Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
PICTOFACT 37 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Our Bully Won for Our Girlfriend at the Carnival Whatever makes her happy! Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published July 06, 2025
PICTOFACT 39 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Accidentally Dropped Into an Open Chest Cavity From the Cheap Seats at the Operating Theater Maybe they won’t notice Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published July 06, 2025
PICTOFACT 36 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Took a Wrong Turn Back at Albuquerque I don’t think they’re in Kansas anymore Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published July 06, 2025
PICTOFACT 35 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to Pour Into Your ‘Wicker Man’ Bee Helmet Not the facts! Aaah, they’re in my eyes! Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published July 05, 2025
PICTOFACT 39 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Unfortunately Aren’t Covered Under the Limited Warranty You Purchased Should’ve read the fine print, buddy Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published July 05, 2025
PICTOFACT 34 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Your Dumbest Coworker Will Only Believe If He Hears It From An A.I.-Generated Podcast Or just tell him Joe Rogan said it Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published July 05, 2025
PICTOFACT 33 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Had Grafted to Our Body So We Could Wield Them Even More Lethally We’ll strike down our nemesis, next time Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published July 04, 2025
PICTOFACT 35 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Crushed Against Our Foreheads Like a Beer Can at a Frat Party Come here, let us teach you Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published July 04, 2025
PICTOFACT 34 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That the Grocery Store Refused to Write in Frosting on a Huge Cookie Cake It’s either censorship or laziness Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published July 04, 2025
PICTOFACT 35 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Left in the Car With the Air Conditioning On and Their Favorite Music Playing Please don’t break the window Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published July 03, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Standing Soberly in Front of You Like a Police Lineup One of them did it. You have to decide which Authors By Jesse Published July 03, 2025
PICTOFACT 37 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Forgot to Take Out of Our Pockets Before Going Through Security They were not cool about it, either Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published July 02, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of Trivia the Clown in the Sewer Assured Us Would Float Who would steal 85 koi? Authors By Jesse Published July 02, 2025
PICTOFACT 39 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Will Eventually Be Replaced in Your Brain by Microplastics It’s inevitable Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published July 01, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of News and Trivia That Are Not Quite Fit To Print, but Perfectly Fine for a Listicle I can’t believe they made ‘The Magic School Bus’ real Authors By Jesse Published July 01, 2025
PICTOFACT 37 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Saved Like Damsels in Distress From Other Listicles Who Only Loved Them for Their Looks All in a day’s work Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published June 30, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Wired to the Politicians Who Keep Texting Us for Cash Jeff Bezos stop overconsuming public resources challenge (impossible) Authors By Jesse Published June 30, 2025
PICTOFACT 38 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Drew on Our Buddy’s Back in Sunscreen While He Was Sunbathing Now all the girls want to talk to him Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published June 29, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Who Dug Their Way Out of Their Graves Like Zombies in a Lazy Apocalypse Franchise Braaaaaiiins, or whatever Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published June 29, 2025
PICTOFACT 36 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Unfortunately Disqualify You for the Express Checkout Lane You have a choice to make Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published June 29, 2025
