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Our Mischievous Monkey Tried to Steal and Now the Cave of Wonders Is Collapsing Around Us That’s like, the only rule in the Cave of Wonders Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published July 20, 2025
PICTOFACT 36 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Will Deal Psychic Damage to Your Anti-Intellectual Foe We can already see the rudimentary stars and birds circling their heads Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published July 20, 2025
PICTOFACT 34 Random Bits of Trivia to Heimlich Out of Our Brains and Directly Into Yours Good thing you’re certified Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published July 19, 2025
PICTOFACT 36 Insightful Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Hallucinated in Our Hour of Need They give great advice, for figments of our imagination Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published July 19, 2025
PICTOFACT 37 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Know We Used to Be Pieces of Garbage But Also Know That People Can Change Spiked up blond hair, little bitty jeans, chicken spaghetti at Chikaleny’s... Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published July 19, 2025
PICTOFACT 35 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Who Assure Us This Isn’t Even Their Final Form We certainly hope it’s not Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published July 18, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Sprang Haphazardly Out of Our Crime-Inspecting Uncle’s Head When are my parents picking me up? Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published July 17, 2025
14 Celebrity World Records You’d Have to Be Impossibly Good or Impressively Bad to Beat If you can’t set a record with your art, you can always make a humongous bean dip or whatever Authors By Jesse Published July 17, 2025
