Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
PICTOFACT 38 Unsuckable Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Got Caught in Our Web Yeah, we’re not sucking these, you can have them Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published June 28, 2025
PICTOFACT 38 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Strung Together End-to-End Like a Factoid Centipede They said it couldn’t be done Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published June 28, 2025
14 Celebrities Who Killed Their Careers With a Single Social Media Post Maybe just go to bed and try tweeting again in the morning Authors By Jesse Published June 28, 2025
PICTOFACT 35 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Sloppily Consumed by a Villainous Glutton He does make it look good Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published June 28, 2025
PICTOFACT 39 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Teaming Up to Eradicate the Pollution in Your Brain, Planeteer-Style This is what you’d get if every member of the team was ‘Heart’ Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published June 27, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of Trivia We Found in the Fine Print of Our Lease Agreement They’ll just put anything in there Authors By Jesse Published June 27, 2025
PICTOFACT 39 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia the Shift Manager Didn’t Appreciate Us Tossing Onto the Craps Table Dude takes his job way too seriously Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published June 26, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of Trivia We Frankensteined Together Like Sid’s Mutant Toys in ‘Toy Story’ They’re ugly, but they get the job done Authors By Jesse Published June 26, 2025
14 Awful Ideas from Titans of Industry and Entertainment ‘I know a good hotel when I see one,’ Nicky Hilton said, with zero sense of irony Authors By Jesse Published June 26, 2025
PICTOFACT 37 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Will Burn Your Retinas If You Stare at Them Too Long Unless of course you’re wearing your special fact-blocking glasses Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published June 25, 2025
PICTOFACT 36 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia a Seagull Stole Right Out of Our Hands We literally just bought these Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published June 24, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are Getting Back Together for a 20th Anniversary Tour, Just Like Every Other Band You Liked in High School They vastly overestimate how much disposable income I have Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published June 23, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Fed to An A.I. and Now It’s Very Unpleasant To Talk To This is what we get for playing God Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published June 22, 2025
PICTOFACT 38 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Paraded Sadly and Squeakily Through the Capital Cool party, man Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published June 22, 2025
PICTOFACT 37 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Our Doctor Had to Chisel Out of Our Ears With That Long, Scary Spoon You got a license for that thing, big guy? Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published June 22, 2025
PICTOFACT 39 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We’ve Had Packed in Our Lip Like Chewing Tobacco Just a little something to take the edge off Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published June 21, 2025
PICTOFACT 37 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Hoovered Off the Free Sample Plate We need them more than this Sam’s Club does Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published June 21, 2025
PICTOFACT 37 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Legally Have to Tell You If They’re A Cop We heard that in a movie Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published June 21, 2025
PICTOFACT 37 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Our Eccentric Teacher Recited After Standing on His Desk Sorry, I am not getting expelled for this weirdo Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published June 20, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia You Can Yell Out at the Next Movie You Go To, Maybe It’ll Catch On Go ahead, make the next ‘chicken jockey’ Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published June 19, 2025
